1 | ->''"one day the teno was chillin in his beach chair in his spaceship sippin a lemonade. he was usin frost cause mag is the bad guy from x men so he didnt want to use mag. and he was listenin to [[Music/{{Metallica}} metalica]] and playin air guitar on his fragger, on his back he had a braten [[ICallItVera called brat]][[FanFic/MyImmortal enoby dark'ness radiaton proc]] [[Franchise/StarWars skywalker]] and it has long ebony black hair with purple streaks (excep no it dosent cause its a gun duh) and had an icy blue muzzle like a limpid tear, a limpid tear of destruction and murder that shot bullets for killin grinners and robos and the flood from [[VideoGame/{{Halo}} halo]] that was in warfarme for some reason but not oculisks cause their op cheaters, remove oculisks! |
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3 | ->he also had a pistl but who cares about that lol"'' |
4 | -->--Opening to ''teno verses vay heck'' |
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6 | ''teno verses vay heck'' is a most likely [[StylisticSuck purposefully bad]] ''VideoGame/{{Warframe}}'' FanFiction by "drbackspace" about a Tenno [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin who fights Councillor Vay Hek.]] |
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8 | It can be found [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12944541/1/teno-verses-vay-heck here.]] |
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12 | !!''teno verses vay heck'' provides examples of: |
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14 | * AdaptationalBadass: Maroo is no slouch in canon, but in this fic, she [[spoiler:steals a rocket launcher from a Bombard and aims it straight at Vay Hek, disrupting his plan to catch an Oculyst.]] |
15 | * AuthorFilibuster: Not a long one, and it's about why drbackspace doesn't much like [[UnexpectedGameplayChange Grineer Sealab missions.]] |
16 | * AuthorTract: Parodied; drbackspace sarcastically mentions that Vay Heck sounds like "politicans i dont like, cause its classy to put polticks in warfarame fic". |
17 | * BigDamnHeroes: The Teno himself in chapter 1 to the Steel Meridian [[spoiler: along with John Prodman]], and [[spoiler: Ember and]] [[spoiler: Maroo in chapter 2]]. |
18 | * ButtMonkey: The Teno's pistol, which he doesn't consider a very good weapon. |
19 | * {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: The narrator. |
20 | * ComplacentGamingSyndrome: In-universe, involving Frost's Snow Globe. |
21 | -->Teshin: "your frost... you only have one power anyone cares about..." |
22 | * LeetLingo: Frequent. |
23 | * {{Malaproper}}: Frequent. It's right there in the title. |
24 | * OnlySaneMan: Tyl Regor [[MadScientist of all people,]] by virtue of having all his sentences rendered with proper spelling and grammar. |
25 | * RealLifeWritesThePlot: drbackspace apparently hasn't yet defeated Tyl Regor, leading everyone (even his ally, Vay Hek) to call him a cheap boss. |
26 | * RougeAnglesOfSatin: To a ludicrous degree. Among other things, Steel Meridian is never spelled right, or the same way twice. |
27 | * ShoutOut: Buckets of them. |
28 | ** The very first paragraph has Teno describing his Braton with some of the same descriptors as [[FanFic/MyImmortal Enoby Dark'Ness Dementia Raven Way]] and seeming to think that Mag is [[ComicBook/{{Magneto}} Magneto.]] |
29 | ** The guy on the other end shouting "THE GRINNERS ARE KILLIN EVERYBODY!" is lifted [[FanFic/AvatarsIIWhenQwaritchTakesRevenge straight from another]] TrollFic. |
30 | ** The Archwing is referred to as the [[Series/AllInTheFamily Arch Bunker.]] |
31 | ** Vay Heck frequently fires [[VideoGame/PokemonVietnameseCrystal missle bombs]] at the Teno in Chapter 1. |
32 | ** Misspellings include [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons stell moradins and still mordenkainens]] for Steel Meridian, [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros mario]] for Maroo, [[Roleplay/RecordOfLodossWar lodoss]] and [[VideoGame/OgreBattle lodis]] for the Lotus, and possibly [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb perry the platypus]] for the Perrin Sequence. |
33 | ** Vay Heck at one point declares the Teno [[VideoGame/HuntDownTheFreeman *** up his face.]] |
34 | ** John Prodman is shown at one point watching a game of [[Series/FamilyFeud Family Feud.]] |
35 | ** Chapter Two is spelled "CHAPPER TWOP" and Tyl Regor mentions that the Teno called his informant "Nathan from School", [[WebAnimation/WelcomeTo both from Welcome To Fanfiction.net.]] |
36 | * TrollFic: Pretty obviously. The ShoutOut to ''FanFic/MyImmortal in the opening paragraph, the amount of LampshadeHanging, and Tyl Regor being the only character to use proper spelling and grammar, are pretty obvious giveaways. |
37 | * TyopOnTheCover: Three of them! |
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