Line #394 Characters/CoolAndNewWebComic


1	'''Beware of unmarked spoilers!'''
2
3	[[foldercontrol]]
4
5	!!Team Roze
6
7	[[folder:Rose]]
8	!!'''Rose Lalonde'''
9
10	[[quoteright:148:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/e1aa33c8_4bd3_469f_993e_60d0979cd0ef.png]]
11	[[caption-width-right:148:]]
12
13	->Yes. I mean Dabe. I will be forever haunted by the ignominy resulting from my recent insinuation that Dabe's name contains the letter V.
14
15	->'''Hecka Jef:''' she doesnt care of any of us she just wants to take over everythnting and controle evretything to force it to be how she wntats it to be!!!
16
17	The OnlySaneMan of the kids group. For whatever reason, recently she experienced an event she calls "the Corruption", which, in her view, completely ruined the universe, and therefore strives to make it "normal" again. Her Chumhandle is testacleTheorist [TT] and her Land is the Land of Light and Froges (sic).
18
19	Known to others as Roze Lallonk.
20	----
21	* AdaptationalBadass: While her original class, Seer of Light, was notable for the class and the aspect matching up extremely well, here she is a [[spoiler:Lord of Space. The lord is a master class that stands head and shoulders above normal ones, and space is one of the two most fundamental aspects of Sburb]]. To put this into context, the canon characters with a similar classpect are [[spoiler:Caliborn and Calliope. Caliborn grows up to be Lord English and Alt. Calliope destroys the green sun.]]
22	* EldritchAbomination: [[spoiler: Implied to be a Last Guardian, a being with incredible temporal distortion abilities.]]
23	* FlatWhat: Rose’s [[https://mspfa.com/?s=14113&p=163 response]] to Hecka Jef telling her "a mothn ago we took dabe to washigon to live with jhon, his new daddy".
24	* HeroicBSOD: [[spoiler:Learning that she was corrupted as a baby causes her to freak out.]]
25	* KnightTemplar: [[spoiler:In her quest to return the world to "normal", she doesn't care that it would also destroy the corrupted characters and their world. For all the corrupted characters know, "Roze" suddenly started talking differently and decided she wanted to kill them all just because they don't look or act like her.]]
26	* LustObject: Jhon wants to have [[BleepDammit s*x]] with her.
27	* MyNewGiftIsLame: She receives a [[https://mspfa.com/?s=14113&p=227 kidney]] as a gift from Jhon. Naturally, she doesn’t like it very much.
28	* OnlySaneByComparison: Rose initially snarks at the shenanigans of the uncorrupted characters, but being surrounded by a bunch of barely coherent, poorly drawn, sex-obsessed parodies of her former friends slowly causes her to see them less like people, and she makes it her ultimate mission to return her world to normal, no matter the cost.
29	* UniformityException: Rose is the only Beta Kid unaffected by StylisticSuck.
30	[[/folder]]
31
32	[[folder:Jack Noir]]
33	!!'''Jack Noir'''
34
35	[[quoteright:169:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/jack_noir_5.png]]
36	%%[[caption-width-right:169:some caption text]]
37
38	->''Being stupid ain't gonna get you nowhere. That's what the Droll is for.''\
39	''That joke is less funny when every person on the god damned planet acts like the Droll.''
40
41	A Dersite Agent who is the only uncorrupted carapacian on Durst. He joins forces with Roze after learning she's not affected by StylisticSuck.
42
43	Known to others as Jagk Nore.
44	----
45	* EvenEvilHasStandards:
46	** PlayedForLaughs when [[https://mspfa.com/?s=14113&p=206 he refuses to stab his knife with his other knife.]]
47	--> You would ''never'' hurt an innocent knife. Or a guilty one, such as your own, for that matter.
48	** Played a little bit straighter later when he realizes he asked the other agents to assassinate Rose's friends, he tries to call it off... because he doesn't want to upset someone as powerful as Rose and lose their alliance.
49	* HeelFaceTurn: Becomes allies with Rose after they both discover that the other is sane.
50	* PragmaticVillainy: While he still retains his bloodthirsty personality, he's pragmatic enough to form an alliance with Rose (who he'd normally try to kill) after discovering she's uncorrupted like him.
51	* UniformityException: Jack is one of the few characters (and the only Carapacian) unaffected by StylisticSuck.
52	[[/folder]]
53
54	[[folder:Jhon]]
55	!!'''Jhon Ebgret'''
56
57	[[quoteright:161:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/jhon.png]]
58	[[caption-width-right:161:”this is incredibley dangerous. thats is why it makes you feel alive.”]]
59
60	->''you're cooking skills are living up to you're fathers legacy''
61
62	A farely aberage boy livving in sup urban Washigon with dad and its the birthday. His Chumhandle is echoBiologest [EB] and his Land is the Land of Dollers (sic) and Danger.
63	----
64	* AxCrazy.
65	** Jhon asks his dad to [[{{Pun}} give him a hand]]. He does. [[BloodyHorror Literally]].
66	** Jhon builds a roller coaster [[TheGamePlaysYou in his back yard]] and makes it deliberately faulty. He explicitly states making it crash is what makes it fun in the first place.
67	** Jhon has no qualms with using Swet Bro's dead body as a crashpad to break his fall.
68	** Jhon [[https://mspfa.com/?s=14113&p=138 takes a selfie]] with the severed finger of Swet Bro, before casually remarking that he killed him when Dabe asks why the rest of Swet Bro’s body is not attached.
69	* DecoyProtagonist: Even though he's the first character we see and the main character of the original Homestuck, this is unarguably Rose's story.
70	* DisproportionateRetribution: Jhon forces Dabe to [[https://mspfa.com/?s=14113&p=89 stand in the corner without clothes]] all because he did not like the present that Dabe gave him.
71	* ExtremeDoormat: Only when he's talking to Vrasky.
72	* ImAHumanitarian: Eats a cake made out of Swet Bro's body.
73	* {{Jerkass}}: Has no self control, only thinks of himself [[LustObject and his various needs]], and is a danger to the people around him.
74	* SmartBall: Suddenly able to [[https://mspfa.com/?s=14113&p=135 predict the trajectory of his roller coaster]] as it flies, despite being shown trying to do things such as feed his posters and shake pieces of ham in the air in earlier pages.
75	* RefusalOfTheCall: In this continuity he refused to play Sburb because it looked too complicated, leading to Hecka Jef playing the game with Rose instead.
76	* TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior:
77	** Despite apparently being [[https://mspfa.com/?s=14113&p=30 13 years old]], the first thing he says during the pesterlog with Rose/Rose is “hi TT i just turne 13 today so can we have s*x??”
78	** Starts [[https://mspfa.com/?s=14113&p=222 removing his clothes]] once he sees Rose/Rose in “Act 3nd”.
79	** Whatever [[https://mspfa.com/?s=14113&p=225 this]] is.
80	** And [[https://mspfa.com/?s=14113&p=245 this]].
81	* WhatTheHellHero: Rose's reaction when Jhon just gives up on playing Sburb to save her life so he could play VideoGame/RollercoasterTycoon.
82	[[/folder]]
83
84
85	[[folder:Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite]]
86	!!Bg'ogubmom'ibulsprite
87	[[quoteright:477:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/bgogubmomibulsprite_transparent.png]]
88	%%[[caption-width-right:477:some caption text]]
89
90	Rose's mother and Bg'ogbbglog'ybul, fused into one sprite. After Rose's mom dies from being run over by a Dersite shuttle, she is fused with Bg'ogbbglog'ybulsprite to help Rose win her session.
91	----
92	* AllPowerfulBystander: She's the leader of the horrer terrers with all the power that comes with it... but due to being a sprite, she's content being Rose's ExpositionFairy. It's justified because not only does her love for Jhon frequently distract her, but the almighty power of the horrer terrers can't save them from [[TheWorfEffect Lord English.]]
93	* HeroicSacrifice: Momi saves Rose from being run over by a Dersite shuttle by pushing her aside to take her place.
94	* WhatDoesSheSeeInHim: Completely in love with Jhon Ebgret, a relationship that heavily disgusts Rose for a wide variety of reasons.
95	[[/folder]]
96
97	[[folder:Dabe]]
98	!!'''Dabe Stidrer'''
99
100	->''you're name is.. DABE STIDRER. you're interrests are... irony, and probaly other things too''
101
102	John's "son". A wimpy boy who frequently cries and is seen naked.
103	----
104	* AdaptationalWimp: Here, Dabe is perpetually submissive to Jhon and cries often.
105	* HappinessInSlavery: Jhon abuses Dabe and treats him as a slave. Dabe doesn't mind this at all.
106	* NakedPeopleAreFunny: Jhon forces him to stand in the corner with no clothes, and he remains naked for much of the comic. [[spoiler:He's later forced by Jhon to wear a bee suit, something he is not happy about.]]
107	* ProneToTears: A defining trait of his.
108	[[/folder]]
109
110	[[folder:Hrates Bocars]]
111	!!'''Hrates Bocars'''
112	An agent of Durst who joins with Hecka Jef.
113	----
114	* DefectingForLove: Not for his own love, but he's such a ShipperOnDeck that he runs away with Dabe to reunite him with Jhon.
115	* ShipperOnDeck: For Jhon/Dabe.
116	[[/folder]]
117
118	[[folder:Rubs Juice]]
119	!!'''Rubs Juice'''
120	An agent of Durst.
121	----
122	* ShoutOut: His name references one of the Twitter handles of RJ Lake, one of the musicians who contributed to ''Homestuck''.
123	[[/folder]]
124
125	[[folder:Jaed]]
126	!!'''Jaed Hardly'''
127
128	[[quoteright:161:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/jaed.png]]
129	[[caption-width-right:161:EVER ONE HAVE FURR NOW OR JAIL]]
130
131	->''youre name is JAED HARDLY, you are a furry. you like sciense and garneding and other things that no one cares''
132
133	Her Chumhandle is garbageGothic [GG].
134	----
135	* BestialityIsDepraved: Makes out with her own dog.
136	* {{Flanderization}}: Jaed's other traits are deliberately erased and her furry fascinations are exaggerated.
137	* FlatCharacter: She's a furry. That's pretty much it.
138	* GodSaveUsFromTheQueen: The second she becomes ruler of Prostit, she forces the people to dress up in animal ears, and jails the civilians that refuse to comply.
139	[[/folder]]
140
141	[[folder:Beq]]
142	Jaed's "space doge".
143	----
144	* KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler:Dies in Verticle Movements after getting overwhelmed by Fresh Dark Germysprit's powers.]]
145	[[/folder]]
146
147	!!Team Hecka
148
149	[[folder:Hecka Jef]]
150	!!'''Heckacious Jeferey'''
151
152	[[quoteright:148:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/fdb1883d_738d_4752_a845_92f00db4935d.png]]
153	[[caption-width-right:148:]]
154
155	->''it was hecka jef the hole time, hence the myserty''
156
157	The mystery player in the Sburb session. He and Swet Bro were originally going to play Sburb together, but when Jhon killed Swet Bro, Hecka joined the game to exact revenge on his killer. His Chumhandle is anonamousVengance [AV] and his Land is the Land of Darknes (sic) and Ruses.
158	----
159	* AdaptationalNameChange: From Hella Jeff to Hecka Jef.
160	* BashBrothers: With Femorafreack.
161	* HeroAntagonist: Due to him forming a grudge against Rose (for wanting to save Jhon), either he or she is one.
162	* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Everyone either calls him Hecka Jef or Hecka, rather than his surprisingly {{prepp\|yName}}ier real name Heckacious Jeferey.
163	* {{Revenge}}: Hecka Jef has sworn to take revenge on Jhon for killing Swet Bro.
164	* TimeMaster: SBURB categorizes him as a [[AdaptationalBadass Muse of Time.]]
165	* WalkingSpoiler: Parodied, as the first act takes great pains to hide his identity.
166	* WholesomeCrossdresser: He wears his Muse of Time robe quite well.
167	[[/folder]]
168
169	[[folder:Femorafreack]]
170	A police officer who joins forces with Hecka to bring Jhon to ''JUSTIS''.
171	----
172	* AscendedExtra: From an extremely minor character in ''Homestuck'' to one of the major supporting characters.
173	* BashBrothers: With Hecka Jef.
174	* CoolShades: Part of his outfit as a cop.
175	* SuperCop: When he finds the illegal roller coaster Jhon made, he has no problem driving his car from under a meteor, using the track as a ramp, and landing on a flying airplane when he falls short. Afterwards, he immediately continues the chase by seeking another method to pursue Jhon.
176	** Even though he's a badass there's no denying he's [[PoliceAreUseless terrible at his job]], though.
177	[[/folder]]
178
179	[[folder:Dadd]]
180	Jhon's loving father who lacks control over his son.
181	----
182	* AnArmAndALeg: Jhon cuts off his hand to prevent him from taking Jhon's mail.
183	* LoveMartyr: He gets his hand cut off by Jhon and doesn't even complain, not even when Jhon remarks that his incapacitated father is [[KickTheDog lazy for almost bleeding out]].
184	* OfficialCouple: With the Dacronian Dignity.
185	[[/folder]]
186
187	[[folder:Dacronian Dignity]]
188	!!'''Dacronian Dignity'''
189	An Agent of Durst who falls in love with Dadd.
190	----
191	* AdaptationalPersonalityChange: Like all corrupted characters, DD goes from a stone-cold, classy killer to an incredibly gullible and infantile idiot who falls in love with the guy he was sent to kill.
192	* DefectingForLove: Jack sends him to "take care" of Dadd, but due to a combination of LiteralMinded stupidity and general stupidity, he falls in love with Dadd and stops taking Jack's orders.
193	* InLoveWithTheMark: Only he never comprehended he was supposed to kill said mark, so now they're husbands.
194	* OfficialCouple: With Dadd.
195	[[/folder]]
196
197	[[folder:Fresh Dark Germy³sprite]]
198	!!Fresh Dark Germy³sprite
199	Formerly Germy, Fresh Jimmy and the Whyte Quen, these three have been fused into one being due to sprite shenanigans.
200	----
201	* CastingAShadow: [[spoiler:After getting access to both of the rings, they gain the powers of the horrer terrers.]]
202	* FromNobodyToNightmare: One was just a regular guy before getting access to the knowledge of a Sprite, one was the quen of Prostit who got desposed, and one was just a regular bug stand manager. [[spoiler:All three of them become prototyped twofold ''twice'' and gain access to the dark powers of the horror terrers.]]
203	* FusionDance: Of the Whyte Quen, Germy and Fresh Jimmy.
204	* JiveTurkey: This manner of speaking tends to come from their Fresh Jimmy half.
205	* PronounTrouble: When confronting the Blapck Quen, they temporarily get confused about their own gender because they're comprised of two men and a woman.
206	--> FRESH WHYTE GERMYSPRITE: JUST COME FITE ME LIKE A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!\
207	FRESH WHYTE GERMYSPRITE: I MEAN WONAN\
208	FRESH WHYTE GERMYSPRITE: UMMMMMM\
209	FRESH WHYTE GERMYSPRITE: WHAT GANDER ARE YOU IF YOUR QUEN AND ALSO GERMY?\
210	FRESH WHYTE GERMYSPRITE: WAIT\
211	FRESH WHYTE GERMYSPRITE: WHAT GENDRER AM I??????????
212	* TookALevelInBadass: By the time of Verticle Movements, [[spoiler:they are in posession of both of the rings.]]
213	[[/folder]]
214
215	[[folder:Swet Bro's Momi]]
216	Swet Bro's kind and loving mother.
217	----
218	* HeroicSeductress: She uses the technique of Ass Distaction in battle so she can distract a bunch of imps. [[spoiler:The second time she uses it on Rose, it doesn't go so well for her.]]
219	* KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler:Vaporized by Rose.]]
220	[[/folder]]
221
222
223	!!SGRUB Players
224	[[folder:As a whole]]
225	* CharactersDroppingLikeFlies: [[spoiler:The trolls reveal to Rose that the Demons of Color and Darkness have been slowly killing them off one by one, and they don't have much time left.]]
226	* NoodleIncident: For whatever reason, their Sgrub logo (and therefore, Door to the Ultimate Reward) only has ten squares, meaning only ten players.
227	[[/folder]]
228
229	[[folder:Kraket]]
230	!!'''Kraket Vantage'''
231	An incredibly angry troll.
232	----
233	* FoeRomanceSubtext: With Hecka, first getting flustered after Hecka's declaration of hate, and then later declaring to Rose that he'd like to "hates*x" him.
234	* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: He's angry and mean towards his friends, but in his TheReasonYouSuckSpeech towards Vrasky, he calls her out for treating them all like garbage. ...Except Eridumb, who he thinks deserved it.
235	* NotHisSled: Kraket is not a Knight of Blood, but instead a Night of Rage. He demonstrates his classpect when [[spoiler:convincing the trolls to finally stand up to Vrasky.]]
236	[[/folder]]
237
238	[[folder:Dabros]]
239	!!'''Dabros Nimtram'''
240	----
241	* ButtMonkey: Nobody treats him with respect, and Kraket ultimately kills him just to use his computer.
242	* KilledOffForReal: Decapitated twice, once by Vrasky and then by Kraket.
243	[[/folder]]
244
245	[[folder:[=Terexi=]]]
246	!!'''Terexi Pypes'''
247
248	Her Chumhandle is gelloCAlibater [GC].
249	[[/folder]]
250
251	[[folder:Gametez]]
252	!!'''Gametez Maraca'''
253	* SingleIssueWonk: Only seems to care about "mIrAcLeS".
254	[[/folder]]
255
256	[[folder:[=Equihorse=]]]
257	!!'''Equihorse Zahcok'''
258	* SingleIssueWonk: Only seems to care about "hornse%" [sic].
259	[[/folder]]
260
261	[[folder:Petpeta]]
262	!!'''Petpeta Legion'''
263	[[/folder]]
264
265	[[folder:Kanaya]]
266	!!'''Kanaya Maryam'''
267	-> The Fact That Your Name Consists Of Only Four Letters Is Not Very Normal At All\
268	And The Fact That You Repeatedly Insist That You Are "Normal" For No Obvious Reason Makes Me Highly Suspicious Of Your Sanity But For The Time Being I Will Attribute Your Quirk To A Simple Inferiority Complex
269
270	An unusual troll who seems to be one of the few characters not affected by StylisticSuck. Her troltag is grinAudacious [GA] and her Land is the Land of Rayes and Froges.
271
272	Known to others as Papaya Lesbyam.
273	----
274	* {{Flanderization}}: [[spoiler:Papaya is single-mindedly obsessed with girls, kissing and kissing girls.]]
275	* OnlySaneMan: Among the trols, [[spoiler:though G0dhead Aradead may also qualify]].
276	* TomatoInTheMirror: [[spoiler:Like Rose, Kanaya was previously corrupted but has no memory of it.]]
277	* YourDaysAreNumbered: [[spoiler:When messaging Rose after Verticle Movements, she admits the demons are slowly making their way to her, and she only has around twenty or thirty minutes until they arrive.]]
278	[[/folder]]
279
280	[[folder:Aradead]]
281	!!'''Aradead Megadie/[[spoiler:G0dhead Aradead]]/[[spoiler:G0dhead Aradia]]'''
282
283	A ghostly troll who was killed by Vrasky prior to entering the session. Her troltag is alpacalipsArise [AA] and she has no land, due to not being a player in the first place.
284	----
285	* AFormYouAreComfortableWith: [[spoiler:After becoming the essence of the universe itself, she uses her G0dhead form to be tangible enough to communicate to the reader. When she decides to observe her friends' session, she instead takes an Enhanced form.]]
286	* AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence: [[spoiler:And how. She literally ascends not just the boundries of the comic, but the very plane of fiction in general. She ascends so far that she managed to ascend past the Fourth Wall and into ''our universe'' as a black hole.]]
287	* MeaningfulRename: [[spoiler:After fusing with several kernelsprites in a row, she decides to call herself Aradia Megido.]]
288	* OurWormholesAreDifferent: [[spoiler:While technically a black hole, she functions more like a wormhole. Anything or anyone sucked into her event horizen becomes fictional, [[TrappedInAnotherWorld with absolutely no way to ever escape.]]]]
289	* FourthWallObserver: [[spoiler:Growing large enough to observe reality allowed her to understand the fourth wall between our universe and fiction, but as she notes, observing is all she can really do. After all, she can't exactly break the real fourth wall since o's still writing her.]]
290	* FusionDance: [[spoiler:Exaggerated. At first, fusing with Vrasky's sprit turns her into essentially a trol with an 8-ball for a head. Then her quest for knowledge causes her to prototype with other people's sprits until she's become one with ''every sprit in the universe''.]]
291	* MeaningfulName: For a trol that spends most of her time in the comic as a ghost, her name can't be any more appropriate.
292	* MythologyGag: [[spoiler:"G0dhead Aradead" is a reference to Godhead Pickle Inspector from ''Webcomic/ProblemSleuth''.]]
293	* SingleIssueWonk: Her obsession with ghosts leads her to prototype herself with every kernelsprite so she can look even more ghostly. When she attains even more knowledge due to her prototypings, it stops being an issue.
294	* TheSmurfettePrinciple: [[spoiler:She becomes the comic's first (and so far only) whyte words girl.]]
295	* WalkingSpoiler: Pretty much everything related to Aradead is some kind of spoiler.
296	[[/folder]]
297
298	[[folder:Eridumb]]
299	!!'''Eridumb Ambora'''
300	* AbhorrentAdmirer: Vies for the affection of every other troll, much to their chagrin.
301	[[/folder]]
302
303	[[folder:Fefieri]]
304	!!'''Fefieri Pepsis'''
305	[[/folder]]
306
307	[[folder:Sollecks]]
308	!!'''Sollecks Copter'''
309
310	[[quoteright:718:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/e29d0b61_d0ce_4175_bba7_2f2632e27749.jpeg]]
311	[[caption-width-right:718:”OK YOU GET IT YOUR THE BEE GUY OK!!!!!!!!!!!! SURE YOU LOVES BEEFUCKING AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY!!!!! AND KISSING BEES AND COSPLYAYING BEES AND SEXING BEES AND YOU LOVE IT OK!!!!!!!!! YOU LOVE IT SO SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR A BEEFUCKER AND DANG YOUR PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT SOMETINES ISNT THEIR MORE TO LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”]]
312
313	* BestialityIsDepraved: Sollecks: [[https://mspfa.com/?s=14113&p=1386 F*ck bees]].
314	* DrivenToMadness: Happens to him when he realises that the only thing he can ever think of is [[https://mspfa.com/?s=14113&p=1388 bees]].
315	* DrivenToSuicide: He [[https://mspfa.com/?s=14113&p=1391 tries to kill himself by falling]]. (note that it does not work, and he gets “alien abducted” soon after)
316	* FlatCharacter: His only defining trait is liking bees.
317	[[/folder]]
318
319	[[folder:Vrasky/Snowman]]
320
321	!!'''Vrasky Sekret'''
322	[[quoteright:168:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/4a7cb929_38e5_4a34_aded_eace26ed5480.png]]
323	[[caption-width-right:168:[=youre name is VRASKY SEKRET and you are VERY, VERY,V8RY,VERY VERY, VERY ,VERY VERY IMP8RANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! everything that maters is BECAUSE OF YOU, and everwthing not about you DOESENT MATTER!! you are SO IMPOTRANT that EVEYRONE has to DO WHAT YOU SAY!!!!!!!!=]]]
324
325	->"I AM [=V8RY IM8ORT8ANT=]"
326
327	Vrasky Sekret is the daddie of everyone in the troll session. Cruel and dominating, she is single-mindedly obsessed with being relevant. Her troltag is acranidGrid [AG] and her Land is the Land of Joojoos and Vrasky.
328	----
329	* AttentionWhore: Hoo boy. Vrasky hates it when the attention goes away from her, and the only reason why she got into contact with the Final Agent is because he said he could make her even more relevant than she already was.
330	* BerserkButton: When others fail to listen to her or regard her supposed "importance".
331	* CantTakeCriticism: When Kraket [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech calls her out for what she's done to them,]] she responds by kicking him in the face and siccing Equihorse on him.
332	* CapsLock: Constantly types with lots of capital letters.
333	* CompositeCharacter: Vrasky takes over Snoman's role in place of the troll session Blapck Quen.
334	* ControlFreak: Obsessively monitors the lives of her subs so she can punish them for the slightest error.
335	* CharacterCatchphrase: "I AM [=V8RY IM8ORT8ANT=]"
336	* {{Dominatrix}}: She's ''everyone's'' daddy, and she's not afraid to enforce that rule. If she catches wind of anyone being "very na8ghty", she'll be right there to punish them.
337	* FatBitch: O has drawn her with multiple double chins, and "bitch" is an understatement when it comes to her behavior.
338	* {{Flanderization}}: Vriska's canon InferioritySuperiorityComplex is warped into Vrasky's obsession with being "[=IM8ORT8NT=]" above all else.
339	* ItsAllAboutMe: ''Oh yeah.'' If she ever does anything nice for anybody, it's purely out of self-interest.
340	* LargeHam: She tends to be extremely dramatic, as seen in [[https://mspfa.com/?s=14113&p=1442 her introduction]].
341	* MonstrousCannibalism: She [[https://mspfa.com/?s=14113&p=1653 eats]] a young troll.
342	* {{Narcissist}}: She thinks herself to be the [[https://mspfa.com/?s=14113&p=1531 definition of relevant]], and constantly talks about how important she is.
343	* NoIndoorVoice: Vrasky constantly shouts at others and uses an abundance of exclamation marks.
344	* PerpetualFrowner: Her default expression is an open-mouthed scowl that never lets up.
345	[[/folder]]
346
347	!!Other Humans
348
349	[[folder:Swet Bro]]
350	!!Swet Bro
351	Hecka Jef's best friend, who suffers a tragic death by pickaxe mere pages into the story.
352	----
353	* WeHardlyKnewYe: Killed by Jhon shortly after his debut.
354	[[/folder]]
355
356	[[folder:Obana]]
357	!!Obana
358	The 44th president of the United States of America, now an ectobiological paradox clone baby.
359	* EnfantTerrible: Literally, as he became a tyrant president at least thirty minutes after he was born.
360	* PresidentEvil: Immediately ruins the economy after arriving on Jhons planet.
361	[[/folder]]
362
363	!!Exiles
364	[[folder:WV]]
365	!!'''Waynerd Vagibong'''/'''Warwarwy Villain'''
366	->''this guys names waynerd vagibong and he sense messages to jhon from the earth future, that is basicly all to matters about him''
367	Jhon's exile, who attempts to guide him. Though he doesn't do a particularly good job at it.
368	----
369	[[/folder]]
370
371	[[folder: The Biig Man]]
372	!!The Biig Man/[[spoiler:Billards Maniak]]
373	A popular basketball player, now roaming the earth years in the future.
374	----
375	* DemonicPossession: [[spoiler:He's currently being used a vessel for Lord English.]]
376	* EyeScream: Stabs his own eyes after [[spoiler:looking into those of Lil Cal.]]
377	[[/folder]]
378
379	[[folder:Spdaes Sleck]]
380	!!'''Spdaes Sleck'''
381	The murderous leader of the Midight Crewd, now wandering the earth as an exile.
382	----
383	* AxCrazy: He skins Itchy alive for a disguise, and later on kills Rubs Juice for flirting with Clover. It says a lot that even the Felt are shocked by Sleck's depravity.
384	* EstablishingCharacterMoment: One of the first commands given to him to stab his knife with his other knife. Unlike [[EvenEvilHasStandards Jack]], Sleck obliges, giving the reader the first clue that this version of Slick is ''way'' more AxCrazy than his canon counterpart.
385	* PlatonicLifePartners: With Kraket.
386	[[/folder]]
387
388	!!Carapacians
389
390	[[folder:Blapck Quen]]
391	!!'''Blapck Quen'''
392
393	[[/folder]]
394
395	[[folder:Blapck Kink & Whyte Kink]]
396	!!'''Blapck Kink & Whyte Kink'''
397	The kinks of Prostit and Durst.
398	----
399	* TheDividual: They're more or less interchangeable.
400	* KilledOffForReal: In the humans' session, their deaths in the doomed timeline are caused by Prostit crashing into the Battlefield. In the current timeline, they are killed by WV's army. In the troll session, the Blapck Kink kills the Whyte Kink, and Vrasky finishes off the Blapck Kink.
401	[[/folder]]
402
403
404	[[folder:AR]]
405	!!'''Authority Regulator?'''
406	The Authority Regulator, now being used as a vessel for the horrer terrers.
407	[[/folder]]
408
409	!!Midight Crewd
410
411	[[folder:Hedgemann Brutus]]
412	[[/folder]]
413
414	[[folder:Diamom Drugs]]
415	[[/folder]]
416
417	[[folder:Rubs Juice]]
418	[[/folder]]
419
420	!!The Felt
421	[[folder:Doc Scratch]]
422	!!whyte wordes guy/Doc Scratch
423	An "excellent host" whom you know well from ''Homestuck''.
424	----
425	* ExactWords: Noted by Crowbar, who comments that whatever Scratch says is always true, but vague enough to have a billion different meanings behind it. For example, when he asked about if they would ever be able to return to the uncorrupted reality, Scratch responded "That reality does not exist."
426	-->''But of course that could mean twenty different things, and he knows it. Was it destroyed? Does it not exist yet? Does it not exist in this timeline? Is it actually just a figment of your imagination?''
427	* FourthWallObserver: Like in ''Homestuck'', he talks directly to the reader, who is also a physical presence within the comic.
428	* TheOmniscient: He knows ''everything''. [[spoiler:He even knows about the things that happened to him in ''Homestuck''.]]
429	[[/folder]]
430
431	[[folder:Lord English]]
432	!!Lord Spanish/English
433
434	----
435	[[/folder]]
436
437	[[folder:The Felt]]
438	!!The Felt
439	[[quoteright:650:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/felt_canwc.png]]
440	[[caption-width-right:650:bitchy (1) dos (2( trains [3) etc youll fihgt them all[[note]]From left to right, going downwards: Bitchy, Dos, Trains, Clober, Finy, Dye, Crobar, Switches, Sawbunk, Matchsticks, Egg, Biscints, Quarpers, Cants. Not shown: Snoman[[/note]]]]
441
442	A group of mobsters under the employ of Lord English, who slowly die over the course of the Intermishin. Notable for nearly all of them being uncorrupted.
443	\
444	For information on Snoman, see Vrasky Sekret's folder.
445	----
446	* CharactersDroppingLikeFlies: Believe it or not, the Midight Crewd is able to kill them off ''faster'' than the Midnight Crew ever did.
447	* GottaKillEmAll: Spdaes makes it his mission to kill them because they destroyed his underground horse-racing operation.
448	* EvenEvilHasStandards: Crowbar and Stitch are both disgusted by Sleck skinning Itchy alive for a disguise.
449	* UniformityException: Inverted: All of them are uncorrupted save for Snowman.
450	* TooDumbToLive: Itchy literally runs into Sleck's knife and dies.
451	* TheUnreveal: Clover is aware of the cause of the corruption, but Sleck kills him before he could muse over the answer.
452	[[/folder]]
453
454	!!Others
455
456	[[folder:Rad Timmy]]
457	!!Rad Timmy/Sad Timmy
458	A cool consort with a nice hat.
459	----
460	* HeroicSacrifice: Takes a missile for Jhon so he can god tier.
461	* MeaningfulRename: Started out as Rad Timmy thanks to his sweet hat. He considers calling himself just Timmy when he gets a significantly less cool hat to replace it, but all the teasing he got over it eventually made him miserable enough to become Sad Timmy.
462	[[/folder]]
463
464	[[folder: Final Agent]]
465	!!whyte wordes guy 2/Final Agent
466	[[quoteright:155:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/whyte_wordes_guy_2.png]]
467	%%[[caption-width-right:155:blahblah]]
468	-> Besides, "whyte wordes guy" and "whyte wordes guy 2" are just idiotic names o came up with. They are not our true names. I will not tell you our true names, but I will tell you that my "twin" is most commonly known as Doc Scratch, and I am most commonly known as the Final Agent.
469	The Last Guardian of Harold. A powerful and omniscient vessel with time-based powers.
470	----
471	* EstablishingCharacterMoment: When o asks Final Agent to take over the narration for them, Final Agent flips out and yells "What am I, your goddamn babysitter?", quickly establishing him as Doc Scratch's opposite.
472	* {{Hypocrite}}: He derides Doc Scratch for kidnapping and locking up the Handmaid, but Scratch points out he also [[spoiler:has locked the Condesce away.]] Final Agent dismisses it, saying [[AssholeVictim she deserved it.]]
473	* TheManBehindTheMan: Almost all of the bad stuff [[{{TheDragon}} Daddy Vrasky]] did (including [[spoiler: the death of almost all Trolls]]) can be backtracked to him, since he's the one who gave the previously mentioned task to Vrasky and made her more powerful.
474	* PurpleIsPowerful: He lives on Harold's purple moon, wears a purple suit, and talks to the reader in his all purple room.
475	* SiblingYinYang: He's much more blunt and profane than his "brother" Doc Scratch.
476	[[/folder]]
477
478	[[folder:Kobobo Obobob]]
479	A fantrol who snuck his way into the trol session.
480	----
481	* CanonImmigrant: He was first made by the Cool And New Music Team for ''The Hous Swich Places'', a fangame parodying ''VideoGame/{{Hiveswap}}''.
482	[[/folder]]
483
484	[[folder: Andrew Hussie]]
485	The author of ''Homestuck''. He's pretty tied up at the moment.
486	----
487	* BoundAndGagged: Doc Scratch keeps him in his trunk for reasons unknown.
488	[[/folder]]
489
490	[[folder:o]]
491	[[quoteright:138:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/avatar_o.png]]
492	[[caption-width-right:138:o's MSPFA profile]]
493	The author and narrator of ''cool and new webcomic'', also known as [=SylphofSpace=].
494	----
495	* AuthorAvatar: Whenever o makes a physical appearance, they portray themselves through Hella Jeff. Although Final Agent hints that [[{{MindScrew}} he is the original and the real o is the fictional o's projection into our reality.]]
496	* LemonyNarrator: They frequently slip their opinions towards the story and characters into all narration. They're biased towards Hecka Jef and against Rose.
497	* OneLetterName: It's just 'o'. Yes, the lowercase is a part of their name.
498	[[/folder]]

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