History Quotes / WickedPretentious

->'''Hardestadt:''' Sweet [[Myth/NorseMythology Tyr]], Sieg, you think you have everyone fooled. Maybe even yourself. But you're not fooling me.\\
'''Siegfried:''' What do you mean?\\
'''Hardestadt:''' For one thing? If you actually put some thought or real research into this refined gentleman act you've got going on or bothered to actually educate yourself? You'd be sipping [[AGlassOfChianti that wine]]. You don't just quaff one of the rarest, most expensive wines on the planet in one go. Also, you're holding it by the bowl, not the stem. The heat from your hand will transfer to it and warm it up too much.
-->-- ''Literature/UnderTheColdMoon''

->'''Genesis:''' Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess. We seek it thus and take to the sky. Ripples form on the water's surface. The wandering soul knows no rest.
->'''Sephiroth:''' LOVELESS Act I.
->'''Genesis:''' You remembered.
->'''Sephiroth:''' How can I not, when you've beaten it into my head?
-->-- ''VideoGame/CrisisCore''

->''"There actually is some good Lex stuff in this scene -- Kevin Church mentioned to me that one of the few things he likes about this movie is that Lex totally prison shanks Superman with a Kryptonite shiv. It's a great little moment of brutal, dirty savagery that creeps through the exterior of this guy who is constantly seen in tailored suits."''
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-superman-returns-2006-part-two/ on]] ''Film/SupermanReturns''

->''"[[ImposterForgotOneDetail Red wine with fish]]. That should have told me something."''
-->-- '''James Bond''', ''Film/FromRussiaWithLove''

'''Dr. Schultz:''' [[WhamLine Alexandre Dumas is ''black]]''.

'''Dr. Schultz:''' Alexandre Dumas is ''black''.

->'''[[TheHero Hardestadt]]''': Sweet [[Myth/NorseMythology Tyr]], Sieg, you think you have everyone fooled. Maybe even yourself. But you're not fooling me.
->'''[[BigBad Siegfried]]''': What do you mean?
->'''Hardestadt''': For one thing? If you actually put some thought or real research into this refined gentleman act you've got going on or bothered to actually educate yourself? You'd be sipping [[AGlassOfChianti that wine]]. You don't just quaff one of the rarest, most expensive wines on the planet in one go. Also, you're holding it by the bowl, not the stem. The heat from your hand will transfer to it and warm it up too much.
-->--''Literature/UnderTheColdMoon''

->''"There actually is some good Lex stuff in this scene –- Kevin Church mentioned to me that one of the few things he likes about this movie is that Lex totally prison shanks Superman with a Kryptonite shiv. It’s a great little moment of brutal, dirty savagery that creeps through the exterior of this guy who is constantly seen in tailored suits."''

->'''Warren T. Rat:''' If music be the food of love, play on, [[BeamMeUpScotty McDuff, play on.]]\\
'''Digit:''' I don't know which is worse, [[DreadfulMusician the music]] or the Creator/{{Shakespeare}}?

->'''Calvin Candie:''' You broodin' about me gettin' the best of you, huh?
->'''Dr. Schultz:''' Actually, I was thinking of that poor devil you fed to the dogs today, D'Artagnan, and I was wondering what Dumas would make of this.
->'''Calvin Candie:''' Come again?
->'''Dr. Schultz:''' Creator/AlexandreDumas. He wrote ''Literature/TheThreeMusketeers''.
->'''Calvin Candie:''' Yes, of course, Doctor.
->'''Dr. Schultz:''' I figured you must be an admirer. You named your slave after his novel's lead character. If Alexandre Dumas had been there today, I wonder what he would have made of it.
->'''Calvin Candie:''' You doubt he'd approve?
->'''Dr. Schultz:''' ''(with barely concealed contempt)'' Yes, his approval would be a dubious proposition at best.
->'''Calvin Candie:''' '' (dismissively)'' Soft-hearted Frenchie.
->'''Dr. Schultz:''' Alexandre Dumas is ''black''.

-->--'''Music/JimCroce''', "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"

->''"[[ImposterForgotOneDetail Red wine with fish.]] That should have told me something."''

->There actually is some good Lex stuff in this scene –- Kevin Church mentioned to me that one of the few things he likes about this movie is that Lex totally prison shanks Superman with a Kryptonite shiv. It’s a great little moment of brutal, dirty savagery that creeps through the exterior of this guy who is constantly seen in tailored suits.

-->--'''Music/JimCroche''', "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"

->'''[[TheProtagonist Hardestadt]]''': Sweet Tyr, Sieg, you think you have everyone fooled. Maybe even yourself. But you're not fooling me.

->'''Hardestadt''': For one thing? If you actually put some thought or real research into this refined gentleman act you've got going on or bothered to actually educate yourself? You'd be sipping that wine. You don't just quaff one of the rarest, most expensive wines on the planet in one go. Also, you're holding it by the bowl, not the stem. The heat from your hand will transfer to it and warm it up too much.