History Tropers / DiurnalBrocolli

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"''Well, I'm Diurnal Brocolli. I like Pokemon, the Total Drama Island series... Basically I like a lot of stuff.''"

The very words that made me a Blue Link... Well, I'm Diurnal Brocolli. All the stuff above is true. I'm just a dude in his 20's who found this page one night during a visit to a {{Harvest Moon}} message board. They provided links to this site, and I, being the curious dude, checked the link, and I found a new home!

Even though it took a few years for me to summon enough courage to join the site...

I also do some drawings as well; my drawings can be seen at http://baconbaka.deviantart.com/. They may contain tons of sugary cuteness, so beware. I even do fanfiction! I only have Total Drama Dictionary up, but more may come! http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4063341/BaconBaka

Hope you enjoy my wares!

[[folder: Tropes that describe me.]]

* {{Berserk Button}}: I hate bullying of any kind.
* {{Catch Phrase}}: "Pizza's in the Foyer!"
* {{Cross Player}}: Not ashamed to admit I play as female characters in most games.
* {{Does Not Like Shoes}}: I usually stay bare-footed or go out in sandals most of the time. I will wear shoes if it is required.
* {{Hikikomori}}: Pretty much a forced one, sadly, due to living in the middle of nowhere...
* {{Kindhearted Cat Lover}}: Very much so.
* {{Limited Wardrobe}}: Almost always goes out in a tie-dyed shirt.
* {{Nice Hat}}: Several, in fact, but not limited to a brown beret, a chef's hat, a straw hat...
* OlderThanTheyLook: I look like I'm in my teens, but I'm in my mid 20's.
* StepfordSmiler: Sadly, one of these, due to recent events...

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[[folder: Stuff I enjoy]]

Anime/Manga

* {{Azumanga Daioh}}
* {{Hidamari Sketch}}
* {{Lucky Star}}

Video Games

* {{Animal Crossing}}
* {{Harvest Moon}}
* {{Kirby}}
* {{Mario}}
* {{Mega Man}}
* {{Pokemon}}

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[[folder: Memorable Quotes from you guys!]]

Were her parents run over by a bus on its way to a Comicon or something? ~Tidal Wave 17

Save the forests, eat more beavers. ~Lock

I guess it's sad that there aren't any more results for ritual pizza daggers... ~wendythe creeper

Odd Pagetopper is odd. ~Cookoo

Are people throwing underwear at hopey again? ~vanthebaron

Bedsheets do seem to have an abnormally high coefficient of friction. ~Libris Dedita

Indeed. Huggles make everything better. - Libris Dedita

AND THEN EVERYTHING EXPLODED. LUCKILY, ROY AND MORGANA ESCAPED, BECAUSE THERE WAS AN EYEBROW TO PIERCE. ~Collen

What? You didn't bring enough Bisexuals for the whole class? ~Matues

So you went from Nytroglicerine to C4. That is quite an achievement. ~El Rigo

Evidently I am no longer allowed to suggest Wet T-shirt Contest as part of the line up for beauty pageant events. ~Parable

But pearls don't rhyme. At least you're not getting rewarded with warfare. ~Drunk Girlfriend

Hey, you don't need to eat a deer that you've just headbutted to death. She could do it for fun. ~Phoenixor

Son, I forbid you from blowing up hamburgers. ~Jimmmyman 10

I AM READY TO MURDER FOR MY ABILITY TO BUY LOTTERY TICKETS. ~Jimmmyman 10

So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? ~That Human

Quick, you still have less than seven hours to do something illegal and get away with it! ~Tidal Wave 17

They're gonna cut our hair... and put it inna BOOOOOOOWWWLLL!!! ~Sean Murray 1, about the dangers of Hallmark Movies

Dec 21 2012 is probably just going to be something minor, like Hitler being cloned or someone attempting to create a real Human Centipede. End of the world my ass. ~Mr Mallard

Objection: Twilight does not have Vampire Watermelons. ~Zersk

WE'VE LOCATED AN EXTINCT SPECIES OF SHARK! WE MUST KILL IT! ~SeanMurrayI during our showing of Shark Attack 3

Okay to be fair pants being inanimate objects can't be evil, but they do cause a lot of pain. ~phantom 1, in the LGBT Thread

I just met you, and acted crazy. But I've got your number, so bro don't taze me! ~Bisected 8, during movie night, while Call Me Maybe was playing

You make this eater of toast weep at your destruction of such a pure and holy slice of bread. I hope you're happy. ~Phoenixor

I am not adorable. Here is a pic of me being adorable. ~TParadox

Hopey. From now own, you're only allowed to smoke carpet. Everything else would actually make you sober. ~Dhana Ragnarok

Hey Topo, can I take a hit off that boot? ~The Mike

Broc? Why the smooch? Are you trying to make the storm troopers look good? ~ NES Gamer

This game has fart grenades? Do want. ~ darnpenguin

YOU WILL NEVER GET MY INSTANT PANCAKE MIX, NINJAS! ~SeanMurrayI

GO AWAY VIRTUAL ART GALLERY AND DAMN CAT EARS! ~Explosivo 25

Innuendo Thursday: The greatest monster a young British girl has ever unleashed upon the world. ~Phoenixor

Listen, there's a plot, okay? It's a nice plot that isn't all about cars. Relationships are made and broken during the series and it hurts, okay? OKAY? OKAY?! ~Dopants

THIS IS UNACCECPTABLE! GLASSES OF PUNISHMENT! ~ The Mike

This is why we don't organize Slendy to the idea of forming an organised religion. So many chocolatey rabbits lost... ~ Phoenixor

I look away for a few minutes and what do you guys do? Kill Seer. No more cookies for the likes of you lot! ~ Philosopher Stones

IF I GET SHOT, I HAVE TO SEEK MEDICAL TREATMENT?! ~ Topographic Ocean

Last Christmas" becomes funnier when you replace "heart" with "butt" ~ Peaceful Apocalypse

Oh, the tiny boxing man fell off the edge of the stage. This seems like a perfect time for push-ups. ~ Pulse

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