Line #196 Characters/DarkMatch


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3	! Cast Members
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5	! Backlash
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7	A [[CunningLikeAFox fox ]] [[UsefulNotes/FurryFandom furry ]]living in [[LovecraftCountry Billerica, Massachusetts ]]and primary editor of the show who is largely known for his legendary mental [[BreakTheCutie breakdowns ]]and frequent SanitySlippage. He is the good twin of Lars The TNA Mark and lives in the same house. He is an avid fan of Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog.
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9	%%* AlternateSelf: Lars
10	* CreatorBreakdown: Happens to him more often since he became chief editor.
11	%%* CunningLikeAFox
12	%%* UsefulNotes/FurryFandom
13	%%* HeroicBSOD: Happens to him frequently on the show.
14	%%* LargeHam: Spaaaace!!!!
15	%%* LaughingMad:
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17	! Christophersays
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19	The self proclaimed "Mastodon of the Monotone" who lives in [[BigApplesauce New York City]], but oddly enough doesn't possess a typical new york accent. One of the more knowledgeable reviewers on the show, not just in wrestling but other forms of entertainment such as film and music.
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22	%%* DeadpanSnarker
23	* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Christopher Says ''loves'' chicken pot pie.
24	%%* StonersAreFunny
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26	! Digi-Fox
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28	The other fox furry, who resides in UsefulNotes/{{Vancouver}}, [[UsefulNotes/TheOtherRainForest British Columbia]], Canada. He is the oldest of the cast and arguably the most mellowed out. His knowledge and interest in wrestling is only one facet of his spectrum of interests, which include Dj-ing, writing, music and video production. He is the good twin of Matt Hardy V8 and has a dog named Sam who appears in a few of his videos.
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30	* CloudCuckoolander: His passing comment [[Wrestling/ChrisJericho 'Chris Jericho's gonna win it.']] concerning a main event title match at the Royal Rumble, a match Jericho wasn't even involved in, has many questioning Digi-Fox' overall sanity.
31	%%* CunningLikeAFox
32	* DrivenToMadness: [[spoiler: In the ending of My Dog Sam Is Smarter Than Matt Hardy]]
33	* {{Expy}}: Some claim he sounds like WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob.
34	%%* UsefulNotes/FurryFandom
35	%%* GrandTheftMe: [[spoiler: At the hands of Matt Hardy V8]]
36	* ImportantHaircut: Reveals one during My Dog Sam Episode 4 as a way of ensuring Doctor Magpie can't create any more Matt Hardy V8 clones.
37	* [[OlderThanTheyLook Older Than They Sound]]: He is surprisingly the oldest cast member at 33.
38	* ThePollyanna: Digi-Fox. While most of the cast are exploding in [[UnstoppableRage anger]] and or [[DespairEventHorizon despair]] and or [[DrivenToMadness insanity]], Digi-Fox can often be heard giggling jovially in the background or making funny jokes, no matter how bad the material is.
39	%%* PungeonMaster
40	* [[SpecialEffectFailure Sound Effect Failure]]: In-Universe. Digi-Fox' snoring is the stuff of legends, just don't let him try to fake snore for comedic effect.
41	* {{Squick}}: In-universe. Compared ODB's boobs to the artwork of Doug Winger.
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43	! Duosangel
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45	In her own words, a fangirl who lives near [[UsefulNotes/TheOtherRainForest Seattle, Washington]]. When she's not ripping down TNA for their blatantly sexist policies in handling the knockouts, she is likely reading fanfics.
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47	%%* [[AscendedFanboy Ascended Fangirl]]
48	* BreakTheCutie: Normally calm and collected, Duos has gone off on her recent episodes SEVERAL times. It took a little while, but she's finally become as broken as the rest of the cast.
49	* CharacterCatchphrase: Duos used to introduce herself with "I'm Your Token Chick" but retired it after a short time.
50	* RuleThirtyFour: Reads A LOT of fan fiction in her spare time.
51	* [[ThereAreNoGirlsOnTheInternet There Are No Female Wrestling Fans]]: Inverted with Duosangel. She mainly became a fan through watching Spoony's Wrestle! Wrestle! videos after not watching since she was a little kid. The rest of the cast has taken up the responsibility of educating her on wrestling as much as possible.
52	%%* TokenLesbian
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54	! Ironbite
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56	Having recently moved back to [[SweetHomeAlabama Chantilly, Virginia]], Ironbite is a mostly outspoken member of Darkmatch who is certainly not above expressing himself in the form of offensive jokes and coming off overly creepy, but that's why we love him.
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59	* AnimalMecha: His avatar is a mecha-raptor.
60	%%* ButtMonkey: Ironbite has certainly filled this role lately, but this is subject to change.
61	%%* DudeNotFunny: (In-universe)Often his preferred style of humor.
62	%%* TheSnarkKnight
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64	! Jingus
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66	The only Darkmatch cast member who has any actual experience in the wrestling industry, he has worked as a wrestler, announcer, and referee for numerous indy wrestling promotions. Now having left that turbulent lifestyle behind and living in [[EverythingIsBigInTexas Dallas, Texas]], Jingus retains a wealth of insider knowledge about the sport and remains a valuable asset to the crew.
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69	* BerserkButton: When a wrestler, male or female wins via a roll up in a situation where the wrestler in question was supposed to be booked having a stronger victory.
70	* {{Elders}}: Jingus has been referred to as Wrestling/TheUndertaker of the show, as he's one of the oldest members and tends to have the most wisdom about the going ons of wrestling, as he was a former wrestler/referee himself.
71	%%* LargeHam
72	%%* SirSwearsAlot
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74	! Kezra
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76	* TheExpy: Magpie noted that he sounds like Benzai
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78	! Lordstar
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80	A newcomer to the Darkmatch scene from the UsefulNotes/{{Chicago}} area, and a sit in fan for quite sometime. Made his debut surprising Magpie by coming out of the closet as a furry during the Wrestlemania 28 review.
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82	%%* OurDragonsAreDifferent
83	%%* [[OlderThanTheyLook Older Than They Sound]]: He's 28
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85	! Magpie
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87	One of the more energetic Darkmatch members from [[HollywoodCalifornia California]], Magpie is a die hard fan of Ring of Honor, particularly some of it's notable alumni such as Samoa Joe and Christoper Daniels and often cites the most famous match between the two as a defense mechanism when the current product is doing less than well. Magpie is a huge Beatles fan and hates furries, and has an ongoing rivalry with Backlash and Digi-Fox. Dr. Magpie is somewhat of a canon alter-ego responsible for the creation of Matt Hardy V8.
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89	* BerserkButton: Internet problems. Thus far, he has broken a microphone and broken his own desk during the course of a show.
90	%%* BlackAndNerdy
91	* DrivenToMadness: In their review of TNA Lockdown 2011, Magpie inexplicably thinks he's watching a Christopher Daniels vs. Samoa Joe match when in actuality, nothing on the show was close to that quality.
92	* FantasticRacism: Magpie is kayfabe-wise developing an anti-furry stance mostly directed towards Backlash and Digi-Fox. Digi-Fox, however insists Magpie is an [[ArmoredClosetGay Armored Closet Furry]].
93	%%* TheManBehindTheMan: [[spoiler: To Matt Hardy V8]]
94	%%* MotorMouth
95	%%* StonersAreFunny
96	%%* TokenMinority
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98	! Noleafclover
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100	The defacto leader of the group and former editor of the show from [[EverytownAmerica Maryland]], No Leaf is often busy having a life with his girlfriend. He has two modes: he will often stay silent for long periods of time only interjecting with the occasional 'Bow-Chiki-Wow-Wow' in response to sexual innuends, or non-stop unfettered unmitigated fury and rage often reserved for the worst shows TNA has to offer.
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102	* AllMenArePerverts: Laments the fact that Charlie Sheen encouraged porn star Bree Olsen to quit the industry in an episode of "Faker than Pro Wrestling".
103	** In the course of one show, No Leaf tries to avert this by referring to Layla not as hot, but as beautiful. Then, during the last segment of the show, he ends up saying Layla's wonderful cleavage gets more screen time than Jay Lethal.
104	* BerserkButton: Has a few.
105	** Any time Michael Cole shows up on screen, No Leaf Clover is liable to groan loudly or explain in explicit detail why he hates him so much. Teefus, if present will reply "You're SUPPOSED to hate Cole!"
106	** Also, never mention Tyler Perry on the show. Or Chris Brown for that matter.
107	** Has threatened to fork people who insist on singing the song "Friday".
108	** Pockets that serve no purpose.
109	** Justin Bieber dating Selena Gomez. '''"IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!"'''
110	** Most recently it's been Wrestlemania 28, The Rock winning over Cena and the squash match with D Bry.
111	%%* BlackAndNerdy
112	* FollowTheLeader: Often steals Teefus's catchphrase to comedic effect.
113	%%* HairTriggerTemper
114	* SelectiveMemory: Noleaf can never seem to remember Murphy's name; in his mind, there is only Gunner, and Gunner's Pal.
115	%%* SirSwearsAlot
116	* TheBusCameBack: Noleaf took a vacation due to burnout, but he kept interrupting shows he wasn't booked for to add his opinions, usually interrupting newcomer Megafighter.
117	%%* TokenMinority
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119	! Phoenix Justice
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121	Another new member and proof along with Duos and Lone Warriors that there are girls on the internet.
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123
124	! Slick-Rob
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126	Former co-founder of the C-Show, who jumped ship to Darkmatch to fill the gap left by several former members.
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128	* BerserkButton: HATES Randy Orton with a passion.
129	* HazyFeelTurn: Jumped from the C-Show to Darkmatch
130	* RedBaron: He is the C-Show's traitor
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132	! Reoccurring Characters
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134	! Teefus
135	* TheAlcoholic: Just about pickled himself to death playing the TNA Drinking Game.
136	* AllAmericanFace: Defeated ForeignWrestlingHeel Revolverman in a Canada VS USA debate
137	%%* ArchEnemy: Lars
138	* CharacterCatchphrase: He says "I'm in the DANJA ZONE!" at seemingly random moments.
139	* CoolMask: Teefus has purchased on Sin Cara mask.
140	** He's also recorded shows while wearing it, even though no one can see him.
141	* EvilLaugh: Teefus has an evil cackle whenever trolling the other cast members.
142	%%* SirSwearsAlot
143	%%* TheSnarkKnight
144	* RightHandCat: Teefus has a cat named Kali that appeared in the first non-regular review show, mocking TNA's bad parody of WWE's Undertaker promos. He openly would prefer a dog but she comes when he calls her.
145	* PutOnABus: His work schedule only makes him available for shows infrequently, IF he was able to watch the reviewed material, IF a replacement is needed to cover someone else.
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147	! Side Characters
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149	! Lars the TNA Mark
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151	Backlash's EvilTwin A rabid TNA fanboy who believes that everything the company does is amazing and that WWE is terrible. May have been created by a TeleporterAccident, but No Leaf won't acknowledge or deny it. His obsession with both Duosangel and the TNA knockouts are legendary, as are his masturbation skills.
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154	%%* AlternateSelf: Backlash
155	* AprilFoolsPlot: Lars was originally conceived as a character for the April Fool's Episode.
156	%%* ArchEnemy: Teefus
157	* DistractedByTheSexy: Appears to be the best way to get rid of him.
158	--> '''Megafighter''': ''Hey Lars, is that Gail Kim topless?''
159	* {{Expy}}: His original name was Lester, which was changed due to No Leaf's ExecutiveMeddling.
160	* EvilTwin: It's unclear on whether Backlash and Lars are twins, or if they just look a lot a like and live in the same house.
161	%%* {{Fanboy}}: To TNA.
162	* {{Hypocrite}}: He often contradicts himself several times within the same sentence.
163	* HypocriticalHumor: Calls Teefus' out on his need for his mother to do his laundry. The next voice you hear is that of Lars' mother, demanding he do something.
164	%%* LargeHam
165	%%* NoIndoorVoice
166	* ProWrestlingIsReal: Played with. Though you'd think he was a smark, it sometimes seems like can't tell the difference between what's real and what's kayfabe.
167	* SpeakOfTheDevil: Saying Lars' name three times will summon him, as Megafighter3 learned the hard way.
168	%%* VeryPunchableMan: Oh so much.
169	* YouSexyBeast: Lars refers to himself as this...
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171	! Matt Hardy V8
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173	Digi-Fox' EvilTwin. A being created by Dr. Magpie to do away with Digi-Fox and sink his review show. Matt Hardy V8 is somehow less crazy than the real life Matt Hardy, but is still a crazy bastard nonetheless with an undying craving for grapes.
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175	%%* BigEater
176	%%* EvilLaugh
177	%%* EvilTwin: To Digi-Fox
178	* FanDisservice: Is in quite a bit of shirtless scenes.
179	%%* FatBastard
180	%%* HumanoidAbomination
181	* HypocriticalHumor: In 'My Dog Sam Episode 3, Part 1' Matt Hardy V8 cuts a heel promo on CM Punk. Slandering him for doing things he himself has done, such as mention Ring Of Honor on WWE Television and capitalize on Jeff Hardy's misfortunes.
182	%%* JabbaTableManners
183	* KickTheDog: Pours vodka in Sam's dog dish.
184	* KillItWithIce / LockedInAFreezer: How Digi-Fox finally kills Matt Hardy V8
185	* LighterAndSofter: When Digi-Fox originally conceived the character it was meant to exaggerate how crazy Wrestling/MattHardy is, but since then the real Matt Hardy has done crazy outlandish things that have undoubtedly surpassed the satire based on him.
186	%%* MirrorMonster
187	* OutsideTheBoxTactic: Digi-fox defeats Matt Hardy V8 by tricking him into thinking he failed a drug test. Later he's trapped in a deep freeze by Digi-Fox and dies due to the fact he's [[MadeFromRealGirlScouts cold blooded]].
188	* RealityWarper: Plays a [[Film/InTheMouthOfMadness Sutter Cane]] type character in Digi-Fox's My Dog Sam Episode 2.
189	%%* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Grapes
190	%%* VillainousGlutton
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192	! Sam The Dog
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194	Digi-Fox' faithful sidekick and CanineCompanion. Is all too willing to give his opinions on the worst the wrestling industry has to offer and prove he's smarter than them.
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196	* CaligulasHorse: Digi-Fox' appointed co-host in the 'My Dog Sam' series.
197	* CanineCompanion: Appeared in a short video called 'My Dog Sam Is Smarter Than Hogan, Bischoff, Carter, Jarrett and Russo' and can also be heard barking in certain episodes, much to the chagrin of the rest of the cast. Sam's barks are usually met with a resounding "Hi Sam!" from the crowd.
198	%%* TheSilentBob
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200	! Former Cast Members
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202	! The Arrow
203	%%* DeadpanSnarker
204	%%* TheSnarkKnight
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206	! CMG Utopia
207	%%* {{Fanboy}}: Of [=SoCal=] Val
208	%%* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome
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210	! Lonewarriorsinc
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212	* BreakTheCutie: Was broken in 4 minutes when Backlash and Subrick were talking about Lars masturbating to a Velvet Sky action figure for 5 hours.
213	%%* [[AscendedFanboy Ascended Fangirl]]
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215	! Matt the Paranoid Kat
216	%%* ButtMonkey
217	%%* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome
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219	! Megafighter3
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221	* AntiHumor: His preferred style of humor. Had sabotaged many jokes this way.
222	* BerserkButton: HATES to be called Skippy.
223	* CharacterCatchphrase: "Get off my show!" has become Megafighter's response anytime someone (usually Noleaf) interrupts the show.
224	* PhraseCatcher: "It's not your show!" Is bound to follow from someone else.
225	* FollowTheLeader: Steals everyone's catchphrases.
226	* RedBaron: The Matt Striker of Wrestling/DarkMatch
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228	! Sinfonian
229	%%* PutOnABus: Ever since his mic died.
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231
232	! Mr. War Machine
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234	* AnnoyingYoungerSibling: He tries to deny this by saying that everyone else is just old.
235	* BerserkButton: Vickie Guerrero. Inverted with everyone else, who are happy anytime Vickie Guerrero is on screen.
236	** War Machine finds Booker T's commentary style...grating.
237	%%* ButtMonkey: Played with. It never gets ''really'' bad, but he does have his moments.
238	* TheBusCameBack: Mr. War Machine, left the show due to burn out with wrestling, plus his planet needed him. Recently, he was released from Dark Match hosting duties, though that turned out to be a [[WorkedShoot work]]
239	* RuleThirtyFour: The segment 'Mr. War Machine's Slashfic Theatre' in which he reads hypothetical scenarios involving ceratin wrestlers such as Sting, Wrestling/JeffHardy and Wrestling/HulkHogan engaging in hot gay sex in the style of an overly romanticized fanfic. It's way funnier that it sounds.
240	%%* TokenMinority: Sort of.
241	* [[YoungerThanTheyLook Younger Than They Sound]]: Mr. War Machine doesn't sound it, but he's actually the youngest member of the cast at 16 years old.
242	* {{Youngsters}}
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244	! Alli (Pronounced 'Alley')
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246	A furry of many fursonas living in [[EverytownAmerica Klamath Falls, Oregon]]. Alli was one of the editors of the show and also one of the funniest cast members, often chiming in with a well-timed zinger.
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248	%%* DeadpanSnarker
249	* GenderBlenderName: Has one because [[RealMenWearPink he thinks it's manly to use a girls name.]]
250	* PantheraAwesome: His fursona is a cougar.
251	* {{Youngsters}}: One of the youngest members at 18.
252	* TheGadfly: His humor often comes by saying the most crazy things while pretending he's serious
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254	! Revolverman
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256	Hailing from [[EskimoLand Prince George]], [[UsefulNotes/TheOtherRainForest British Columbia]], Canada, Revolverman is one of the funniest Darkmatch members.
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258	* CommutingOnABus: Pops up from college every once in a while.
259	* ForeignWrestlingHeel: Challenged Teefus to a Canada VS USA debate.
260	* TheHyena: Is not only one of the funnier hosts, but is just as likely to explode into laughter at any given joke.
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262	! Subrick
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264	He's fat, he's a drummer and he likes Coca-Cola, Subrick is never at loss for words. Responsible for breaking more than a few tangent counters, Subrick is a variable minefield of factoids which he's willing to shoe-horn into any review show.
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266	* BerserkButton: When Wrestling/MadisonRayne claimed that TNA has "the best women's division in the world", he proceeded to go insane, labeling Wrestlicious a better promotion than TNA.
267	** The constant burial of the Divas of Doom is also a hot button issue for him. One particular instance of Natalya losing to Alicia Fox by roll up caused him to be in rant mode for pretty much the rest of the episode.
268	* MotorMouth: When something pisses him off, which also includes many a ClusterFBomb to boot.
269	* TheBusCameBack: Subrick, after No Leaf Clover used the Space-Dimensions Kinetic Ylem Portal Expressway (or S.K.Y.P.E) in an attempt to rid reality of the Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber relationship.
270	%%* TheSnarkKnight
271	* WallOfText: If you had to transcribe his tangents you would likely end up with one of these.
272	* [[YoungerThanTheyLook Younger Than They Sound]]: Inverted with Subrick, who sounds 26 despite being only 18.

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