History YMMV / BloodWhistle

* {{Wangst}}: Bradley likes to whine about how miserable he is after playing a ''scary Mario ROM hack''. It's made more egregious by the fact that 1.) the narration was totally casual, immediately going up 10 notches verbose-wise once World 1 is completed, and 2.) there is nothing to indicate that the game is haunted or supernatural in any way, not even a MaybeMagicMaybeMundane moment. A few examples:

** ''My whole life before I hit up on my arrow keypad was completely different. I was happy. I was normal. I could wake up in the morning recognizing my own reflection, being absolute about my safety. Now it’s lies. All lies. I know that as of what happened today, my life will become an infernal hell in which every day will be a futile struggle to retain my own sanity. ''
** ''After finishing this wretched collage of electronic dejection, I will embrace death like a long lost lover with open arms. Now to get on with what had come to pass.''
** ''Today being D-Day fits, because I’m fighting one hell of a war against this game (and a losing one at that).''
** ''I’m starting not to care anymore. I am in the throes of such a severe depression it’s all starting to fade away. ''[...]'' My grandfather died when I was young, but [[SkewedPriorities that didn't close to equate what I'm feeling now]].''
** ''I felt abandoned and alone. Just like Mario sitting in the middle of that ice field. I felt as if no one would save me from the torture of this game.''
** ''This game has caused me sorrow on such an ineffable level that there is no other option.''
** ''Hell itself is what the game brought me to. I suppose that this was intentioned to convey world 8. No, not hell. WORSE than hell.''

* {{Wangst}}: Bradley likes to whine about how miserable he is after playing a ''scary Mario ROM hack''. It's made more egregious by the fact that the narration was totally casual, immediately going up 10 notches verbose-wise once World 1 is completed. A few examples:

** ''I’m starting not to care anymore. I am in the throes of such a severe depression it’s all starting to fade away.''

* {{Narm}}: Listing every individual instance of this would just result in posting the entire pasta so for brevity’s sake… the entire story. Whether due to the [[ClicheStorm cliches]], the incredibly [[{{Wangst}} melodramatic]] protagonist, the rampant PurpleProse, or such gems as the protagonist unironically questioning if the hack was made by the Illuminati.

* {{Narm}}: The entire story. Whether due to the [[ClicheStorm cliches]], the incredibly [[{{Wangst}} melodramatic]] protagonist, the rampant PurpleProse, or such gems as the protagonist unironically questioning if the hack was made by the Illuminati.

* {{Narm}}: Mario's parting message is supposed to be a TearJerker, but just becomes silly if you try reading it in Mario's voice.

* {{SoBadItsGood}}: The whole story is so cliched and ridiculous that it’s impossible to take seriously but it makes for a hilarious read due to that.

* {{SoBadIt’sGood}}: The whole story is so cliched and ridiculous that it’s impossible to take seriously but it makes for a hilarious read due to that.

** ''Hell itself is what the game brought me to. I suppose that this was intentioned to convey world 8. No, not hell. WORSE than hell.''