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1	[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9257913/1/Whotrek-the-Ultimate-Adventure-1 Whotrek: The Ultimate Adventure 1]] is a TrollFic written by [=DoctorxMasterxKirk4Evar=]. It starts off as a crossover between ''Series/DoctorWho'' and ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', where the Enterprise crew and the Doctor must team up to face off against some mysterious evil, but things quickly take a turn for the MassiveMultiplayerCrossover genre as characters from all sorts of works show up in minor or major roles inhabiting an universe that seems to completely and utterly lack even the slightest semblance of common sense and logic.
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3	!!Whotrek: The Ultimate Adventure 1 contains examples of...
4	* AbortedArc: Basically everything in chapters 7 through 9, wherein the characters start looking around for people saying "Mr. Saxon" and as soon as someone says it they declare themselves to be on the right track again and leave. Basically every location they go to sets up its own story. None of them are ever resolved.
5	* ApocalypseHow: Chapter 10. [[spoiler: It's ''claimed'' to be a Class Z, in that it specifically says that "[=ALL OF REALITY WAS GON 4EVA AND THER WAS NOTING ANY1 COLD DO ABOT IT!=]"... but this is then immediately proven blatantly false when the next chapter begins with the characters waking up in "the rubble of reality", and proceed to try and put everything back together again.]]
6	* AttractiveBentGender: Picard is turned "sexy and also a gril" by Q in Chapter 3. Specifically, he is turned into ComicBook/JeanGrey.
7	* BeigeProse: Especially noticable during fight-scenes, which, with the exception of chapter 12, ''never'' go into any detail about what happens beyond "X fought X and X won".
8	* BigBad: Either [[Series/DoctorWho the Master]], in that the story is generally spent trying to prevent him from destroying the universe in some way, or [[spoiler: the Q Continuum, as they are the ones behind the universe having gone crazy in the first place.]]
9	* DecoyProtagonist: Kirk. Also Picard could be counted as a [[InvertedTrope Decoy]] ''[[InvertedTrope Not]]''[[InvertedTrope -Protagonist]], as the author outright states in chapter one that she's not writing about him, only for him to end up being the main hero later.
10	* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: When the characters meet [[Film/TheMatrix the Architect]], he is solely refereed to as "the ergo guy in the room with screens who talks a lot and I don't like him.", even introducing himself as such. The author says to have forgotten his actual name, and not caring to look it up.
11	** Also when they go to Ancient Egypt and run into a guy who is blatantly obviously [[Anime/YuGiOh Seto Kaiba]], the narration never refers to him as such, instead just calling him "someone they didn't know". Bakura and Atem are likewise only referred to as "the thief king" and "the pharaoh" respectively.
12	* ForTheEvulz: The Master outright states that he only wants to destroy the universe because he's evil, and that's what evil people do.
13	* OneWingedAngel: The Master and Picard both do this during the final battle. The Master becomes a giant dragon, whereas Picard, to even out the odds, transforms into... [[spoiler: [[Anime/MyNeighborTotoro Totoro.]]]]
14	* SeriesContinuityError: This fic has a nasty tendency to kill of characters only to have them inexplicably be alive again later. The most glaring example would be [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Wesley]], who dies no less than eleven times over the course of the story. Often multiple times per chapter.
15	* NarratorAllAlong: [[spoiler: The final battle reveals that the entire story was narrated by Q, who had had his opinions twisted by the absurdity of the fanfic universe.]]
16	* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Parodied in the scene where the characters encounter [[Film/TheMatrix the Architect]], who not only uses grandiose words for absolutely everything, but also manages to constantly use the ''wrong'' words, making his entire dialogue incomprehensible nonsense.
17	-->"I created the Matrix. Ergo I can photosynthesis 90 percent of space-time to eradicate the miscreant particles of individuality. Ergo I am [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial most definitely not the man you refer to as the Master]] therefore I will not anti this establishment and simultaneously the relevant pseudopods of your clavicle heliocentrism."
18	* TookALevelInBadass: Picard becomes a Q... [[MundaneUtility purely for the sake of him being able to have]] [[HoYay sex with Q]] [[MundaneUtility without dying.]] It still ends up coming in handy several other times as well though.
19	* RandomEventsPlot: Pretty much nothing that happens makes any sense, but even then, chapters 7 through 9 are a special brand of incomprehensible.

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