History Tropers / Elgnirp100

Yo.

I'm just a regular, cynical, 16 year old from England. In case you're interested, "Elgnirp" is my surname spelled backwards.

Just a note- I am being [[SincerityMode honest]] here.

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* AntiHero: Type III. If I see a guy bullying my brother, said bully will not survive
* ApologisesALot: Even by British standards
* TheArthurDent: Kind of. It's not that I take everythng into my stride, it's that I don't ''care''
* AspergersSyndrome
* AtomicFBomb: I use a lot of these
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny
* BadDreams
* BerserkButton: Insult most things about me, I don't care. But, insult my family, friends, or bisexuality and I will end you
* [[BewareTheNiceOnes Beware The Quiet Ones]]
* BigBrotherInstinct: Touch my brother and die
* BiTheWay
* BrainySpecs
* BrilliantButLazy: Apparantly. I've never noticed the "brilliant" part
* BritishStuffiness: Oh ''god'' yes
* BullyingADragon: I've been bullied for 8 years. I've done karate for 4 of those years. Subverted though, as I tend to avoid fights
* CatchPhrase: Mine is "You get used to it". Usually said when people call me antisocial
* [[CelibateHero Celibate Loner]]: I've never had a girlfriend/boyfriend. Ever.
* CharacterDerailment: I used to be a very friendly person apparantly. Then I turned twelve
* ClusterFBomb: I use a lot of these too
* TheCombatPragmatist
* TheCynic
* DeadpanSnarker
* DespairEventHorizon: I crossed it. Twice.
* {{Determinator}}: Once I get into a fight, I don't back down. No matter how many times I get punched in the face
* DrivenToSuicide: I tried once, when I was 13. [[CaptainObvious It didn't work]].
* EatingLunchAlone: I do this a lot.
* TheEeyore
* EmoTeen: I often come across as this, and I have some of the traits
* ExtremeDoormat
* EvilBrit: As mentioned before, I am British and I am also a terrible excuse for a human being.
* FishOutOfWater: Anywhere there's interaction involved
* FourEyesZeroSoul: I wear glasses for short-sightedness. I am also completely soulless. So, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin yeah.]]
* FreudWasRight: Oh, he was so '''''so''''' right about me
* FriendlessBackground
* GenreSavvy: Almost too savvy- it is nearly impossible to gain my trust
* HateDumb: I have actually been compared to the Antichrist for not liking Call of Duty
* HatesBeingTouched
* HeadphonesEqualIsolation: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] and [[EnforcedTrope enforced]] by me regularly.
* ImprovisedWeapon: Whatever I get when in a fight.
* IneffectualLoner
* InferioritySuperiorityComplex: Without the "superiority" bit apparantly
* TheInsomniac
* {{Kuudere}}: Rare male example
* LimitedWardrobe: I hardly ever dress in anything other than jeans, a dark shirt and sometimes a dark jacket.
* LonersAreFreaks: I get this. A lot
* MeanBrit: Good luck trying to get me to complement something (unless it's ShadowOfTheColossus). Seriously, I'm almost worse than [[ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]!
* {{Metroid}}: Favourite video game series
* MiddleChildSyndrome: One of the reasons I'm TheCynic
* [[MistakenForGay Mistaken For Straight]]: Most people don't realise I'm bisexual because I never talk to people
* MoodSwinger
* NeverHurtAnInnocent: Inverted. When I'm in a fight, don't get in my way
* NoSocialSkills
* PerpetualFrowner
* PyroManiac: Inverted. I'm pyrophobic.
* TheQuietOne
* SarcasmMode: This ''couldn't'' be how I normally talk to people, ''could it''?
* SarcasticClapping: I use this a lot
* SchoolBullyingIsHarmless: Seriously, it's not as bad as it's supposed to be. You get used to it after the first few years
* SelfHarm: Once or twice.
* TheSoulless: While reading the TearJerker page, I read that if one doesn't cry at [[spoiler: Dumbledore's death in Harry Potter 6]] one has no soul. I didn't cry at this, therefore, I have no soul. [[HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy QED]]
* TheStoic: My facial expressions can be counted on one hand
* [[StraightGay Straight Bi]]
* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: I use this a lot too, bitch
* TrademarkFavouriteFood: Pizza. Or a really hot curry
* TheUnsmile: When I force a smile, it gives nightmares. I am not even joking.
* VerbalTic: "Fuck!"
* WaifFu: Rare male example- I am a ''lot'' lighter than most people my age. I have also done karate for 4 years and know enough pressure points and human weaknesses to win a lot of fights
* WhenHeSmiles: Apparently a proper smile from me looks very nice, but I don't smile a lot, and [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel when I force it...]]
* WhyCouldntYouBeDifferent: I get this a lot too
* WouldntHitAGirl: Subverted

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!Things I like

[[folder:Films]]
* StarWars
* TheMatrix
* {{Equilibrium}}
* {{Serenity}}
* MetroidOtherM (the film)
* BladeRunner
* CitizenKane
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* {{Firefly}}
* {{Merlin}}
* DoctorWho
* {{Torchwood}}
* RedDwarf
* {{Scrubs}}
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Music]]
* LinkinPark
* {{Music/Crush40}}
* {{DragonForce}}
* {{Evanescence}}
* Magna-Fi
* {{Music/Muse}}
* Julien-K
* Bullet For My Valentine
[[/folder]]
[[folder:Video Games]]
* {{Metroid}}
* MetalGearSolid4
* AssassinsCreed2 / [[AssassinsCreedBrotherhood Brotherhood]]
* NoMoreHeroes2
* {{Portal2}}
* StarWarsTheForceUnleashed
* SinAndPunishment2
* {{inFAMOUS}}
* RatchetAndClank
* JakAndDaxter
* {{ICO}} and ShadowOfTheColossus
[[/folder]]

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