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* Creator/ArmieHammer vs. Creator/ElizabethChambers
* Creator/AlexRodriguez vs. Creator/JenniferLopez

* Creator/TomBrady and Creator/GiseleBündchen vs. Creator/RussellWilson and {{Music/Ciara}}
* Music/BlakeShelton and Music/GwenStefani vs. Music/JohnLegend and Creator/ChrissyTiegen

* {{WebVideo/Ninja}} vs. WebVideo/HasanPiker
* WebVideo/BelleDelphine vs. WebVideo/AddisonRae
* WebVideo/JamesCharles vs. WebVideo/TatiWestbrook vs. WebVideo/ShaneDawson and WebVideo/JeffreeStar

Billboard Beatdowns
Camila Cabello vs. Dua Lipa
Brendon Urie vs. Patrick Stump
Lana Del Rey vs. Lorde

The Talk Show Tussles
Drew Barrymore vs. Wendy Williams vs. Ellen DeGeneres
John Oliver vs. Stephen Colbert
Jimmy Fallon vs. Jimmy Kimmel

Political Ambush
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez vs. Marjorie Taylor Greene
Greta Thunberg vs. Kyle Rittenhouse
Donald Trump and Mike Pence vs. Joe Biden and Kamala Harris

The Stanpede
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson vs. Taylor Lautner
Dream vs. Corpse Husband
Timotheé Chalamet vs. Noah Centineo

Family Night
Charli D’Amelio vs. Dixie D'Amelio
Eugene Levy vs. Dan Levy
Prince Harry and Prince William vs. Kylie and Kendall Jenner

Brains vs. Brawns vs. Beauty
Sharon Osbourne vs. Whoopi Goldberg
Steve Harvey vs. Dr. Phil McGraw
Neil deGrasse Tyson vs. Conor McGregor vs. Kate Upton

1990
* ''Film/PrettyWoman''
* ''Series/TwinPeaks''
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-EF60neguk Nothing Compares 2 U]]" by Music/SinéadOConnor
* Marion Barry is caught smoking crack
* ''{{Film/Ghost}}''
* Jack Kevorkian's controversial suicide technique
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBsjggc5jHM The Humpty Dance]]" by Music/DigitalUnderground
* Music/MCHammer and Music/VanillaIce
* ''The Forbidden Dance'' and ''Lambada''
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFood_bTOX4 How Am I Supposed to Live Without You]]" by Music/MichaelBolton
* The Life Alert commercials / "I've fallen and I can't get up!"
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg Groove Is in the Heart]]" by Deee-Lite
* Guess advertisements
* ''Film/DancesWithWolves''
* ''Series/InLivingColor''
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM Hold On]]" by Wilson Phillips
* ''Film/EdwardScissorhands''
* Slap bracelets
* ''{{Film/Goodfellas}}''

1991
* ''Series/BeverlyHills90210''
* ''Film/BoyzNTheHood''
* The Clarence Thomas/Anita Hill sexual harassment hearings
* The rise of [[{{Main/Grunge}} grunge music and fashion]], specifically {{Music/Nirvana}} and Music/PearlJam
* ''Film/NewJackCity''
* Color Me Badd
* The "Are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?" commercial
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8_f3kJOX_8 Rico Suave]]" by Gerardo
* ''Film/ThelmaAndLouise''
* ''Series/FamilyMatters''
* Creator/PaulReubens caught masturbating
* [[Recap/SuperBowlIToXXV Super Bowl XXV]]
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384 Enter Sandman]]" by {{Music/Metallica}}
* ''Film/PointBreak''
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV58wec Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)]]" by C+C Music Factory
* [[RollerbladeGood Rollerblades]]
* Music/GarthBrooks
* Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs

1992
* ''Film/WaynesWorld''
* The Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuoco affair
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQIPdHMpjc Achy Breaky Heart]]" by Music/BillyRayCyrus
* UsefulNotes/RossPerot
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ I'm Too Sexy]]" by Music/RightSaidFred
* Fabio
* ''Series/TheRealWorld''
* Creator/WoodyAllen's affair with his stepdaughter
* Kris Kross
* {{Music/Madonna}} publishes her book, ''Sex''
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho Baby Got Back]]" by Music/SirMixALot
* The Dream Team
* ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow''
* ''Series/MurphyBrown''
* ''Film/SingleWhiteFemale''
* Arrested Development
* ''Film/ReservoirDogs''
* ''VideoGame/MortalKombat''
* ''Series/BarneyAndFriends''
* Reebok's "Dan & Dave" campaign
* ''Film/TheBodyguard''

2009
* ''Series/JerseyShore''
* Balloon boy hoax
* ''{{Film/Precious}}''
* David After Dentist
* Miracle on the Hudson River
* [[Series/BritainsGotTalent Susan Boyle]]
* "Tik Tok" by {{Music/Kesha}}
* ''{{Film/Taken}}''
* Shake Weight
* ''{{Series/Glee}}''
* Octomom
* Music/LadyGaga
* First inauguration of UsefulNotes/BarackObama
* Tiger Woods caught cheating with several mistresses
* "Party in the U.S.A." by Music/MileyCyrus
* ''{{Film/Avatar}}''

George Takei's Oh My! Moment of 2009: Creator/DavidLetterman's illicit relationship with his intern.

Hotties of 2009: Creator/ZoeSaldana, Creator/OliviaWilde and Music/AliciaKeys

The Year in Spears (2009): Britney releases her second greatest hits album, scores another #1 hit, is presented with the Ultimate Choice Award at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards, and launches the Circus Tour.

Anti-Hero of 2009: [[Series/NurseJackie Jackie Peyton]]

Guilty Pleasures of 2009: ''{{Series/Hoarders}}'', {{Music/Pitbull}}, and ''VideoGame/AngryBirds''

Wall 1
* Poster for ''Film/DoTheRightThing''
* Poster for ''Film/SorryToBotherYou''
* Poster for ''{{Film/Clerks}}''
* Poster for ''Film/KnivesOut''
* Promotional art for Music/KanyeWest's ''Music/MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy''
* Mylar for ''{{Film/Nope}}''
* Foldout poster for {{Music/CKY}}'s ''Infiltrate. Destroy. Rebuild.''
* Foldout poster for {{Music/CKY}}'s ''Vol. 1''
* Foldout poster for the Music/BeastieBoys' ''Music/LicensedToIll''
* Foldout poster for Music/AliceInChains' ''{{Music/Dirt}}''
* Foldout poster for Music/PearlJam's ''{{Music/Ten}}''

Wall 2
* Poster for ''Film/BoyzNTheHood''
* Foldout poster for ''{{VideoGame/Bully}}''
* Poster for ''{{Film/Heathers}}''
* Foldout poster for Music/MyChemicalRomance's ''Music/TheBlackParade''
* Poster for ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse''
* Foldout poster for Music/TheWhiteStripes' ''Music/WhiteBloodCells''
* Foldout poster for Music/JackWhite's ''Blunderbuss''

Door
* Foldout poster for Music/KanyeWest's ''Music/MyBeautifulDarkTwistedFantasy''
* DVD cover art for ''{{Series/Jackass}}: Volume Two''
* DVD cover art for ''{{Series/Jackass}}: Volume Three''
* Foldout poster for ''Series/WonderShowzen''

Wall 3
* Digital Ultraviolet promo for ''{{Film/Whiplash}}''
* DVD cover art for ''Film/TheTrumanShow''
* DVD cover art for ''Film/PulpFiction''
* DVD cover art for ''{{Series/Jackass}} 3D''
* Digital Ultraviolet promo for ''Film/ThisIsTheEnd''
* Digital Ultraviolet promo for ''WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie''
* DVD booklet for ''Film/FreddyGotFingered''
* Promo for various ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' books
* Promo for ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''
* Promo for ''{{Series/Community}}''
* Promo for ''Series/TrailerParkBoys: The Complete Third Season''
* Promo for ''{{Series/Wildboyz}}''
* Promo for ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow''
* DVD booklet for ''Series/ImpracticalJokers''

Bookshelf
* Game pieces from ''TabletopGame/TrivialPursuit: Series/SaturdayNightLive Edition''
* Bobblehead of [[Characters/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphiaDennisReynolds Dennis Reynolds]] from ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'', specifically from the episode "[[Recap/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphiaS03E06TheGangSolvesNorthKorea The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation]]"
* Bobblehead of Drunk Uncle from Series/SaturdayNightLive
* Blu-ray of ''Film/Carrie1976'', next to a Toys/FunkoPop of Carrie White
* DVD of ''WesternAnimation/ClerksTheAnimatedSeries'', next to action figures of Dante Hicks and Randal Graves
* DVD of ''{{Series/Community}}'''s first season, next to a Toys/FunkoPop of Ben Chang, specifically from the episode "[[Recap/CommunityS1E23ModernWarfare Modern Warfare]]"
* DVD of ''Film/GetOut'', next to a Toys/FunkoPop of Chris Washington
* DVD of ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'''s fourth season, next to a Toys/FunkoPop of [[Characters/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphiaCharlieKelly Charlie Kelly]], specifically from the episode "[[Recap/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphiaS04E13TheNightmanCometh The Nightman Cometh]]"
* DVD of ''WesternAnimation/MoralOrel'''s first season, next to an action figure of Orel Puppington, specifically from the episode "[[Recap/MoralOrelS1E2GodsChef God's Chef]]"
* DVD of ''Series/TheOfficeUS'''s second season, next to a bobblehead of [[Characters/TheOfficeUSDwightSchrute Dwight Schrute]]
* Blu-ray of ''WesternAnimation/RegularShow'''s first and second seasons, next to pencil ends of Rigby and Muscle Man
* DVD of ''WesternAnimation/WallE'', next to an action figure of WALL•E

Wall 3 (cont.)
* Foldout poster for Music/TheBeatles' ''Music/TheWhiteAlbum''
* Fan-made sticker of a genderbent Cry Baby from Music/MelanieMartinez' ''Music/CryBaby''
* Fan-made sticker of [[Characters/MarvelComicsThanos Thanos]] licking his own feet
* Sticker advertising the Savannah College of Art and Design

Wall 4
* Foldout poster for ''Film/DazedAndConfused''
* Poster of 2020-2021 Interactive Media III class
* Certificate of completion of 3 year study of Interactive Media
* Foldout poster for Music/KanyeWest's ''{{Music/Graduation}}''
* Foldout poster for {{Music/Bjork}}'s ''{{Music/Homogenic}}''
* Foldout poster for {{Music/Aerosmith}}'s ''Greatest Hits''
* Poster for ''{{Series/Jackass}} Forever''
* Foldout poster for Series/TheWhitestKidsUKnow's self titled album
* Foldout poster for {{Music/Weezer}}'s [[Music/TheBlueAlbum self titled debut album]]
* Promo for ''Director's Label'' DVDs, chronicling the work of directors Creator/SpikeJonze, Creator/ChrisCunningham, and Creator/MichelGondry
* Promo for ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'''s seventh season
* Poster for Music/KanyeWest's ''Music/TheCollegeDropout''
*

* VideoGame/MortalKombat
* Series/BarneyAndFriends

* ''Film/TheBodyguard''

* Advertisement for various ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'' books

* Advertisement for ''Series/TrailerParkBoys: The Complete Third Season''

* Foldout poster for Music/JackWhite's ''Music/Blunderbuss''

* ''Film/Thelma&Louise''

* Music/KrisKross
* {{Music/Madonna}} publishes ''{{Literature/Sex}}''
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho Baby Got Back]" by Music/SirMixALot

* ''Series/TheRen&StimpyShow''

* Music/ArrestedDevelopment

* Series/Barney&Friends

* ''Film/BoyzNTheHood

* Music/ColorMeBadd

* Film/TheSilenceOfTheLambs

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg Groove Is in the Heart]]" by Music/DeeeLite

* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM Hold On]]" by Music/WilsonPhillips

* ''{{Film/Goodfellas}}''

PILOTS
1. Charles Manson vs. Marilyn Manson
* UsefulNotes/CharlesManson vs. Music/MarilynManson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Marilyn Manson, after tearing out Charles Manson's skeleton out his mouth.[[/labelnote]]

2. Deathbowl '98
* Kathie Lee Gifford vs. Creator/HowardStern[[labelnote:Who won?]]Howard Stern, after [[{{Fartillery}} melting Kathie Lee with his own fart fumes]].[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/PamelaAnderson vs. {{Creator/Rupaul}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Pamela Anderson, after using [=RuPaul's=] own leg to impale him through the eye.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/SpiceGirls vs. {{Music/Hanson}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Marilyn Manson, after cutting the light rigging and crushing both the Spice Girls and Hanson.[[/labelnote]]

SEASON ONE
1. Seinfeld's Last Stand
* UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton vs. Monica Lewinsky[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither combatant, both Hillary and Monica leave to beat up UsefulNotes/BillClinton.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/MariahCarey vs. Creator/JimCarrey[[labelnote:Who won?]]Mariah Carey, after holding an incredibly high note until Jim Carrey's head explodes.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/TimAllen vs. Creator/JerrySeinfeld[[labelnote:Who won?]]Tim Allen, after Creator/JasonAlexander, Creator/JuliaLouisDreyfus, and Creator/MichaelRichards get in the ring and ambush Jerry for ending {{Series/Seinfeld}}.[[/labelnote]]

2. Where is Stallone?
* Rosie O'Donnell vs. Creator/OprahWinfrey[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither combatant, after Series/JerrySpringer enters the ring and challenges Rosie and Oprah to a fight, which later takes place in "Nick In A Coma".[[/labelnote]]
* [[{{Music/Oasis}} Liam Gallagher vs. Noel Gallagher]][[labelnote:Who won?]]{{Creator/Gallagher}}, after entering the ring and crushing Liam and Noel's heads with his hammer.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger vs. Creator/SylvesterStallone[[labelnote:Who won?]]Sylvester Stallone, after both Sylvester and Arnold knock each other out and Mills Lane begins to count them out. As they both try to stand up, Sylvester sweep-kicks Arnold and takes the win.[[/labelnote]]

3. The Mystery Of The Loch Ness Monster
* [[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti Bigfoot]] vs. [[StockNessMonster The Loch Ness Monster]][[labelnote:Who won?]]The Loch Ness Monster, after slicing Bigfoot in half with its tail six seconds after the match starts. It then went on a rampage, killing several in the audience (including Don King, to Creator/MikeTyson's joy), and kidnapping Creator/FranDrescher. Stone Cold would posit later in the episode that Nessie was attracted to Drescher's trademark shrill voice.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/MickJagger vs. [[{{Music/Aerosmith}} Steven Tyler]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Mick Jagger, after using his tongue to stab Steven through the chest.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/DavidLetterman vs. Creator/JayLeno[[labelnote:Who won?]]Nobody, the Loch Ness Monster enters the arena and tries to enter the ring, but gets electrocuted by the electric fence surrounding the ring and explodes, crushing David and Jay with the Loch Ness Monster's corpse. Fran Drescher ultimately survived the fracas.[[/labelnote]]

4. Celebrity Deathmatch Goes To The Movies
* Creator/RogerEbert vs. Creator/GeneSiskel[[labelnote:Who won?]]Gene Siskel, after he spins Ebert around by his thumb until the bind that held their thumbs together break, sending Ebert flying into the commentator's booth, splitting his skull in half.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/DeanMartin vs. Creator/JerryLewis[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dean Martin, after whacking Jerry Lewis out of the ring.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/SpikeLee vs. Creator/QuentinTarantino[[labelnote:Who won?]]Woody Allen, after breaking Spike's neck and tearing out Tarantino's ribcage.[[/labelnote]]

5. Nick In A Coma
* Creator/CindyCrawford vs. Creator/JaneaneGarofalo[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither combatant, after Cindy throws Janeane at the ropes, sending her lying back at Cindy and koncking each other out.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/ElvisPresley vs. [[Music/TheGratefulDead Jerry Garcia]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither combatant, as this was a dream sequence from Nick Diamond.[[/labelnote]]
* Rosie O'Donnell vs. Creator/OprahWinfrey vs. Series/JerrySpringer[[labelnote:Who won?]]Oprah Winfrey, after she and Rosie split Jerry in half like a wishbone, then dices Rosie to pieces by shoving her through the Dome of Devastation.[[/labelnote]]

6. Nick Returns
* Music/FionaApple vs. [[Music/BluesTraveler John Popper]][[labelnote:Who won?]]John Popper, after rolling over Fiona and flattening her.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/ChristopherWalken vs. Creator/GaryOldman[[labelnote:Who won?]]Christopher Walken, after crushing Gary's head in his hands.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/GarthBrooks vs. Music/MarilynManson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Marilyn Manson, after scalping Garth with his own guitar.[[/labelnote]]

7. Presented By Big Bull Beer
* Music/ArethaFranklin vs. Music/BarbraStreisand[[labelnote:Who won?]]Aretha Franklin, after playing dead and tricking Barbra into drinking a bucket of water contaminated with [[TheBlackDeath the Bubonic plague]].[[/labelnote]]
* [[UsefulNotes/MicrosoftWindows Bill Gates]] vs. Michael Flatley [[labelnote:Who won?]]A robot version of Michael Flatley built by Bill Gates. Bill built the robot to slam Michael against the ring unti he broke into pieces, until the robot turned against Bill and did the same to him.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio vs. Creator/JackNicholson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jack Nicholson, after caving Leo's face in by slamming it in to the turnbuckle.[[/labelnote]]

8. The Missing Girl
* Music/SeanCombs vs. [[Music/NineInchNails Trent Reznor]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither combatant, after slicing each other into bits.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/DavidHasselhoff vs. John Tesh[[labelnote:Who won?]]David Hasselhoff, after [[Series/KnightRider KITT]] drives itself into the ring and crushes John Tesh.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/BruceWillis and Creator/DemiMoore vs. Creator/TomCruise and Creator/NicoleKidman[[labelnote:Who won?]]Demi Moore and Nicole Kidman, after Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin slams Tom Cruise and Bruce Willis' heads together.[[/labelnote]]

9. Fandemonium I
* Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin vs. Wrestling/VinceMcMahon[[labelnote:Who won?]]"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, after beating Vince to pieces with a tombstone.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/AdamSandler vs. Creator/ChrisRock[[labelnote:Who won?]]Chris Rock, after throwing Adam Sandler out of the ring by his liver and imapling him on a lever.[[/labelnote]]
* Carmen Electra vs. Creator/JennyMcCarthy[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jenny [=McCarthy=], after launching Howard Stern into Carmen like a missile, sending them flying into a brick wall where Carmen is crushed by Howard.[[/labelnote]]

10. Battle of The Bulls
* Creator/DavidSpade vs. Creator/StevenSeagal[[labelnote:Who won?]]David Spade, after launching Scottie Pippen's NBA championship ring through Steven's head via slingshot.[[/labelnote]]
* [[UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily Prince Charles]] vs. {{Music/Prince}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Prince Charles, after smashing Prince's head in with a mallet.[[/labelnote]]
* UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan vs. Dennis Rodman[[labelnote:Who won?]]Michael Jordan, after shoving a basketball in Dennis' mouth and slam dunking him into a trash can.[[/labelnote]]

11. 37th Annual Sci-Fi Fight Night
* Music/CelineDion vs. [[Music/TheProdigy Keith Flint]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Celine Dion, after ripping Keith's head off and swallowing it.[[/labelnote]]
* [[AmusingAlien Zatar the Alien]] vs. [[WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch Nick Diamond]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Nick Diamond, after tearing Zatar's brain out through his eye.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/DavidDuchovny [[Series/TheXFiles and]] Creator/GillianAnderson vs. Creator/TommyLeeJones [[Film/MenInBlack and]] Creator/WillSmith[[labelnote:Who won?]]David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson, after Will accidentally obliterates himself and Tommy by firing a laser gun being held backwards.[[/labelnote]]

12. Masters Of The Martial Arts
* Creator/RoseanneBarr vs. Creator/KelseyGrammer[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kelsey Grammer, after slipping out of his own skin, which terrifies Roseanne to the point that she has a heart attack.[[/labelnote]]
* {{Music/Brandy}} vs. Music/CourtneyLove[[labelnote:Who won?]]Brandy, after she gives Courtney a baby bear as a peace offering, until the baby bear's mother enters the ring and mauls Courtney to pieces.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/JackieChan vs. Creator/JeanClaudeVanDamme[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jackie Chan, after decapitating Jean-Claude with Creator/ChuckNorris' detatched arms.[[/labelnote]]

SEASON TWO
1. Deathbowl '99
* Music/DollyParton vs. Music/JenniferLopez[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jennifer Lopez, after Dolly's breast-inflating armor fills up with too much air and sends her into space, where she explodes.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/MichaelJackson vs. {{Music/Madonna}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Madonna, after Michael accidentally transforms into a hamster (he was meaning to transform into a panther) and is kicked into a vat of acid by Madonna.[[/labelnote]]
* Evander Holyfield vs. Creator/MikeTyson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Evander Holyfield, after Mike pushes him off an condemned building and he lands on a TNT plunger, blowing the building, and Mike, to bits.[[/labelnote]]

2. Battle of the Boys with Toys
* Music/IceCube vs. Music/IceT[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ice Cube. After he is frozen beneath the ice rink and is held by a crane, Music/VanillaIce enters the arena and smashes Ice-T against the ring with a zamboni, which causes the Ice Cube-encased ice cube to fall and crush Vanilla Ice and break.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/AlPacino vs. Creator/RobertDeNiro[[labelnote:Who won?]]Robert De Niro, after beating Al Pacino to death with [[Film/TheIslandOfDrMoreau1996 Majai]].[[/labelnote]]
* Music/BackstreetBoys vs. Music/BeastieBoys[[labelnote:Who won?]]The Beastie Boys, after launching a missile at the Backstreet Boys' giant robot, exploding the band members.[[/labelnote]]

3. Magic, Flashbacks and Pregnancies
* Creator/CalistaFlockhart vs. Creator/LucyLawless[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lucy Lawless, after she [[AssShove shoves Calista's entire body up her ass.]][[/labelnote]]
* [[Music/CultureClub Boy George]] vs. Creator/DonJohnson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Boy George, after Don's head is crushed by UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/PennAndTeller vs. Siegfried & Roy[[labelnote:Who won?]]Teller and Roy, after Teller launched himself at Siegfried from a missile launcher and destroyed him and then fed Penn to Roy's white tiger.[[/labelnote]]

4. The Time Machine
* Creator/JenniferAniston vs. Creator/CourteneyCox vs. Creator/LisaKudrow[[labelnote:Who won?]]Creator/MatthewPerry, after he launches Creator/DavidSchwimmer from a reclining chair into the sitcom set that was built in the ring, causing it to fall and crush each combatant.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/SeanConnery vs. Creator/RogerMoore[[labelnote:Who won?]]Roger Moore, he crushes Sean with a huge rock.[[/labelnote]]
* UsefulNotes/MahatmaGandhi vs. UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Mahatma Gandhi, after he crushes Khan under the ring.[[/labelnote]]

5. The Unknown Murderer
* [[Literature/BookOfExodus Moses]] vs. UsefulNotes/RamsesII[[labelnote:Who won?]]Creator/HarrisonFord, after Ramses II impales Moses on a pyramid and Harrison bashes him out of the ring.[[/labelnote]]
* Geraldo Rivera vs. Creator/LarryKing[[labelnote:Who won?]]Geraldo Rivera, after crushing Larry under a desk.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/NeveCampbell vs. Creator/SarahMichelleGellar[[labelnote:Who won?]]Nobody, Neve and Sarah stop fighting to beat up a platypus mascot, who is revealed to be an actual platypus, after believing it is the mystery killer who killed Creator/DrewBarrymore and Creator/JamieLeeCurtis earlier in the episode.[[/labelnote]]

6. Celebrity Deathmatch International
* Creator/MelGibson vs. Creator/PaulHogan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Mel Gibson, after impaling him with a spear and cooking him on a grill.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/AntonioBanderas vs. [[Creator/CheechAndChong Cheech Marin]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Cheech Marin, after beating Antonio like a pinata until his intestines fall out.[[/labelnote]]
* [[{{Music/U2}} Bono]] vs. Fabio vs. Music/YokoOno[[labelnote:Who won?]]Fabio, after Yoko Ono beats Bono to death with her statue and Yoko is crushed in a folding couch.[[/labelnote]]

7. The End of the Real World
* Creator/TyraBanks vs. Claudia Schiffer vs. Kate Moss[[labelnote:Who won?]]Nobody, after the three supermodels literally tear each other apart into hideous globs.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/BustaRhymes vs. Creator/WilliamShakespeare[[labelnote:Who won?]]William Shakespeare, after Busta ran into the time machine out of fear and got sent back to Skakespeare's time of existing.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Series/TheRealWorld Jacinda Barrett vs. David "Puck" Rainey]] [[Characters/TheRealWorld2LosAngeles vs. Jon Brannon vs. Tami Roman]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Jon Brannon, Jacinda got beaten to death, Tami got her head crushed by Puck's bicycle, and Puck flew into a fish tank, where his head was attacked by piranhas.[[/labelnote]]

8. Celebrity Deathmatch The Motion Picture
* Creator/MartinScorsese vs. Creator/OliverStone[[labelnote:Who won?]]Oliver Stone, after decapitating Martin with a director's slate.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Creator/MarxBrothers Groucho Marx]] vs. Creator/JohnWayne[[labelnote:Who won?]]Groucho Marx, after John got thrown into Harpo Marx's harp and his head got sliced up.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/CameronDiaz vs. Creator/MerylStreep[[labelnote:Who won?]]Meryl Streep, after stabbing Cameron through the chest with a boom mic.[[/labelnote]]

9. Cable Day
* Emeril Lagasse vs. Two Fat Ladies[[labelnote:Who won?]]Two Fat Ladies, after cooking Emeril like a chicken.[[/labelnote]]
* Jesse Camp vs. Matt Pinfield[[labelnote:Who won?]]Matt Pinfield, after Mills Lane stomps on Jesse's head.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/AlexTrebek vs. [[Series/WheelOfFortune Pat Sajak]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither combatant, after Alex is crushed in a "punishment booth" and Pat Sajak is sliced up by a Wheel Of Fortune-style wheel.[[/labelnote]]

10. 4th Of July Celebration
* UsefulNotes/BillClinton vs. Kenneth Starr[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bill Clinton, after Kenneth is thrown into the Liberty Bell and his head explodes.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/JamesVanDerBeek vs. UsefulNotes/SaddamHussein[[labelnote:Who won?]]James Van Der Beek, after wrapping Saddam in the American flag and beating him to death with the flagpole.[[/labelnote]]
* UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln vs. UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington[[labelnote:Who won?]]Abraham Lincoln, after George is blown up by stray fireworks.[[/labelnote]]

11. Family Night I
* Creator/CharlieSheen vs. Creator/EmilioEstevez[[labelnote:Who won?]]Charlie Sheen, after Emilio gets ripped apart by prostitutes.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Series/DonnyAndMarie Donny and Marie Osmond]] vs. [[Creator/EricRoberts Eric]] and Creator/JuliaRoberts[[labelnote:Who won?]]Eric and Julia Roberts, after Donny and Marie chomp each other's heads off.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Creator/JerryStiller Jerry]] and Creator/BenStiller vs. [[Music/BobDylan Bob]] and [[Music/TheWallflowers Jakob Dylan]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Jerry Stiller, after he screams in Jakob's ear and destroys his brain, Ben gets electrocuted by Bob's electric suit, and Bob gets Johnny Gomez's brother-in-law pushed onto him, which blows them both apart.[[/labelnote]]

12. Censoring Problems
* Ron Jeremy vs. [[Music/MotleyCrue Tommy Lee]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Tommy Lee, after he stabbed Ron in the eye with his penis.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/AlanisMorissette vs. {{Music/Jewel}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Alanis Morissette, after she whacked Jewel into a light rigging, electrocuting and exploding her.[[/labelnote]]
* Film/TheThreeStooges vs. The Three Tenors[[labelnote:Who won?]]The Three Stooges, after Moe shoves Placindo into the time machine and ages him to dust, Curly rips off Luciano's face, and Curly head-butts Jose so hard his face caves in.[[/labelnote]]

13. Salute To Laughter
* Carrot Top vs. Creator/DennisMiller[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dennis Miller, after he sticks a bicycle pump in Carrot Top's ass and turns him into a balloon animal, then takes out a pin and pops him.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/RodneyDangerfield vs. Creator/DonRickles[[labelnote:Who won?]]Rodney Dangerfield, after he punches Don to pieces.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/BillyCrystal vs. Creator/WhoopiGoldberg vs. Creator/RobinWilliams[[labelnote:Who won?]]Whoopi Goldberg, after Robin rips off Billy's head and Robin gets ripped in half by Whoopi.[[/labelnote]]

14. The Laser Pointer
* Music/EltonJohn vs. Music/OzzyOsbourne[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ozzy Osbourne, after he bites off Elton's head.[[/labelnote]]
* Sandra Bernhard vs. Martha Stewart[[labelnote:Who won?]]Martha Stewart, after she sccops out Sandra's innards.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/TomHanks vs. Creator/SeanPenn[[labelnote:Who won?]]Tom Hanks, after he rips Sean's spine out.[[/labelnote]]

15. Robot Nicky
* [[Series/DiffrentStrokes Gary Coleman]] vs. Creator/RickSchroder[[labelnote:Who won?]]Gary Coleman, after he kicks Rick's limbs off, then jumps on his body, sending his head flying off.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/LaurynHill vs. Music/ShaniaTwain[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lauryn Hill, after sucking Shania's brain out with a milking machine.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/HughGrant vs. All Comers (Creator/ClintEastwood, Creator/HarveyKeitel, and Creator/AndyDick)[[labelnote:Who won?]]Andy Dick, after Hugh jumps onto Clint, crushing him, he launches Harvey into a brick wall, and Andy tears out Hugh's heart, where it's revealed Hugh has been a robot the whole fight.[[/labelnote]]

16. The Prophecy
* Creator/DennisFranz vs. Creator/SammoHung[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dennis Franz, after he jumps off the top ropes, crushing Sammo.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/ChrisTucker vs. Creator/StevenWright[[labelnote:Who won?]]Chris Tucker, after pulling Steven's intestines out his mouth.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/GwynethPaltrow vs. Creator/WinonaRyder[[labelnote:Who won?]]Winona Ryder, after she cuts Gwyneth in half with the Dome of Devastation.[[/labelnote]]

17. In The Memory Of Stacey Cornbred
* Creator/BetteMidler vs. {{Music/Cher}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bette Midler, after she flattens Cher with a steamroller.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/RobertoBenigni vs. UsefulNotes/BenitoMussolini[[labelnote:Who won?]]Roberto Benigni, after he accidentally shoots himself out of a tank and impales Benito with himself.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/NicolasCage vs. Creator/JohnTravolta[[labelnote:Who won?]]John Travolta, after he rips off Nicolas' asscheeks and crushes his head with them.[[/labelnote]]

18. Halloween episode I
* FrankensteinsMonster vs. The WolfMan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Frankenstein's Monster, after he tears off The Wolf Man's head.[[/labelnote]]
* Wrestling/TheUndertaker vs. [[DemonicPossession Captain Doody]][[labelnote:Who won?]]The Undertaker, who does a tombstone piledriver on Captain Doody.[[/labelnote]]
* {{Music/Kiss}} vs. Music/NSync[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kiss, after JC CHasez gets blown up by Paul Stanley's eye laser, Lance Bass gets sliced into pieces by Paul's eye laser, Ace Frehley balls up Music/JustinTimberlake and flattens him when he jumps off the top ropes, Ace Frehley crushes Joey Fatone's head with his guitar, and [[Series/GeneSimmonsFamilyJewels Gene Simmons]] falls and crushes Chris Kirkpatrick.[[/labelnote]]

19. High-Tech Fighting
* Billy Blanks vs. Richard Simmons[[labelnote:Who won?]]Billy Blanks, after he ties Richard Simmons into a bow and squeezes him until his head pops off.[[/labelnote]]
* Don King vs. UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump[[labelnote:Who won?]]Donald Trump, after he jumps in Don's mouth until he splits in two.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/BradPitt vs. Creator/KeanuReeves[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither combatant, after Brad is thrown onto the super-computer that was in the ring, converting him into pure energy. He then transfers himself into Keanu's brain, where he destroys it, killing Keanu. He then transfers back into the super-computer, but it explodes, killing Brad.[[/labelnote]]

20. Fandemonium II
* Creator/BenAffleck vs. Creator/MattDamon[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ben Affleck, after he kicks Matt into a meat-grinder.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/OzzyOsbourne vs. Music/RobZombie[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ozzy Osbourne, after he splits Rob's skull open and removes his brain.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/MarilynManson vs. Music/RickyMartin[[labelnote:Who won?]]Marilyn Manson, after Ricky bites off Marilyn's hand and it comes to life in his stomach and bursts through his skull.[[/labelnote]]

SEASON THREE
1. Deathbowl 2000
* Andre Agassi vs. Tiger Woods[[labelnote:Who won?]]Andre Agassi, after he shoots tennis balls into Tiger's ass until he explodes.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/OJSimpson vs. Joe Namath[[labelnote:Who won?]]O.J. Simpson, after he punts Joe into the air, where he gets impaled on a goalpost.[[/labelnote]]
* Mark [=McGwire=] vs. Sammy Sosa[[labelnote:Who won?]]Sammy Sosa, after he uses a baseball bat to knock Mark's head off.[[/labelnote]]

2. The New Employee
* Music/ChristinaAguilera vs. Music/BritneySpears[[labelnote:Who won?]]Christina Aguilera, after they literally tear each other to shreds until only Christina's sentient arm survives.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Music/RedHotChiliPeppers Flea]] vs. Kenny G[[labelnote:Who won?]]Flea, after he tears off Kenny G's jaw and stabs him in the face with it.[[/labelnote]]
* Anthony Edwards vs. Creator/EriqLaSalle vs. Creator/NoahWyle[[labelnote:Who won?]]Anthony Edwards, after Eriq screams in Noah's stethoscope, causing his head to explode, and Anthony injects Eriq with malaria.[[/labelnote]]

3. Turn on Your TV Day
* [[{{Series/Today}} Bryant Gumbel vs. Katie Couric]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Katie Couric, after she and Willard Scott throw him into a window, slicing him to pieces.[[/labelnote]]
* Series/JudgeJudy vs. Susan Lucci[[labelnote:Who won?]]Mills Lane, after Judy crushes Susan's brain with a Bible and Mills electrocutes Judy with a lamp.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Series/TheLateLateShow Craig Kilborn]] vs. [[Series/TheTomGreenShow Tom Green]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Tom Green, after he shoves a megaphone in Craig's mouth and screams through the back of his head.[[/labelnote]]

4. Freak Fights
* Larry Flynt vs. [[{{Magazine/Playboy}} Hugh Hefner]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Larry Flynt, after he runs Hugh down with his wheelchair and flattens him.[[/labelnote]]
* [[{{Mutants}} Cousin Grimm vs. Pierce McCrack]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Cousin Grimm, after he rips out Pierce's spine and impales him with it.[[/labelnote]]
* {{Music/Eminem}} vs. Music/KidRock[[labelnote:Who won?]]Joe C., after he falls onto Eminem and takes over his body and stomps on Kid Rock's chest.[[/labelnote]]

5. Celebrity Deathmatch's Salute to Hollywood
* Creator/KevinCostner vs. Creator/KevinSmith[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kevin Smith, after he shoves Costner into a box and mails him to the middle of the ocean, where he is eaten by a shark.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/KathyBates vs. Creator/SharonStone[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kathy Bates, after Sharon knocks off Kathy's foot, where it ricochets around the arena until it impales her brain.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/AlfredHitchcock vs. Creator/StevenSpielberg[[labelnote:Who won?]]Alfred Hitchcock, after Steven is ripped apart by the spirits in the [[Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk Ark of the Covenant]].[[/labelnote]]

6. Congressional Hearings
* Ted Kennedy vs. Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, [[WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch Johnny Gomez, and Nick Diamond]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Nobody, after Johnny, Nick, and Stone Cold convince Ted to come down from his wrath.[[/labelnote]]

7. Teen Night
* Creator/AlyssaMilano vs. Creator/MelissaJoanHart[[labelnote:Who won?]]Alyssa Milano, after she burns Melissa at the steak.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Betty-Sue Olsen, the third Olen twin, after she rips the other Olsen twins apart.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/JenniferLoveHewitt and Creator/ScottWolf vs. Creator/ReeseWitherspoon and Creator/RyanPhillippe[[labelnote:Who won?]]Scott Wolf, after Ryan Phillippe gets launched into a disco ball that was hanging above the ring, Reese Witherspoon gets sliced by the ropes, and Betty-Sue Olsen (the third Olsen twin) tears a rotisserie chicken out of Jennifer Love Hewitt's chest.[[/labelnote]]

8. Sex, Lugs And Rock 'n' Roll
* Creator/PamelaAnderson vs. Heather Locklear[[labelnote:Who won?]]Heather Locklear, after Pamela's enhanced breasts malfunction and explode.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Music/GunsNRoses Axl Rose vs.]] {{Music/Slash}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Slash, after he cuts Axl into paper dolls.[[/labelnote]]
* UsefulNotes/DaleEarnhardt vs. Jeff Gordon[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dale Earnhardt, after he grinds Jeff into dust under his tire.[[/labelnote]]

9. Johnny & Debbie... In Love? (1)
* [[{{Series/Greed}} Chuck]] [[{{Series/Scrabble}} Woolery]] vs. [[Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire Regis Philbin]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Chuck Woolery, after he tears out Regis' lungs.[[/labelnote]]
* UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte vs. Creator/JoePesci[[labelnote:Who won?]]Napoleon Bonaparte, after he punches Joe until his brain leaks out of his ears.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/KevinBacon vs. All Comers (Creator/MegRyan, Creator/MartinLawrence and Wrestling/JesseVentura)[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kevin Bacon, after he impales Meg on a sign, he stomps on Martin's head, and he punches a hole through Jesse's chest, climbs through the hole, and tears him in half from the inside.[[/labelnote]]

10. Time Travelling (2)
* [[WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch Nick Diamond]] vs. [[FaunsAndSatyrs The Satyr]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Nick Diamond, after he sticks a Roman candle up the Satyr's ass and it blows him in half.[[/labelnote]]
* Franchise/SherlockHolmes vs. UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper[[labelnote:Who won?]]Sherlock Holmes, after he zips up Jack's coat, where he is cut up by his own knives.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/JoanRivers vs. Melissa Rivers[[labelnote:Who won?]]Melissa Rivers, after she unravels Joan's skin until all her skin comes off and her bones collapse.[[/labelnote]]

11. In the Head of Nicky Jr.
* Music/RageAgainstTheMachine vs. [[KillerRobot The Machine]][[labelnote:Who won?]]The Machine, after slicing up Bard Wilk and Tim Commerford, then crushing Zack de la Rocha and Tom Morello.[[/labelnote]]
* UsefulNotes/AlGore vs. Music/WeirdAlYankovic[[labelnote:Who won?]]Al Gore, after he rips Weird Al's eye out and sucks his brain out.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/JohnCusack vs. Creator/JohnMalkovich[[labelnote:Who won?]]John Malkovich, after he electrocutes John Cusack with a nerve.[[/labelnote]]

12. The Battle of the Heavy Metal Maniacs
* [[{{Mutants}} Beni Trauma vs. Potato Khan]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Potato Khan, after he tears Beni apart with his mutated tentacles.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/ErnestHemingway vs. Wrestling/MickFoley[[labelnote:Who won?]]Mick Foley, after he tears off Ernest's jaw, causing his brain to fall out.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Music/LimpBizkit Fred Durst]] vs. [[{{Music/Metallica}} James Hetfield]][[labelnote:Who won?]]James Hetfield, after he uses a vacuum to stuff metal objects down Fred's throat and various magnets cause the metal objects to rip through him.[[/labelnote]]

13. The Prisoners
* Music/BruceSpringsteen vs. Creator/JamesGandolfini[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bruce Springsteen, after he flushes James down a high-powered toilet.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/DrewBarrymore vs. Creator/FarrahFawcett[[labelnote:Who won?]]Farrah Fawcett, after she stretches Drew's neck out and lets go, sending it flying and slicing Drew in half.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/ChristianSlater vs. Creator/RobertDowneyJr[[labelnote:Who won?]]Robert Downey Jr., after he uses a meat slicer to slice Christian to pieces.[[/labelnote]]

14. Courtney Love Returns
* Creator/EddieMurphy vs. Creator/NickNolte[[labelnote:Who won?]]Nick Nolte, after he tears out Eddie's heart.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/MacaulayCulkin vs. Creator/HaleyJoelOsment[[labelnote:Who won?]]Haley Joel Osment, after Macaulay is ripped apart by [[Film/TheSixthSense the ghosts of past celebrities who died on the show]].[[/labelnote]]
* Music/DaveGrohl and [[Music/TheSmashingPumpkins Billy Corgan]] vs. Music/CourtneyLove[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dave Grohl, after Billy gets his head crushed in the Dome of Devastation, and Courtney gets crushed by a piano.[[/labelnote]]

15. The Return of Lucy Lawless
* Creator/DavidArquette vs. Paul Reiser[[labelnote:Who won?]]David Arquette, after he puts a cell phone in Paul's brain and calls it, causing the radiation to explode Paul's head.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/MichaelDouglas vs. Creator/MartinSheen[[labelnote:Who won?]]Martin Sheen, after he tears off Michael's head.[[/labelnote]]
* {{Music/TLC}} vs. Music/DixieChicks[[labelnote:Who won?]]TLC, after Left-Eye unties a chandelier which blows the two remaining Dixie Chicks to bits.[[/labelnote]]

16. Halloween episode II
* Creator/BrendanFraser vs. The {{Mummy}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Brendan Fraser, after he smacks the mummy's spine out through his mouth.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/SarahMichelleGellar vs. The [[ReligiousVampire Vampire]][[labelnote:Who won?]]The Vampire, after he sucks out all of Sarah's blood.[[/labelnote]]
* Zombie [[WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch Stacey Cornbred]] vs. [[Series/TheView Debbie Matenopoulos]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Debbie Matenopoilos, after she crushes Stacey in the crack of a door.[[/labelnote]]

17. A Night of Vomit
* Creator/BurtReynolds vs. Creator/WilliamShatner[[labelnote:Who won?]]William Shatner, after he tears Burt's torso off and removes his vtal organs.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/EllenDeGeneres vs. Dr. Laura Schlessinger[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ellen DeGeneres, after she beats Laura relentlessly until her brain falls out.[[/labelnote]]
* UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush vs. Gavin Rossdale[[labelnote:Who won?]]Gavin Rossdale, after he plugs his guitar into George's ear and plays his guitar, causing his head to explode.[[/labelnote]]

18. Suddenly Diamond
* Music/DianaRoss vs. Music/WhitneyHouston[[labelnote:Who won?]]Whitney Houston, after Diana is launched into an x-ray and she is electrocuted.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/AnthonyHopkins vs. Creator/JodieFoster[[labelnote:Who won?]]Anthony Hopkins, after he eats Jodie Foster.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/CharltonHeston vs. Creator/RussellCrowe[[labelnote:Who won?]]Russell Crow, after the Tower of Terror (a giant tower the two were fighting on) falls over and crushes Charlton.[[/labelnote]]

19. Family Night II
* Creator/AshleyJudd vs. Music/WynonnaJudd[[labelnote:Who won?]]Wynonna Judd, after Ashley uses a plastic straw to suck all the fat out of Wynonna, which fills up Ashley's head with blubber. Wynonna trips Ashley over and her bloated head explodes.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Series/AllInTheFamily Carroll O'Conner]] vs. Creator/ShermanHemsley[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither, after they both fall down a set of stairs.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Creator/AlecBaldwin Alec]] and Creator/DanielBaldwin vs. [[Creator/TheWayansFamily Damon and Keenan Ivory Wayans]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Daniel Baldwin, after he murders Damon, Keenan Ivory, and Alec while in a hallucinogenic rage.[[/labelnote]]

20. Nick's Little Friend
* Music/PhilCollins vs. {{Music/Sting}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Phil Collins, after he crushes Sting's head with his own detatched legs.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/WarrenBeatty and Creator/AnnetteBening vs. Creator/TimRobbins and Creator/SusanSarandon[[labelnote:Who won?]]Annette Bening and Tim Robbins, after they turn on their lovers and smash their skulls together.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Music/WuTangClan Ol' Dirty Bastard]] vs. Music/LeAnnRimes[[labelnote:Who won?]]ODB, after he stomps on [=LeAnn=]'s skull. [[/labelnote]]

21. Nick Gets High
* Creator/DanaCarvey vs. Creator/MikeMyers[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dana Carvey, after he shoves Mike's pinky through his own skull.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/AngelinaJolie vs. Creator/SandraBullock[[labelnote:Who won?]]Angelina Jolie, after she stretches her own giant lips on opposite turnbuckles and sucks in air, drawing Sandra closer toward her, only for her lips to snap off and slice Sandra in half.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio vs. Creator/WoodyHarrelson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Woody Harrelson, after Leo is eaten by a Venus fly trap.[[/labelnote]]

22. Deathcon 2001
* Creator/LindaHamilton vs. Creator/SigourneyWeaver[[labelnote:Who won?]]Linda Hamilton, after she throws Sigourney out of the ring and impales her on a [[{{Film/Alien}} chestburster]] action figure.[[/labelnote]]
* [[{{Mutants}} Cousin Grimm vs. Potato Khan]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Potato Khan, after he is sliced with a potato peeler and his slices mutate into miniature versions of himself. Cousin Grimm tries to eat the Potato Khans, but they burst out of his head, exploding it.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/HarrisonFord vs. Creator/SamuelLJackson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Harrison Ford, after he cuts Samuel into a birdhouse.[[/labelnote]]

23. Fandemonium 2000
* [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Beavis vs. Butt-Head]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Beavis, after he slices Butt-Head to peices with forks (which had been used to replace Beavis' hands after they were cut off).[[/labelnote]]
* Music/BackstreetBoys vs. Music/NSync[[labelnote:Who won?]]'N Sync, after Justin and Chris electrocute the Backstreet Boys while they were in their "Backstreet Beast" form.[[/labelnote]]

SEASON FOUR
1. Where is Bob Costas?
* Music/LilKim vs. Music/LittleRichard[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lil' Kim, after she squeezes Little Richard's guts out of where his nipples should be (he tore them off after Lil' Kim used her pasties as Chinese throwing stars).[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/HelenHunt vs. Creator/LeeleeSobieski[[labelnote:Who won?]]Leelee Sobieski, after she fed Helen her own hair and then pulled it out of her ears, which caused Helen's head to implode.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/GeorgeClooney vs. Creator/MarkWahlberg[[labelnote:Who won?]]Creator/PaulNewman and Creator/RobertRedford, after they jumped off the catwalk and crushed them.[[/labelnote]]

2. Slaughter and the City
* [[Series/CrocodileHunter Steve Irwin]] vs. {{Medusa}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Steve Irwin, after he put a bag on Medusa's head and she used her tentacles to wack him off of her while he was still holding the bag, decapitating her.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/DrewCarey vs. Creator/RayRomano[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ray Romano, after he slingshotted his jock onto Drew's face, causing his face to break out in jock itch. Drew then scratched his own face off out of agony.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/KimCattrall [[Series/SexAndTheCity vs. Cynthia Nixon vs. Kristin Davis vs.]] Creator/SarahJessicaParker[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kristin Davis, after Kim stuck a back massager through Cynthia's neck and vibrated her head off, Kim tore off Sarah's high heels and impaled her head with them, and Kristen broke Kim in half by launching a back massager off the ropes and into her torso.[[/labelnote]]

3. A Celebrity Deathmatch Special Report
* Creator/KatieHolmes vs. Creator/KeriRussell[[labelnote:Who won?]]Claire Danes, after Keri got thrown out of the ring and accidentally swallowed a helium tank, which caused her to inflate to mass proportions until she was popped by Claire's hydrogen peroxide darts, which killed Katie, as well as almost all of the audience members.[[/labelnote]]
* [[WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond]] vs. Sam Donaldson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Johnny and Nick, after they forced a microphone and a fireman's hose down Sam's throat, electrocuting him as they turned the water on.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/ClaireDanes vs. Creator/WhoopiGoldberg[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither, they stopped fighting so Clarie would admit why she triggered the Keri Russell explosion.[[/labelnote]]

4. Blink 182 vs. 98 Degrees
* Music/Blink182 vs. 98 Degrees[[labelnote:Who won?]]Blink-182 and Music/JessicaSimpson, after Blink-182's giant robot damaged 98 Degrees' giant robot, causing it to attack the city. Jessica Simpson was then turned into a giant to stop the 98 Degrees robot, so she decapitated it and threw it at a missile sent by UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush, exploding the BoyBand.[[/labelnote]]

5. Food Fights
* [[{{Music/Korn}} Jonathan Davis]] vs. Music/MeatLoaf[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jonathan Davis, after a piece of corn was shot through Meat Loaf's chest.[[/labelnote]]
* [[UsefulNotes/KentuckyFriedChicken Colonel Sanders]] vs. Dave Thomas[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dave Thomas, after a rabid chicken tore Colonel Sanders' head off.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/MichaelCaine vs. Creator/KevinSpacey[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither, after Michael Caine (dressed as a hot dog) exploded when he was held under a hot lamp, and Kevin Spacey (dressed as a cheeseburger) was eaten by Dave Thomas.[[/labelnote]]

6. Where Is Albert Einstein's Brain?
* UsefulNotes/AlbertEinstein vs. {{Wrestling/Chyna}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Chyna, after Einstein's tounge was wrapped around him and his brain was squeezed out.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Music/PearlJam Eddie Vedder]] vs. [[{{Music/Creed}} Scott Stapp]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Eddie Vedder and Music/TomWaits, after Tom ran into the arena and beat Scott's face in.[[/labelnote]]
* David Blaine vs. David Copperfield[[labelnote:Who won?]]David Copperfield, after he knocked David Blaine into a piranha tank, where he was eaten alive.[[/labelnote]]

7. Debbie is Pregnant
* Corey Feldman vs. Creator/CoreyHaim[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither, after both Coreys, as well as [[{{Creator/TheWeinsteinCompany}} Harvey Weinstein]], were impaled by the giant pole Harvey was sitting on.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/LisaLing vs. Creator/LucyLiu[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lucy Liu, after she kicked Lisa Ling through the skull.[[/labelnote]]
* Kobe Bryant vs. Shaquille O'Neal[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kobe Bryant, after he ripped various body parts out/off of Shaq and used them as makeshift basketballs.[[/labelnote]]

8. Gottfried in the Arena
* Creator/FrankieMuniz vs. [[Series/TheSopranos Robert Iler]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Frankie Muniz, after he fed Robert ravioli spiked with antacids, which caused Robert's stomach to explode.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/JKRowling vs. Creator/StephenKing[[labelnote:Who won?]]Stephen King, after J.K. used the power of [[Literature/HarryPotter Lord Voldemort]] to strike Stephen with lightning. However, the lightning bolt redirected Stephen's soul into his robotic leg, which then seperated itself from Stephen's body to kick J.K.'s head off.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/NaomiCampbell vs. Creator/RebeccaRomijn[[labelnote:Who won?]]Naomi Campbell, after she tore out her own stomach and sprayed stomach acid all over Rebecca, melting her.[[/labelnote]]

9. Clash of the Trashy Titans
* Music/ChuckBerry vs. Music/JamesBrown[[labelnote:Who won?]]Chuck Berry, after James fired a laser at Chuck, but Chuck blocked it with his diamond ring, causing the laser beam to ricochet and strike an overhead light, causing it to fall and crush James.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/GeorgeMichael vs. Creator/PaulReubens[[labelnote:Who won?]]Paul Reubens, after he convinced George to sing a lullaby to a tiger to get it to fall asleep, and then Paul said [[Series/PeeWeesPlayhouse the secret word]], causing everyone in the arena to scream loudly, awakening the tiger and getting it to maul George.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/HalleBerry vs. Creator/ShannenDoherty[[labelnote:Who won?]]Shannen Doherty, after a car engine fell on her head and turned her into a cyborg. She then sliced Halle in half with the motor.[[/labelnote]]

10. The Mysterious T
* [[Series/TheWeakestLink Anne Robinson]] vs. [[Series/ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Bob Barker, after he tore out her ovaries (as well as a few vital organs).[[/labelnote]]
* John Edward vs. Miss Cleo[[labelnote:Who won?]]Miss Cleo, after she shoved a magic 8 ball in John's head and decapitated him.[[/labelnote]]
* {{Music/Beyonce}} vs. Music/MissyElliott[[labelnote:Who won?]]Beyoncé, after Missy was stung by a box of bees.[[/labelnote]]

11. Celebrity Deathmatch: North vs. South
* Derek Jeter vs. John Rocker[[labelnote:Who won?]]Derek Jeter, after he electrocutes John with a [=DieHard=] battery.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/FaithHill vs. Music/JanetJackson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Faith Hill, after she tears Janet's torso off.[[/labelnote]]
* [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar Robert E. Lee vs.]] UsefulNotes/UlyssesSGrant[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ulysses S. Grant, after they sliced each other to bits until just their thumbs were still standing. Ulysses' thumb finally ended the long battle by crushing Robert's thumb.[[/labelnote]]

12. The Missing Beatles Tape
* Creator/BillMaher vs. Creator/ConanOBrien[[labelnote:Who won?]]Conan O'Brien, after he stomps through Bill's head.[[/labelnote]]
* Anna Nicole Smith vs. Sarah Ferguson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Anna Nicole Smith, after she marries Fergie and her heart explodes (a refrence to Anna's short marriage to J. Howard Marshall).[[/labelnote]]
* Music/GeorgeHarrison vs. Music/JohnLennon vs. Music/PaulMcCartney vs. Music/RingoStarr[[labelnote:Who won?]]John and Paul, after Paul crushed Ringo's head with a [[Music/AbbeyRoad silver hammer]] and the two winning [[Music/TheBeatles Beatles]] ambushed George.[[/labelnote]]

13. Nicky Jr.'s Birthday
* {{Music/Beck}} vs. {{Music/Bjork}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Music/JohannSebastianBach, after he cut Björk in half with a plow and then punched Beck's head off.[[/labelnote]]
* Tony Bennett vs. Music/WillieNelson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Willie Nelson, after he disintegrated Tony with his third eye, which was covered by his famous bandana.[[/labelnote]]
* Anna Kournikova vs. Creator/ElizabethHurley[[labelnote:Who won?]]Anna Kournikova, after she pulled Elizabeth through a grate, cutting her in half.[[/labelnote]]

14. Salute to Laughter II
* Creator/JennaElfman vs. Creator/KathyGriffin[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kathy Griffin, after she shredded Jenna to bits with her "motor mouth".[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/BusterKeaton vs. Creator/CharlieChaplin[[labelnote:Who won?]]Buster Keaton, after he ran Chaplin over with a train.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/BillMurray vs. Creator/ChrisKattan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bill Murray, after he folded Chris like a [[{{Film/Kingpin}} bowling ball]] and rolled him into the turnbuckle, causing him to break into pieces.[[/labelnote]]

15. Fandemonium IV
* {{Series/Survivor}} seasons one and two battle royale[[labelnote:Who won?]]Tina Wesson, after a long battle, she defeated Richard Hatch by throwing him out of the ring by his dick, where he slammed into a wall and died.[[/labelnote]]

14. Assamania I
* Music/LLCoolJ vs. Music/QueenLatifah[[labelnote:Who won?]]Queen Latifah, after she used a spring to slice LL to pieces.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/MandyMoore vs. {{Music/Pink}}[[labelnote:Who won?]][=P!nk=], after she stabbed her with a sharpened lollipop in the brain and then blew her brains out.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/BenStein vs. Creator/JohnnyKnoxville[[labelnote:Who won?]]Johnny Knoxville, after Ben was mauled to death by his own rabid donkey.[[/labelnote]]

14. Rockstarmagedon
* Music/JimiHendrix vs. Music/LennyKravitz[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jimi Hendrix, after he vomited in Lenny's mouth and the vomit got stuck in his throat. Jimi then clotheslined Lenny and his neck exploded.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/BobMarley vs. Shaggy[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bob Marley, he repeatedly stabbed Shaggy with a ring post and then smoked his remains.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Music/DaveMatthewsBand Dave Matthews]] vs. Music/KeithRichards[[labelnote:Who won?]]Keith Richards, after he filled Dave's body with his own contaminated blood, causing Dave's heart to explode.[[/labelnote]]

SEASON FIVE
1. Celebrity Deathmatch: Bigger And Better Than Ever!
* Creator/ParisHilton vs. Nicole Richie[[labelnote:Who won?]]Nicole Richie, after she used her perfume as a flamethrower and set Paris on fire.[[/labelnote]]
* [[{{Series/Jackass}} Bam]] [[Series/VivaLaBam Margera]] vs. [[VideoGame/TonyHawksProSkater Tony Hawk]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Bam Margera and [[Series/VivaLaBam Don Vito]], after Vito entered the ring and swallowed Tony whole.[[/labelnote]]
* [[{{Series/Jackass}} Bam]] [[Series/VivaLaBam Margera vs. Don Vito]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Bam Margera, after he stuck illegal fireworks in Vito's mouth and blew him up.[[/labelnote]]

2. The Changing Of The Guard
* [[{{Music/U2}} Bono]] vs. [[{{Music/Coldplay}} Chris Martin]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Bono, after he tore Chris' arms, feet, eyes, and heart off/out.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/AshtonKutcher vs. Creator/BruceWillis[[labelnote:Who won?]]Creator/DemiMoore, after she kicked Ashton and Bruce's heads off.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/RobertDeNiro vs. Creator/JamesGandolfini[[labelnote:Who won?]]Robert De Niro, after he destroyed James' head with a baseball bat.[[/labelnote]]

3. Sibling Slaughterhouse
* Creator/CharlieSheen vs. Creator/ColinFarrell[[labelnote:Who won?]]Charlie Sheen, after he sliced Colin in half with a spear.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/SimonCowell [[Series/AmericanIdol vs. Ryan Seacrest]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Ryan Seacrest, after he stabbed Simon through the brain with a stool leg.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Series/TheOsbournes Jack and Kelly Osbourne]] vs. Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kelly Osbourne, after Jack died when he had a heart attack (and ended up bleeding out his dick), Mary-Kate died when Kelly fed her a cupcake that bloated her body and cuased her stomach to reject her, and Ashley died when Kelly threw [=CDs=] at her like Chinese throwing stars.[[/labelnote]]

4. Shaq vs. Kobe
* Music/MissyElliott vs. Music/GwenStefani[[labelnote:Who won?]]Missy Elliott, after she tore Gwen's head off via her pigtails.[[/labelnote]]
* Kevin Federline vs. Music/JustinTimberlake[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kevin Federline, after he punched Timberlake through the brain.[[/labelnote]]
* Kobe Bryant vs. Shaquille O'Neal[[labelnote:Who won?]]Shaquille O'Neal, after he grabbed Kobe and ripped his head off.[[/labelnote]]

5. Night of Comedy Comeback
* Creator/SachaBaronCohen vs. Creator/JamieKennedy[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jamie Kennedy, after he sliced open Sacha's stomach and spilled his guts out.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/RodneyDangerfield vs. Creator/RobSchneider[[labelnote:Who won?]]Rodney Dangerfield, after he did a [[Film/BackToSchool Triple Lindy]] off the ropes and flattened Rob.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/AdamSandler vs. Creator/BenStiller[[labelnote:Who won?]]Adam Sandler, after he threw a football in Ben's mouth and kicked his head off.[[/labelnote]]

6. Stand-up vs. Smack Down
* [[Series/AmericanChopper Paul Teutul Sr.]] vs. [[Series/PimpMyRide Xzibit]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Paul Teutul Sr., after his mutated mustache rips Xzibit in half.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/JackBlack vs. Music/JackWhite[[labelnote:Who won?]]Music/TheWhiteStripes, after Jack and Meg force a tightly buttoned shirt on Jack Black and his head explodes.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/ChrisRock vs. Wrestling/DwayneJohnson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Chris Rock, after he catapults himself through Dwayne's torso.[[/labelnote]]

7. When Animals Attack
* Creator/ChrisFarley vs. [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Horatio Sanz]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Chris Farley, after he tears Horatio's guts out through his mouth.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/AdamWest vs. Creator/ChristianBale[[labelnote:Who won?]]Adam West, after Christian flings Adam in to the light rigging and Christian is crushed by a giant spotlight.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/JamieFoxx vs. Music/RayCharles[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ray Charles, after he crushes Jamie's head in his piano.[[/labelnote]]

8. Season Finale
* William Hung vs. Music/RickyMartin[[labelnote:Who won?]]William Hung, after he tears out Ricky's eyes and gives him various cuts.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/PamelaAnderson vs. [[Music/MotleyCrue Tommy Lee]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Pamela Anderson, after she crushed Tommy's head inbetween her giant brests.[[/labelnote]]
* [[{{Series/Jackass}} Jason "Wee Man" Acuña]] vs. Verne Troyer[[labelnote:Who won?]]Wee Man, after him and Creator/JohnnyKnoxville twisted Verne until his guts spilled out.[[/labelnote]]

SEASON SIX
1. The Beginning Of Celebrity Deathmatch
* Creator/MischaBarton vs. [[Series/LagunaBeach Kristin Cavallari]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Kristen Cavallari, after she uses her father's American Express card to slice Mischa's head off.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/JakeGyllenhaal vs. Creator/TobeyMaguire[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jake Gyllenhaal, after he beats Tobey to death with his own detatched leg.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/NickCannon vs. Creator/WilmerValderrama[[labelnote:Who won?]]Wilmer Valderrama, after he gets naked and the paprazzi's camera flash burns Nick Cannon alive (Wilmer had so many pictures taken of him, he was immune to the camera flash).[[/labelnote]]

2. Vaughn vs. Wilson
* Mike Jones vs. Paul Wall[[labelnote:Who won?]]Paul Wall, after Mike gets sliced to bits by Paul's chainsaw grill.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Series/TheAndyMilonakisShow Andy Milonakis]] vs. [[{{Series/Jackass}} Steve-]][[{{Series/Wildboyz}} O]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Andy Milonakis, who eats Steve-O alive after he dresses like a Twinkie.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/OwenWilson vs. Creator/VinceVaughn[[labelnote:Who won?]]Owen Wilson, who literally punctures Vince's ego with his finger, deflating him.[[/labelnote]]

3. The Banter Bloodbath
* [[Series/IntentionalTalk Chris Rose]] vs. Rob Dibble vs. John Salley vs. Rodney Peete[[labelnote:Who won?]]Nobody, after Rodney gets stabbed in the face with his own detatched leg, John's head gets whacked off his body by Rob, Rob bleeds out after his arms fly off, and Chris puts a cork in his mouth and fills up with hot air. He flies up to the light rigging, electrocutes, and explodes.[[/labelnote]]
* Carson Daly vs. Creator/JimmyKimmel[[labelnote:Who won?]]Carson Daly, after he whacks Jimmy's head off with Jimmy's detatched leg.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/TinaFey vs. Creator/JonStewart[[labelnote:Who won?]]Tina Fey, after she impales Jon on an anchor.[[/labelnote]]

4. King of the Lil' People
* Bow Wow vs. Romeo Miller[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bow Wow, after he chews off Romeo's genitals and he bleeds to death.[[/labelnote]]
* Lil Flip vs. Music/LilWayne[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lil Flip, after Lil Wayne accidentally shoots himself with a bazooka.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/LilJon vs. Bow Wow and Lil Flip[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lil Jon, after he throws his CD at Bow Wow and Lil Flip, which explodes them (as it was literally "da bomb").[[/labelnote]]

5. Celebrity [=DeathMash=]
* [[Series/MindOfMencia Carlos Mencia]] vs. Creator/DaveChappelle[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dave Chappelle, after the Taco Bell chihuahua rips Carlos' neck open.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/AshleeSimpson vs. [[GagNose Ashlee Simpson's Old Nose]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Ashlee Simpson, after she shoves a stool and a bucket in to the nostrils of the nose, which causes the nose to sneeze powerfully, killing it.[[/labelnote]]
* [[{{Music/Ludacris}} Luda]]-[[Series/CrissAngelMindfreak Criss Angel]] vs. [[Music/RKelly R. Kelly]] [[Music/KellyClarkson Clarkson]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Ludacris, after R. Kelly Clarkson ambushes Criss Angel and beats him to death. Ludacris gains Criss' magic skills and levitates R. Kelly Clarkson to the light rigging, causing them to get electrocuted and explode.[[/labelnote]]

6. What Did Nick Do?
* Creator/AdrianGrenier vs. Creator/JeremyPiven[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jeremy Piven, after he breaks Adrian in half in a bear hug.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Music/RunDMC Rev Run]] vs. [[Creator/DefJamRecordings Russell Simmons]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Rev Run, after he kicks Russell's head off in a roundhouse kick.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/OrlandoBloom vs. Creator/JohnnyDepp[[labelnote:Who won?]]Johnny Depp, after he stabs Orlando in the chest with his [[Film/EdwardScissorhands scissorhands]].[[/labelnote]]

7. Where's Lohan?
* Music/JessicaSimpson vs. Nick Lachey[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jessica Simpson, after Nick pulls the pin out of a grenade, yet forgets to throw it, blowing himself up.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/FiftyCent vs. The Game[[labelnote:Who won?]]50 Cent, after he uses the nine bullets from inside his body to shoot The Game.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/HilaryDuff vs. Creator/LindsayLohan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Hilary Duff, after she rips Lindsay's arms, legs, and head off.[[/labelnote]]

8. Barry vs. Bud
* Anna Kournikova vs. Danica Patrick[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither, after Danica headbutts Anna's head off, and Anna uses her final moments to throw her decapitated head at Danica, destroying both the ladies' heads.[[/labelnote]]
* [[{{Series/Jackass}} Chris]] [[{{Series/Wildboyz}} Pontius]] vs. Mark Zupan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Mark Zupan, after he cuts Chris to pieces using his modified wheelchair.[[/labelnote]]
* Barry Bonds vs. Bud Selig[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bud Selig, after Barry sees Nick Diamond trying to swat a bee and mistaking it for the "suicide squeeze" sign. He then squeezes his own head, crushing it, and killing himself. [[/labelnote]]

SEASON SEVEN
1. Pop Royalty
* Music/HarryStyles vs. Music/JustinBieber[[labelnote:Who won?]]Harry Styles, after he encases Justin in gelatin, then brings out the fish from the "Adore You" video, which eats the gelatin-encased Justin.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/TaylorSwift vs. Music/KatyPerry[[labelnote:Who won?]]Taylor Swift, after Katy puts on her whipped cream bra from the "California Girls" video, and hits a button that launches the cherries out like misssiles. The cherry missiles fly all around the arena and end up striking Katy herself, blowing her up on contact.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/TaylorSwift vs. Music/KanyeWest[[labelnote:Who won?]]Taylor Swift, after she impales Kanye through the chest with a tree branch.[[/labelnote]]

2. Salute to Comedy
* Creator/TiffanyHaddish vs. Creator/AmySchumer[[labelnote:Who won?]]Tiffany Haddish, after she repeatedly impales Amy with a stripper pole.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/SethRogen vs. Creator/JamesFranco[[labelnote:Who won?]]Seth Rogen, after he jumps off the top ropes and flattens Franco, then rolls him up into a blunt and smokes his remains.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/DaveChappelle vs. Creator/BillBurr[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bill Burr.[[/labelnote]]

3. Putting the Battle in Rap Battle
* [=DaBaby=] vs. Lil Baby[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lil Baby.[[/labelnote]]
* 6ix9ine vs. Music/MeekMill[[labelnote:Who won?]]Meek Mill, after he scalps 6ix9ine and his brain falls out.[[/labelnote]]
* {{Music/Eminem}} vs. Music/MachineGunKelly[[labelnote:Who won?]]Eminem, after he plugs his microphone into Kelly's ear and raps so fast that his head explodes.[[/labelnote]]

4. Women of Hip Hop
* Music/NickiMinaj vs. Music/CardiB[[labelnote:Who won?]]Cardi B, after she pulls out an anaconda, which bites Nicki and fills her up with venom. Cardi then yanks Nicki's high heel off and stabs her with it, popping her bloated body.[[/labelnote]]
* {{Music/Lizzo}} vs. Music/MeganTheeStallion[[labelnote:Who won?]]Megan Thee Stallion, after she used a vaccum to suck out Lizzo's body weight, then kicks her to pieces.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/CardiB and Music/MeganTheeStallion vs. Ben Shapiro[[labelnote:Who won?]]Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, after they smash Ben's face in with their giant buttocks.[[/labelnote]]

5. The Celebrity Deathmatch Fatal Film Festival!
* Creator/AdamSandler vs. Creator/KevinJames[[labelnote:Who won?]]Adam Sandler, after he grabs Kevin's belt and wraps up Kevin by riding on his segway. The pressure of the belt being repeatedly wrapped around his waist causes Kevin to snap in half.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/JoaquinPhoenix vs. Creator/ChristianBale[[labelnote:Who won?]]Joaquin Phoenix, after he gets into his [[{{Film/Her}} Theodore Twombly]] character and gets Samantha to fire a laser at Christian, exploding him.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/RobertDowneyJr vs. Creator/BenAffleck[[labelnote:Who won?]]Robert Downey Jr.[[/labelnote]]

6. The New Faces
* Music/LilNasX vs. {{Music/Marshmello}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lil Nas X, after Marshmello transforms into a giant speaker blasting his own songs, Lil Nas X uses his trademark [=GenZ=] ruthlessness to roast Marshmello and his music. Upon hearing the devastating roasts, Marshmello turns into more and more pathetic objects (a UsefulNotes/GameBoy, a {{UsefulNotes/Nokia}} phone, a calculator) until he finally turns into an atom and disappears.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/MillieBobbyBrown vs. [[Series/DanceMoms Jojo Siwa]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Jojo Siwa, after she throws a waffle maker like a boomerang at Millie, where it clamped on her face.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/BillieEilish vs. Bhad Bhabie[[labelnote:Who won?]]Billie Eilish, after she unleashes a team of horses that trampels Bhad Bhabie.[[/labelnote]]

7. Broken Marriages, Broken Bones
* Creator/ArmieHammer vs. Elizabeth Chambers[[labelnote:Who won?]]Elizabeth Chambers, after she cut up Armie's limbs and cooked them into a meal.[[/labelnote]]
* Alex Rodriguez vs. Creator/JenniferLopez[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jennifer Lopez.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/KanyeWest vs. Creator/KimKardashian[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kanye West, after Kim used her own butocks as weapons and bashed Kanye in the head with them, which finally knocks some sense into him. He then ripped Kim's cheeks out of her hands and crushed her head with them.[[/labelnote]]

8. Deadly Ever After
* Creator/ColinJost and Creator/ScarlettJohansson vs. Creator/JohnKrasinski and Creator/EmilyBlunt[[labelnote:Who won?]]Emily Blunt, after John sics the monster from Film/AQuietPlace on Colin and Scarlett. The monster tears them to pieces and kills them. John then celebrates his own win, causing the monster to hear him and tear ''him'' to pieces.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/TomBrady and Gisele Bündchen vs. Russell Wilson and {{Music/Ciara}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Gisele Bündchen, after Tom tackles Ciara, breaking her in half. Russell then punches Tom's head clean off, then Gisele tells Russell that her and Tom shared a workout routine, meaning she's equally as strong as Tom. She then jumped on Russell, as if she was starting a dogpile, and crushed him flat. [[/labelnote]]
* Music/BlakeShelton and Music/GwenStefani vs. Music/JohnLegend and Chrissy Tiegen[[labelnote:Who won?]]Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, after they slingshot each other off the ropes and into John and Chrissy, smashing them into oneanother.[[/labelnote]]

9. The Internet Age
* Ninja vs. Hasan Piker[[labelnote:Who won?]]Hasan Piker.[[/labelnote]]
* Belle Delphine vs. Addison Rae[[labelnote:Who won?]]Addison Rae, after she shoves a hose down Belle's throat filled with Belle's own bathwater, filling her up and exploding her.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/JamesCharles vs. Creator/TatiWestbrook vs. WebVideo/ShaneDawson and Creator/JeffreeStar[[labelnote:Who won?]]Creator/DAngeloWallace, after Shane turns on Jeffree when he says he's wearing Tati's makeup line and not Shane's, so he tears Jeffree's face off. James is killed when he flirts with an obviously gay audience member to taunt Tati (she thinks the audience member was straight) so she punches James through the skull. Finally, Tati is mysteriously found cut into pieces, and after Shane ponders who could've killed her, D'Angelo reveals that he was the one who killed her. He then easily chops Shane to pieces with an axe.[[/labelnote]]

10. Billboard Beatdowns
* Music/CamilaCabello vs. Music/DuaLipa[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dua Lipa, after she crushes Camila's head with a disco ball.[[/labelnote]]
* [[Music/PanicAtTheDisco Brendon Urie]] vs. [[Music/FallOutBoy Patrick Stump]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Patrick Stump, after he brings in the rest of Music/FallOutBoy to ambush Brendon.[[/labelnote]]
* Music/LanaDelRey vs. {{Music/Lorde}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lorde, after she swings Lana around by her mesh [[UsefulNotes/Covid19Pandemic COVID mask]] and impales her on the turnpost.[[/labelnote]]

11. The Talk Show Tussles
* Creator/DrewBarrymore vs. Creator/EllenDeGeneres vs. Wendy Williams[[labelnote:Who won?]]Drew Barrymore, after Wendy sliced Ellen up with her long fingernails, and Drew slammed Wendy into the ground because she wouldn't stop roasting her.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/JohnOliver vs. Creator/StephenColbert[[labelnote:Who won?]]John Oliver, after he brings out Lord Buckethead, who impales Colbert in the chest with a spear.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/JimmyFallon vs. Creator/JimmyKimmel[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jimmy Fallon, after him and Steve Higgins pulled on opposite sides of Kimmel and tore him in half.[[/labelnote]]

12. Political Ambush
* Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez vs. Marjorie Taylor Green[[labelnote:Who won?]]Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, after she tore Amy's head clean off like a character in VideoGame/AmongUs.[[/labelnote]]
* Greta Thunberg vs. Kaitlin Bennett[[labelnote:Who won?]]Greta Thunberg, after she sics a polar bear on Kaitlin and it mauls her to pieces.[[/labelnote]]
* UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump and UsefulNotes/MikePence vs. UsefulNotes/JoeBiden and UsefulNotes/KamalaHarris[[labelnote:Who won?]]UsefulNotes/BernieSanders, after Kamala sics various mosquitos mon him and they drink his blood, Donald slaps Joe and all of his bones crumbled, and them Bernie crushed Donald and Kamala under massive amounts of student loans.[[/labelnote]]
[[/folder]]

SEASON EIGHT
1. Delete Account
* Creator/KristenStewart and Creator/RobertPattinson vs. Creator/TaylorLautner[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kristen Stewart [[/labelnote]]
* {{LetsPlay/Dream}} vs. Creator/CorpseHusband[[labelnote:Who won?]]Corpse Husband[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/TimotheeChalamet vs. Creator/NoahCentineo[[labelnote:Who won?]]Timothée Chalamet[[/labelnote]]

2. Family Night
* Creator/ChrisHemsworth vs. Creator/LiamHemsworth vs. Creator/LukeHemsworth[[labelnote:Who won?]]Chris Hemsworth[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/CharliDAmelio vs. Dixie D'Amelio[[labelnote:Who won?]]Loren Gray[[/labelnote]]
* [[UsefulNotes/TheBritishRoyalFamily Prince Harry and Prince William]] vs. [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians Kylie and Kendall Jenner]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Prince Harry[[/labelnote]]

3. Brains vs. Brawns vs. Beauty
* [[Series/TheTalk Sharon Osbourne vs. Sheryl Underwood]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Sheryl Underwood[[/labelnote]]
* [[Series/FamilyFeud Steve Harvey]] vs. [[Series/DoctorPhil Dr. Phil McGraw]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither[[/labelnote]]
* UsefulNotes/NeilDeGrasseTyson vs. Conor [=McGregor=] vs. Kate Upton[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kate Upton[[/labelnote]]

4. Superdie!
* Creator/RyanReynolds vs. Creator/ChrisPratt[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ryan Reynolds[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/GalGadot vs. Creator/MargotRobbie[[labelnote:Who won?]]Margot Robbie[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/TobeyMaguire vs. Creator/AndrewGarfield vs. Creator/TomHolland[[labelnote:Who won?]]Tom Holland[[/labelnote]]

5. Celebrity Deathmatch: The Movie
* Creator/JJAbrams vs. Creator/JordanPeele[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jordan Peele[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/EmmaWatson vs. Creator/EmmaStone[[labelnote:Who won?]]Emma Stone[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/BradPitt vs. Creator/LeonardoDiCaprio[[labelnote:Who won?]]Brad Pitt[[/labelnote]]

6. School Days
* Creator/JohnGreen vs. Creator/JKRowling[[labelnote:Who won?]]John Green[[/labelnote]]
* [[Series/DinersDriveInsAndDives Guy Fieri]] vs. Creator/GordonRamsay[[labelnote:Who won?]]Guy Fieri[[/labelnote]]
* Mitch [=McConnell=] vs. UsefulNotes/NancyPelosi[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither[[/labelnote]]

7. Salute to Comedy II
* Creator/ThomasMiddleditch vs. Creator/BenSchwartz[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ben Schwartz, after he holds a very high note until it blows out Thomas' eardrums[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/JohnMulaney vs. Creator/NickKroll[[labelnote:Who won?]]John Mulaney, after he slices Nick up with a butcher knife, then cooks him up like bacon.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/KristenWiig vs. Creator/MelissaMcCarthy[[labelnote:Who won?]]Melissa [=McCarthy=], after she jumps off the top ropes and squashes Kristen into a hockey puck.[[/labelnote]]

8. Nostalgia Night
* Creator/ColeSprouse vs. Creator/DylanSprouse[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dylan Sprouse[[/labelnote]]
* {{Creator/Zendaya}} vs. Creator/BellaThorne[[labelnote:Who won?]]Zendaya[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/DrakeBell vs. Creator/JoshPeck[[labelnote:Who won?]]Josh Peck[[/labelnote]]

9. Deathmatch Olympics
* Creator/RondaRousey vs. Serena Williams[[labelnote:Who won?]]Serena Williams[[/labelnote]]
* Myles Garrett vs. Mason Rudolph[[labelnote:Who won?]]Myles Garrett[[/labelnote]]
* Lionel Messi vs. Cristiano Ronaldo[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lionel Messi[[/labelnote]]

10. Turn On Your TV Day
* Creator/SethMacFarlane vs. Creator/JustinRoiland[[labelnote:Who won?]]Justin Roiland[[/labelnote]]
* Series/AmericanPickers vs. Series/PropertyBrothers[[labelnote:Who won?]]The Property Brothers[[/labelnote]]
* [[Series/ImpracticalJokers Brian Quinn vs. James Murray vs. Sal Vulcano vs. Joe Gatto]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Sal Vulcano[[/labelnote]]

11. America's Favorite Legend
* Music/MorganWallen vs. Music/LukeBryan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Luke Bryan[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/TommyWiseau vs. Creator/NicolasCage[[labelnote:Who won?]]Tommy Wiseau[[/labelnote]]
* Music/DollyParton vs. {{Music/Cher}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dolly Parton, after Cher stomped onto Dolly's head, alligning her spine and giving her complete control over her body. She then used her own breasts to crush Cher's head.[[/labelnote]]

12. The Gay Deathstyle
* Creator/LarryDavid vs. Creator/JerrySeinfeld[[labelnote:Who won?]]Larry David[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/JoelMcHale vs. Creator/JasonBateman[[labelnote:Who won?]]Joel [=McHale=][[/labelnote]]
* [[Series/QueerEye2018 Antoni Porowski vs. Tan France vs. Karamo Brown vs. Bobby Berk vs. Jonathan Van Ness]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Jonathan Van Ness[[/labelnote]]

13. Trios of Terror
* Creator/JennaFischer vs. Creator/AngelaKinsey[[labelnote:Who won?]]Angela Kinsey, after she flattens Jenna with a paper copier, then puts her in a paper shredder.[[/labelnote]]
* Gabby Douglas vs. Simone Biles[[labelnote:Who won?]]Gabby Douglas[[/labelnote]]
* {{Music/Migos}} vs. Music/TheJonasBrothers[[labelnote:Who won?]]Music/KevinJonas[[/labelnote]]

14. The Ace of Action
* Music/PhoebeBridgers vs. Creator/PhoebeWallerBridge[[labelnote:Who won?]]Phoebe Bridgers[[/labelnote]]
* Music/OliviaRodrigo vs. Creator/SabrinaCarpenter[[labelnote:Who won?]]Olivia Rodrigo[[/labelnote]]
* Wrestling/DwayneJohnson vs. Creator/VinDiesel[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dwayne Johnson, after he tears Vin's arms off and decapitates him with them.[[/labelnote]]

15. Netflix and Kill
* Creator/KristenBell vs. Creator/EllieKemper[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kristen Bell[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/AlisonBrie vs. Creator/RalphMacchio[[labelnote:Who won?]]Alison Brie[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/FinnWolfhard vs. Creator/KJApa[[labelnote:Who won?]]Finn Wolfhard[[/labelnote]]

16. Bring Your Child To Work Day
* WebVideo/DrewGooden vs. WebVideo/DannyGonzalez[[labelnote:Who won?]]Drew Gooden[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/LinManuelMiranda vs. Creator/BenPlatt[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lin-Manuel Miranda[[/labelnote]]
* [[Creator/EugeneLevy Eugene]] and Creator/DanLevy vs. [[Creator/WillSmith Will]] and Creator/JadenSmith[[labelnote:Who won?]]Eugene Levy[[/labelnote]]

17. Disney vs. Nickelodeon
* Rudy Giuliani vs. Dr. Anthony Fauci[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dr. Anthony Fauci[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/MaddieZiegler vs. {{Music/Sia}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Maddie Ziegler[[/labelnote]]
* Music/MileyCyrus vs. Music/ArianaGrande[[labelnote:Who won?]]Miley Cyrus[[/labelnote]]

18. Throwback Throwdown
* Creator/AndySamberg vs. Music/LilDicky[[labelnote:Who won?]]Andy Samberg[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/DavidDobrik vs. Creator/TrishaPaytas[[labelnote:Who won?]]Trisha Paytas[[/labelnote]]
* Music/BrunoMars vs. Music/EdSheeran[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bruno Mars[[/labelnote]]

19. Billionaire Bloodbath
* Creator/ColinJost vs. Creator/MichaelChe[[labelnote:Who won?]]Michael Che[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/JossWhedon vs. Creator/ZackSnyder[[labelnote:Who won?]]Zack Snyder[[/labelnote]]
* [[UsefulNotes/SpaceX Elon Musk]] vs. [[{{Creator/Amazon}} Jeff Bezos]][[labelnote:Who won?]]None, after Jeff Bezos' Amazon products' AI kill Elon, then turn on Jeff.[[/labelnote]]

20. Taking Boxing Back
* Creator/JennetteMcCurdy vs. Creator/DanSchneider[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jennette McCurdy[[/labelnote]]
* Music/TylerTheCreator vs. Chance the Rapper[[labelnote:Who won?]]Tyler, the Creator[[/labelnote]]
* Floyd Mayweather vs. Creator/LoganPaul[[labelnote:Who won?]]Floyd Mayweather[[/labelnote]]

21. K-pop Carnage
* Music/TwoNEOne vs. Music/BlackPink[[labelnote:Who won?]]BLACKPINK[[/labelnote]]
* {{Music/LOONA}} vs. {{Music/Itzy}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Loona[[/labelnote]]
* {{Music/BTS}} vs. {{Music/EXO}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]BTS[[/labelnote]]

SEASON NINE
1. The Falcon vs. The Winter Soldier
* Nikocado Avocado vs. That Veagan Teacher[[labelnote:Who won?]]Nikocado Avocado, after he launches himself off the top ropes, attempting to squash That Vegan Teacher, but accidentally gets swallowed whole by her. That Vegan Teacher gets a heart attack due to consuming that much calories so quickly, but Nikocado is still alive inside her. [[/labelnote]]
* [[WebVideo/HotOnes Sean Evans]] vs. Creator/EricAndre[[labelnote:Who won?]]Eric Andre[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/SebastianStan vs. Creator/AnthonyMackie[[labelnote:Who won?]]Anthony Mackie[[/labelnote]]

2. The Kids in the Ring
* Creator/WilliamHMacy vs. Creator/DannyDeVito[[labelnote:Who won?]]Danny [=DeVito=][[/labelnote]]
* Creator/BoBurnham vs. Creator/PeteDavidson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bo Burnham[[/labelnote]]
* Music/KidCudi vs. The Kid LAROI[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kid Cudi[[/labelnote]]

3. Time to Slam Now
* {{Music/Joji}} vs. WebVideo/BrandonRogers [[labelnote:Who won?]]Joji, after he sucks all of Brandon's chromosomes out of him while in his "Chin-Chin" persona.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/AnneHathaway vs. Creator/MilaKunis[[labelnote:Who won?]]Anne Hathaway[[/labelnote]]
* UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan vs. UsefulNotes/LeBronJames[[labelnote:Who won?]]Michael Jordan, after he tears [=LeBron's=] hand off and forces a hose down his stump, blowing [=LeBron=] up like a water baloon. Michael then takes a pin and pops [=LeBron=].[[/labelnote]]

4. Emo Night
* Creator/TimBurton vs. Creator/DavidLynch[[labelnote:Who won?]]David Lynch[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/AubreyPlaza vs. Creator/KrystenRitter[[labelnote:Who won?]]Aubrey Plaza[[/labelnote]]
* Music/TrippieRedd vs. Music/LilUziVert[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lil Uzi Vert[[/labelnote]]

5. Hollywood's Bad Boys
* Creator/RuPaul vs. Creator/TrixieMattel[[labelnote:Who won?]]Trixie Mattel[[/labelnote]]
* Martha Stewart vs. Creator/GwynethPaltrow[[labelnote:Who won?]]Martha Stewart, after she forces Goop-brand perfume down Gwyneth's throat. Gwnyneth has an allergic reaction that causes her stomach to explode.[[/labelnote]]
* Harvey Weinstein vs. Creator/BillCosby[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither[[/labelnote]]

6. Killing Britney Spears
* Creator/MichaelCera vs. Creator/JesseEisenberg[[labelnote:Who won?]]Michael Cera[[/labelnote]]
* {{Music/Madonna}} vs. Music/JanetJackson[[labelnote:Who won?]]Janet Jackson[[/labelnote]]
* Music/JustinTimberlake vs. Music/BritneySpears[[labelnote:Who won?]]Britney Spears and Janet Jackson, after they rip Justin's torso off and his innards spill everywhere.[[/labelnote]]

7. Live from the Deathmatch Arena!
* Mike Richards vs. Creator/MayimBialik[[labelnote:Who won?]]The ghost of Creator/AlexTrebek, after he possesses the buzzers to electrocute Mike and Mayim.[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/JamesCorden vs. Creator/RickyGervais[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ricky Gervais[[/labelnote]]
* Music/KanyeWest vs. {{Music/Drake}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kanye West[[/labelnote]]

8. Sold Out
* [[{{Music/Paramore}} Hayley Williams]] vs. [[Music/GreenDay Billie Joe Armstrong]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Hayley Williams[[/labelnote]]
* Alex Jones vs. Creator/JoeRogan[[labelnote:Who won?]]Joe Rogan[[/labelnote]]
* Creator/ShaquilleONeal vs. "Papa John" Schnatter[[labelnote:Who won?]]Shaquille O'Neal[[/labelnote]]

9. Huddle Up
* Music/MachineGunKelly vs. [[{{Music/Slipknot}} Corey Taylor]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Corey Taylor[[/labelnote]]
* Penelope Scott vs. Bella Poarch[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bella Poarch[[/labelnote]]
* Bill Belichick vs. Creator/JasonSudeikis[[labelnote:Who won?]]Jason Sudeikis[[/labelnote]]

* {{LetsPlay/Dream}} vs. Corpse Husband[[labelnote:Who won?]]Corpse Husband[[/labelnote]]

* UsefulNotes/NeilDeGrasseTyson vs. Conor McGregor vs. Kate Upton[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kate Upton[[/labelnote]]

* USefulNotes/MichaelJordan vs. USefulNotes/[=LeBron=]James[[labelnote:Who won?]]Michael Jordan, after he tears [=LeBron's=] hand off and forces a hose down his stump, blowing [=LeBron=] up like a water baloon. Michael then takes a pin and pops [=LeBron=].[[/labelnote]]

* Music/Olivia Rodrigo vs. Creator/SabrinaCarpenter[[labelnote:Who won?]]Olivia Rodrigo[[/labelnote]]

* Michael Jordan vs. [=LeBron=] James[[labelnote:Who won?]]Michael Jordan, after he tears [=LeBron's=] hand off and forces a hose down his stump, blowing [=LeBron=] up like a water baloon. Michael then takes a pin and pops [=LeBron=].[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/DaveChappelle vs. Creator/BillBurr[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dave Chappelle.[[/labelnote]]

* [=DaBaby=] vs. Lil Baby[[labelnote:Who won?]][=DaBaby=], after he calls on the Jabbawockeez to tear Lil Baby apart.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/JohnnyDepp vs. Creator/AmberHeard[[labelnote:Who won?]]Neither, they punched each other in the face so hard that they both obliterated each other's skulls.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/TomBrady and Gisele Bündchen vs. Alex Rodriguez and Creator/JenniferLopez[[labelnote:Who won?]]Gisele Bündchen, after Tom tackles Jennifer, breaking her in half. A-Rod then bats Tom's head clean off, then Gisele tells A-Rod that her and Tom shared a workout routine, meaning she's equally as strong as Tom. She then jumped on A-Rod, as if she was starting a dogpile, and crushed him flat. [[/labelnote]]

* Pokimane vs. Ninja[[labelnote:Who won?]]Pokimane, after Ninja throws her onto the computer system that was in the ring, transforming her into pure energy. Pokimane then traveled into Ninja's headset and through his ears, exploding his head.[[/labelnote]]

* Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez vs. Amy Coney Barrett[[labelnote:Who won?]]Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, after she tore Amy's head clean off like a character in VideoGame/AmongUs.[[/labelnote]]

* UsefulNotes/NeilDeGrasseTyson vs. UsefulNotes/ConorMcGregor vs. Kate Upton[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kate Upton[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/ColeSprouse vs. Creator/DylanSprouse[[labelnote:Who won?]]Dylan Sprouse[[/labelnote]]

* Music/MorganWallen vs. Music/LukeCombs[[labelnote:Who won?]]Luke Combs[[/labelnote]]

* Gabby Douglas vs. Katelyn Ohashi[[labelnote:Who won?]]Gabby Douglas[[/labelnote]]

* [[Series/HighSchoolMusicalTheMusicalTheSeries Olivia Rodrigo]] vs. Creator/SabrinaCarpenter[[labelnote:Who won?]]Olivia Rodrigo[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/LinManuelMiranda vs. Creator/AnyaTaylorJoy[[labelnote:Who won?]]Anya Taylor-Joy[[/labelnote]]

* Rudy Giuliani vs. Anthony Fauci[[labelnote:Who won?]]Anthony Fauci[[/labelnote]]

18. Bring Your Child To Work Day

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* [[Series/TheRealWorld Jacinda Barrett vs. Jon Brannon vs. David "Puck" Rainey vs. Tami Roman]][[labelnote:Who won?]]Jon Brannon, Jacinda got beaten to death, Tami got her head crushed by Puck's bicycle, and Puck flew into a fish tank, where his head was attacked by piranhas.[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/KristenStewart and Creator/RobertPattinson vs. Creator/TaylorLautner[[labelnote:Who won?]]Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson[[/labelnote]]
* {{LetsPlay/Dream}] vs. Corpse Husband[[labelnote:Who won?]]Corpse Husband[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/KristenBell vs. Creator/EllieKemper[[labelnote:Who won?]]Ellie Kemper[[/labelnote]]

* Creator/MaddieZiegler vs. Music/Sia[[labelnote:Who won?]]Maddie Ziegler[[/labelnote]]

16. Bring Your Child To Work Day

* Music/CardiB and Music/MeganTheeStallion vs. Creator/BenShapiro[[labelnote:Who won?]]Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, after they smash Ben's face in with their giant buttocks.[[/labelnote]]

* Music/LilNasX vs. {{Music/Marshmello}}[[labelnote:Who won?]]Lil Nas X, after Marshmello transforms into a giant speaker blasting his own songs, Lil Nas X uses his trademark [=GenZ=] ruthlessness to roast Marshmello and his music. Upon hearing the devastating roasts, Marshmello turns into more and more pathetic objects (a UsefulNotes/GameBoy, a UsefulNotes/Nokia phone, a calculator) until he finally turns into an atom and disappears.[[/labelnote]]

* Belle Delphine vs. Addison Rae[[labelnote:Who won?]]Emma Chamberlain, after she shoves a hose down Belle's throat filled with Belle's own bathwater, filling her up and exploding her.[[/labelnote]]

* Music/BrunoMars vs. Creator/EdSheeran[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bruno Mars[[/labelnote]]

* Barry Bonds vs. Bud Selig[[labelnote:Who won?]]Bud Selig, after Barry sees Nick Diamond trying to swat a bee and mistaking it for the "suicide squeeze" sign. He then squeezes his own head, crushing it, and killing himself. [[/labelnote]]

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