1 | * The most basic one: Take a drink any time there's a pause in Yahtzee's dialog. Teetotalers will be pleased. [[spoiler:Though even they will have to down a tankard after watching [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness him review]] ''VideoGame/SpecOpsTheLine''.]] |
2 | * From his earlier vids: Take a drink if the intro/outro song is one you've never heard before. Two drinks if you HAVE heard it before. |
3 | * Take a sip any time Yahtzee compares a game's combat system to that of ''VideoGame/GodOfWar''. |
4 | ** In addition, take a drink whenever he compares the game he's reviewing to one he likes (''Resistance 3'' to ''Half-Life 2'', ''VideoGame/{{Dishonored}}'' to ''VideoGame/ThiefTheDarkProject'', etc.) |
5 | * Take a drink whenever he complains about [[PressXToNotDie Quick-Time Events]]. Your liver will hate you. |
6 | * Take a sip whenever he calls/claims something is "ironic". |
7 | * Take a drink whenever he takes a jab at Nintendo. Two if it's specifically at either the Wii or the Mario franchise. |
8 | * During his ''VideoGame/{{Brink}}'' review, follow his DrinkingGame rules (i.e. take a shot every time he mentions ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'') even if you ''aren't'' a fan of ''VideoGame/{{Brink}}''. Because why should they be the only ones to get shitfaced? |
9 | * Take a shot whenever one of [[http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2002/02/01/ruff_head.jpg Thomas Ruff's "Expressionless Faces"]] shows up. Prepare to die of alcohol poisoning. |
10 | * Take a swig whenever the phrase "Triple-Cunted Hooker" shows up. |
11 | * Take a drink whenever he makes a [[HoYay homoerotic joke]]. Two if he follows it up with [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday "Not gay!"]] |
12 | * Take a drink whenever he claims that a rather bland name is the cause of the VideoGame/{{Crackdown}} Naming Committee. |
13 | * The following are only for those that can '''really''' hold their liquor: |
14 | ** Take a shot whenever he complains about [[TakeCover cover-based combat]]. |
15 | ** Two shots if he complains about RegeneratingHealth. |
16 | ** Three shots if he complains about a game being/looking [[RealIsBrown overly realistic]]. |
17 | ** Finish your drink if he complains about limited weapon slots. |
18 | * Take a drink whenever he takes a potshot at America. Have someone on hand to inevitably drive you to the hospital. |
19 | * Take a drink whenever he mentions [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Branston Pickle, Cadbury Creme Eggs, Mars Bars and/or Ferrero Rochers]]. |
20 | * Take a drink whenever he takes a potshot at [[Franchise/StarWars George Lucas]], Creator/PeterMolyneux, Creator/HideoKojima, or [[Creator/QuanticDream David Cage]]. |
21 | * Take a drink whenever he compares a SurvivalHorror game to ''VideoGame/SilentHill2''. You may need a liver transplant afterwards. |
22 | * Take a shot whenever he mentions YourMom. Two shots if he's [[IBangedYourMom "seducing" her]]. |
23 | * For those that love danger: Take a shot whenever he uses a bizarre metaphor. You should probably leave this rule out for the first few times to build up your tolerance. |
24 | * Take a drink whenever Yahtzee says the name of a game wrong. |
25 | * Take a drink whenever he refers to a fantasy land by putting up a sign for a British town. |
26 | ** Two drinks if the British town in question is "[[RunningGag Swindon]]." |
27 | * For the immortals, take a drink every time he swears. |
28 | ** Also, take a drink whenever an Imp appears and/or gets killed. |
29 | *** Two shots whenever a lot of Imps cluster up in a heap. |
30 | * Take a drink when he complains about the lack of originally, artistic liberty and/or creativity in modern day Triple-A video games. |
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