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1	Unpublished original story by {{Tropers/Zazie122}}, who wrote this when they were 15 and thought they were funny.
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5	The story centers around the completely normal Honda Kyouya, a 17 year old boy who moves with his parents, Tomoyo and Ken, to their hometown. They start off living with Ken's dad, who is letting many other people stay with him. Soon after, they meet with two of Ken's relatives, Akane and Shigeaki, who offer them a place at their house. Kyouya enrolls in the prestigious Hagizawa Academy. Of course, in his class, there's a certain girl, Saitou Hikaru, who is a stoic genius. Turns out that she's the middle daughter of Akane and Shigeaki.
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7	Other main characters include ClassRepresentative Kiritani Ayaka, {{Otaku}} Ueda Yuusuke and Hikaru's colorful sisters Hoshimi and Hotaru.
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9	Jealousy, wackyness and hilarity ensue between Kyouya and the others.
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11	[[folder: Class 12C Register]]
12	# {{Jerkass}} Akasaka Osamu
13	# Normal girl Godo Mami
14	# ChasteHero Honda Kyouya
15	# CheerfulChild Ijima Kotone
16	# {{Fangirl}} Kawakami Chika
17	# {{Meganekko}} Kitao Haruna
18	# {{Tsundere}} Kiritani Ayaka
19	# CaptainObvious Lin Chao
20	# {{Odango Hair}} Lin Xiu
21	# DaddysGirl Miyata Reina
22	# {{Miko}} Moriguchi Tsubaki
23	# {{Muggle}} Nijou Arata
24	# GenkiGirl Ooka Aimi
25	# TheStoic Saitou Hikaru
26	# Grumpy Sakuramoto Horishi
27	# {{Otaku}} Ueda Yuusuke
28	# Soccer freak Watari Ichiro
29	[[/folder]]
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31	[[folder: Class 5B Register]]
32	# Fukuzawa Takashi
33	# Hiyama Keiko
34	# Ishida Ryou
35	# Kimura Akira
36	# Kobayashi Fuuko
37	# Kobayashi Miitsu
38	# Kobayashi Youko
39	# Komine Fukami
40	# Kumoda Umiko
41	# Minami Noa
42	# Numajiri Makoto
43	# Saitou Hotaru
44	# Saitou Manami
45	# Sakai Haruki
46	# Watanabe Taiyou
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48	[[folder: Class 16D Register]]
49	# Deguchi Tomomi
50	# Etsuko Nobuyuki
51	# Fujimatsu Setsuna
52	# Itou Momoha
53	# Koizumi Reika
54	# Kugimiya Shise
55	# Kugimiya Yukiko
56	# Murasaki Sachiko
57	# Noto Erina
58	# Osaragi Daisuke
59	# Ryuusaki Naoki
60	# Saitou Hoshimi
61	# Shibuki Masaru
62	# Shimagi Kanako
63	# Shiomiya Ayumu
64	# Takano Hibiki
65	# Tsujimura Hiroto
66	# Umehara Koua
67	# Yamakage Kaitou
68	[[/folder]]
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70	[[folder: Class 13A Register]]
71	# Asou Hirose
72	# Arakawa Genpachi
73	# Ariki Ageho
74	# Barae Daichi
75	# Bunya Narumiko
76	# Chikafuji Goro
77	# Daijou Ichizo
78	# Hattori Utamara
79	# Hitsujino Seiya
80	# Inoue Jessica
81	# Irie Zeshin
82	# Kanno Yasuo
83	# Kim So Yong
84	# Kyotsuki Seiji
85	# Mizuda Suzaku
86	# Ooba Kingo
87	# Rakaji Nozomi
88	# Saitou Haruka
89	# Suzanne De Vent
90	# Tsukamoto Sae
91	# Ueto Kazuki
92	# Yamato Misa
93	# Yajida Maika
94	[[/folder]]
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98	[[folder: Tropes]]
99	* AlliterativeName: Saitou Shigeaki, Minami Misaki, Koizumi Kaoru, Murasaki Michiyo, Shibuki Sakuya, Mimiyo Mimino...
100	* AllMenArePerverts: Hotaru believes this.
101	* AllOfTheOtherReindeer: Kotone.
102	* AnnoyingYoungerSibling: Noto Mika.
103	* ApologisesALot: Hikaru.
104	* ArrangedMarriage: Itsu-nee. The Kobayashi Triplets attempt to hijack it.
105	* BadassBookworm: Hotaru.
106	* BadassFamily: The Saitou family. [[spoiler:Except when broken, then they're pretty useless.]]
107	* LittleMissBadass: Moriguchi Tsubaki.
108	* BadassLongcoat: Shimagi Kana.
109	* BeachEpisode: A couple; one on the class trip.
110	* BerserkButton: "Wait, why is the Kyou part written as--" "I DON'T KNOW, SHUT UP!"
111	* BewareTheNiceOnes: [[spoiler:Asuka]].
112	* BigEater: Chika.
113	* BigFancyHouse: The Saitou Estate. Also, [[spoiler:Moriguchi's house]].
114	* BigScrewedUpFamily: The Saitou family.
115	* BookDumb: Akasaka.
116	* BoyMeetsGirl: Kyouya meets Hikaru.
117	* BreakTheCutie: Hikaru, kinda.
118	* BrokeEpisode: The first one.
119	* {{Buttmonkey}} - Mainly Kyouya.
120	* ButICantBePregnant: Akane.
121	* ButWeUsedACondom: Akane & Shigeaki.
122	* CallingYourAttacks: Yuusuke spends a day doing this with completely normal tasks. "ULTIMATE ERASER ATTACK!" and "EATING A RICEBALL PUNCH" are two.
123	* CanNotSpitItOut - Kyouya.
124	* CantHaveSexEver - Hikaru has extremely frail health that apparently runs in the family.
125	* CaptainObvious - Chao.
126	* ChasteHero - Kyouya.
127	* CherryBlossoms: Sakuramoto hates being called "Sakura-chan", yet Yuusuke parodies his name to ''no end''.
128	* ChickMagnet: Kyouya, much to Yuusuke's disappointment.
129	* ClassRepresentative - Ayaka. Also Hoshimi and Makoto. Jessica too.
130	* ClassTrip: To Okinawa. Only because Yuusuke thinks that Kyoto and Nara are too cliche. Shigeaki and Akane pay for the trip.
131	* ClingyJealousGirl: Miyata Reina.
132	* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Ooka Aimi.
133	* TheComicallySerious: Various characters are srs bsns.
134	* CoolBigSis: Saitou Hoshimi. Subverted later on when she's pretty much a loser.
135	* CosplayOtakuGirl: Chika.
136	* {{Crossdresser}}: Kyouya -- against his will. Ayaka is pretty sure he enjoys it.
137	* CuteMute: Saitou Hikaru, who spends most of her time being silent.
138	* DaddysGirl - Reina.
139	* DeadpanSnarker: Hotaru, who is also a LittleMissSnarker.
140	* DeadGuyJunior: Kyouya is named after his grandparents, Haruka is named after her father, Yukiko is named after her uncle Yuuki and Shise's name is a combination of Shigeaki and Hirose, Atsuko's best friends.
141	* DifferentForGirls: "You're a GUY, how would you know!?"
142	* TheDitz - Yuusuke is really, REALLY stupid.
143	* DoesNotLikeMen - Fujimatsu Setsuna.
144	* DontAnswerThat: "By the way that WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION."
145	* {{Doujinshi}} - Chika, Haruna and Aimi are part of the circle "A Thousand Springs Of Love".
146	* DramaticWind: "UEDA, STOP PLAYING WITH THE FAN!" "Awww?"
147	* DudeWheresMyReward: "I HELPED TOO!"
148	* DumbBlonde: Momoha -- although her hair is dyed. Suzanne is a subversion, she's actually pretty smart.
149	* DumbassHasAPoint: "Ueda's right about this though." "...." "I know, that sounded as painful to you as it did to me."
150	* EarlyBirdCameo - Ayaka
151	* ElaborateUniversityHigh - The entire school.
152	* ElegantGothicLolita - Tsubaki.
153	* EmbarrassingFirstName - Kyouya hates his name because the Kyou part is feminine.
154	* EmotionlessGirl - Tsubaki, again. Hotaru seems like this until later on in the series.
155	* EvenTheGirlsWantHer - Hoshimi.
156	* EveryoneWentToSchoolTogether: Kyouya's parents, Ayaka's dad, Haruka's dad, Menno and others.
157	* EvilMatriarch: Rika, Akane's mother. Subverted later when [[spoiler: Akane is in the hospital and doesn't remember who Rika is. Rika then (awkwardly) acts like a mother to Akane for the first time since she was a child]].
158	* {{Fangirl}} - Noto Erina, Kawakami Chika.
159	* FestivalEpisode: The summer festival. "I love them! They're an excuse to wear yukata!"
160	* ForeheadOfDoom: Haruna.
161	* ForgettableCharacter: Akane never remembers Yuuki's friend Keiichi.
162	* ForgottenBirthday: Hotaru. Amongst the midst of all that's happening, her parents forget her 13th birthday... Not that she blames them, mind you.
163	* FourGirlEnsemble: Hoshimi, Kana, Setsuna, Momoha.
164	* FrenchJerk: "Nah, I'm not a jerk. I'm not even French." "You're Canadian... Canadians are part French... so you're part jerk?"
165	* FriendToAllLivingThings: Ijima Kotone, Ishida Ryou.
166	* GenkiGirl: Kobayashi Youko, Ijima Kotone amongst others.
167	* GenreShift: Goes from comedy to drama and stays at one. Occasionally may result in MoodWhiplash.
168	* GoodWithNumbers: Hikaru.
169	* HappilyMarried: Tomoyo and Ken.
170	* HeavySleeper: Yuuki. Also Yuusuke, who HATES mornings.
171	* HeroWorshipper: Yuusuke accuses Hotaru of secretly adoring Kyouya. Yuusuke regrets it.
172	* HeroicWannabe: Yuusuke.
173	* HeterosexualLifePartners: Tamiko and Kotone.
174	* HiddenHeartOfGold: Yuusuke.
175	* HollywoodToneDeaf: Ayaka.
176	* HonorBeforeReason: Hikaru.
177	* HugeGuyTinyGirl: Shigeaki & Akane.
178	* HugeSchoolgirl: Tamiko is really tall, although her measurements are normal.
179	* HumansAreBastards: Hotaru despises all humans, even herself.
180	* IAlwaysWantedToSayThat: "You've been working on that one, haven't you?" "DAMMIT!"
181	* IdiotsCannotCatchColds: Subverted, Yuusuke catches the flu during the winter and is extremely ill to the point where he cannot play eroge.
182	* IncorruptiblePurePureness: Hikaru.
183	* InsistentTerminology: Yuusuke and his otaku terms.
184	* IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: Shiomiya Ayumu.
185	* {{Jerkass}}: Akasaka and Yuusuke, to an extent.
186	* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Kyouya. Yuusuke as well, but he's more of a jerk.
187	* JourneyToFindOneself: Akira.
188	* {{Kiai}}: Yuusuke tries coming up with different ones.
189	* KidsAreCruel: Hotaru.
190	* {{Keet}}: Fukuzawa Takashi.
191	* KendoTeamCaptain: Hotaru.
192	* LawOfInverseFertility: Tomoyo's friend Sayaka cannot have children, even though she wants to.
193	* LargeHam: Yuusuke parodies this. Shigeaki is more of a straight example. Sort of.
194	* LikeBrotherAndSister: Yuusuke and Ayaka.
195	* LittlestCancerPatient: Yamaoka Aya, Asuka's sister.
196	* LuckyCharmsTitle: Yuusuke suggests many of these. They're all regected.
197	* MaamShock: Akane ''hates'' being called Oba-san.
198	* MamaBear: Itou Sae, Honda Tomoyo, Saitou Akane (only when in the right state of mind).
199	* MathematiciansAnswer: Hikaru.
200	* MenDontCry: Ueda Yuusuke, Akasaka Osamu, amongst others.
201	* {{Miko}}: Moriguchi Tsubaki.
202	* MommasBoy: Kyouya, though he tries to get over it.
203	* MorningSickness: Akane.
204	* MultigenerationalHousehold: Rika (grandma), Shigeaki and Akane (parents), Hoshimi, Hikaru and Hotaru (children).
205	* MultipleReferencePun: Yuusuke loves these.
206	* MyBelovedSmother: Tomoyo is ''very'' overprotective of Kyouya.
207	* MyKungFuIsStrongerThanYours: Akira, in terms of kendo towards Hotaru.
208	* MySisterIsOffLimits: Hotaru. She goes so far as to laying out a ''rulebook'' for Kyouya (and later gives a copy to Yuusuke) about what they cannot do to Hikaru. In vivid detail.
209	* NakedFirstImpression: Yuusuke walked in on Ayaka.
210	* NeatFreak: Ayaka. To the extreme.
211	* NecktieLeash: Akane uses this with Shigeaki.
212	* NerdGlasses: Hotaru, only because her eyesight is really bad.
213	* NeverGotToSayGoodbye: Takano with his mom.
214	* NewTransferStudent: Honda Kyouya.
215	* TheNicknamer: Yuusuke.
216	* NoPeriodsPeriod: Subverted: Yuusuke asks Ayaka if she's so mad at him because it's her time of the month. Cue Yuusuke getting beaten up.
217	* NoRespectGuy: Yuusuke.
218	* NoSenseOfDirection: Haruka.
219	* NoSocialSkills: Hikaru is good at everything acedemic but fails when it comes to social things.
220	* {{Ojou}}: Hikaru and her sisters. The Kobayashi sisters, too. Also, Tsubaki.
221	* OlderThanTheyLook: Ijima Kotone, Moriguchi Tsubaki.
222	* OneeSama: Saitou Hoshimi.
223	* TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou: Akira and Hotaru.
224	* {{Otaku}}: Yuusuke, Akasaka Osamu.
225	* ParentalAbandonment: [[spoiler: Tamiko, Kotone and Tsubaki]].
226	* {{Pollyanna}}: Kotone. Although, [[spoiler:it's only because she wants to keep a promise she made with her mother before she died. Truth is she's actually not that positive on the inside]].
227	* PornStash: Yuusuke. He also looks for the stashes of all the other fathers he meets, too. Only Shigeaki has one, to his great disappointment.
228	* PracticalJoke: Akasaka loves these.
229	* PuppyLove: Hotaru and [[spoiler:Akira]]. Played with when they're ten, [[spoiler:actually becomes canon later]].
230	* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Hotaru to Akane.
231	* RedArmbandOfLeadership: "You're the class rep, so you need this armband! Although red isn't your color..."
232	* RepetitiveName: Mimiyo Mimino.
233	* ReversePsychology: Ayaka and Shigeaki both attempt this.
234	* RightBehindMe: "Don't tell me Ayaka-chan's behind me-- OH HI AYAKA-CHAN!"
235	* RingRingCRUNCH: Ayaka in the mornings.
236	* RomanticRunnerUp: Yuusuke, Akasaka.
237	* SavingTheOrphanage ? The orphanage where Chao and Xiu are living is going to be shut down, until [[spoiler:Kyouya and Ayaka find out that it is owned by the Saitou family. Akane and Shigeaki offer to give the orphanage the money it needs]].
238	* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud: Atsuko, Yuuki's older brother, has a habit of doing this.
239	* SchoolFestival: 12C do a restaurant with food from around the world.
240	* SchoolNewspaperNewshound: Kitao Haruna, Deguchi Tomomi.
241	* ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney: Hotaru, most of the time. Also, Shigeaki.
242	* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Hikaru.
243	* ShowWithinAShow: "Mizuki-chan no Himitsu" is a game within a show.
244	* ShrinkingViolet: Hikaru.
245	* SiblingTeam: The Saitou sisters.
246	* SingleMindedTwins: Yukiko and Shise.
247	* TheStoic: Hikaru. Moreso Tsubaki.
248	* StudentCouncilPresident: Inoue Jessica.
249	* SnowMeansDeath: Miki, Ayaka's mother.
250	* SweetTooth: Chika.
251	* TeacherStudentRomance: Seems this way with Yuuki and Ayaka, until Kyouya finds out that [[spoiler: they're father and daughter.]]
252	* ThemeNaming - Hoshimi, Hikaru and Hotaru's names all start with H.
253	* ThirdPersonPerson: Reina is Reina.
254	* TrueCompanions: "I'm okay, though. I have my friends. I can't let this get to me."
255	* TwinSwitch: Yuusuke blackmails Xiu and Chao into doing this. Only some people work it out. Yukiko and Shise like to play around with this, just to confuse Kyouya.
256	* TwoTeacherSchool: Looks like it at first with Yuuki and Keiichi. Madgalene-sensei makes a couple of apperances and you eventually see most of the other teachers.
257	* UrbanLegendLoveLife: Yuusuke.
258	* UpperClassTwit: Kobayashi Miitsu.
259	* WackyHomeroom: Class 12C.
260	* WhatDoTheyFearEpisode: Yuusuke tries to scare Hikaru. He fails, as Hikaru is apparently not scared of anything.
261	* WhoWouldWantToWatchUs: Lampshaded when Kyouya asks "What the hell, who'd want to watch an anime about ordinary high school students?", to which Yuusuke responds "You'd be surprised."
262	* WordSaladTitle: The series has nothing to do with crimes.
263	* YaoiFangirl: Kawakami Chika.
264	* YouWatchTooMuchX: Yuusuke watches too much anime.
265	* YuriFan: Yuusuke.

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