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->'''Jaiva:''' This is what I get for encouraging independent thought.
-->-- [[http://www.kaspall.com/comic/2006/09/19 here]]

->'''Captain:''' It must be hard work getting useful information. How do you start communicating with people who are so different?\\
'''Jaiva:''' But that's exactly what surpises me! They aren't!...That is, they are. Obviously. But not as different as they should be! Even taking into account that our worlds are connected. These people [[FishOutOfWater have travelled Circle knows how far]], and yet speak with them and what do I find? [[SympatheticPOV Similarities! Common ground!]] Even familiar words! We're obsessed with how strange the outworlders are, but what interests me is how strange they ''aren't!''
-->-- [[http://www.kaspall.com/comic/2006/10/12 here]]

->'''Harry:''' How do they make these so dull? Confidential files on high-level [[PsychicPowers psychomantics]] and I can barely keep my eyes open. [[WallOfText What'd they do, go on an anti-writing course?]]
-->-- [[http://www.kaspall.com/comic/2006/11/19 here]]

->'''Sam:''' What if I [[AndCallHimGeorge accidentally kill [Alex] or something?]] You remember that plant you gave me? You remember what happened to it?\\
'''Caroline:''' You're not going to kill him, Sam. Though the same 'water good, vodka bad' rules do apply here.
-->-- [[http://www.kaspall.com/comic/2007/01/26 here]]

->'''Harry:''' Tact? Circle, that's my least favorite word after 'inadmissible.'
-->-- [[http://www.kaspall.com/comic/2007/10/05 here]]

->'''Joe:''' We missed you, mate.\\
'''Sam:''' Really?\\
'''Joe:''' Course we have! Why wouldn't we?\\
'''Sam:''' Because I'm...[[JerkAss kind of a wanker?]]\\
'''Joe:''' At leas' you know. Mos' people gotta be ''told.''
-->-- [[http://www.kaspall.com/comic/2009/06/14 here]]

->'''Joe:''' Kid. It's dark. It's late. Y'sittin' in a half empty bar, half drunk with a bunch o' losers. If you're lookin' to go on about how shitty life is? Then now's your chance.
-->-- [[http://www.kaspall.com/comic/2009/06/28 here]]

->'''Alex:''' --the man, he say, "Hello! Come in!" He smile. And I come in, and I see the room, it is many people. And the people is...Ah! It is bad. He have six eye, she have two heads, and ''that''...I do not know what ''that'' is. Is that a person? [[StarfishAlien It do not look like a person. It look like a bottle.]] And the man he say to me "See Alex! Be happy. [[FishOutOfWater You have new friends!]]"\\
'''Sam:''' I know, I know, it's insane! It's like "Say hello to the whale boy and the guy who levitates on a cloud of infinite bliss. I'm sure you'll get along ''great''...because you have ''so much in common!!''" NO. No, sorry, the only thing we have in common right now is a desire to see ''you'' walled up in a cellar.
-->-- [[http://www.kaspall.com/comic/2009/07/19 here]]

->'''Sam:''' Every intake has a grinning guy. They never say anything, they just sit there smiling the whole time, in a really creepy way.\\
'''Joe:''' An' you jus' ''know'' it's 'cause they were abou' to get executed for staplin' babies to walls when they [[OurWormholesAreDifferent go' yanked over here.]]
-->-- [[http://www.kaspall.com/comic/2009/07/25 here]]

->'''Caroline:''' Plus, Claudia did [[SayMyName shout my name]] an awful lot.\\
'''Claudia:''' Hey, if you wanted to use code names, you should've said! You could've been ''Madame Fantastique'', and I could've been...LADY IRONCLAW.
-->-- [[http://www.kaspall.com/comic/2009/11/29 here]]

->'''Claudia:''' ''[on professional dreamers' minds wandering]'' Oh, oh! I know! Like when I'm watching a really boring play, and I just end up staring at 'Court Lady #3' because she has the best handbag!
-->-- [[http://www.kaspall.com/comic/2009/12/06 here]]

->'''Hazel:''' She's the strongest, and if you get on the wrong side of her, [[LargeAndInCharge she's also the biggest.]] And [[HairTriggerTemper no one's got as many wrong sides as that bitch.]]
-->-- [[http://www.kaspall.com/comic/2012/05/06 here]]

->'''Hazel:''' Well, that was an incredibly risky and stupid thing to do. But good shot.
-->-- [[http://www.kaspall.com/comic/2012/10/28 here]]

->'''Claudia:''' Well, that's great and all, but what about...''that'' guy?\\
'''Harry:''' SORRY? WHAT WAS THAT? [[IllPretendIDidntHearThat I APPEAR TO HAVE GONE TEMPORARILY DEAF!]] GOD, I HOPE NO ONE CONFESSED TO A SERIOUS OFFENSE WHEN I WASN'T LISTENING!...What? I'll be spending the next four weeks filling out paperwork as it is.
-->-- [[http://www.kaspall.com/comic/2014/08/10 here]]

->'''[[HumanoidAbomination The Veritarc]]:''' [My territory] is a very peaceful place.\\
'''Captain:''' I imagine they all live in fear.\\
'''Veritarc:''' Oh yes. But not of ''each other.'' No, I will not change myself for your benefit.
-->-- [[http://www.kaspall.com/comic/2014/10/19 here]]

->'''Rondin:''' Maybe. But every day's a 'maybe' day, isn't it? It's what keeps life interesting!
-->-- [[http://www.kaspall.com/comic/2014/12/14 here]]

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