History WMG / OneThousandWaysToDie

[[WMG:The Narrator is TheGrimReaper himself]]
The reason why he knows about all these deaths is because he actually IS Death. The whole show is actually him recounting some of the weirdest, dumbest, or most entertaining deaths he has witnessed during his career. Like most portrayals of him, [[DontFearTheReaper he's not a bad guy at all]] and is [[PunchClockVillain just doing his job]], albeit with his own [[BlackComedy twisted sense of humor]]. That's why he condemns the actions of all the bad people who have died, and discourages listeners from being reckless and stupid like the victims in his narratives.

[[WMG:The Narrator is [[WesternAnimation/TheBookOfLife Xibalba]]]]

[[WMG:The Narrator is Muslim]]

[[WMG: Leonard inherits Todd's truck after his death in "Trucked Up"]]

[[WMG: The narrator is Death from Series/HorribleHistories]]

[[WMG:If there is a reboot of this series and they decided to revive the escaped death segments, here are the possible people to be covered]]
* Darren "[=IShowSpeed=]" Watkins - Lit a firework inside his house which burnt it down.
* Harrison Okene - Spent underwater on the boat for 3 days.

* After he blows a hockry game, an out of shape SportsDad angrily confronts his son while he's still on the ice and the fight escalates, and due to the son being in way better shape, he overpowers him, bfore accidentially curing his throat with his blades.

* A prankster:
** swats someone to film a prank, harass someone or get revenge. While hanging around the prank site, he is struck by a police car or mistaken as armed and shot.
** pulls a prank that turns deadly... but their furious victim decides to [[TakingYouWithMe take them with them too.]]

** smashed when he bumps into a tombstone.

* A Jerkass who took pleasure in tormenting others suffers a massive JerkassRealization after being hospitalised, and the guilt induces cardiac arrest.

** impaled on a tombstone.

* A haughty chef serves a customer rancid food for making demands he refuses to commit to out of ego, obly to get the food vomited in his own face that makes him stumble onto an open grill.

* A callous host of a podcast that mocks people who have died in stupid ways.

* A chef pulls a mean-spirited prank on his co-worker whom they dislike by serving them rancid food - only for the other chef to puke it right in his eyes, right onto a hot stove that burns him.

* Someone decides to crash the funeral of their hated rival to initiate LastDisrespects, only to be chased by his angry family and mourners. While trying to escape, he is crushed by the casket after knocking it over.
* A vehemently anti-vegan conservative pundit dies on air of a stroke.

* A casting director attempts to extort an actress into sex. When the actress pushes her, the casting director accidentally impales herself in the neck with her pen.

* On a 19th century Mississippi riverboat casino, a man attempts to rape a woman in a bathroom, but is caught and jumps overboard. He either drowns, is bitten by a cottonmouth or is eaten by an alligator.

* A bully decides to taunt one of his victims one last time whewn they try to commit suicide by jumping off a ledge, only for said victim to land on them and break his spine.
* Someone decides to crash the funeral of their hated rival to initiate LastDisrespects, only to be torn apart by his angry family and mourners.
* A vehrmtntly anti-vegan conservative pundit dies on air of a stroke.

* A prankster swats someone to film a prank, harass someone or get revenge. While hanging around the prank site, he is struck by a police car or mistaken as armed and shot.

* Darren Watkins ([[=IShowSpeed=]]) - Lighted a firework inside his house which could have killed him.

* A safecracker is crushed by a safe or accidentally lights up a flammable gas with his blowtorch.

* A corrupt professor extorts his student into sex. As he rapes his student, his laptop, which he had placed precariously on the table, falls and crushes his head.
* A piano teacher molests her student. One day, while harassing her student, she accidentally knocks the support beam of the piano lid and brings it on her head.
* A date rapist brings his unconscious victim to a bedroom and starts kissing her. He reacts to the peanut on her lips and suffers a fatal allergy.
* An abusive EducationMama canes her daughter for failing a test. The daughter fights back, grabbing the rattan cane, breaking it and driving it into her mother's neck.

* On a 19th century Mississippi riverboat casino, a man attempts to rape a woman in a bathroom, but is caught and jumps overboard. He either drowns or is eaten by an alligator.

* Darren Watkins ([[IShowSpeed]]) - Lighten a firework inside his house which could have killed him.

* A pedophile chokes on the USB chip holding his porn.

Darren Watkins (IShowSpeed) - Lighten a firework inside his house which could have killed him.

Harrison Okene - Was underwater on the boat for 3 days.