Line #46 DrinkingGame/ChildOfTheStorm


1	Drinking game for ''Fanfic/ChildOfTheStorm.'' Say goodbye to your liver!
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3	* Take a shot every time the narration just goes on and ''on'' and getting the plot stuck.
4	** Take two every time this is lampshaded, either in text or an Author Note.
5	* Take a shot every time Harry or Carol insist that they’re JustFriends.
6	** Take two if it’s one of the Avengers teasing them.
7	* Take a shot every time Harry [[SleepCute snuggles with someone.]]
8	** Take two if it's [[ShipTease with Carol.]]
9	* Take a shot every time [[LiteralMinded Uhtred]] doesn't get a metaphor or reference to Earth culture.
10	* Take a shot every time someone blames Tony for something.
11	** Two if they're blaming Howard instead of and/or as well as Tony.
12	* Take a shot every time Jean-Paul pulls a SherlockScan on someone.
13	* Take a shot every time Loki conjures popcorn.
14	** Take two if it's someone else getting/calling for popcorn.
15	* Take a shot every time someone complains about [[OnlySaneMan how ridiculous their life has become.]]
16	* Take a shot every time [[NeverMessWithGranny Alison]] mentions that retirement is boring.
17	* Take a shot every time Strange makes a cryptic remark.
18	** Take two every time he does something which should be impossible.
19	** Take three [[ManipulativeBastard something occurs]] [[NotMeThisTime that he actually didn't plan for.]]
20	** Finish the glass when he says something completely honestly, with no obfuscation or misdirection.
21	* Take a shot every time someone mentions the Eyeball Incident.
22	* Take a shot every time the author starts getting {{Metaphorgotten}}.
23	* Take a shot every time Harry Potter or Dresden blows something up.
24	* Take a shot every time Dresden goes flying thanks to Wanda's magic, and panics.
25	* Take a shot every time Jack O'Neill gets upstaged by his [[AlmightyMom mother]].
26	* Take a shot every time Steve's status as TheParagon gets lampshaded.
27	* Take a shot every time Harry's eyes glow golden.
28	** Take two when [[OhCrap his eyes glow white]].
29	* Take a shot every time there's an action scene with the Avengers and Bruce/the Hulk isn't involved.
30	* In Book 1, take a shot every time someone [[TitleDrop mentions that]] AStormIsComing, or something along those lines.
31	* Take a shot every time someone recommends Xavier as a therapist, or he acts as a therapist to someone else.
32	* Take a shot every time Harry [[ChronicHeroSyndrome does something noble and very, very stupid.]]
33	** Take two every time that's lampshaded.
34	* Take a shot every time Dumbledore's eyes twinkle after having been TheGadfly.
35	* Take a shot every time some character is revealed to be part of a TangledFamilyTree.
36	** Take two every time that's lampshaded.
37	* Take a shot every time someone is compared to/compares themselves to an InUniverse fictional character.
38	** Take two if they're being compared to [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]].
39	* Take a shot every time some badass shows off a HiddenHeartOfGold.
40	* Take a shot every time someone references/lampshades the truly ridiculous number of Harry's potential enemies.
41	* Take a shot every time someone points out how crazy a plan is.
42	** Take two if the person coming up with the plan is someone other than Harry.
43	* Choose just ''one'' character, and take a shot every time they act protective of a single other character.
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45	If you have Wolverine’s HealingFactor:
46	* Take a shot every time a character with an AlliterativeName is introduced.
47	* Take a shot [[ReferenceOverdosed every time someone makes a]] ShoutOut '''or''' MythologyGag (not both, unless you actually are Wolverine).
48	** Or if you only have Asgardian-level HealingFactor, choose just one of the following and take a shot every time they're referenced: ''Franchise/TolkiensLegendarium,'' ''Series/DoctorWho,'' ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer,'' Creator/WilliamShakespeare, or ''Literature/{{Discworld}}''.
49	* Take a shot every time someone mentions the Phoenix (even with the HealingFactor, you'll probably want to skip the second half of the "Forever Red" arc, for your own safety).
50	* Take a shot every time someone [[TheGadfly messes with somebody else]].
51	* Take a shot every time someone [[{{Foreshadowing}} foreshadows something]]. That said, HealingFactor or no HealingFactor, this will most probably kill you by chapter 20.
52	* Take a shot every time someone turns out to have a previously unrevealed or unknown connection to another member of the cast.
53	* Take a shot every time the [[Creator/NimbusLlewelyn author]] announces that he had to cut the promised chapter in two [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness because he wrote too much.]] [[RunningGag Again.]]
54	* Choose one major character, any character, and take a shot every time they snark. Unless it's Steve or Uhtred, in which case you'll probably only get slightly buzzed, at most.
55	* Take a shot every time there's a BreakTheCutie moment.
56	* Take a shot every time a (supposed) ContrivedCoincidence occurs, courtesy of Doctor Strange. And then call an ambulance.
57	* Take a shot every time somebody monologues.
58	** Take two if it's about [[AsYouKnow something the audience already knows about]]. [[GrowingTheBeard You won't have to worry about this much by the sequel, though]].
59	* Take a shot every time a character is protective of another character.

Context DrinkingGame / ChildOfTheStorm