Line #50 Fanfic/VoldemortGoesBackToSchool


1	''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7713961/1/Voldemort-Goes-Back-To-School Voldemort Goes Back To School]]'' by [[http://archiveofourown.org/users/KisaraP/pseuds/KisaraP KisaraP]] is a [[CrackFic cracky]] SlashFic and full retelling of ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince The Half-Blood Prince]]'' in which Voldemort disguises himself as a transfer student named "Evan Farley" to gain access to Hogwarts in order to kill Harry Potter personally but things don't go according to plan... HilarityEnsues.
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4	!!''Voldemort Goes Back To School'' provides examples of:
5	%%* AggressiveSubmissive: [[spoiler: Voldemort]]
6	%%* AlternateUniverseFic
7	* AnOfferYouCantRefuse: When Snape catches "Evan" raiding his potion stores, "Evan" forces him to let him go without punishment or telling anyone else or a flashing neon sign reading 'Dumbledore Took My Virginity And I Liked It!' will appear on the back of Snape's trousers.
8	* BadBoss: Voldie crucios Draco [[spoiler: when Plan B fails and [[BecomingTheMask Voldie is left in emotional turmoil.]]]]
9	* BadLiar: Both "Evan" and Draco are very bad liars when flustered though most of the time [[IdiotHero Harry still falls for it.]]
10	* BecauseYouWereNiceToMe: [[spoiler: after Harry has sex with "Evan," Voldie doesn't want to go through with his plan to kill him.]]
11	* BecomingTheMask: [[spoiler: Voldemort berates himself because Plan B was supposed to be him seducing Harry, not the other way around.]]
12	* BrainBleach: Harry and Draco want some after imagining Harry having sex with Voldemort. "Evan" is surprised to find he's actually ''hurt'' by their reaction.
13	* BrokenAce: Voldie, the poor [[TheSociopath Sociopathic]] EvilOverlord seems very uncomfortable with his own emotions and sexuality.
14	%%* ButtMonkey: Voldemort, full stop. Harry and Draco get this too to a lesser extent.
15	%%* CaptainOblivious: Ron
16	%%* ClosetKey: "Evan" for Harry and Draco.
17	* CoitusUninterruptus: When Draco walks in on Harry and "Evan" [[spoiler: and then joins them]].
18	%%* CrackFic
19	* DatingCatwoman: Harry and Evan/Voldemort
20	* DeathGlare: "Evan" keeps glaring at Harry through potions class. This leads Hermione and Harry to conclude that the new kid has a crush.
21	* DidntThinkThisThrough:
22	** [[VillainousBreakdown in a state of panic,]] "Evan"/Voldemort creates massive wards on an abandoned classroom door that only Dumbledore or Grindelwald could hope to break in the hopes of avoiding further interactions with Harry and Draco. He realizes the gaping flaw in his plan when he begins to worry that [=McGonagall=] might get around his wards if she were to transfigure the door into something else and as it is Harry circumvents the door and all of his carefully laid warding altogether by dropping in through the window on his broomstick. And because he's so heavily warded the door he's essentially locked himself in.
23	** "Evan" antagonizes Snape, the only person who can supply him with the potions he needs, and hopes to just control him with blackmail and didn't think to obliviate him afterwards.
24	* DirtyMindReading: Thanks to being a natural leglimens "Evan" is privy to Draco's mental images of "the Dark Lord screwing Harry."
25	* TheDogBitesBack: after "Evan" steals from Snape's potion stores and humiliates him Snape plans to sabotage him in the near future.
26	* DontYouDarePityMe: "Evan" gets annoyed when everyone is fussing over him in the infirmary.
27	* DramaticIrony: when Draco warns "Evan" that the Dark Lord doesn't tolerate failure.
28	%%* EvenTheGuysWantHim: "Evan"
29	* EvilDuo: "Evan" and Draco.
30	* ForcefulKiss: Harry in his social awkwardness decides this is the fastest way to prove whether or not Evan has a crush on him.
31	* GetAHoldOfYourselfMan: Draco does this to "Evan" when he's [[VillainousBSOD freaking out]] after his first encounter with Potter.
32	* GoKartingWithBowser: Harry shares the Marauder's Map with Draco when they have the common interest of finding Evan to see if he's alright.
33	* GrudgingThankYou: When Draco keeps calm and comes up with Plan B "Evan" assures Draco that if he keeps up the good work and he may soon replace Lucius as the Dark Lord's right-hand man much to Draco's pride, dread, and confusion ([[DontExplainTheJoke because that would mean offing his father.]])
34	* HandsomeLech: Draco. When Draco sees how uncomfortable "Evan" is with anything sexual Draco comes onto him as well (initially in order to get revenge for his torturing him.)
35	* TheInfiltration: [[VillainProtagonist Voldemort]] at Hogwarts.
36	* InterplayOfSexAndViolence: Voldemort thinks Harry is waiting for him after class so that they can duel to the death and has no idea how his [[DeathGlare intense staring]] has been misinterpreted.
37	-->'''Voldemort:''' [[ForcefulKiss This]] was not how wizards dueled!
38	* KingIncognito: "Evan" tells Draco he's on a mission from the Dark Lord but doesn't let him in on his true identity. This leads to several RightInFrontOfMe moments.
39	* LaughingMad: Voldie when he realizes that Potter won this round by snogging him.
40	* LetsFightLikeGentlemen: Voldemort wants to beat Harry fair and square so that no one will ever say he was bested by a child again and so waits for Harry to draw his wand so they might duel properly.
41	* LivingWithTheVillain: "Evan" with everyone at Hogwarts.
42	* MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces: after Harry, "Evan", and Draco do it in the library Harry worries that Hermione is going to kill him.
43	* MixAndMatchMan: for his plan Voldie developed the "Evan Farley" identity by using a potion similar to polyjuice but instead of just copying the appearance of one person he creates a new identity by using several different donors.
44	* MyParentsAreDead: ''awkward...''
45	-->'''Harry:''' Why can't you just directly ask your mother or father? You could Fire-Call them, right?
46	-->'''"Evan":''' Oh, the reason I, uh, can't ask them, is uh, [[VillainsNeverLie because they're both dead.]]
47	-->'''Harry:''' Oh, I'm, er, so sorry. I, er, know what it's like to... not have a family.
48	-->'''Draco:''' Nice one, Potter. I think the prize for the Gryffindor's stupidest House-member just got handed over from the Weasel to you.
49	%%* NiceGuy: Harry
50	* NoEscapeButDown: "Evan" leaps out a fourth story window to get away from Harry and Draco.
51	* NoSell: Before his infiltration Voldemort made sure that any detection enchantments (such as the Marauder's Map) would identify him as "Evan Farley" instead of "Tom Riddle."
52	* NotSoStoic: [[spoiler: "Evan" After it hits him that he just willingly submitted to Harry and Draco he flees in terror.]]
53	%%* ThePornomancer: "Evan."
54	%%* ThePowerOfLove: How to "vanquish" a Dark Lord...
55	%%* PrettyBoy: "Evan."
56	* PunctuatedForEmphasis: Snape... speaks... like this.
57	* SorryToInterrupt: Madame Pomfrey returns to find Draco making out with "Evan."
58	* SexFaceTurn: [[spoiler: "Evan" has such a good time with Harry that he finds he no longer wants to kill him.]]
59	* SexualKarma: [[spoiler: As Draco oh-so-helpfully points out "Evan" is the "girl" of the relationship.]]
60	* SurroundedByIdiots: Voldemort wonders how hard is it to kill a teenaged boy? After several failures by his pathetic underlings Voldemort decides that "if you want something done right, do it yourself" and hatches his plan to infiltrate Hogwarts as a student.
61	* ThisIsGonnaSuck: This is "Evan's" reaction when he fails to escape on Harry's broom and [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou is about to become acquainted with the ground.]]
62	* AThreesomeIsHot: Harry, "Evan," and Draco
63	* TimeForPlanB: After the initial fiasco Draco comes up with Plan B-that Evan should "seduce Harry and kill him while he's distracted." Unfortunately for them they don't work out the details of how Evan is supposed to do that when he himself is distracted.
64	* TomTheDarkLord: The TropeNamer who attends Hogwarts under the alias "Evan Farley."
65	* TooDumbToFool: Harry (with help from Hermione and a series of completely innocent coincidences) completely misinterprets "Evan's" intentions and thus completely screws up Voldemort's plans.
66	* TransparentCloset: When Draco is caught kissing another boy [[BlatantLies he insists that he was "just saying goodnight."]]
67	%%* {{Tsundere}}: [[spoiler: Voldie]]
68	* TheTwink: [[spoiler: Voldemort. He attributes this to his new body somehow being defective and doesn't consider any alternative explanations. See YouNeedToGetLaid below...]]
69	%%* VillainProtagonist: Voldemort
70	* VillainousBSOD: Voldemort begins having one after Harry kisses him and never really recovers...
71	* VillainousBreakdown: "Evan"/Voldemort ''freaks'' after "the library incident."
72	* VitriolicBestBuds: Harry and Draco after bonding over their concern for "Evan."
73	* YouNeedToGetLaid: Voldie has spent over a decade as a spirit, didn't get much action in [[TheGrotesque his old body]], and [[SpannerInTheWorks didn't take teenage hormones into account when plotting Potter's demise.]]

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