Line #169 Funny/NicktoonsandDisneyHeroesUNITE


1	[[AC:Chapter 1 An Adventure Begins]]
2	* Plankton declares that he and the Syndicate are going to Rule Bikini Bottom, then asks if anyone is against it.
3	-->'''Plankton''': “From now on, I, Plankton, and the Syndicate, will rule Bikini Bottom. [[BaitTheDog But I’m fair. I listen to the little people.]] Those who don’t want me to rule, raise your hand.”''([[ZeroPercentApprovalRating All the citizens raise their hands all at once.)]]'' “Hm. [[HopeSpot Unanimous vote, eh? Well, your voices have been heard…]] [[IllPretendIDidntHearThat and so, I’ve chosen to ignore them]] [[KickTheDog and rule anyway.]] [[CardCarryingVillain Isn’t tyranny great? Heh heh heh]]… GET THEM!”
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5	* [=SpongeBob=] [[OhCrap horrified realization]] of what is going to [[SkewedPriorities happen if Plankton is the Ruler of Bikini Bottom.]]
6	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': [[SkewedPriorities “Oh no! If Plankton’s in charge he’ll steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula and shut down the Krusty Krab!]]”
7	-->'''Gary''': "Meow"
8	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': "Oh, and take over the world too, right.”
9	* [=SpongeBob=] freakout when meeting Goddard, Jimmy's robot dog.
10	** Then there is his reaction to hearing about the existence of other worlds.
11	-->'''[=SpongeBob=]''': C’mon, [=SpongeBob=]! Wake up! [[AllJustaDream Oh, I must’ve had too much ice cream last night! I knew I should have gone with Krabby Patties instead for that Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy marathon!]]
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13	* Wanda explaining about the seriousness of the situation of losing their magic because of the Syndicate.[[MoodWhiplash Then Cosmo uses an example of the only use for the wands.]]
14	-->'''Cosmo''': Yeah, Timmy. Right now, this wand is just a glorified back scratcher! ''([[ExactWords proceeds to scratch his back with his wand.]])'' Well, at least I can use it to get the parts I can’t normally reach.
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16	* Timmy's reaction to seeing Sora's Keyblade.
17	-->'''Timmy''': Is that a giant key he’s holding? That’s odd even by our standards.
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19	* In order to decide what to do with Sora the team [[HuddlePower Huddle]] in order to debate what to do with him. Without them noticing, Sora joins and scares them.
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21	* Vlad's reaction to hearing about a prisoner. And the fact that this happened before.
22	-->'''Vlad''':For the last time, boys, ghost rats are not any legitimate threat.
23
24	* Vlad sees [[spoiler:[[LegFocus Selphie's thighs]]]] and notes them as distracting. Then remembers his love for [[HopelessSuitor Maddie Fenton]] and also how the [[EvenEvilHasStandards Girl is a Teen]].
25	-->Her thighs were also rather… distracting, but Vlad had eyes on another woman entirely, not to mention he wasn’t into children. [[LampshadedTrope Even villains had standards.]]
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27
28	[[AC:Chapter 2 Traversing Traverse Town]]
29	* All the conversation regarding the Krabby Patty.
30	-->"Oh, that would hardly stop Mr. Krabs.” [=SpongeBob=] waved that off. “He’d keep the Krusty Krab open whether it was raining or snowing, all the while fighting bare-clawed to not spend too much in keeping those nasty shadows at bay!”
31
32	-->“Mr. Krabs?” Sora asked at the mention of that name.
33
34	-->“Oh, he’s my boss at the restaurant I work at back home.” The fry cook answered his new friend before sighing with nostalgia, “Ah, the Krusty Krab. Home of the world-famous Krabby Patty. I tell you, it’s the best eatery in the universe!”
35
36	-->[[LaymansTerms “Isn’t a Krabby Patty basically a burger?”]] Danny couldn’t help but ask.
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38	-->But [[ComicalOverreacting that made [=SpongeBob=] gasp dramatically and jump on his chest to get up in his face for the trouble.]] [[SeriousBusiness “It is NOT just a burger, Mr. Phantom!” the sponge poked him in the nose. “The Krabby Patty is an absolute treasure to the people of Bikini Bottom! To the point that its secret formula would be kept under heavy lock and key under the watchful eye of Eugene Krabs. It is so important to everyone under the sea that Plankton would do whatever it took to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, whether it would be disguising himself, super science, civil disobedience, or even–”]]
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40	-->[[FinishingEachOthersSentences “Teaming up with other villains to take over the world?”]] The halfa finished for him.
41
42	-->“Exactly!” [=SpongeBob=] then jumped off of Danny and stood proudly next to Sora. “And so, I, [=SpongeBob=] [=Squarepants=], swear to you, Sora, as well as the rest of you guys, that [[ChekhovsGun I will show you the wondrous splendor that is the Krabby Patty, or I am not the #1 fry cook under the sea!]]”
43
44	-->“Uhhhh… sure, that sounds great, [=SpongeBob=]. Thanks.” Sora nervously chuckled at [=SpongeBob=]’s [[WorkaHolic zeal for his job.]]
45
46	** Then this coming up next:
47
48	-->“Oh, coming!” Sora called after. Though when [=SpongeBob=] moved ahead, he whispered to Danny, ''“[=SpongeBob=] sure loves his job, doesn’t he?”''
49
50	-->''“Yeah. Rare to find someone who does.”'' Danny whispered back. ''“Anyhow, chances are once we go in, [[ChekhovsGun there’s bound to be trouble.”]]''
51
52	-->''“What makes you say that?”'' the new member asked.
53
54	-->''“Just a [[GutFeeling gut feeling]] that comes with being a superhero. Not a great feeling either.”''
55	** [[spoiler: It doubles as an Awesome and Heartwarming Moment when [=SpongeBob=] in Chapter 14 uses his [[ChekhovsGun Cooking skills]] to defeat the [[CookingDuel Cooking Lady and her Meat powers without a throwing fists, just by showing her how to cook Meat well.]]]]
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57	* When the Gang arrives at a building, [=SpongeBob=] tells Jimmy that they are probably trespassing. Jimmy's [[ShoutOut Answer is a total reference]] to a certain [[Literature/SherlockHolmes Famous Detective from 221B Baker Street.]]
58	-->“Elementary, my dear [=SquarePants=],”
59
60	* When the Gang asks Pongo and Perdita bout their missing puppies, Sora asks what could be weird, the answer is [[WaveOfBabies 99]]. The reaction...
61
62	-->“Number of puppies?” Sora asked. “What could possibly be weird about–”
63
64	** '''One number reading later…'''
65
66	-->“[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Ninety-nine dalmatian puppies missing?!]]” Spongebob exclaimed in shock as they read that part of the message repeatedly, just to see if they read that correctly. “Ninety-nine puppies?! Wow, Pongo and Perdita sure have been practicing their multiplication tables.”
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68	-->“What are they, [[ExplosiveBreeder rabbits or dogs?]]” Danny was having trouble believing that number himself.
69
70	-->“And scattered throughout the worlds?” Timmy also had his hands up in the air. “It would take forever to find them! Of all the times to not have magic!”
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72	-->“This isn’t possible. No way this is even feasible.” Jimmy was just in denial by now. “On average, a litter of puppies measures up to 5-6 at most! I mean, sure, rottweilers have set the record for 18 puppies, but even so! [[ThisCannotBe 99 is impossible!]]”
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74	* Timmy's sarcastic retort to Jimmy:
75
76	-->“Hey kid.” Cid spoke to Jimmy. “Did you seriously make a warp device from a calculator?”
77
78	-->[[AwesomeEgo “Well, when you’re a boy genius,”]] Jimmy felt his ego being stroked and felt the need to brag, “you’d be surprised just what you can make with anything you can find after some inventive thoughts.”
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80	-->“Yeah, and be [[SarcasmMode incredibly modest while you’re at it.]]” Timmy rolled his eyes, making Jimmy grunt in turn.
81
82	** Danny also is good in the Snark Department
83	-->“He’s about 25.” Cid answered. “He’s got long brown hair, wears black gloves, black, zipper-lined shoes, a silver Griever necklace, and a white undershirt. He’s also got a black jacket with short sleeves and red wings on the back along with red Grievers on the shoulders. He’s got three brown belts on his left forearm and has three buckles on his right thigh. His black pants have a vertical zipper going down the side of each leg. Leon wears two brown belts and two black ones around his hips, all of which are quite loose except for one, a black one worn properly around his waist. But you’ll definitely recognize him by his blue eyes and a distinct scar along the bridge of his nose.”
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85	-->“[[DeadpanSnarker As opposed to everything else about him?]]” Danny snarked.
86
87	** Timmy does this again on the outside of the Shop.
88
89	-->“That’s different!” Jimmy rebutted. “Calamitous is a maniacal genius practically on my level, habit of not finishing things aside. Cid, all the while, is just a rocket scientist if we can honestly take his word for it. The most he’ll run with is no doubt conjecture and theories at best.”
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91	-->“Again, modest.” Timmy snarked, making Jimmy grumble.
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93	* Danny calls Leon an "Angsty brooder who looks like he has a chip on his shoulder."
94
95	** The fact that a talking sponge, a kid with a pink cap, a boy genius, and a teen with Ghost Powers (Who are Kids Cartoons) verbally roasts Squall Leonhart, [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII THAT Squall Leonhart/Leon]] is itself astoundingly funny and awesome.
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97	-->“Honestly, we happened upon your name by sheer luck.” Jimmy Neutron told him. “When Sora came up with the idea to ask Cid about it, he gave us a description matching you with surprising accuracy.”
98
99	-->“Hey, now that you mention it…” Timmy noted the jacket. “Yeah, he really does wear that jacket.”
100
101	-->“And he really does have that many belts!” Spongebob noted as well.
102
103	-->“And the edgy scar.” Danny snarked about it.
104
105	-->Leon began rubbing his temples. Good grief. When did this end up becoming a roast? At least this would probably make things a bit easier.
106
107	* The response of Timmy to hearing they have to return to the Hotel.
108
109	-->“...Very well.” Leon apparently couldn’t see how refusing the boy who figured out who he was would do him or anybody else good. “We got a room in the hotel over in the Second District. It’s the brown door with the number 2 over it.”
110
111	-->“Seriously?” Timmy groaned at this. “I swear, that hotel just gets worse…”
112
113	* Vlad having to finish the sentences of Professor Calamitous.
114
115	-->“And you’re certain that this girl is from a world not from one of ours?” Professor Finbarr Calamitous, founder of the Syndicate and arch enemy of Jimmy Neutron, asked as he was currently communicating with Vlad Plasmius via his central computer screen in his evil lair. “If that’s the case, then how did she even… um… uh…”
116
117	-->“Appear here?” Vlad finished for him, clearly used to the scientist’s unfortunate habit.
118
119	* Plankton problem with the camera and fight with her Computer Wife Karen.
120
121	-->“Off-focus, I’m aware.” Sheldon J. Plankton finished, annoyed. Then he shouted to the side, “Karen! Adjust the camera so it’s focused on all of me!”
122
123	-->“It’s as low as it can get, Plankton.” a rather monotone, digitized female voice replied to him. “I told you to get those books.”
124
125	-->“Ugggh…” Plankton groaned. “Give us a minute.”
126
127	-->Plankton’s screen immediately changed to an image bearing resemblance to a ‘We’re experiencing technical difficulties’ sign, but with Plankton’s face in the center. Techno music seemed to play in the background. Calamitous tapped his finger on the arm of his chair as he waited. What was this song called again, he wondered. [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Electric Zoo]]?
128
129	-->Finally, the screen went back to a straight camera feed, and there was Plankton in full, standing on a set of books.
130
131	-->“Sorry about that.” Plankton apologized, glaring at something offscreen with his one eye. “Some people apparently don’t know how to make added adjustment modifications.”
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133	-->“Don’t blame me. You just didn’t want to use the books since you think they make you look silly in front of your new evil compatriots.” Karen rebutted.
134
135	-->“Oh shush!” Plankton waved her off and looked back to the screen.
136
137	** Then we have this other Gem. The Syndicate while being the Main Treat, does not stop to have their [[LaughablyEvil known Shenanigans.]]
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139	--> “Look, something happened over here recently, and it’s urgent that you know since this probably concerns all four of us… speaking of which, where’s Crocker?”
140
141	-->“Probably busy creating his ‘perfect’ mech suit, so I last heard him claim.” Vlad said on his screen. “That, or just going through one of his episodes again.”
142
143	-->“You mean with those three certain words?” [[note]]FAIRY GODPARENTS!!![[/note]]
144
145	-->“Yes. That.”
146
147	-->“And what news is it that you have to, erm… Ah…” Calamitous knew what the word was. He JUST knew it.
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149	-->“Bring?” Plankton finished for him.
150
151	-->“Yes, that! Bring! What news is it you have to bring, Plankton?” Oh, if only those classes didn’t require constant payment. But Calamitous was fortunate those classes were helping. Hopefully.
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153	* [[spoiler: Plankton's describing Wakka]]
154
155	-->“He’s a teenager, he’s got orange hair and an enormous coif, as well as baggy yellow pants that close up halfway down his lower legs. Each leg of these pants has a large, gray, "X"-shaped strap with blue tips on them. He’s got on a yellow tank-top with black lining, green sandals, blue wristbands, brown eyes (I had Karen check out that part since I didn’t want to get close to the loudmouth brat), and stud earrings.He’s also got this ball he just throws around like it’s supposed to do something about his current situation.”
156
157	** The his snark fight with him
158	-->“It’s called a Blitzball, man!” an accented, young voice shouted to Plankton.
159
160	-->“I don’t know what Blitzball even is, and I bet it’s an overrated sport!” Plankton shouted back.
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162
163	[[AC:Chapter 3 F is for Friends, Good and Bad]]
164
165	* Jimmy notes how tiring is explaining the story.
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167	-->“...and that led us to meeting Sora and why we’re here now.” Jimmy finally finished retelling the story to the scarred man. “Man, three times explaining this in one night. Repetition’s good, but it can be a tiring experience.”
168
169	* A running gag is that [[FlatEarthAtheist Jimmy does not believe in Magic]] and thinks that for example Cosmo and Wanda, are high-tech holograms or that the Keyblade is a weapon made from nanomachines.
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171	-->“I wouldn’t be so quick to call it magic.” Jimmy told the ghost boy. “[[FlatEarthAtheist If anything, this Keyblade that Sora possesses could very well just be a weapon made from nanomachines, able to form at his unconscious command, but whoever originally designed it had installed it with a program that draws the monsters to it like moths to a flame. Pretty clever for a weapon meant to destroy these creatures, but why make it sound mystical is beyond me.]]”
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173	-->Leon and Yuffie raised brows at Jimmy’s odd denial of what the Keyblade was. They then felt Timmy Turner pulling on their clothes, hearing him whisper, ''“Jimmy doesn’t believe in magic or anything that can’t be explained. Best to let him think what his logic tells him.”''
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175	* When they discover elixirs, Jimmy does not share the emotion.
176	“Oh, sweet, an elixir!” He exclaimed. “This’ll come in handy later.”
177
178	“And more primitive medicine. [[SarcasmMode Great]].” Jimmy muttered.
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181	* Timmy asking if [=SpongeBob=] is going to sing when he starts hearing music. And Danny quick retort.
182
183	--> '''Timmy Turner:'''"Wait is he going to-".
184	--> '''Danny Phantom:'''"He is."
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186
187	[[AC:Chapter 4 The Wonders of Shopping and Gummis]]
188
189	[[AC:Chapter 5 Curiouser and Curiouser]]
190
191	[[AC:Chapter 6 Nicktoons in Wonderland]]
192
193	[[AC:Chapter 7 Tea Parties and Trickmasters]]
194
195	[[AC:Chapter 8 Olympus, The World of Heroes]]
196
197	[[AC:Chapter 9 The Warriors of Light]]
198
199	[[AC:Chapter 10 Heroes Divided]]
200
201	[[AC:Chapter 11 Heroes Reprimanded]]
202
203	[[AC:Chapter 12 Heroes Reconciled]]
204
205	[[AC:Chapter 13 Boxed In]]
206
207	[[AC:Chapter 14 Haunted Heartless Amity Park]]
208
209	[[AC:Chapter 15 Cirque Gothique]]
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