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Talon And Penny
Gadget 2.0
Talon: Hey hey, pretty girl. I'm Talon, what's your name?
Penny: I'm pretty... Penny.. *giggles* Hi...
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Talon: Your flea bag sniffed the wrong butt. Oh and thanks, Penny, my uncle will be happy to have his claw back
Penny: You're Dr Claw's nephew?!
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Talon: I gotta tell ya, you're better at this than I thought you'd be
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Talon: (To Penny) Call me! *then escapes*
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Talon: ( To Dr Claw) You think Penny's coming ? *smiles*
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Penny: No nephew of Dr Claw can come in here and mess with our stuff! Talon is going down for betraying me ... I mean ... everyone
Talon: How about a hand for Talon. Hah! 'Cause you know a claw is like a hand
Penny: Yeah, I get it. It's just lame, Talon ... like you
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Penny: You're not taking anything, Talon
Talon: Sure I am * shoots some gum on Penny's feet* And when I bring my uncle his claw, I'll be the winner and you'll be stuck here
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Talon: Hi Pretty Penny *Penny turns to Talon* Can't stay away, can you Penny?
Penny: Well, I just needed too get close enough ... to kick your butt!
Talon: Sorry, I don't have time *activates the robot penguins* maybe when we meet again
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Towering Towers
Talon: (in a charming voice) Hey Penny, how's it going?
Penny: Ohh um you know... fine *lovestruck moment* Hey! Enough with the charm, you!
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Talon: (About Penny) No! Uh, I mean why get rid of her, when we can make her watch as we take control of the antenna and all of Earth's satellites. Much better than just tossing her off the side Huh!
Game Over, Man
Penny: I was hoping for a creepy alien but all I got is a creep
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Rock Out
Talon: (to Dr Claw) There's been a complication, Gadget and Penny are here. And Penny's going gaga over Nigel Saint De' Le-pepperton III Esquire IV
Talon: Yeah and Penny. I mean ... what does she even see in this guy?
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Talon (as Nigel) : So ,Penny, do you want another picture with me or... maybe we can get together after the show
Penny: Really? That would be amazing... wait a minute, what happen to your accent?
Talon: Oh yeah, that! I just thought I try something different. Since you like Nigel... I mean... me so much, why won't we go see a movie?
Penny: Hey! I know that voice. You're Talon
Talon: Ok, you got me. But I had you there, didn't I ?
Penny: What are you up to, Talon?
Talon: It's brilliant actually. I'm going to impersonate your favourite pop star, who you all in love with, and mind-control his audience to create a teen army for my uncle Claw. But seriously, if I wear the mask, would you want to go out?
Penny: That's your plan?
Talon: Well, it doesn't have to be a movie. Oh! the mind-control, yeah
Penny: That's a terrible plan
Talon: Fine! (to himself) I try and I try...
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A Better Class of MAD
Talon:(to Dr Claw) Gadget! Here?! *groans* I don't have time for this! Uh hey, does that mean Penny's here too?
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Talon: (to MADellena) Hey, MADellena, Gadget's here. Make you a deal, bring me Penny after she's had a star treatment and I'll bring you Gadget
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Talon: Ok, catch Gadget, done. Trade him for Penny, almost done. Finish the video with an unconscious lead actor, I can work with that
Penny: I'll give you something to work with
Talon: (turns to Penny) Penny! That was an awful line
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Dog Show Days Are Over
Penny: What are you doing here?
Talon: I'm starting a make-your-own-pizza bar. What does look like I'm doing? I'm in the dog show!
Penny: Yeah? You and what dog? *sneezes*
Talon: Ew! Are you allergic to good looks or something?
Penny: Nope. Just cats
Talon: A cat?Here? *chuckles* What? Have you met my dog?
Penny: That's your, uh, unique-looking dog?
Talon:Yeah, that's right. Hey, I've got an idea, how about my dog versus your dog?
Penny: You're on! You, me, the obstacle course.
Talon: What about the dogs?
Penny: Oh course them too. Because this is a competition between them. Not us.
Talon: Ha! You're on. Me against you. I mean, my dog against your dog
Penny: Please, do you (Talon runs ) hey! Wait up!
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Penny: MADcat?! No wonder I've been sneezing. But why?
Talon: It's an autoimmune response, but that's not important right now. MADcat's gonna win the show, get on TV and use her goggles to brain-wash all the dogs in the world to run away to a farm so Uncle Claw never has to see them again! Then I'm gonna secretly train them to be my mighty MAD Dog Army and Uncle Claw will finally realize I'm a genius!
Penny: You gotta win first
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One Bad Apple
Talon: Hi, pretty Penny
Penny: Talon!
Talon: Hah! Have an apple, Penny
Penny: What are you doing, Talon?
Talon: *sighs* My uncle has created this evil Mutant Apple army to unleash their "tart rage" on the world, creating chaos and general destruction
Penny: That's actually pretty evil
Talon: I know. Cool, right?!
Penny: C'mon Talon.Do you really want to do this?
Talon: No, But Uncle Claw won't let me leave here if I don't. Anyhoo, sorry Pen, but remember, a Mutant Apple a day keeps Dr.Claw happy!
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Penny: Still trapped.There's got to be a way out of here.After all Talon made it out. (Bumps into Talon) What are you still doing here?
Talon: What? Have you found an escape route?
Penny: You're not very good at this villain thing, are you?
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Sucks like MAD
Penny: Talon?
Talon: It's a specialty of mine to have all the angles covered.
Penny: Really? A vacuum trap at a vacuum convention Don't you think that's a little cliché?
Talon: Ugh, I know, it was my uncle's idea. Don't get me started. I told him it was too much but he was all(mimicking Dr Claw) You have to do it my way.
Penny: *giggles* (mimicking Dr Claw) Raaa! I'll get you Gadget!
Talon: Hah, seriously, that was awesome.
Penny: I can't believe that Claw is the overlord of an evil crime syndicate.
Talon: You wouldn't know it, the way he's been cheaping out with these used moustaches.
Penny: I thought I smelled soup. Minestrone?
Talon: I wish anyway, what were we doing? Oh, right.I was winning, and you were trapped. Sucks to be you! Ha!(Penny frowns) That's a vacuum cleaner joke.
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A Claw For Talon
Talon: The signal is weak, but it's got to be here somewhere! It looks like it's just down this hallway and through that door
Penny: Let's see if we can find that claw it looks like the signal is coming from somewhere in a room at the end of this hallway . Just through this door
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Talon: Hey, Penny
Penny: Hey, Talon. So, you're here to get the claw?
Talon: Oh, you know about Uncle Claw's Training Claw?
Penny: "Training Claw?!" Really?
Talon: Yeah! With Uncle Claw's Training Claw, I'll be more powerful than ever. Certainly more powerful than anything you could handle.
Penny: Ha! There is no way you'll ever be a match for me.
Talon: No? Well there's an easy way to prove it . A contest
Penny: I'm in! Hold on, what kind of contest?
Talon: The Claw, of course! I want it to become all powerful, and you want it to I don't know put flowers in or whatever.
Penny: What have you got against flowers?
Talon: I say whoever retrieves the Training Claw first, wins!
Penny: Um, I don't know about ...
Talon: I know I'm gonna win 'cause I can do this. Uh, I mean This! Uh, this? This? Uh, this!
Penny: What are you doing?
Talon: Oh, um nothing
Penny: You better not be cheating!
Talon: Of course not. I'm just ... winning!
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Talon: That's it, the claw! It's mine!
Penny: Uh, hang on, Talon! This might be a trap. (runs for the claw)
Talon: Ugh! I can't believe I fell for that.
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Talon: What! This thing is puny! What am I gonna do with this
Penny: *giggles* Maybe you can put it on your pinky.
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Gadget Management
Talon: (to Penny in disguise) Are you trying to sneak a peek at my notes? *chuckles* Impressive.Very sneaky. You've got the making of a great henchman!
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Talon: Eat short-circuit Penny.
Penny: Okay, how did you see through my holo-disguise?
Talon: I didn't, but I'd know your moves anywhere.
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Ticked Off
Talon: Yeah, let's put the impossibly handsome teen genius on clock-sitting duty! Well, that's a great use of his MAD skills. Not like anyone's gonna (sees Penny) woah, hello.
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Penny: Hello Ah-ha! Time to stop the clock! Why can't there be a bad guy around when I come up with a clever line! (Talon appears)
Talon: Careful what you wish for!
Penny: Talon. Of course.
Talon: Sorry, there's no way I'm gonna let you mess with my uncle's plan to turn St.Moritz into a life-sized snow globe to add to his prize winning collection
Penny: Shouldn't the plan be to freeze all the people at the Really Important Meeting of Really Important World Leaders so MAD can take over?
Talon: *sighs* We're gonna do that too, but he's got this snow globe collection and I know how it sounds but... Anyhoo... (throws a snowball at Penny)
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Talon: (Penny yawns) Did someone miss their beauty rest?
Penny: (flips Talon) No, you're just boring me.
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Operation HQ Reunion
Penny: *sniffs* I recognize that smell. A combo of desperation, perspiration and *sniffs* hair gel.
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Penny: (to Chief Quimby) But it's not any MAD agent, it's Talon! You know, with the dimples and ... I'm going to stop talking right now.
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Penny: Nailed it! I knew I could smell your ego in here
Talon: Well, flattering as it is that you know my smell, I really do have to go.
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Operation Hocus Pocus
Penny: Of course, you're here. Wouldn't be a proper creepy magic mansion without a visit from Talon
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Penny: Your uncle seems very supportive. We gotta get out of here, uncle Gadget's in trouble up there.
Talon: Big deal, I'm in trouble down here.
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Talon: So I'm guessing 'working together' time is over
Penny: Yup
Talon: Take it easy, nice running through mazes with you
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MAD Carpet Ride
Penny: Nice boots
Talon: Thanks, I designed them myself. I made MADCat do the stitching. She was so mad with her tiny paws holding a needle *laughs*
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Penny: Hey, where's the Gadget-mobile?
Talon: Oh yeah, the Gadget-mobile was parked in the MAD only zone. So it was kinda towed ... over the side
Penny: You ditched Uncle Gadget's car? That's his only ride
Talon: Geez, I'm sorry... Oh no wait... EVIL! Duh!
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Penny: Ok, Well, this is embarrassing
Talon: Gotta take off now! Oh, you're welcome. *laughs* Hang tough, Penny. And Talon one, Penny zero.
Penny: Oh you're just showing off, now!
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Penny: (Talon teasing) Oh come on! He's so annoying
Talon: (Penny takes control of the plimp) What ? Oh wow, she's so annoying !
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Colliderscope
Talon: Awesome, I'll activate the silent alarm now and we'll be ready for Penny... I mean Gadget when he gets here
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Penny: If I could go back in time, I'd totally give Talon the perfect burn. He always seems to have better comeback than me
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Talon: Well, that was surprisingly easy
Penny: Talon?!
Talon: The legend in the flesh! Your uncle has been removed from the space-time continuum
Penny: Bring them back!
Talon: Make me
Penny: With pleasure ( a bunch of Gadgets appears) Was that supposed to happen ?
Talon: No! They should be gone for good! But you wanted them back so let's call this your fault.
Penny: (The collider overloads) The collider's overloading
Talon: Oops, that's my cue. Gotta run,Penny. Take it easy, Penny. I had a blast.
Penny: Yeah.. well umm, I'll get you next time
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Penny: Talon, you're going out with a ... bang!
Talon: Oh wow. Did you just deliver a comeback with like no setup ? *laughs* Timing is everything ! Check it! Gotta fly, Penny .
Penny: Ugh , Talon, you're so annoying!
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Penny: Third time's a charm
Talon: Too slow. Do I know how to push your buttons or what?
Penny: (the dinosaur appears) Well, that's different than before.
Talon: Aww, did someone think they were the only one in the time loop. How cute! I was kinda bored with a bunch of Gadgets, so I went back in time and made a little change.
Penny: This needs to end, Talon.
Talon: But I'm figuring out how to get rid of your uncle for good. Plus I love your face when you can't think of a comeback
Penny: Well,at least I have a... a... face! Man, that was weak
Talon: Don't be such a dino- sore loser! Hah! LOL! I've got million of them. And you're gonna hear them all
Penny: Oh yeah? Well, bring 'em
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Talon: Enjoying the ex- SPEAR-ience ?
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Talon: Aww, don't be such a Thor loser! Did I use that pun already? I'm having to much fun to keep track!
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Talon: Tired of our little game?
Penny: Yeah, good thing I figure it out how to end it.
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My Gadget Will Go On
Penny: Oh nice ,Penny. Way to not alert anyone that you're here
Talon: Yup, you'd probably lose pretty quick in a game of hide and seek
Penny: Gotta be quicker than that, Talon.
Talon: Time for you to walk the plank
Penny: What?
Talon: Okay, so we don't have a plank. you get the point
Penny: I'd say you gotta work on that aim
Talon: Work on my aim,huh? You make a perfect target practice.*laughs* Hanging loose I see, Penny
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The Gadgetator
Talon: Oh great, it's Penny and she's pretty close to our lair. I guessI should head out and stop her. Again
Dr Claw: Who's that?
Talon: What do you mean " who's that?" That's Penny. You know... Gadget's niece
Dr Claw: Who?
Talon: I fight her all the time.
Dr Claw: You're talking gibberish
Talon: Are you serious? Penny! The girl who messed up our missions like a million times!
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Penny: ... And no one will ever fall asleep again! Unless it's cloudy or they have curtains
Talon: That's totally what I said !Oh and may I add "Gotcha"!
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Talon: If you could stop bouncing around so much, this would be over in a jiffy.
Penny: Nope. And who says "jiffy" you're starting to sound like my uncle
Talon: (imitating Gadget) Go Go Talon, Gum Gun! ( Penny kicks off the Gum Gun) Whatever, I'll get you next time
Penny: And now you're starting to sound like your uncle
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Talon: Let go of my feet!
Penny: Ugh, I'll let go if you wash your socks. Which is clearly never!
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Talon: ( in a charming voice) Hasta luego, Penny
Penny: Yeah, I hope your rocket boots burn your socks
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Mind Over MADder
Penny: Are you sure this is the fastest route?
Talon ( as Tenspring): Absolutely, my lady.(holds Penny's hand) Super fast
Penny: Umm, can I have my hand back?
Talon: Oh. Yes. Sorry... umm, Sherpa Cramp!
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Penny: Which path should I go on? I don't know. I can't just make up my mind
Talon: (as Tenspring) Don't worry. I'm sure you'll have time to (as Talon) to think about it !
Penny: Talon! I should have known. An actual Sherpa wouldn't insist on holding my hand so much
Talon: I was... just... keeping your warm! Common courtesy!
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Penny: Oh great... you
Talon: How did you...?
Penny: The Monks found me too. No thanks to you.
Talon: I thought you had a little time for yourself on an icy cliff. I could've done worse you know.
Penny: Oh yeah! Huh. So why didn't you?
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Train-ing Day
Inspector Gadget: Is it time for a in- transit movie?
Penny:(Talon appears on the screen) Yeah, starring Talon! I think it's called "Snakes on a train" !
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Talon: Sorry, blondie. This engine room is " authorised personnel" only
Penny: (sarcastically ) Aw man, there's nothing I can do... is what I'd say if there wasn't a whole other engine car on the other side of the train! Booyah!
Talon: (sarcastically ) Oh no! You outsmarted me! .... is what I'd say if I didn't control everything here. Tuck and roll, Pen! Tuck and roll
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Talon: Huh! Girl's got game
Slickstien and Barnstormer: Oooooooh! He likes her!
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Penny: Buckle up. You're on a express to "Prison Town" . Population: you
Slickstien and Barnstormer: Oooooh ! Sassy!
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Penny: Hah! No that I am keeping scores but Penny: one... Talon:... (Talon flies the engine car) Also one...*sighs* I always forget the footwear
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Ice Ice Yeti
Penny: Finally. Nowhere to run.
Talon: I've gotta hand it to you, Penny. You don't give up easily ... even when you should have quit trying to capture me a long time ago! *laughs*
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Penny: Oh, you are so about to be captured, MAD boy. (sees the Yeti and screams)
Talon: Hey, easy! Don't disturb the talent!
Penny: What. Have. You. Done?!
Talon: Really? Thought that was kind of obvious by now. I built a giant melting machine, caught a mythical snow beast to power it,put a collar on it so if he stops running, it gets a shock. And now I'm about to flood the entire world. And the best part is... I'm getting away again!
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Talon: Decisions, decisions. Does she try to save the world from a flood, save the endangered mythical beast or try and fail to capture the bad guy who has been so awesomely elusive?
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Mad Soaker
Talon: Penny? Things are starting to look up!
Penny: Talon. Don't you guys hire henchmen anymore?
Talon: But then the kicking of your butt would be so impersonal !
Penny: (kicks Talon) Personal enough for you?
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Talon: Look, this has been fun, but, I have a party to get to. Otherwise I'd love to stay and dance *flies off*
Penny: We weren't dancing !
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The Fountain of Cortex
Talon: Trying to kidnap what I rightfully kidnapped, huh? Take this *He threw a bucket of water*
Penny: Nice try, Talon but you can't stopping from saving these babies *runs and stops*
Talon: You're not gonna rescue anything if you hold babies like that. See what you have to do is rock them gently like this *rocks the babies and sings* I'm only showing you the highlight of how much better at everything I am
Penny: I can take care of babies
Talon: You probably don't know how to make silly noises like this *makes funny noises and the babies laughs*
Penny: Pfff I can do that *makes bad noises and the babies cry*
Talon: Cheez, Penny it's lucky I have the babies.Hah! You probably even know how to burp them. Watch the pro*the babies burp*
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Evil U
Penny: *sees Talon on Mal's computer* Talon?!
Mal: Oh yeah um... I kinda sorta maybe have a total crush on him! It's so embarrassing and girly! But ohh... I just can't help myself ! He's so bad that he makes him good which that's making him more bad! You know?
Penny: Yeah I actually totally do know ...
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WereBrain of London
Penny: Talon! Underground suits you. It's where the other moles live
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Talon: Why so cranky, Pen?
Penny: You turned my dog into a monster, you.. monster!
Talon: A monster that will help MAD get all super size
Penny: I think your ego's big enough
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The Airhead to the Throne
Talon: Ok Ok, firstly it's not my fault. Secondly, it is hard to shut down an auto destruct sequence
Penny: Well,I bet it's pretty to shut dow your sequence. That could've sounded cooler. Anyway, I trailed this bird, which I believe is yours or more accuratly not yours... in that it is stolen is my point
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Penny: You had enough time to do all those crimes behind your uncle's back
Talon: Whatever! Will you just listen? I need you to hack into the main frigment and reboot the communications tower while I try to find the overhigh
Penny: And why would I help you ( two minutes to self destruct)
Talon: There's that and considering how many doomsday devices this lair has, if it blows it will take out the whole city
Penny: Ugh, fine! But after I save the city, I'm so kicking your butt
Talon: This button should shut down the auto destruct *presses button*(acceralator initiated 60 seconds to self destruct)
Penny: Way to go, amature *Talon presses another button and traps her* Oh now, that's mature
Talon: Yes,stopping this self destruct protocal and capture one of HQ's most talented agents is very mature
Penny: (flattered) You really think I'm talented?
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Talon: Well since we're gonna make it out alive, Penny, I just wanted to let you know that always had a secret...
Trivia
Throughout the series, it is shown that Talon has a crush on Penny, and vice versa, despite the fact both are enemies like their uncles. Due to this, they cannot be together.
Some fans called them Talenny
Talon And Penny
Gadget 2.0
Talon: Hey hey, pretty girl. I'm Talon, what's your name?
Penny: I'm pretty... Penny.. *giggles* Hi...
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Talon: Your flea bag sniffed the wrong butt. Oh and thanks, Penny, my uncle will be happy to have his claw back
Penny: You're Dr Claw's nephew?!
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Talon: I gotta tell ya, you're better at this than I thought you'd be
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Talon: (To Penny) Call me! *then escapes*
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Talon: ( To Dr Claw) You think Penny's coming ? *smiles*
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Penny: No nephew of Dr Claw can come in here and mess with our stuff! Talon is going down for betraying me ... I mean ... everyone
Talon: How about a hand for Talon. Hah! 'Cause you know a claw is like a hand
Penny: Yeah, I get it. It's just lame, Talon ... like you
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Penny: You're not taking anything, Talon
Talon: Sure I am * shoots some gum on Penny's feet* And when I bring my uncle his claw, I'll be the winner and you'll be stuck here
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Talon: Hi Pretty Penny *Penny turns to Talon* Can't stay away, can you Penny?
Penny: Well, I just needed too get close enough ... to kick your butt!
Talon: Sorry, I don't have time *activates the robot penguins* maybe when we meet again
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Towering Towers
Talon: (in a charming voice) Hey Penny, how's it going?
Penny: Ohh um you know... fine *lovestruck moment* Hey! Enough with the charm, you!
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Talon: (About Penny) No! Uh, I mean why get rid of her, when we can make her watch as we take control of the antenna and all of Earth's satellites. Much better than just tossing her off the side Huh!
Game Over, Man
Penny: I was hoping for a creepy alien but all I got is a creep
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Rock Out
Talon: (to Dr Claw) There's been a complication, Gadget and Penny are here. And Penny's going gaga over Nigel Saint De' Le-pepperton III Esquire IV
Talon: Yeah and Penny. I mean ... what does she even see in this guy?
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Talon (as Nigel) : So ,Penny, do you want another picture with me or... maybe we can get together after the show
Penny: Really? That would be amazing... wait a minute, what happen to your accent?
Talon: Oh yeah, that! I just thought I try something different. Since you like Nigel... I mean... me so much, why won't we go see a movie?
Penny: Hey! I know that voice. You're Talon
Talon: Ok, you got me. But I had you there, didn't I ?
Penny: What are you up to, Talon?
Talon: It's brilliant actually. I'm going to impersonate your favourite pop star, who you all in love with, and mind-control his audience to create a teen army for my uncle Claw. But seriously, if I wear the mask, would you want to go out?
Penny: That's your plan?
Talon: Well, it doesn't have to be a movie. Oh! the mind-control, yeah
Penny: That's a terrible plan
Talon: Fine! (to himself) I try and I try...
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A Better Class of MAD
Talon:(to Dr Claw) Gadget! Here?! *groans* I don't have time for this! Uh hey, does that mean Penny's here too?
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Talon: (to MADellena) Hey, MADellena, Gadget's here. Make you a deal, bring me Penny after she's had a star treatment and I'll bring you Gadget
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Talon: Ok, catch Gadget, done. Trade him for Penny, almost done. Finish the video with an unconscious lead actor, I can work with that
Penny: I'll give you something to work with
Talon: (turns to Penny) Penny! That was an awful line
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Dog Show Days Are Over
Penny: What are you doing here?
Talon: I'm starting a make-your-own-pizza bar. What does look like I'm doing? I'm in the dog show!
Penny: Yeah? You and what dog? *sneezes*
Talon: Ew! Are you allergic to good looks or something?
Penny: Nope. Just cats
Talon: A cat?Here? *chuckles* What? Have you met my dog?
Penny: That's your, uh, unique-looking dog?
Talon:Yeah, that's right. Hey, I've got an idea, how about my dog versus your dog?
Penny: You're on! You, me, the obstacle course.
Talon: What about the dogs?
Penny: Oh course them too. Because this is a competition between them. Not us.
Talon: Ha! You're on. Me against you. I mean, my dog against your dog
Penny: Please, do you (Talon runs ) hey! Wait up!
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Penny: MADcat?! No wonder I've been sneezing. But why?
Talon: It's an autoimmune response, but that's not important right now. MADcat's gonna win the show, get on TV and use her goggles to brain-wash all the dogs in the world to run away to a farm so Uncle Claw never has to see them again! Then I'm gonna secretly train them to be my mighty MAD Dog Army and Uncle Claw will finally realize I'm a genius!
Penny: You gotta win first
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One Bad Apple
Talon: Hi, pretty Penny
Penny: Talon!
Talon: Hah! Have an apple, Penny
Penny: What are you doing, Talon?
Talon: *sighs* My uncle has created this evil Mutant Apple army to unleash their "tart rage" on the world, creating chaos and general destruction
Penny: That's actually pretty evil
Talon: I know. Cool, right?!
Penny: C'mon Talon.Do you really want to do this?
Talon: No, But Uncle Claw won't let me leave here if I don't. Anyhoo, sorry Pen, but remember, a Mutant Apple a day keeps Dr.Claw happy!
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Penny: Still trapped.There's got to be a way out of here.After all Talon made it out. (Bumps into Talon) What are you still doing here?
Talon: What? Have you found an escape route?
Penny: You're not very good at this villain thing, are you?
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Sucks like MAD
Penny: Talon?
Talon: It's a specialty of mine to have all the angles covered.
Penny: Really? A vacuum trap at a vacuum convention Don't you think that's a little cliché?
Talon: Ugh, I know, it was my uncle's idea. Don't get me started. I told him it was too much but he was all(mimicking Dr Claw) You have to do it my way.
Penny: *giggles* (mimicking Dr Claw) Raaa! I'll get you Gadget!
Talon: Hah, seriously, that was awesome.
Penny: I can't believe that Claw is the overlord of an evil crime syndicate.
Talon: You wouldn't know it, the way he's been cheaping out with these used moustaches.
Penny: I thought I smelled soup. Minestrone?
Talon: I wish anyway, what were we doing? Oh, right.I was winning, and you were trapped. Sucks to be you! Ha!(Penny frowns) That's a vacuum cleaner joke.
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A Claw For Talon
Talon: The signal is weak, but it's got to be here somewhere! It looks like it's just down this hallway and through that door
Penny: Let's see if we can find that claw it looks like the signal is coming from somewhere in a room at the end of this hallway . Just through this door
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Talon: Hey, Penny
Penny: Hey, Talon. So, you're here to get the claw?
Talon: Oh, you know about Uncle Claw's Training Claw?
Penny: "Training Claw?!" Really?
Talon: Yeah! With Uncle Claw's Training Claw, I'll be more powerful than ever. Certainly more powerful than anything you could handle.
Penny: Ha! There is no way you'll ever be a match for me.
Talon: No? Well there's an easy way to prove it . A contest
Penny: I'm in! Hold on, what kind of contest?
Talon: The Claw, of course! I want it to become all powerful, and you want it to I don't know put flowers in or whatever.
Penny: What have you got against flowers?
Talon: I say whoever retrieves the Training Claw first, wins!
Penny: Um, I don't know about ...
Talon: I know I'm gonna win 'cause I can do this. Uh, I mean This! Uh, this? This? Uh, this!
Penny: What are you doing?
Talon: Oh, um nothing
Penny: You better not be cheating!
Talon: Of course not. I'm just ... winning!
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Talon: That's it, the claw! It's mine!
Penny: Uh, hang on, Talon! This might be a trap. (runs for the claw)
Talon: Ugh! I can't believe I fell for that.
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Talon: What! This thing is puny! What am I gonna do with this
Penny: *giggles* Maybe you can put it on your pinky.
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Gadget Management
Talon: (to Penny in disguise) Are you trying to sneak a peek at my notes? *chuckles* Impressive.Very sneaky. You've got the making of a great henchman!
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Talon: Eat short-circuit Penny.
Penny: Okay, how did you see through my holo-disguise?
Talon: I didn't, but I'd know your moves anywhere.
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Ticked Off
Talon: Yeah, let's put the impossibly handsome teen genius on clock-sitting duty! Well, that's a great use of his MAD skills. Not like anyone's gonna (sees Penny) woah, hello.
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Penny: Hello Ah-ha! Time to stop the clock! Why can't there be a bad guy around when I come up with a clever line! (Talon appears)
Talon: Careful what you wish for!
Penny: Talon. Of course.
Talon: Sorry, there's no way I'm gonna let you mess with my uncle's plan to turn St.Moritz into a life-sized snow globe to add to his prize winning collection
Penny: Shouldn't the plan be to freeze all the people at the Really Important Meeting of Really Important World Leaders so MAD can take over?
Talon: *sighs* We're gonna do that too, but he's got this snow globe collection and I know how it sounds but... Anyhoo... (throws a snowball at Penny)
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Talon: (Penny yawns) Did someone miss their beauty rest?
Penny: (flips Talon) No, you're just boring me.
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Operation HQ Reunion
Penny: *sniffs* I recognize that smell. A combo of desperation, perspiration and *sniffs* hair gel.
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Penny: (to Chief Quimby) But it's not any MAD agent, it's Talon! You know, with the dimples and ... I'm going to stop talking right now.
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Penny: Nailed it! I knew I could smell your ego in here
Talon: Well, flattering as it is that you know my smell, I really do have to go.
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Operation Hocus Pocus
Penny: Of course, you're here. Wouldn't be a proper creepy magic mansion without a visit from Talon
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Penny: Your uncle seems very supportive. We gotta get out of here, uncle Gadget's in trouble up there.
Talon: Big deal, I'm in trouble down here.
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Talon: So I'm guessing 'working together' time is over
Penny: Yup
Talon: Take it easy, nice running through mazes with you
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MAD Carpet Ride
Penny: Nice boots
Talon: Thanks, I designed them myself. I made MADCat do the stitching. She was so mad with her tiny paws holding a needle *laughs*
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Penny: Hey, where's the Gadget-mobile?
Talon: Oh yeah, the Gadget-mobile was parked in the MAD only zone. So it was kinda towed ... over the side
Penny: You ditched Uncle Gadget's car? That's his only ride
Talon: Geez, I'm sorry... Oh no wait... EVIL! Duh!
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Penny: Ok, Well, this is embarrassing
Talon: Gotta take off now! Oh, you're welcome. *laughs* Hang tough, Penny. And Talon one, Penny zero.
Penny: Oh you're just showing off, now!
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Penny: (Talon teasing) Oh come on! He's so annoying
Talon: (Penny takes control of the plimp) What ? Oh wow, she's so annoying !
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Colliderscope
Talon: Awesome, I'll activate the silent alarm now and we'll be ready for Penny... I mean Gadget when he gets here
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Penny: If I could go back in time, I'd totally give Talon the perfect burn. He always seems to have better comeback than me
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Talon: Well, that was surprisingly easy
Penny: Talon?!
Talon: The legend in the flesh! Your uncle has been removed from the space-time continuum
Penny: Bring them back!
Talon: Make me
Penny: With pleasure ( a bunch of Gadgets appears) Was that supposed to happen ?
Talon: No! They should be gone for good! But you wanted them back so let's call this your fault.
Penny: (The collider overloads) The collider's overloading
Talon: Oops, that's my cue. Gotta run,Penny. Take it easy, Penny. I had a blast.
Penny: Yeah.. well umm, I'll get you next time
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Penny: Talon, you're going out with a ... bang!
Talon: Oh wow. Did you just deliver a comeback with like no setup ? *laughs* Timing is everything ! Check it! Gotta fly, Penny .
Penny: Ugh , Talon, you're so annoying!
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Penny: Third time's a charm
Talon: Too slow. Do I know how to push your buttons or what?
Penny: (the dinosaur appears) Well, that's different than before.
Talon: Aww, did someone think they were the only one in the time loop. How cute! I was kinda bored with a bunch of Gadgets, so I went back in time and made a little change.
Penny: This needs to end, Talon.
Talon: But I'm figuring out how to get rid of your uncle for good. Plus I love your face when you can't think of a comeback
Penny: Well,at least I have a... a... face! Man, that was weak
Talon: Don't be such a dino- sore loser! Hah! LOL! I've got million of them. And you're gonna hear them all
Penny: Oh yeah? Well, bring 'em
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Talon: Enjoying the ex- SPEAR-ience ?
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Talon: Aww, don't be such a Thor loser! Did I use that pun already? I'm having to much fun to keep track!
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Talon: Tired of our little game?
Penny: Yeah, good thing I figure it out how to end it.
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My Gadget Will Go On
Penny: Oh nice ,Penny. Way to not alert anyone that you're here
Talon: Yup, you'd probably lose pretty quick in a game of hide and seek
Penny: Gotta be quicker than that, Talon.
Talon: Time for you to walk the plank
Penny: What?
Talon: Okay, so we don't have a plank. you get the point
Penny: I'd say you gotta work on that aim
Talon: Work on my aim,huh? You make a perfect target practice.*laughs* Hanging loose I see, Penny
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The Gadgetator
Talon: Oh great, it's Penny and she's pretty close to our lair. I guessI should head out and stop her. Again
Dr Claw: Who's that?
Talon: What do you mean " who's that?" That's Penny. You know... Gadget's niece
Dr Claw: Who?
Talon: I fight her all the time.
Dr Claw: You're talking gibberish
Talon: Are you serious? Penny! The girl who messed up our missions like a million times!
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Penny: ... And no one will ever fall asleep again! Unless it's cloudy or they have curtains
Talon: That's totally what I said !Oh and may I add "Gotcha"!
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Talon: If you could stop bouncing around so much, this would be over in a jiffy.
Penny: Nope. And who says "jiffy" you're starting to sound like my uncle
Talon: (imitating Gadget) Go Go Talon, Gum Gun! ( Penny kicks off the Gum Gun) Whatever, I'll get you next time
Penny: And now you're starting to sound like your uncle
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Talon: Let go of my feet!
Penny: Ugh, I'll let go if you wash your socks. Which is clearly never!
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Talon: ( in a charming voice) Hasta luego, Penny
Penny: Yeah, I hope your rocket boots burn your socks
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Mind Over MADder
Penny: Are you sure this is the fastest route?
Talon ( as Tenspring): Absolutely, my lady.(holds Penny's hand) Super fast
Penny: Umm, can I have my hand back?
Talon: Oh. Yes. Sorry... umm, Sherpa Cramp!
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Penny: Which path should I go on? I don't know. I can't just make up my mind
Talon: (as Tenspring) Don't worry. I'm sure you'll have time to (as Talon) to think about it !
Penny: Talon! I should have known. An actual Sherpa wouldn't insist on holding my hand so much
Talon: I was... just... keeping your warm! Common courtesy!
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Penny: Oh great... you
Talon: How did you...?
Penny: The Monks found me too. No thanks to you.
Talon: I thought you had a little time for yourself on an icy cliff. I could've done worse you know.
Penny: Oh yeah! Huh. So why didn't you?
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Train-ing Day
Inspector Gadget: Is it time for a in- transit movie?
Penny:(Talon appears on the screen) Yeah, starring Talon! I think it's called "Snakes on a train" !
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Talon: Sorry, blondie. This engine room is " authorised personnel" only
Penny: (sarcastically ) Aw man, there's nothing I can do... is what I'd say if there wasn't a whole other engine car on the other side of the train! Booyah!
Talon: (sarcastically ) Oh no! You outsmarted me! .... is what I'd say if I didn't control everything here. Tuck and roll, Pen! Tuck and roll
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Talon: Huh! Girl's got game
Slickstien and Barnstormer: Oooooooh! He likes her!
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Penny: Buckle up. You're on a express to "Prison Town" . Population: you
Slickstien and Barnstormer: Oooooh ! Sassy!
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Penny: Hah! No that I am keeping scores but Penny: one... Talon:... (Talon flies the engine car) Also one...*sighs* I always forget the footwear
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Ice Ice Yeti
Penny: Finally. Nowhere to run.
Talon: I've gotta hand it to you, Penny. You don't give up easily ... even when you should have quit trying to capture me a long time ago! *laughs*
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Penny: Oh, you are so about to be captured, MAD boy. (sees the Yeti and screams)
Talon: Hey, easy! Don't disturb the talent!
Penny: What. Have. You. Done?!
Talon: Really? Thought that was kind of obvious by now. I built a giant melting machine, caught a mythical snow beast to power it,put a collar on it so if he stops running, it gets a shock. And now I'm about to flood the entire world. And the best part is... I'm getting away again!
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Talon: Decisions, decisions. Does she try to save the world from a flood, save the endangered mythical beast or try and fail to capture the bad guy who has been so awesomely elusive?
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Mad Soaker
Talon: Penny? Things are starting to look up!
Penny: Talon. Don't you guys hire henchmen anymore?
Talon: But then the kicking of your butt would be so impersonal !
Penny: (kicks Talon) Personal enough for you?
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Talon: Look, this has been fun, but, I have a party to get to. Otherwise I'd love to stay and dance *flies off*
Penny: We weren't dancing !
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The Fountain of Cortex
Talon: Trying to kidnap what I rightfully kidnapped, huh? Take this *He threw a bucket of water*
Penny: Nice try, Talon but you can't stopping from saving these babies *runs and stops*
Talon: You're not gonna rescue anything if you hold babies like that. See what you have to do is rock them gently like this *rocks the babies and sings* I'm only showing you the highlight of how much better at everything I am
Penny: I can take care of babies
Talon: You probably don't know how to make silly noises like this *makes funny noises and the babies laughs*
Penny: Pfff I can do that *makes bad noises and the babies cry*
Talon: Cheez, Penny it's lucky I have the babies.Hah! You probably even know how to burp them. Watch the pro*the babies burp*
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Evil U
Penny: *sees Talon on Mal's computer* Talon?!
Mal: Oh yeah um... I kinda sorta maybe have a total crush on him! It's so embarrassing and girly! But ohh... I just can't help myself ! He's so bad that he makes him good which that's making him more bad! You know?
Penny: Yeah I actually totally do know ...
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WereBrain of London
Penny: Talon! Underground suits you. It's where the other moles live
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Talon: Why so cranky, Pen?
Penny: You turned my dog into a monster, you.. monster!
Talon: A monster that will help MAD get all super size
Penny: I think your ego's big enough
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The Airhead to the Throne
Talon: Ok Ok, firstly it's not my fault. Secondly, it is hard to shut down an auto destruct sequence
Penny: Well,I bet it's pretty to shut dow your sequence. That could've sounded cooler. Anyway, I trailed this bird, which I believe is yours or more accuratly not yours... in that it is stolen is my point
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Penny: You had enough time to do all those crimes behind your uncle's back
Talon: Whatever! Will you just listen? I need you to hack into the main frigment and reboot the communications tower while I try to find the overhigh
Penny: And why would I help you ( two minutes to self destruct)
Talon: There's that and considering how many doomsday devices this lair has, if it blows it will take out the whole city
Penny: Ugh, fine! But after I save the city, I'm so kicking your butt
Talon: This button should shut down the auto destruct *presses button*(acceralator initiated 60 seconds to self destruct)
Penny: Way to go, amature *Talon presses another button and traps her* Oh now, that's mature
Talon: Yes,stopping this self destruct protocal and capture one of HQ's most talented agents is very mature
Penny: (flattered) You really think I'm talented?
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Talon: Well since we're gonna make it out alive, Penny, I just wanted to let you know that always had a secret...
Trivia
Throughout the series, it is shown that Talon has a crush on Penny, and vice versa, despite the fact both are enemies like their uncles. Due to this, they cannot be together.
Some fans called them Talenny