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* mission 7: Why did Dr. Nick's monkeys escape from his lab? "Because I have tortured them horribly, silly!"

* In the opening cutscene:
-->'''Krusty:''' Hey hey! I'm endorsing a new cola, kids, and [[NoodleIncident this one]] [[BlatantLies isn't poisonous]] ''to anybody!''\\
'''Announcer:''' That we know of.
* This gem:
-->'''Bart:''' I've gotta get the new Bonestorm game or I'll be as uncool as Milhouse!\\
'''Milhouse:''' [[ImStandingRightHere I'm standing right here]], Bart.
** Note that the mission in question kicked off by Bart's desire for the game is started by Bart actually going to Milhouse.
* In Level 2, as Bart is collecting illegal fireworks to join the recent fad, he talks to Moe.
-->'''Moe:''' Sorry, Bart. I can't sell booze to a minor. It ain't right.\\
'''Bart:''' I'm here to buy fireworks.\\
'''Moe:''' Oh, hell yeah!
* In Level 1, one of the missions is to help Marge destroy a violent video game called "Bonestorm 2". In the next level, the first mission for Bart is to race to the store to buy a copy of said video game, only to find that Jimbo Jones got the last one, because "some crazy lady" destroyed all the rest.

* In Level 1, one of Homer's missions is to return things to Ned, one of which is a cooler he gave to Barney:
-->'''Homer:''' [[NoodleIncident Uh, remember that cooler I gave you for your birthday?]] Well, Flanders wants it back.\\
'''Barney:''' [[NoodleImplements Now what will I use for a toilet?]]

* When Homer breaks into Mr. Burns office in the final level, Mr. Burns initially thinks Homer is a former business partner he murdered: "Wow, that was really...wow."
** This in spite of the fact that Burns actually met Homer at the end of the first level. He met Homer just days earlier, already forgot him, and then mistook him for someone else.
* In Level 3, Lisa asks Wiggum how many strikes they have on Snake.
-->'''Wiggum:''' Uh, no strikes. But that's only because I'm a very, ''very'' bad cop.
** In the same conversation, he reveals that the police department can't afford a disguise like an eyepatch- he's being paid in potato chip coupons!
** According to the mission, running over the elderly is legal in Springfield, ''if'' you have a license.
** And at the end of the mission, Lisa thanks Wiggum's directions to help find Bart by saying he ''is'' a good cop. Wiggum [[DismissingACompliment deflects the compliment]], and Lisa confirms that, yes, she didn't mean it.
* One of the street races for Level 3 has this dialogue:
-->'''Nelson:''' 3... 2... Loser says what.\\
'''Lisa:''' What?\\
'''Nelson:''' Ha Ha. Go!
* At the end of level 5, Bart and Apu learn that Buzz Cola is going to send everyone into a murderous frenzy to boost the rating of a reality TV show. Bart's thoughts?
-->'''Apu:''' We must prevent the aliens from putting laser guns in the hands of cola drunk townspeople.\\
'''Bart:''' Why? [[ComedicSociopathy That sounds hilarious!]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I'd watch that show.]]\\
'''Apu:''' ''(Facepalms)'' I tell you what, you're a bad little boy.
** The level after, he eventually goes on trying to get help in confronting the matter, with Apu turning chicken and denying that he ever spoke English. After the final mission in Level 6, Bart goes right back to wishing for the worst to happen due to how awesome it would be to him.
* Snake happens to dislike obscenity. On two occasions (by different characters), he immediately complies on the ''threat'' of it.
-->'''Apu:''' If you do not tell me who owns the cola trucks, then I will be forced to use... ''profanity.''\\
'''Snake:''' OK, OK, don't go nuts!
** And in the penultimate mission of Level 7, when Snake's thinking about the {{irony}} of him being carjacked:
--->'''Homer:''' Just go!\\
'''Snake:''' What will you do if I don't?\\
'''Homer:''' [[FlippingTheBird Flip you the bird!]]
* During Mission 2 of Level 3, you can [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential knock Milhouse into the river]]. He will then simply walk back up the cliff...so you can kick him off again.
* Why did Dr. Nick's monkeys escape from his lab? "Because I have tortured them horribly, silly!"
** And once you're finished, Nick says this: "Welcome home, daddy's little angels. Now, [[CrossesTheLineTwice to put electrodes in your brains!]]"
** Also regarding Dr. Nick, two of his quotes when you run him over.
--->"Hey, you drive as well as I practice medicine."\\
"You're the Dr. Nick of driving."
* After Homer destroys the power couplings in Level 1 [[ItMakesSenseInContext which prevented him from sleeping at work]]:

''(whistle blows)''\\

* This quote from Jimbo when you hit or kick him. Mostly because of the way it's said.
-->"Flee! Flee! Fleeeee, dude!"
* Cletus' pick up truck isn't that great. His quotes on the other hand:
-->"Cletus is bringin' the pain!"\\
"Aw, man. I broke my whittling arm."\\
"Yokel, comin' throuuugh."\\
"Eat pick up, city folks!"
* Cletus' medical advice: "Just put some butter on the wound, it'll be fine."
* One of Comic Book Guy's crash quotes: "I spilled my Squishee."
* The police can sometimes unintentionally help you during missions where you have to destroy a vehicle. This is especially amusing in the side-mission "Milking the Pigs," where you have to destroy Chief Wiggum's car.
* In Level 2 and 5, you can push cars into the space between a moving train. The car will then be sandwiched and immediately destroyed.
* If you start kicking Krusty the Clown, he may have this to say:
-->'''Krusty:''' [[PaedoHunt I swear I didn't touch your daughter! And she told me she was 18!]]
* Milhouse passes out while counting for one of the street races due to car fumes.
* Some of the dialogue from the game's generic NPC's can be amusing when you kick them, run them over or cause general destruction, with special mention going to one particular voice who just sounds so ''done'' with Springfield's crap whenever you hurt him:
-->"Ugh, what a life."\\
"You have many personal problems, don't you?"\\
"This town is full of ''idiots''!"\\
"That does it, I'm moving to Shelbyville!"\\

* In Level 1, one of the missions is to help Marge destroy a violent video game called "Bonestorm 2". In the next level, the first mission for Bart is; to race to the store to buy a copy of said video game, only to find that Jimbo Jones got the last one, because "some crazy lady" destroyed all the rest.

-->'''Apu:''' We must prevent the aliens from putting laser guns in the hands of cola drunk towns people.\\

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-->'''Lisa''': Despite my age, ''I'' am driving here.
-->'''Chief Wiggum''': What is this, ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto''? Get out of there.
-->'''Homer''': Hee hee! [[SelfDeprecation You're dumber than me!]]
-->'''Cletus''': Yeah, I don't know left from right neither.

-->'''Krusty''': Hey hey! I'm endorsing a new cola, kids, and [[NoodleIncident this one]] [[BlatantLies isn't poisonous]] ''to anybody!''
-->'''Announcer''': That we know of.

--> '''Bart''': I've gotta get the new Bonestorm game or I'll be as uncool as Milhouse!
--> '''Milhouse''': [[ImStandingRightHere I'm standing right here]], Bart.

--> '''Moe''': Sorry, Bart. I can't sell booze to a minor. It ain't right.
--> '''Bart''': I'm here to buy fireworks.
--> '''Moe''': Oh, hell yeah!

--> '''Apu''': Hey, aren't you the boy who nearly drowned in nacho cheese?
--> '''Ralph''': I was in the newspaper!

--> '''Homer''': [[NoodleIncident Uh, remember that cooler I gave you for your birthday?]] Well, Flanders wants it back.
--> '''Barney''': [[NoodleImplements Now what will I use for a toilet?]]

--> '''Homer''': Barney, can I borrow the Plow King?
--> '''Barney''': Take what you want, you sexy leprechaun, just don't shoot me with that dart gun! Oooooooh....
--> '''Homer''': Whatever.

--> '''Apu''': We must prevent the aliens from putting laser guns in the hands of cola drunk towns people.
--> '''Bart''': Why? [[ComedicSociopathy That sounds hilarious!]] [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I'd watch that show.]]
--> '''Apu''': ''(Facepalms)'' I tell you what, you're a bad little boy.

--->"Hey, you drive as well as I practice medicine."
--->"You're the Dr. Nick of driving."

'''Mr. Burns''': Mindless drones, return to your ugly families!\\

-->'''Krusty''': [[PaedoHunt I swear I didn't touch your daughter! And she told me she was 18!]]