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Please don't repeatedly post variations of "Why wasn't [insert popular song here] on [album number]?" That isn't a headscratcher, that's just spamming the page.


** Being "cleaner than most of his other songs" doesn't necessarily make it clean, or remove any subtext.
* Why wasn't Music/{{Nickelback}}'s "How You Remind Me" on ''3''?
* Why wasn't Music/FountainsOfWayne's "Stacy's Mom" on ''5''?
* Why wasn't Music/GwenStefani's "Hollaback Girl" on ''9''?
* Why wasn't Music/FloRida's "Low" on ''14''?
* Why wasn't Music/LadyGaga's "Just Dance" on ''16'' and "Poker Face" on ''17''
* Why wasn't Music/KatyPerry's "Teenage Dream" on ''19''?
* Why wasn't Music/BrunoMars' "Grenade" on ''20''?
* Why wasn't Music/FosterThePeople's "Pumped Up Kicks" on ''21''?
* Why wasn't Music/Maroon5's "One More Night" on ''23''?
* Why wasn't Music/BrunoMars' "When I Was Your Man" on ''24''?
* Why wasn't Music/ImagineDragons' "Radioactive" on ''25'?
* Why wasn't R. City's "Locked Away" on ''31''?
* Why wasn't Music/TwentyOnePilots' "Heathens" on ''34''?
* Why wasn't Music/EdSheeran's ''Shape Of You" on ''35''?
* Why wasn't Music/LuisFonsi and Music/DaddyYankee's "Despacito" on ''36''?
* Why wasn't Music/TravisScott's "Sicko Mode" on ''40''?
* Why wasn't Music/HarryStyles' "Watermelon Sugar" on ''2021''?
* Why wasn't Music/TaylorSwift's "All Too Well" on ''Super Pop!''?
* Why wasn't Music/{{Rihanna}}'s "Lift Me Up" on ''2023 Vol. 2''?
* Why won't Music/LukeCombs' cover of "Fast Car" be on ''2024''?

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** Being "cleaner than most of his other songs" doesn't necessarily make it clean, or remove any subtext.
* Why wasn't Music/{{Nickelback}}'s "How You Remind Me" on ''3''?
* Why wasn't Music/FountainsOfWayne's "Stacy's Mom" on ''5''?
* Why wasn't Music/GwenStefani's "Hollaback Girl" on ''9''?
* Why wasn't Music/FloRida's "Low" on ''14''?
* Why wasn't Music/LadyGaga's "Just Dance" on ''16'' and "Poker Face" on ''17''
* Why wasn't Music/KatyPerry's "Teenage Dream" on ''19''?
* Why wasn't Music/BrunoMars' "Grenade" on ''20''?
* Why wasn't Music/FosterThePeople's "Pumped Up Kicks" on ''21''?
* Why wasn't Music/Maroon5's "One More Night" on ''23''?
* Why wasn't Music/BrunoMars' "When I Was Your Man" on ''24''?
* Why wasn't Music/ImagineDragons' "Radioactive" on ''25'?
* Why wasn't R. City's "Locked Away" on ''31''?
* Why wasn't Music/TwentyOnePilots' "Heathens" on ''34''?
* Why wasn't Music/EdSheeran's ''Shape Of You" on ''35''?
* Why wasn't Music/LuisFonsi and Music/DaddyYankee's "Despacito" on ''36''?
* Why wasn't Music/TravisScott's "Sicko Mode" on ''40''?
* Why wasn't Music/HarryStyles' "Watermelon Sugar" on ''2021''?
* Why wasn't Music/TaylorSwift's "All Too Well" on ''Super Pop!''?
* Why wasn't Music/{{Rihanna}}'s "Lift Me Up" on ''2023 Vol. 2''?
* Why won't Music/LukeCombs' cover of "Fast Car" be on ''2024''?
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***HOWEVER, it was released as a digital exclusive single around that time, so they probably just couldn't fit it on an album.


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**They probably just saw it as easier and more cost effective to limit the number of songs on each album.


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**Being "cleaner than most of his other songs" doesn't necessarily make it clean, or remove any subtext.
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* Why wasn't Music/BrunoMars' "When I Was Your Man" on ''24'?
* Why wasn't Music/ImagineDragons' "Radioactive" on ''25'"?

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* Why wasn't Music/BrunoMars' "When I Was Your Man" on ''24'?
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* Why wasn't Music/ImagineDragons' "Radioactive" on ''25'"?''25'?
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* Why wasn't Music/{{Nickelback}}'s "How You Remind Me" on ''3''?



* Why wasn't R. City's "Locked Away" on ''31''?

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* Why wasn't Music/FloRida's "Low" on ''14''?
* Why wasn't Music/LadyGaga's "Just Dance" on ''16'' and "Poker Face" on ''17''
* Why wasn't Music/KatyPerry's "Teenage Dream" on ''19''?
* Why wasn't Music/BrunoMars' "Grenade" on ''20''?
* Why wasn't Music/FosterThePeople's "Pumped Up Kicks" on ''21''?
* Why wasn't Music/Maroon5's "One More Night" on ''23''?
* Why wasn't Music/BrunoMars' "When I Was Your Man" on ''24'?
* Why wasn't Music/ImagineDragons' "Radioactive" on ''25'"?
* Why wasn't R. City's "Locked Away" on ''31''?''31''?
* Why wasn't Music/TwentyOnePilots' "Heathens" on ''34''?
* Why wasn't Music/EdSheeran's ''Shape Of You" on ''35''?
* Why wasn't Music/LuisFonsi and Music/DaddyYankee's "Despacito" on ''36''?
* Why wasn't Music/TravisScott's "Sicko Mode" on ''40''?
* Why wasn't Music/HarryStyles' "Watermelon Sugar" on ''2021''?
* Why wasn't Music/TaylorSwift's "All Too Well" on ''Super Pop!''?
* Why wasn't Music/{{Rihanna}}'s "Lift Me Up" on ''2023 Vol. 2''?
* Why won't Music/LukeCombs' cover of "Fast Car" be on ''2024''?
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* Why wasn't Music/FountainsOfWayne's "Stacy's Mom" on ''5''?

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* Why wasn't Music/FountainsOfWayne's "Stacy's Mom" on ''5''?''5''?
* Why wasn't Music/GwenStefani's "Hollaback Girl" on ''9''?
* Why wasn't R. City's "Locked Away" on ''31''?
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* Why wasn't Music/FountainsOfWayne's "Stacy's Mom" on "5"?

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* Why wasn't Music/FountainsOfWayne's "Stacy's Mom" on "5"?''5''?
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* Why wasn't Drake's "Hold On, We're Goin' Home" on ''25''? It's cleaner than most of his other songs.

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* Why wasn't Drake's "Hold On, We're Goin' Home" on ''25''? It's cleaner than most of his other songs.songs.
* Why wasn't Music/FountainsOfWayne's "Stacy's Mom" on "5"?
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* Aside from Pete Wentz of Music/FallOutBoy, have any other artists ever reacted to Kidz Bop covering their songs? It'd be hard to imagine there'd be many musicians unaware, given the popularity of the franchise.

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* Aside from Pete Wentz of Music/FallOutBoy, have any other artists ever reacted to Kidz Bop covering their songs? It'd be hard to imagine there'd be many musicians unaware, unaware ([[HehHehYouSaidX hehe, “underwear”]]) given the popularity of the franchise.
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* Why is Kidz Bop starting to cover rap a lot more often if pop is their primary genre? They do have a history of covering rap songs if they have a poppy chorus, but recently they've gone beyond pop-rap territory and taken stabs at pure hip-hop, like "Mood", "God's Plan", and anything by Music/CardiB and Music/PostMalone.

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* Why is Kidz Bop starting to cover rap a lot more often if pop is their primary genre? They do have a history of covering rap songs if they have a poppy chorus, but recently they've gone beyond pop-rap [[PopRap pop-rap]] territory and taken stabs at pure hip-hop, like "Mood", "God's Plan", and anything by Music/CardiB and Music/PostMalone.
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* Why did Kidz Bop stop releasing two-disc deluxe versions of their albums after ''5''?

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* Why did Kidz Bop stop releasing two-disc deluxe versions of their albums after ''5''?''5''?
* Why wasn't Drake's "Hold On, We're Goin' Home" on ''25''? It's cleaner than most of his other songs.
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** As it's been pointed out, just censoring the lyrics doesn't change that the songs are about. Even if you censor those lines, it's a pretty sexual song.


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** Probably just because of rap becoming a lot more mainstream. If they kept avoiding them entirely, it would look weird and they might even get accused of racism.


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** But why put in that much effort to sanitize a song about drugs? There was a lot of backlash to "Cake by the Ocean."


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** Their slogan isn't "kid-friendly versions of songs." It's "by kids, for kids." The point is to get a version sung by kids, which will supposedly excite kids.


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** "Bad Guy" is so inappropriate for kids. It's just a fully embraced VillainSong bragging about being evil, and contains the line "might seduce your dad type." It's absolutely not a kids song.


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** About half of it is about drugs, that's why.
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* Aside from Pete Wentz of Music/FallOutBoy, have any other artists ever reacted to Kidz Bop covering their songs? I can't imagine there'd be many musicians unaware, given the popularity of the franchise.
* Why did Pete Wentz prevent "Dance, Dance" from being included on ''Kidz Bop 10'' anyway if there's nothing objectively inappropriate about it aside from the "I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me" and "Why don't you show me a little bit of spine you've been saving for his mattress?" lyrics? If they got away with covering Music/BritneySpears' "Toxic" without changing a single lyric, I can't imagine why this would be too farfetched either.
* Why is Kidz Bop starting to cover rap a lot more often if pop is there primary genre? I know that they have a history of covering rap songs if they have a poppy chorus, but recently they've gone beyond pop-rap territory and taken stabs at pure hip-hop, like "Mood", "God's Plan", and anything by Music/CardiB and Music/PostMalone.

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* Aside from Pete Wentz of Music/FallOutBoy, have any other artists ever reacted to Kidz Bop covering their songs? I can't It'd be hard to imagine there'd be many musicians unaware, given the popularity of the franchise.
* Why did Pete Wentz prevent "Dance, Dance" from being included on ''Kidz Bop 10'' anyway if there's nothing objectively inappropriate about it aside from the "I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me" and "Why don't you show me a little bit of spine you've been saving for his mattress?" lyrics? If they got away with covering Music/BritneySpears' "Toxic" without changing a single lyric, I can't imagine why this would be too farfetched either.
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* Why is Kidz Bop starting to cover rap a lot more often if pop is there their primary genre? I know that they They do have a history of covering rap songs if they have a poppy chorus, but recently they've gone beyond pop-rap territory and taken stabs at pure hip-hop, like "Mood", "God's Plan", and anything by Music/CardiB and Music/PostMalone.
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* What's the point of covering a song if it's entirely clean? The whole point of Kidz Bop is to alter any objectionable lyrics to make the songs kid-friendlier, so why cover a song if no edits are to be made?

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* What's the point of covering a song if it's entirely clean? The whole point of Kidz Bop is to alter any objectionable lyrics to make the songs kid-friendlier, so why cover a song if no edits are to be made?made?
* Why did Kidz Bop never cover "Bad Guy" for ''40''?
* Why was "We Are Young" not on ''22''?
* Why did Kidz Bop stop releasing two-disc deluxe versions of their albums after ''5''?
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* Why wasn't "Can't Feel My Face" on ''30''? Yes, it's about cocaine addiction, but Kidz Bop has reinterpreted several songs whose meanings are explicitly confirmed by their performers ("Cake by the Ocean" anyone?). Plus, it was nominated for a Kids' Choice Award and covered by Canadian imitator Mini Pop Kids. But most importantly it doesn't contain any explicit mentions of drugs in the lyrics, the worst things being references to death and being numb. Even the title can be reinterpreted as nothing beyond a SillyLoveSong.

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* Why wasn't "Can't Feel My Face" on ''30''? Yes, it's about cocaine addiction, but Kidz Bop has reinterpreted several songs whose meanings are explicitly confirmed by their performers ("Cake by the Ocean" anyone?). Plus, it was nominated for a Kids' Choice Award and covered by Canadian imitator Mini Pop Kids. But most importantly it doesn't contain any explicit mentions of drugs in the lyrics, the worst things being references to death and being numb. Even the title can be reinterpreted as nothing beyond a SillyLoveSong.SillyLoveSong.
* What's the point of covering a song if it's entirely clean? The whole point of Kidz Bop is to alter any objectionable lyrics to make the songs kid-friendlier, so why cover a song if no edits are to be made?
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* Aside from Pete Wentz of Music/FallOutBoy, have any other artists ever reacted to Kidz Bop covering their songs? I can't imagine there'd be many musicians unaware, given the popularity of the franchise?

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* Aside from Pete Wentz of Music/FallOutBoy, have any other artists ever reacted to Kidz Bop covering their songs? I can't imagine there'd be many musicians unaware, given the popularity of the franchise?franchise.
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* Why didn't "Hit the Quan" make it onto ''31'' if "Watch Me" and "JuJu on That Beat", similar novelty rap songs, made it onto ''30'' and ''36'' respectively?

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* Why didn't "Hit the Quan" make it onto ''31'' if "Watch Me" and "JuJu "[=JuJu=] on That Beat", similar novelty rap songs, made it onto ''30'' and ''36'' respectively?
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* Aside from Pete Wentz of Music/FallOutBoy, have any other artists ever reacted to Kidz Bop covering their songs? I can't imagine there'd be many musicians unaware, given the popularity of the franchise?
* Why did Pete Wentz prevent "Dance, Dance" from being included on ''Kidz Bop 10'' anyway if there's nothing objectively inappropriate about it aside from the "I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me" and "Why don't you show me a little bit of spine you've been saving for his mattress?" lyrics? If they got away with covering Music/BritneySpears' "Toxic" without changing a single lyric, I can't imagine why this would be too farfetched either.
* Why is Kidz Bop starting to cover rap a lot more often if pop is there primary genre? I know that they have a history of covering rap songs if they have a poppy chorus, but recently they've gone beyond pop-rap territory and taken stabs at pure hip-hop, like "Mood", "God's Plan", and anything by Music/CardiB and Music/PostMalone.
* Why didn't "Hit the Quan" make it onto ''31'' if "Watch Me" and "JuJu on That Beat", similar novelty rap songs, made it onto ''30'' and ''36'' respectively?
* Why wasn't "Can't Feel My Face" on ''30''? Yes, it's about cocaine addiction, but Kidz Bop has reinterpreted several songs whose meanings are explicitly confirmed by their performers ("Cake by the Ocean" anyone?). Plus, it was nominated for a Kids' Choice Award and covered by Canadian imitator Mini Pop Kids. But most importantly it doesn't contain any explicit mentions of drugs in the lyrics, the worst things being references to death and being numb. Even the title can be reinterpreted as nothing beyond a SillyLoveSong.

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