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->'''De Morel:''' Mr. Starfall. You are a tricky one. You will get a percentage of what you save. However, you do not get seventeen percent of this station.\\
'''Sam:''' I completely agree. Our bargain was for three times seventeen percent, fifty one percent in total. And as the majority owner of this station, you are doing a poor job in convincing me that I should let you retain your position. I suppose this is my office now. We'll find you a smaller one. Do you have any cigars? I don't smoke, but they're good for appearances.\\
'''De Morel:''' This is my office! You don't own fifty one percent of the station! That three times seventeen fast talk won't hold up in any court!\\
'''Sam:''' Are you trying to cheat me? You're trying to knock me down to seventeen percent! I don't see anything in writing saying seventeen percent!\\
'''De Morel:''' You want it in writing?! Fine! I'll put it in writing! And you're going to sign it!\\
'''Sam:''' Or what? [[LampshadeHanging You're going to throw me into a briar patch?]]\\
'''De Morel:''' What?\\
'''Sam:''' Nevermind. Keep going. You've got momentum now.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''
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'''Man in Room 101:''' Now do it me! ''Do it me!''\\

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'''Man in Room 101:''' Now No, do it me! ''Do it me!''\\
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->''Oh no. Please don't put me back in the room with everybody's valuables. Oof, [[BlatantLies I hate it]].''
-->-- '''[[StickyFingers Glendale]]''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Centaurworld}}''
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->[''VideoGame/UntilDawn''] also owes something to ''VideoGame/SilentHillShatteredMemories'', in that it tries to psychologically evaluate you to an extent, albeit with considerably less subtlety. At one point, a character brazenly asks, "Say, which three of these things do you find scariest?" And lo and behold; the three you pick will show up later! That seems like an easy system to game: "No, really! I'm terrified of Magners Cider, Jaffa Cakes, and handjobs!"

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->[''VideoGame/UntilDawn''] ->''[''VideoGame/UntilDawn''] also owes something to ''VideoGame/SilentHillShatteredMemories'', in that it tries to psychologically evaluate you to an extent, albeit with considerably less subtlety. At one point, a character brazenly asks, "Say, which three of these things do you find scariest?" And lo and behold; the three you pick will show up later! That seems like an easy system to game: "No, really! I'm terrified of Magners Cider, Jaffa Cakes, and handjobs!"handjobs!"''
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-->-- '''Ride/SplashMountain''

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-->-- '''Ride/SplashMountain''
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-->--''ComicBook/Fantastic Four'' Vol 1 289

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-->--''ComicBook/Fantastic Four'' Vol 1 -->--''ComicBook/FantasticFour,'' Volume 1, No. 289
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->'''Blastaar:''' Blastaar is ''supreme!'' Blastaar is ''all-powerful!'' I will not let mere ''humans'' defeat me! I will not let you… let you… ''(suddenly grins)'' !!... I will not let you hurl the Control Rod into the ''atomic disintegrator!''
->'''Sue Storm:''' …Atomic disintegrator…?
->'''Blastaar:''' Yes! I see now ''that'' is your goal! ''(moves to block the “disintegrator”)'' Stealing the Rod, using it against me, these are not enough! You mean to ''annihilate it!''
->'''Johnny Storm:''' By tossing it in ''there?'' (takes the Rod from Sue) Hey, thanks a ''bunch'', Blastie! You do have a way of making life easier!
-->--''ComicBook/Fantastic Four'' Vol 1 289
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->'''Br'er Fox:''' Well, now, Br'er Rabbit, I reckon I'll have to ROAST ya!
->'''Br'er Rabbit:''' ''(stammering)'' Yes, sir, Br'er Fox. You go right ahead and roast me. But whatever you do, PLEASE don't fling me in that briar patch!
-->-- '''Ride/SplashMountain''
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-->''[[Literature/ArtemisFowl Artemis Fowl, Book 3: The Eternity Code]]''

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-->''[[Literature/ArtemisFowl -->-- ''[[Literature/ArtemisFowl Artemis Fowl, Book 3: The Eternity Code]]''
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** They proceed to bury him, not knowing that Mulch can chomp through dirt.
-->'''Chips:''' Digence must been upset right there at the end.\\

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** They ''(They proceed to bury him, not knowing that Mulch can chomp through dirt.
-->'''Chips:'''
dirt)''\\
'''Chips:'''
Digence must been upset right there at the end.\\



'''Chips:''' 'Cause I could see him cryin'. His shoulders were shaking, like he was laughing. But he must have been crying. I mean, what sort of crazy wacko would laugh when he's gettin' buried alive?\\

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'''Chips:''' 'Cause I could see him cryin'. His shoulders were shaking, like he was laughing. But he must have been crying. I mean, what sort of crazy wacko would laugh when he's gettin' buried alive?\\alive?
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->'''Mulch:''' You're right. I've got a smart mouth, and I deserve everything I've got coming to me. If it was me, I'd bury me alive.\\
'''Chips:''' Bury you alive! That's terrible. You'd be screaming and clawing the dirt. I could get nightmares.\\
'''Mulch:''' I promise to lie still. Anyway, I deserve it. I ''did'' call you a pair of overdeveloped, single-cell Cro-Magnons.\\
'''Chips:''' Did you?\\
'''Much:''' Well, I have now.\\
'''Pex:''' Okay, Mr. Digence. You know what we're gonna go? We're gonna bury you alive!\\
'''Mulch:''' Oh, the horror!\\
'''Pex:''' You asked for it!\\
'''Mulch:''' I did, didn't I?\\
'''Pex:''' Nobody calls ''me'' an overdeveloped signal-bell crow magnet!\\
'''Mulch:''' No, I bet nobody does...\\
** They proceed to bury him, not knowing that Mulch can chomp through dirt.
-->'''Chips:''' Digence must been upset right there at the end.\\
'''Pex:''' I'm not surprised.\\
'''Chips:''' 'Cause I could see him cryin'. His shoulders were shaking, like he was laughing. But he must have been crying. I mean, what sort of crazy wacko would laugh when he's gettin' buried alive?\\
-->''[[Literature/ArtemisFowl Artemis Fowl, Book 3: The Eternity Code]]''
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'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Oh, god, not ''again''! You know, sometimes I think people are getting wise to Room101.\\
'''Goverment Worker 2:''' Now, be fair. There is a lot of people who genuinely are scared of intimacy.\\

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'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Oh, god, not ''again''! ''again!'' You know, sometimes I think people are getting wise to Room101.\\
'''Goverment Worker 2:''' Now, be fair. There is a lot are lots of people who genuinely are scared of intimacy.\\



'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Maybe so, but I'm ''not'' convinced there are four-to-five-victims-a-week's worth, and no amount of loud shouts of "Oh, no! Please, make the ghastly intimacy stop!" is going convince me otherwise.\\

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'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Maybe so, but I'm ''not'' convinced there are four-to-five-victims-a-week's four-or-five-victims-a-week's worth, and no amount of loud shouts of "Oh, no! Please, make the ghastly intimacy stop!" is going gonna convince me otherwise.\\



'''Man in Room 101:''' No! Do it me! ''Do it me!''\\

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'''Man in Room 101:''' No! Do Now do it me! ''Do it me!''\\



'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Is he now? Quite frankly, I think that Big Brother is having the wool pull over his all-seeing eye.\\
'''Goverment Worker 2:''' Hey, be careful talking like that. Are you trying to get yourself arrested?\\
'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Well, let me just say that I have been pretty open over the years about my crippling phobia of beer!

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'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Is he now? Quite frankly, I think that Big Brother is having the wool pull over his all-seeing eye.eyes.\\
'''Goverment Worker 2:''' Hey, be careful talking careful. Talking like that. Are that, you trying to get yourself arrested?\\
'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Well, let me let's just say that I have I've been pretty open over the years about my crippling phobia of beer!
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''[beat]''\\

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''[beat]''\\''(beat)''\\
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'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Maybe so, but I'm ''not'' convinced there are four to five victims a week's worth, and no amount of loud shouts of "Oh, no! Please, make the ghastly stop!" is going convince me otherwise.\\

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'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Maybe so, but I'm ''not'' convinced there are four to five victims a week's four-to-five-victims-a-week's worth, and no amount of loud shouts of "Oh, no! Please, make the ghastly intimacy stop!" is going convince me otherwise.\\
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''(the woman continues moaning)''

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''(the woman continues moaning)''moaning)''\\



'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Well, let me just say that I have been pretty open over the years about my crippling phobia of beer!\\

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'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Well, let me just say that I have been pretty open over the years about my crippling phobia of beer!\\beer!
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'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Well, let me just say that I have been pretty open over the years about my crippling phobia of beer!

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'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Well, let me just say that I have been pretty open over the years about my crippling phobia of beer!beer!\\
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-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''' on ''VideoGame/UntilDawn''

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-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''' on ''VideoGame/UntilDawn''''VideoGame/UntilDawn''

->'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Maybe we can get some work done in peace now...\\
''({{Sexophone}} music and a moaning woman is heard through the walls)''\\
'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Oh, god, not ''again''! You know, sometimes I think people are getting wise to Room101.\\
'''Goverment Worker 2:''' Now, be fair. There is a lot of people who genuinely are scared of intimacy.\\
''(the woman moans louder)''\\
'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Maybe so, but I'm ''not'' convinced there are four to five victims a week's worth, and no amount of loud shouts of "Oh, no! Please, make the ghastly stop!" is going convince me otherwise.\\
'''Man in Room 101:''' Do it to Julia! Do it to Julia!\\
'''Goverment Worker 2:''' There you are; he's terrified.\\
'''Man in Room 101:''' No! Do it me! ''Do it me!''\\
''(the woman continues moaning)''
'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Is he now? Quite frankly, I think that Big Brother is having the wool pull over his all-seeing eye.\\
'''Goverment Worker 2:''' Hey, be careful talking like that. Are you trying to get yourself arrested?\\
'''Goverment Worker 1:''' Well, let me just say that I have been pretty open over the years about my crippling phobia of beer!
-->-- '''[[Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook That Mitchell and Webb Sound]]''', ''[[Literature/NineteenEightyFour Room 102]]''
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-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}''

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-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}''''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}''

->[''VideoGame/UntilDawn''] also owes something to ''VideoGame/SilentHillShatteredMemories'', in that it tries to psychologically evaluate you to an extent, albeit with considerably less subtlety. At one point, a character brazenly asks, "Say, which three of these things do you find scariest?" And lo and behold; the three you pick will show up later! That seems like an easy system to game: "No, really! I'm terrified of Magners Cider, Jaffa Cakes, and handjobs!"
-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''' on ''VideoGame/UntilDawn''
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->'''Artie:''' Do you mind staying on the island?\\
'''Dave:''' It doesn't matter. I complained, and, as usual, Helen and Mell decided to do the opposite. If that's the way they want it, I'll just have to ''cope'' with living on a tropical island with two scantily-clad women.\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Artie:''' Sometimes I worry that you're much smarter than you let on.\\
'''Dave:''' No, Bre'er Narbon! Don't toss me in that thar briar patch!
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}''

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