History Quotes / SitcomArchNemesis

-->--'''Ted Knight''', ''Comicbook/{{Starman}} #13''

->'''Grover:''' Hello there!\\
'''Mr. Johnson:''' Oh no, it's ''[[YouExclamation YOU!]]''
-->--''Series/SesameStreet''

->'''Eleventh Doctor:''' Everyone's got enemies.\\
'''Amy Pond:''' Yeah, but mine's the woman outside Budgens with the mental Jack Russell. You've got, you know, ''arch''-enemies.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E3VictoryOfTheDaleks "Victory of the Daleks"]]

->''"She’s always a step ahead of me. That’s what makes her such a {{worthy opponent}}."''
-->-- '''Lucille''', ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment''

-> ''"'''DINKLEBERG!'''"''
-->-- '''Mr. Turner,''' ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents''

-> ''"Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family."''
-->-- '''Michael Scott''', ''Series/TheOfficeUS''

-->--'''Steve''', ''Film/TheLifeAquaticWithSteveZissou''

->''"Whadda ya mean, 'don't fight Canadian Guy to the death on the front lawn?' Why else would I invite Canadian Guy over?"''
-->-- '''CommanderBadass''', ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''

->''"Newman is my sworn enemy."''
-->-- '''Jerry Seinfeld''', ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}''

->''"Stupid Flanders."''
-->-- '''Homer Simpsons''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->'''Edgeworth:''' It's true that I take a special interest in this case, but you've got a lot of nerve trying to extort ''the Chief Prosecutor'' to step down and prosecute for you. Highly irregular, to say the least. [[SeriousBusiness You interrupted my teatime.]]\\
'''Aura:''' Phoenix Wright will be defending.\\
''(cut to Edgeworth zooming to the courthouse)''
-->-- An ''Franchise/AceAttorney'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul2W7IRanHA fan comic]] by '''tubbsen'''

->'''Naru Gwei:''' If I saw you on fire I'd hold an umbrella for you so the rain didn't put you out.\\
'''Eithan:''' I don't feel like that's ''entirely'' warranted.
-->-- ''Literature/CradleSeries'' book 4: ''Skysworn''

->'''Eric:''' Rudyard… have a nice evening. ''[walks away]''\\
'''Rudyard:''' Wh… what do… ''[pause]'' What do you mean, “have a nice evening”? What did you mean by that remark, Chapman? What if I don’t want to have a nice evening, eh? What if I don't—-CHAPMAN! What did you mean? Chapman! '''''Chapman'''''…

->''"Whadda ya mean, 'don't fight Canadian Guy to death on the front lawn?' Why else would I invite Canadian Guy over?"''

->''"Ellenore, be nice to Aly. He's my nemesis."''

-->--'''Steve''', ''TheLifeAquaticWithSteveZissou''

-->-- '''Homer Simpsons''', TheSimpsons

->She’s always a step ahead of me. That’s what makes her such a {{worthy opponent}}.
-->--'''Lucille''', ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment''

-> '''''DINKLEBERG!'''''
-->--'''Mr. Turner,''' ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents''

->Ellenore, be nice to Aly. He's my nemesis.

->Whadda ya mean, "don't fight Canadian Guy to death on the front lawn"? Why else would I invite Canadian Guy over?
-->--'''CommanderBadass''', ''ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''

->Newman is my sworn enemy.
-->--'''Jerry Seinfeld''', ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}''

->How pleasant it must be. To have an archfoe whose primary goal is getting to bargains before you, instead of one who wants to see you dead.”
-->--'''Ted Knight''', ''Comicbook/{{Starman}}#13''

-->--'''Mr. Turner,''' ''FairlyOddParents''

->"''Seriously though, I have never seen a bigger jerk than Sapphire Skies (Allie Way).''"
--> -- '''Hmac''', ''Blog/{{Bronyism}}'': [[SpinOff -Trollvorlord]]

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-->--'''Lucille''', ''ArrestedDevelopment''

-->--'''Steve''', ''TheLifeAquaticWithSteveZissou''

-->--'''Mr. Turner,''' ''FairlyOddParents''