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->For me, the first sign that something was wrong was when my phone started threatening me. I thought it was just a virus or something. (I wasn’t sure if smartphones could get viruses, but I checked with my friend who works in IT, and she said they could. But that’s beside the point.) Tim, our GM, has a no-phones-at-the-table rule, so it was kind of ironic when he answered his and it blew out his eardrums and killed him with a cerebral hemorrhage (at least, that’s what my friend who’s an EMT says happened), but mostly it was pants-wettingly terrifying. So, that confirmed that
something was very wrong.

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->For me, the first sign that something was wrong was when my phone started threatening me. I thought it was just a virus or something. (I wasn’t sure if smartphones could get viruses, but I checked with my friend who works in IT, and she said they could. But that’s beside the point.) Tim, our GM, has a no-phones-at-the-table rule, so it was kind of ironic when he answered his and it blew out his eardrums and killed him with a cerebral hemorrhage (at least, that’s what my friend who’s an EMT says happened), but mostly it was pants-wettingly terrifying. So, that confirmed that
that something was very wrong.
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->For me, the first sign that something was wrong was when my phone started threatening me. I thought it was just a virus or something. (I wasn’t sure if smartphones could get viruses, but I checked with my friend who works in IT, and she said they could. But that’s beside the point.) Tim, our GM, has a no-phones-at-the-table rule, so it was kind of ironic when he answered his and it blew out his eardrums and killed him with a cerebral hemorrhage (at least, that’s what my friend who’s an EMT says happened), but mostly it was pants-wettingly terrifying. So, that confirmed that
something was very wrong.
->I have no idea what’s causing it. No one I’ve talked to does. But all technology, all machines — and I mean all of them — are trying to kill us. All of us. Computers, cars, water heaters, food processors, toasters— [[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters everything]]. Have you ever seen a fax machine kill someone? [[CruelAndUnusualDeath I can’t even describe it]].
-->--"Heavy Metal - Apocalypse," ''TabletopGame/TheEndOfTheWorld: Revolt Of The Machines''

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