History Quotes / LieBackAndThinkOfEngland

->''"I sat on the bed, and she sat on another bed 30 feet away. Then, dear Ripely, my one true love, lay back and thought of England. And across the room, I lay back and thought of Wales and Scotland. And thereby, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acts_of_Union_1707 union]] was achieved."''

->''June and Mama-Lou impatiently helped him off with his trousers. Richard thought of England, then remembered he wasn't actually English.''

->'''Shaw:''' Don't think of this as cheating on your wife. Think of it as... fucking for your flag.
->'''Amos:''' ''(with mock gravitas)'' When in doubt; close your eyes, think of England.

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->"I am happy now that George calls on my bedchamber less frequently than of old. As it is, I now endure but two calls a week, and when I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, close my eyes, open my legs and think of England."

->"I sat on the bed, and she sat on another bed 30 feet away. Then, dear Ripely, my one true love, lay back and thought of England. And across the room, I lay back and thought of Wales and Scotland. And thereby, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acts_of_Union_1707 union]] was achieved."
-->--''Radio/BleakExpectations.''

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