| 1 | [[Podcast/HelloFromTheMagicTavern Back to main.]] |
| 2 | ---- |
| 3 | [[foldercontrol]] |
| 4 | |
| 5 | !!Main Show Hosts |
| 6 | |
| 7 | [[folder:Arnie Niekamp]] |
| 8 | -->'''Played by''': Arnie Niekamp |
| 9 | |
| 10 | Arnie is a human from from Earth. He fell through a magical portal behind the drive through at a Burger King in Chicago, and found himself in the magical land of Foon. |
| 11 | ----- |
| 12 | * DoNotCallMePaul: Dislikes being called Arnold. |
| 13 | * GivenNameReveal: Later, we get to know that Arnie's given name is Arnold, which happened to be very similar to Arnor, [[FamousNamedForeigner famous mythical hero in Foon with legendary achievements]], and also you get to shorten your name only if you have achieved deeds twice the famous person, who has same name as you, has. |
| 14 | * InnocentlyInsensitive: Arnie often unintentionally insults his guests (and sometimes his co-hosts), often by simply not knowing what is or isn't appropriate to say. His co-hosts are usually quick to call him out on it. |
| 15 | -->'''Arnie, introducing an imp ''while sitting next to a shapeshifter and a wizard:''''' I'm excited! I feel like it's been a while since we've had a truly magical guest.\ |
| 16 | '''Usidore:''' How dare you? HOW DARE YOU? ''HOW DARE YOU??''\ |
| 17 | '''Arnie:''' I wish that was an intentional insult, but it really-\ |
| 18 | '''Chunt:''' [[YouKnowImBlackRight You know I'm a shapeshifter, right?]]\ |
| 19 | '''Arnie:''' That's true, that's true! Chunt, you are truly magical as well.\ |
| 20 | '''Chunt:''' You're a dick. |
| 21 | * MistakenForGay: In Foon, the first rumor about anyone is that they're gay, and Arnie's gay rumor is spread by Chunt. |
| 22 | * OncePerEpisode: Arnie almost always gives a brief rundown of how he would up in Foon at the beginning of every episode. |
| 23 | * TokenHuman: Arnie acts as this in most episodes, though humans are sometimes interviewed. |
| 24 | * UnfortunateNames: Chunt and Usidore like to point out how "Ar'''nie''' '''Nie'''kamp" is awkward to say. |
| 25 | |
| 26 | [[/folder]] |
| 27 | |
| 28 | [[folder:Chunt]] |
| 29 | [[quoteright:400:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/chunt_7.jpeg]] |
| 30 | -->'''Played by''': Adal Rifai |
| 31 | |
| 32 | A shapeshifter who takes the form of other creatures by having sex with them, though he’s usually in the form of a badger, and a cohost of the podcast. |
| 33 | ----- |
| 34 | * AffectionateNickname: His cohosts sometimes call him "Chu-Chu". |
| 35 | * BecomingTheMask: [[spoiler:In season 2, episode 26, it's revealed that Chunt's personality as heard on the podcast is just a persona, and he has a deeper voice and is nicer to Arnie in real life. But after Arnie rejects his marriage proposal, he shifts into his persona's voice, and starts manically spouting catchphrases. Arnie is distressed at having accidentally upset Chunt to the point of destroying his sincerity.]] |
| 36 | * BeneathTheMask: Season 2, episode 26 reveals that Chunt has a different voice and is much nicer to Arnie when not recording the podcast. [[spoiler:After Arnie rejects Chunt's marriage proposal, he's mentally shaken, and [[BecomingTheMask his podcast persona becomes his real personality]].]] |
| 37 | * BizarreAlienReproduction: Shapeshifters (or at least male shapeshifters) only produce one sperm in their entire life, and must preserve this sperm and insert it into a mate if they want to produce a child. |
| 38 | * CharacterCatchphrase: Chunt has loads of these, and invents new ones frequently. Some examples include "Chunt's up with that?" "Chunt please!" and "Bing-bong!" |
| 39 | * TheCharmer: He talks smoothly and flirts with lots of creatures. He is very popular and it seems everyone is willing to sacrifice for Chunt's sake. For example, Larry Birdman wants Chunt to join Mittens. Also, his partner has never made it out alive in Make-out Point because they always choose for Chunt to survive. |
| 40 | * ExtremeOmnisexual: Chunt flirts and sleeps with creatures of all gender and species. His sexual and romantic partners include multiple badgers, a tiny horse, a crocodile, a cockroach, a flamingo, a gorilla, an ''oyster'', and [[spoiler:Arnie (who rejects him)]]. |
| 41 | * HybridMonster: Shapeshifters like Chunt are born from the union of a manticore and a hunger ghost. |
| 42 | * JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Chunt ''loves'' giving his friends a hard time, and can be ''incredibly'' callous and mean, especially towards Arnie. But he's a good dude deep down; he truly cares about his friends and wants them to be happy. |
| 43 | * {{Munchkin}}: Within the games of the tabletop roleplaying game ''Offices and Bosses'', Chunt plays as a [[TheRealMan murderhobo]] who solves all problems by [[MurderIsTheBestSolution stabbing his coworkers with a sword.]] |
| 44 | * OnlyOneName: Chunt. |
| 45 | * SexMagic: He has the power to shapeshift into any creature by having sex with that creature. |
| 46 | * ShapeShifting: Chunt takes the form of whatever being he last had sex with. |
| 47 | ** VoluntaryShapeshifting: [[spoiler: In season 3 he discovers that having sex with Twosidor allowed him to shapeshift at will, but every form retains his badger markings.]] |
| 48 | * TalkingAnimal: Foon has many different kinds of talking animals. Chunt is a shapeshifter in the form of talking badger. |
| 49 | * {{Tsundere}}: Chunt usually vacillates between insulting Arnie, and wanting to marry or sleep with him. |
| 50 | |
| 51 | [[/folder]] |
| 52 | |
| 53 | [[folder:Usidore the Blue]] |
| 54 | [[quoteright:400:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/usidore_the_blue.jpeg]] |
| 55 | -->'''Played by''': Matt Young |
| 56 | |
| 57 | A wizard with power over light and shadow, and a cohost on Arnie's podcast. |
| 58 | ----- |
| 59 | * BornAsAnAdult: All wizards are born this way. |
| 60 | * BornOfMagic: Usidore the Blue came into the world fully formed as an adult. He was born of wind, fire, earth, and birds (and lightning and some frogs). |
| 61 | * CastingAShadow: Usidore uses his shadow manipulation to create objects. |
| 62 | * IneptMage: Downplayed. Arnie frequently suspects that Usidore can't actually do magic, and he's always going around giving people "magic" rocks that don't do anything. Usidore can actually do magic, but it's pretty underwhelming: he once failed to conjure up a full-sized cow, producing only a dog-sized one, and his magical abilities pale in comparison to Spintax's. |
| 63 | * LargeHam: Usidore is frequently shouting things at the top of his lungs, especially his name during the episode intro. |
| 64 | * LightEmUp: Can light candles with a spell. |
| 65 | * MagicStaff: Usidore's is made of birch, topped with a hexatite crystal. |
| 66 | * RunningGag: His extremely long name and his ongoing quest to recruit adventurers to defeat the DarkLord are the most prominent ones. Others include his hatred of starlings, his use of "magical" rocks, and for a time, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext his desire to put soup in his butt]]. |
| 67 | * ShockAndAwe: Uses his "Miniscule Lightning" spell to help Arnie power his electronic equipment while in Foon. |
| 68 | * SuddenlyShouting: He has a habit of doing this, usually when he gets on the topic of his creation or his grand quest to defeat the Dark Lord. |
| 69 | * TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard: Usidore, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Master of Light and Shadow, Manipulator of Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas. [[IHaveManyNames The elves know him as Fi’ang Yalok, the dwarves know him as Zoenen Hoogstandjes]], and he is known in the Northeast as [[ThisIsMyNameOnForeign Gaismunēnas Meistar]], are there may be other names you do not know yet. |
| 70 | * WizardClassic: How Arnie describes Usidore. |
| 71 | * WizardsLiveLonger: Usidore is hundreds, if not thousands of years old. |
| 72 | [[/folder]] |
| 73 | |
| 74 | ---- |
| 75 | |
| 76 | !!Hogsface |
| 77 | |
| 78 | [[folder:Mundle the Grundle]] |
| 79 | A mute creature who plays the intro and outro music for the podcast. |
| 80 | * TheGhost: Despite being present at every recording, Mundle is mute and is there simply to provide the show's theme. |
| 81 | * TheSpeechless: Is entirely mute, only producing sound when playing the intro/outro music and occasionally playing his vibraslap as a response to someone addressing him. |
| 82 | * TooManyMouths: Apparently has multiple mouths, which he uses to play multiple instruments at once. |
| 83 | * VertebrateWithExtraLimbs: As established in Season 2, Episode 6, Mundle plays all the instruments in the intro/outro theme with his many arms. |
| 84 | [[/folder]] |
| 85 | |
| 86 | [[folder:Otok Barleyfoot]] |
| 87 | -->'''Played by''': Nick Baer |
| 88 | The original owner of the Vermillion Minotaur. |
| 89 | * HalfHumanHybrid: He’s half-human, half-elf. |
| 90 | [[/folder]] |
| 91 | |
| 92 | [[folder:Activia Barleyfoot]] |
| 93 | -->'''Played by''': Creator/TawnyNewsome |
| 94 | Otok’s lost daughter, whom he and his allies go on a quest to rescue. |
| 95 | [[/folder]] |
| 96 | |
| 97 | [[folder:Flower]] |
| 98 | [[quoteright:83:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/img_0042.jpg]] |
| 99 | -->'''Played by''': Brooke Breit |
| 100 | A surprisingly vulgar talking flower. |
| 101 | * ADogNamedDog: A flower named Flower. Apparently, most talking flowers are named Flower. |
| 102 | * FoulFlower: Downplayed. She’s not evil, but she does have more of an attitude than you’d expect from a tiny flower, and is prone to cursing and insults. |
| 103 | * MakeAWish: After being thrown off a cliff by Arnie, she survived, but couldn’t move due to her lack of legs. Taking the advice from a book she read, she screamed aloud about how much she wants to have legs until she successfully grew them. |
| 104 | * PlantPerson: She’s a sentient, talking flower. |
| 105 | [[/folder]] |
| 106 | |
| 107 | [[folder:Larry Birdman]] |
| 108 | -->'''Played by''': Rush Howell |
| 109 | [[/folder]] |
| 110 | |
| 111 | [[folder:Krom the Barbarian]] |
| 112 | -->'''Played by''': Mark Logsdon |
| 113 | [[/folder]] |
| 114 | |
| 115 | [[folder:Pimbly Nimblebottom]] |
| 116 | -->'''Played by''': Louie Sanders |
| 117 | An imp who, like all other imps, is able to poop out coins and gemstones. |
| 118 | [[/folder]] |
| 119 | |
| 120 | [[folder:Bungaree Chubbins]] |
| 121 | -->'''Played by''': Tom Gottleib |
| 122 | The owner of Chubbin’s Chamberpots and So Forth, a business that sponsors the podcast. |
| 123 | [[/folder]] |
| 124 | |
| 125 | [[folder:Arnor The Warrior]] |
| 126 | -->'''Played by''': Blaine Swen |
| 127 | A great warrior of many feats who becomes Arnie’s enemy. |
| 128 | [[/folder]] |
| 129 | |
| 130 | [[folder:Inta and Nerf]] |
| 131 | -->'''Played by''': Marla Caceres and Eddie Piña |
| 132 | A pair of goblin lovers. |
| 133 | [[/folder]] |
| 134 | |
| 135 | [[folder:Metamore]] |
| 136 | -->'''Played by''': Bill Arnett |
| 137 | [[/folder]] |
| 138 | |
| 139 | [[folder:Melchior]] |
| 140 | -->'''Played by''': Alex Eilhauer |
| 141 | Melchior, Keeper of the Doom Horn That Blows at World’s End, is an immortal human in charge of blowing a horn when Foon’s end is nigh. |
| 142 | * {{Immortality}}: Melchior’s career comes with immortality, as it is necessary for him to live until the world’s end. |
| 143 | [[/folder]] |
| 144 | |
| 145 | [[folder:Gianessa Relkorus]] |
| 146 | -->'''Played by''': Dana Quercioli |
| 147 | * TheInfiltration: [[spoiler:After the Dark Lord conquered Hogsface, she reassumed her “Gregor” persona and became a guard in order to covertly help the heroes.]] |
| 148 | * PaperThinDisguise: Somehow managed to pass as a man for years, despite her strategy for acting like a man mostly consisting of saying “I am a man” and “I have a penis”. |
| 149 | * SweetPollyOliver: Disguised herself as a man for years in order to get the respect of her male coworkers. [[spoiler:Later reassumed this disguise to conceal her identity while working as a guard for the Dark Lord.]] |
| 150 | [[/folder]] |
| 151 | |
| 152 | [[folder:Jak Vorpal]] |
| 153 | -->'''Played by''': Sean Kelley |
| 154 | [[/folder]] |
| 155 | |
| 156 | [[folder:The Singing Sword]] |
| 157 | -->'''Played by''': Erica Elam |
| 158 | * AnimateInanimateObject: She’s a sentient sword. |
| 159 | [[/folder]] |
| 160 | |
| 161 | [[folder:Claudia]] |
| 162 | -->'''Played by''': Beth Melewski |
| 163 | [[/folder]] |
| 164 | |
| 165 | [[folder:Pizza Skull]] |
| 166 | -->'''Played by''': Matt Young |
| 167 | A giant skull made of pizza who also loves to eat pizza. |
| 168 | * BigEater: ''Loves'' pizza, and can devour a massive amount in one sitting. |
| 169 | * EscapedFromHell: Escaped from Pizza Hell and returned to Earth by completing seven great pizza-related challenges. |
| 170 | * FlyingFace: Is a giant floating skull with no body. |
| 171 | * FoodBasedSuperpowers: Has pizza-themed powers, allowing him to instantly create pizza or turn things into pizza. |
| 172 | * PowerUpFood: His powers are fueled by eating pizza. |
| 173 | * TrademarkFavoriteFood: [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Pizza]]. It’s practically his entire personality. |
| 174 | [[/folder]] |
| 175 | |
| 176 | [[folder:Tannakin the Pinglet]] |
| 177 | -->'''Played by''': Sarah Logsdon |
| 178 | An adorable pinglet (a fairy-like creature resembling a tiny pig with wings) who loves to dance. |
| 179 | * RidiculouslyCuteCritter: A piglet with fairy wings who likes to dance adorably. |
| 180 | [[/folder]] |
| 181 | |
| 182 | [[folder:Eternia]] |
| 183 | -->'''Played by''': Becca Barish |
| 184 | A Forever Girl who has remained an innocent child for decades. |
| 185 | * NeverGrewUp: As a Forever Girl, Eternia is eternally a child. |
| 186 | * RapidAging: [[spoiler:She suffers this in Season 2 when her eternal youth begins to falter due to the Dark Lord’s influences.]] |
| 187 | * UnfortunateName: As the daughter of a kindly blind woman, she’s considered a Notsee (pronounced “Nazi”). In Foon, Notsees are known to be extremely kind and charitable people, but Arnie is very uncomfortable with the term. |
| 188 | [[/folder]] |
| 189 | |
| 190 | [[folder:Daphne]] |
| 191 | -->'''Played by''': Sarah Shockey |
| 192 | One of the unwed mothers who frequents the Vermillion Minotaur. Later gets set up with Arnie, and holds a grudge against him for rejecting her. |
| 193 | * NoIndoorVoice: Daphne’s default tone of voice is shouting through angry tears. |
| 194 | [[/folder]] |
| 195 | |
| 196 | [[folder:Drew]] |
| 197 | -->'''Played by''': Adal Rifai |
| 198 | [[/folder]] |
| 199 | |
| 200 | [[folder:Twosidore]] |
| 201 | -->'''Played by''': Adal Rifai |
| 202 | A very relaxed self-proclaimed wizard originally known as Usidore the Casual, and renamed by the hosts to avoid confusion. He claims to be the wizard of surf and turf, though Usidore rejects the notion that he’s a wizard at all. |
| 203 | * AmbiguousSituation: What exactly ''is'' he? He claims to be a wizard, but Usidore denies this (and his lack of a [[ColorCodedWizardry color]] supports his denial). In Season 2, Ep 92, the hosts speculate that Twosidore is some sort of runoff from Usidore’s creation. |
| 204 | [[/folder]] |
| 205 | |
| 206 | [[folder:Aprel Füls]] |
| 207 | -->'''Played by''': Asher Perlman |
| 208 | A mischievous gnome who serves as Hogsface's official Prank Bastard, and Usidore's alleged best friend. |
| 209 | * LittlePeople: He's two squirrels tall. |
| 210 | * ThePrankster: He loves to play pranks. |
| 211 | * PunnyName: His name sounds like "April Fool's", fitting his nature as a prankster. |
| 212 | [[/folder]] |
| 213 | |
| 214 | [[folder:Chest Trünkborn]] |
| 215 | -->'''Played by''': Travis [=McElroy=] |
| 216 | A chest-shaped mimic who lives under the table where the podcast is recorded. |
| 217 | * AffablyEvil: He’s very friendly for a monster that eats people for fun. |
| 218 | * ChestMonster: He’s a mimic in the form of a chest. |
| 219 | * PromotedFanboy: In-universe. Chest has been listening to every episode, and is excited to finally appear as a guest. |
| 220 | * RememberTheNewGuy: Apparently, Chest has always been audible in the background of every past episode. |
| 221 | [[/folder]] |
| 222 | |
| 223 | ---- |
| 224 | |
| 225 | !!The Northeast Kingdom |
| 226 | |
| 227 | [[folder:Tomblain Belaroth]] |
| 228 | -->'''Played by''': Steve Waltien |
| 229 | |
| 230 | The prince of the Northeast Kingdom and presumptive heir to the throne. Tomblain has fled his responsibility to pursue his dreams of becoming an actor. Tomblain is one of the most frequent guests on the show and acted as a co-host during some parts of Season 3. |
| 231 | |
| 232 | * DisguisedInDrag: In season 2, he disguises himself as the Baron's wife. |
| 233 | * KingIncognito: Calls himself “Tom the Traveler” and acts as a commoner while performing in his acting troupe. |
| 234 | * PaperThinDisguise: His disguises are often of this nature. For example, in season 2, he disguises himself as a series of bats, and in this disguise, he introduces himself by saying "Hello. I am a series of bats." Everyone in-universe considers this to be a great display of acting skill and falls for the act easily. |
| 235 | |
| 236 | [[/folder]] |
| 237 | |
| 238 | [[folder:Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth]] |
| 239 | -->'''Played by''': Megan O'Neill |
| 240 | |
| 241 | The princess of the Northeast Kingdom and second in line to the throne. Trachea is on a quest to find her missing brother so that she may eliminate him and seize the throne for herself. |
| 242 | |
| 243 | [[/folder]] |
| 244 | |
| 245 | [[folder:Albain Belaroth]] |
| 246 | |
| 247 | The King of the Northeast Kingdom, his reign has been long and prosperous, and his rule has helped keep the forces of the Dark Lord at bay. |
| 248 | |
| 249 | [[/folder]] |
| 250 | |
| 251 | [[folder:Titania Belaroth]] |
| 252 | |
| 253 | The Queen of the Northeast Kingdom, known for her beauty so great that angels wept when she was born. |
| 254 | |
| 255 | [[/folder]] |
| 256 | |
| 257 | [[folder:Benedict Whisperbrew]] |
| 258 | -->'''Played by''': Brendan Dowling |
| 259 | |
| 260 | The adjunct eunuch and Chancellor of Secrets in the court of Titania Belaroth. |
| 261 | * SpeaksFluentAnimal: Becoming a eunuch granted him the ability to speak to birds. |
| 262 | |
| 263 | [[/folder]] |
| 264 | |
| 265 | ---- |
| 266 | |
| 267 | !!The Forces of Evil |
| 268 | |
| 269 | [[folder:General]] |
| 270 | |
| 271 | [[/folder]] |
| 272 | |
| 273 | [[folder:The Dark Lord]] |
| 274 | -->'''Played by''': Unknown |
| 275 | |
| 276 | An evil and powerful wizard who plans to take over Foon, and Usidore’s sworn enemy. |
| 277 | |
| 278 | [[/folder]] |
| 279 | |
| 280 | [[folder:Blemish]] |
| 281 | [[quoteright:250:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/blemish.png]] |
| 282 | [[caption-width-right:250:Artwork by Vaughn Pinpin]] |
| 283 | -->'''Played by''': Martin Wilson |
| 284 | |
| 285 | A creepy bartender at the Vermillion Minotaur. |
| 286 | * HalfHumanHybrid: Blemish is half-dwarf. |
| 287 | [[/folder]] |
| 288 | |
| 289 | [[folder:The Soul Walker]] |
| 290 | -->'''Played by''': Ross Bryant |
| 291 | [[/folder]] |
| 292 | |
| 293 | [[folder:Baron Ragoon]] |
| 294 | -->'''Played by''': Chris Rathjen |
| 295 | |
| 296 | The baron of Shrike. |
| 297 | * AffablyEvil: Displays kindness and respect, despite his affiliation with the Dark Lord. |
| 298 | [[/folder]] |
| 299 | |
| 300 | [[folder:Squibbert]] |
| 301 | -->'''Played by''': Sarah Shockey |
| 302 | |
| 303 | A talking frog who acts as a spy for the Dark Lord. |
| 304 | * TalkingAnimal: Squibbert is a talking frog. |
| 305 | [[/folder]] |
| 306 | |
| 307 | [[folder:Dripfang LeDesparé]] |
| 308 | -->'''Played by''': Kevin Sciretta |
| 309 | |
| 310 | The Dark Lord’s chef inquisitor (yes, ''chef'' inquisitor). |
| 311 | * TheWormThatWalks: His body is made up of 1,000 snakes. |
| 312 | [[/folder]] |
| 313 | |
| 314 | [[folder:Tannakin the Terrible]] |
| 315 | -->'''Played by''': Sarah Logsdon |
| 316 | A version of Tannakin the pinglet from the mirror universe. Resembles Tannakin, but covered in tattoos. |
| 317 | [[/folder]] |
| 318 | |
| 319 | [[folder:Cockroach Clown]] |
| 320 | -->'''Played by''': Creator/GilbertGottfried |
| 321 | A guard who works for the Dark Lord. |
| 322 | * TheCameo: He’s played by Gilbert Gottfried, a much more famous name than the podcast can usually afford. |
| 323 | * CharacterCatchphrase: “You can’t spell ‘manslaughter’ without ‘laughter’!” |
| 324 | * CreepyCockroach: He’s both this and a MonsterClown. |
| 325 | * EggLayingMale: He claims to have an egg sac, despite being referred to exclusively as male. |
| 326 | * MonsterClown: He’s consistently terrifying and makes vague threats of violence. |
| 327 | * UnseenNoMore: Makes his first appearance in Season 2, Episode 32 after being referenced many times throughout the season. |
| 328 | [[/folder]] |
| 329 | |
| 330 | [[folder:Carfoon Blemish]] |
| 331 | |
| 332 | [[/folder]] |
| 333 | |
| 334 | ---- |
| 335 | |
| 336 | !!Wizards |
| 337 | |
| 338 | [[folder:General]] |
| 339 | * BizarreAlienBiology: All wizards have two buttholes. |
| 340 | * BornAsAnAdult: Wizards come into being as fully grown adults. |
| 341 | * ColorCodedWizardry: Each wizard is known by a specific color (Usidore the Blue, Spintax the Green, etc.). |
| 342 | * HealingFactor: Wizards can grow new body parts after losing them (though the parts they regenerate aren’t always the same parts they lost). |
| 343 | * TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard: All wizards introduced thus far have a very long list of names and titles, including various secret names they do not reveal. |
| 344 | * WizardsLiveLonger: Wizards are nonhuman and practically immortal. Most wizard characters are hundreds if not thousands of years old. Can is an [[ExaggeratedTrope exaggerated]] example, having lived until the end of time ''more than once''. |
| 345 | [[/folder]] |
| 346 | |
| 347 | [[folder:Spintax the Green]] |
| 348 | [[quoteright:500:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/spintax.png]] |
| 349 | [[caption-width-right:500:Artwork by Vaughn Pinpin]] |
| 350 | -->'''Played by''': Charlie [=McCrackin=] |
| 351 | A wizard with power over truth and lies. |
| 352 | * LovedByAll: With the exception of Usidore, everyone admires Spintax greatly. |
| 353 | * TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard: Spintax the Green, Master of the Third, Ninth, and Twelfth Realms of Ephysiyies, Wielder of Arcane Forces Compelling the Living and the Dead, Diviner of Unknowable Truths, Caster of Illusions, Destroyer of Lies, Dissolver of the Wall of Fire, Imbiber of the Nine Deadly Poisons, Author of the Pandenomicon, and Winner of the Wizard's Choice Award. The Dwarfs know him as Nickelback Silverchair, the Angels know him as Mama Cassai'el, the Vampires know him as Cameron Orlando, in the South he is known as Lodestone Greatcraft, and there are other secret names you won’t hear from his lips. |
| 354 | [[/folder]] |
| 355 | |
| 356 | [[folder:Can The Yellow]] |
| 357 | -->'''Played by''': Arnie Niekamp |
| 358 | A wizard with power over space and time. |
| 359 | * {{Reincarnation}}: He lives until the end of time, then reincarnates and does it all again. He’s done this more than once, and multiple versions of him exist at once. |
| 360 | * TemporalDuplication: Once Can reaches the NaturalEndOfTime, he reincarnates in a new version of the timeline with his memories intact. His previous incarnations remain in the new timeline, and eventually, there will be an overabundance of Cans in one timeline. |
| 361 | * TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard: Caneficent Dewspring, Master of Space and Time, Headmaster of the Jizzlenob Preparatory School for Young Wizards. The Elves did know him as Cannigan the Everliving, the Elves do know him as Candle Dewspice, the Elves will know him as Candy Crowley; the Dwarfs did know him as Canned Heat, the Dwarfs do know him as Canticle Lebowitz, and the Dwarfs will know him as Canban Scrummaster, [[ExaggeratedTrope and so on, and so forth]]. |
| 362 | [[/folder]] |
| 363 | |
| 364 | [[folder:Jamillious the Mauve]] |
| 365 | -->'''Played by''': Anthony [=LeBlanc=] |
| 366 | A wizard with power over feast and famine, whose abilities allow him to create great sensory delights or remove the senses of others. The first (racially) black wizard, he was created to fight the stigma against the color black caused by the Dark Lord being a black (color-wise) wizard. |
| 367 | * TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard: Jamillious Washington, Bringer of Feast and Famine, Master of the Great Plantation, Shatterer of the Triangle Trade Winds. The Dwarfs know him as Dat Dude, the Elves know him as Always Holdin', and he’s also known in the Far South as Boy. |
| 368 | [[/folder]] |
| 369 | |
| 370 | [[folder:Blorth the Brown]] |
| 371 | A wizard with power over sense and sensibility. |
| 372 | [[/folder]] |
| 373 | |
| 374 | [[folder:Jyn'Leeviyah the Red]] |
| 375 | -->'''Played by''': Creator/FeliciaDay |
| 376 | A wizard with power over nature and nurture, and Usidore’s girlfriend. |
| 377 | * FantasticMedicinalBodilyProduct: Jyn'Leeviyah can consume certain ingredients and defecate magical “poo-tions” from her second butthole. |
| 378 | * IntimateHealing: She has the power to heal and empower any being by having sex with them. |
| 379 | * SexMagic: Her main ability is healing others through fornication. |
| 380 | * TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard: Jyn'Leeviyah, Wizard of the Sixth Realm of Ephysiyies, Mistress of Nature and Nurture, Reviver of the Springs of Gu’uthmagit, Seer of the Prophecies of the Temziet Mists, Keeper of the Sacred Tome of Deyfral, and two-time Wizard's Choice Award nominee. The Elves know her as Perimmäin So’it’thuri, the Vampires know her as Beyonce Bloodlust, the Tree Folk know her as Opal Vinewitch, and upon the isle of Migas, she is known as Ukkosta Kassvista. And ask her of her other names, and [[SubvertedTrope she shall gladly share all]]. |
| 381 | [[/folder]] |
| 382 | |
| 383 | [[folder:Telephys the White]] |
| 384 | A wizard with power over life and death. |
| 385 | [[/folder]] |
| 386 | |
| 387 | ---- |
| 388 | |
| 389 | !!Other Dimensions |
| 390 | |
| 391 | [[folder:Carnival Wilson]] |
| 392 | -->'''Played by''': Arnie Niekamp |
| 393 | [[/folder]] |
| 394 | |
| 395 | [[folder:Wendigo Wilson]] |
| 396 | -->'''Played by''': Adal Rifai |
| 397 | [[/folder]] |
| 398 | |
| 399 | [[folder:Usidore the Black]] |
| 400 | -->'''Played by''': Matt Young |
| 401 | * TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard: Usidore, Emissary of the Dark Lord of Foon, Fallen Wizard of the Realms of Ephysiyies, Sorcerer Bound of the Gylothian Clan, Sourge of the Battle of the Thirteen Armies, Immolator of the Wall of Fire, Disembowler of the Great Dragon Krazevesky, Defacer of the Great Halls of Terr'akkas. The fairfolk know him as Fairfy Usolo, the orcs know him as Toomsas Naysayja, and someday he will have names capable of tearing the world asunder. |
| 402 | [[/folder]] |
| 403 | |
| 404 | [[folder:Cowboy World Arnie]] |
| 405 | -->'''Played by''': Arnie Niekamp |
| 406 | [[/folder]] |
| 407 | |
| 408 | [[folder:Champ]] |
| 409 | -->'''Played by''': Adal Rifai |
| 410 | * TalkingAnimal: Champ is a talking horse. |
| 411 | [[/folder]] |
| 412 | |
| 413 | [[folder:Ulysses D. L’Amour]] |
| 414 | -->'''Played by''': Matt Young |
| 415 | * TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard: Ulysses D. L’Amour, wildest, gunslingin’ outlaw you ever met. Wanted in twelve counties… Yet known for his bravery and noble heart by those that ain’t tryin’ what to manipulate him. The Native folk know him as Dances with Light and Shadows. The Spanish know him as Maestro del Caos. And he’s known by those dal’garn Pinkertons in the Nor’east as Magic Jack Starr! |
| 416 | [[/folder]] |
| 417 | |
| 418 | [[folder:Kid-Friendly World Arnie]] |
| 419 | -->'''Played by''': Arnie Niekamp |
| 420 | [[/folder]] |
| 421 | |
| 422 | [[folder:Dewey]] |
| 423 | -->'''Played by''': Adal Rifai |
| 424 | * {{Bowdlerization}}: Instead of two buttholes, Dewey has two blowholes, and he changes shape through hugging instead of sex. |
| 425 | [[/folder]] |
| 426 | |
| 427 | [[folder:Kid-Friendly World Usidore]] |
| 428 | -->'''Played by''': Matt Young |
| 429 | * TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard: [[SubvertedTrope Subverted]]. His full name is Usidore the Blue Wizard. |
| 430 | [[/folder]] |
| 431 | |
| 432 | [[folder:Future World Arnie]] |
| 433 | -->'''Played by''': Arnie Niekamp |
| 434 | [[/folder]] |
| 435 | |
| 436 | [[folder:Chant]] |
| 437 | -->'''Played by''': Adal Rifai |
| 438 | [[/folder]] |
| 439 | |
| 440 | [[folder:Dr. Ulrich Zadore]] |
| 441 | -->'''Played by''': Matt Young |
| 442 | [[/folder]] |
| 443 | |
| 444 | ---- |
| 445 | |
| 446 | !!The Space Bunker |
| 447 | |
| 448 | [[folder:Mysterious Man]] |
| 449 | -->'''Played by''': Tim Sniffen |
| 450 | A mysterious man who lives in a "space bunker" and monitors the podcast. He constantly assures the audience that the podcast isn't real. |
| 451 | |
| 452 | * BarrierMaiden: He works to prevent universe-ending cataclysmic events. |
| 453 | * BizarreAlienBiology: We don't have a clear description of what he looks like, but we do know he has an exoskeleton, thirteen fingers, and an iron ring fused to his hip. |
| 454 | * DeadpanSnarker: He loves to tear into the actors. And the audience. And sometimes the sponsors. |
| 455 | * EternalRecurrence: A Tricia clone comes to work for him, gets fed up with him, steals an escape pod and attacks him. This process repeats endlessly, though it's speeding up each time. |
| 456 | * HisNameReallyIsBarkeep: Apparently, his actual name is Admiral Mysterious. |
| 457 | * MeanBoss: Abuses his interns to the point where they try to kill him, every time. |
| 458 | * NoNameGiven: The credits just list him as "Mysterious Man". |
| 459 | [[/folder]] |
| 460 | |
| 461 | [[folder:Tricia]] |
| 462 | -->'''Played by''': Kate James |
| 463 | * ExpendableClone: She is revealed to be one of these. |
| 464 | [[/folder]] |
| 465 | |
| 466 | [[folder:Craig]] |
| 467 | -->'''Played by''': Ryan [=DiGiorgi=] |
| 468 | A confused intern who lives and works in the space bunker with the Mysterious Man, and would really like to get back to his home on Earth. [[spoiler:Unbeknownst to him, he is not an Earth human, but a humanoid robot designed to befriend the Mysterious Man.]] |
| 469 | * ElectronicSpeechImpediment: [[spoiler:When Craig’s battery runs out, his voice warps and becomes more robotic for a few seconds before he shuts down. Additionally, when he starts glitching in Season 2, he stutters, and eventually devolves into only being able to spout random, repeating phrases.]] |
| 470 | * FakeMemories: [[spoiler:Craig believes that he’s a vending machine expert from Chicago who was brought to the space bunker by mistake, but he’s really a robot built by the Mysterious Man to be his friend.]] |
| 471 | [[/folder]] |
| 472 | |
| 473 | [[folder:Kern]] |
| 474 | -->'''Played by''': Spencer Ham |
| 475 | [[/folder]] |
| 476 | |
| 477 | [[folder:Robot Arnie]] |
| 478 | -->'''Played by''': Arnie Niekamp |
| 479 | A robot version of Arnie Niekamp who occasionally makes announcements after the show. |
| 480 | * BlatantLies: Constantly refutes the claim that he’s a robot, despite having [[ElectronicSpeechImpediment a voice that glitches frequently]] and clanging loudly when he walks. |
| 481 | * ElectronicSpeechImpediment: The most obvious distinction between him and the real Arnie is the former’s voice. His speech stutters and changes in pitch and audio quality at random (though it tends to be a bit less glitchy when he’s talking to the listeners, likely to keep the message clear). |
| 482 | [[/folder]] |
| 483 | |
| 484 | [[folder:PV-348]] |
| 485 | |
| 486 | [[/folder]] |
| 487 | |
| 488 | [[folder:The High Time Queen]] |
| 489 | -->'''Played by''': Brooke Breit |
| 490 | [[/folder]] |
| 491 |
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