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* Julie exclaims over Miyagi kicking butt, while he demurs.
-->'''Miyagi:''' Most unfortunate butts attached to small brains.

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* (General) Miyagai and inanimate objects:
** Julie asks Miyagi "When are you going to teach me to break boards and stuff?" Miyagi answers "[[MartialPacifist Why you want to break boards? What boards ever do to you?]]"

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* (General) Miyagai Miyagi and inanimate objects:
** Julie asks From the first film, when some hooligans leave a bunch of beer bottles on Miyagi's truck. They refuse to leave, so Miyagi "When are you going to teach me to break boards and stuff?" chops the bottles in half with one swing, terrifying them away. When Daniel asks how he did that, Miyagi answers "[[MartialPacifist Why you want to break boards? What boards ever do to you?]]"replies "Don't know. First time trying."



** Another case of Miyagi vs inanimate objects from the first film, when some hooligans leave a bunch of beer bottles on Miyagi's truck. They refuse to leave, so Miyagi chops the bottles in half with one swing, terrifying them away. When Daniel asks how he did that, Miyagi replies "Don't know. First time trying."

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** Another case of In the fourth film, Julie asks Miyagi vs inanimate objects from the first film, when some hooligans leave a bunch of beer bottles on Miyagi's truck. They refuse "When are you going to leave, so teach me to break boards and stuff?" Miyagi chops the bottles in half with one swing, terrifying them away. When Daniel asks how he did that, Miyagi replies "Don't know. First time trying."
answers "[[MartialPacifist Why you want to break boards? What boards ever do to you?]]"


* (General) Miyagai and inanimate objects:
** Julie asks Miyagi "When are you going to teach me to break boards and stuff?" Miyagi answers "[[MartialPacifist Why you want to break boards? What boards ever do to you?]]"
** After they arrive in Okinawa in the second film, and see a poster of Sato breaking a log with his bare hand, Daniel asks Miyagi if he could do that. Miyagi snarks, "Don't know. Never been attacked by tree." This then becomes a BrickJoke as he smashes a huge tree trunk with one blow during the storm.
** Another case of Miyagi vs inanimate objects from the first film, when some hooligans leave a bunch of beer bottles on Miyagi's truck. They refuse to leave, so Miyagi chops the bottles in half with one swing, terrifying them away. When Daniel asks how he did that, Miyagi replies "Don't know. First time trying."



* This moment in the first film:

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* This moment in the first film:moment:



* Miyagi karate chops the necks off of some beer bottles some men were rudely placing on his truck.
-->'''Daniel:''' How did you do that!?
-->'''Miyagi:''' Don't know. First time.



--> '''Miyagi:''' "Mercy is for the weak. We do not train to be merciful here. Man face you, he is enemy. Enemy deserve no mercy." (beat as Daniel looks on, horrified) HAAAAAIIII-YAAAAHHH!...HONK!"

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--> '''Miyagi:''' [[IronicEcho "Mercy is for the weak. We do not train to be merciful here. Man face you, he is enemy. Enemy deserve no mercy." "]] (beat as Daniel looks on, horrified) HAAAAAIIII-YAAAAHHH!...HONK!"



* Miyagi has a short exchange with a woman in Tomi Village. He explains that he thinks they went to school together. He'd introduce her to Daniel, but he's forgotten her name.



* When practicing the drum technique, Daniel is practicing with the hook and knocks himself into the harbor.
--> '''Miyagi''': Daniel-san. Are you all right?
--> '''Daniel''': Yeah, I'm sorry. That was pretty stupid.
--> '''Miyagi''': (Gives him a "No, duh" look) Miyagi say that to father when same thing happened. Father agree he was stupid. ({{Beat}}) Father was right.
** Then we get this:
--> '''Daniel''': Hey, is there a counter-punch in the technique?
--> '''Miyagi''': Ask drum.



* Miyagai and inanimate objects:
** Julie asks Miyagi "When are you going to teach me to break boards and stuff?" Miyagi answers "[[MartialPacifist Why you want to break boards? What boards ever do to you?]]"
** After they arrive in Okinawa in the second film, and see a poster of Sato breaking a log with his bare hand, Daniel asks Miyagi if he could do that. Miyagi snarks, "Don't know. Never been attacked by tree."
** Another case of Miyagi vs inanimate objects from the first film, when some hooligans leave a bunch of beer bottles on Miyagi's truck. They refuse to leave, so Miyagi chops the bottles in half with one swing, terrifying them away. When Daniel asks how he did that, Miyagi replies "Don't know. First time trying."

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* Early in the tournament, while scouting the very flashy Darryl Vidal, Johnny can be seen [[FunnyBackgroundEvent in the background]] saying "He's not that good" to Kreese.

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* Dugan announces that he's going to put Miyagi's lights out. After the fight, which goes [[CurbStompBattle about as well as you'd expect,]] Miyagi grabs him and pulls back his hand and speaks in a dead serious tone of voice, just like with the Kreese example above. "Time to put your lights out!" Then, instead of chopping, he just lets out a puff of air, like blowing out a candle, and lets Dugan collapse.


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* On the plane ride, Daniel is trying to find Tomi Village on the map, and constantly asking Mr. Miyagi questions about Okinawa. The poor guy just wants to get some sleep, but Daniel just doesn't get the hint. Finally, Miyagi tells him to look in the morning--maybe it'll be there then.
* Daniel asks what Miyagi would've done if Sato had thrown a punch at him. Miyagi's response? "Block."



* Daniel is being pressured by Chozen to participate in a contest to break sheets of ice. Daniel keeps trying to back out, but Chozen won't let him. Miyagi arrives and says he'll take care of everything. Then he turns around and bets a few hundred dollars Daniel can break all of them.
** Sato's face as Daniel does the breathing technique. It's implied that he recognizes what's about to happen and seems to be very clearly thinking, "Damn, I'm about to lose 1800 dollars!"

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* Daniel is being pressured by Chozen to participate in a contest to break sheets of ice. Daniel keeps trying to back out, but Chozen won't let him. Miyagi arrives and says he'll take care of everything. Then he turns around and bets a few six hundred dollars Daniel can break all of them.
** Sato's face as Daniel does the breathing technique. It's implied that he recognizes what's about to happen and seems to be is very clearly thinking, "Damn, I'm about to lose 1800 dollars!"


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* The final scene of the film has Julie being proud of beating up the Alpha Elite, while Mr. Miyagi reminds her that fighting is not good. Then...
-->'''Julie:''' Mr. Miyagi. Come on, admit it. We kicked some butt.
-->'''Miyagi:''' Julie-san. Fighting not good. But if must fight...''win.''


** When she complains about not getting a belt, she points out that even Elvis Presley got a black belt[[note]] He was a first dan in American Kenpo, as a matter of fact.[[/note]] Miyagi snarks that maybe she should study with him, then.

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** When she complains about not getting a belt, she points out that even Elvis Presley got a black belt[[note]] He was a first dan in American Kenpo, as a matter of fact.[[/note]] Miyagi snarks that maybe she should study with borrow from him, then.then.
* As he's teaching her "Wax On, Wax Off," he congratulates her...then notes that she missed a spot.


--> '''Miyagi:''' "Mercy is for the weak. We do not train to be merciful here. Man face you, he is enemy. Enemy deserve no mercy..." (beat as Daniel looks on, horrified)...HONK!"

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--> '''Miyagi:''' "Mercy is for the weak. We do not train to be merciful here. Man face you, he is enemy. Enemy deserve no mercy...mercy." (beat as Daniel looks on, horrified)...horrified) HAAAAAIIII-YAAAAHHH!...HONK!"

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** Sato's face as Daniel does the breathing technique. It's implied that he recognizes what's about to happen and seems to be very clearly thinking, "Damn, I'm about to lose 1800 dollars!"


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* After Julie manages her leaping kick, she dances around the garden cheering. Miyagi's face is a mix of pride at her accomplishment and embarrassment at her antics.
** When she complains about not getting a belt, she points out that even Elvis Presley got a black belt[[note]] He was a first dan in American Kenpo, as a matter of fact.[[/note]] Miyagi snarks that maybe she should study with him, then.


--> '''Daniel:''' Oh, but he doesn't speak English and I can't understand his instructions without her. She's his translator.

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--> '''Daniel:''' Oh, but well he doesn't speak English and I can't understand his instructions instruction without her. She's his She's, she's his, uh, translator.



--> '''Official:''' What did he say?

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--> '''Official:''' What did What'd he say?



--> '''Official:''' (smiles) Well, I guess it's all right.

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--> '''Official:''' (smiles) Well, I guess it's all right.okay.



--> '''Official:''' What's that?

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--> '''Official:''' What's that?What?

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* Miyagi karate chops the necks off of some beer bottles some men were rudely placing on his truck.
-->'''Daniel:''' How did you do that!?
-->'''Miyagi:''' Don't know. First time.
* Miyagi finally gives Daniel some offense training and uses himself as a target.
-->'''Miyagi:''' Now punch hard. Hya! ''(Daniel punches him)'' What's the matter, you some kind of girl or something? Punch! Drive a punch! Not just arm! Whole body! Hip, leg, drive a punch! Make kiai! Hya! Hya! Give you power! Now try punch! Yosh!
-->'''Daniel:''' ''(punches)'' Hya!
-->'''Miyagi:''' Punch some more! Yosh!
-->'''Daniel:''' ''(punches)'' Hya!
-->'''Miyagi:''' Punch some more! Yosh!
-->'''Daniel:''' ''(punches)'' Hya!
-->'''Miyagi:''' Yosh!
-->'''Daniel:''' ''(punches)'' Hya!
-->'''Miyagi:''' Very good, Daniel-san! Yosh!
-->'''Daniel:''' ''(punches)'' Hya!
-->'''Miyagi:''' Yosh!
-->'''Daniel:''' ''(punches)'' Hya! Hey, pretty good, huh? Hya! ''(punches again while moving around)''
-->'''Miyagi:''' Hey, oi, oi...
-->'''Daniel:''' ''(moves around and punches)'' Look at this, Mr. Miyagi! Hey hey hey! Hya!
-->'''Miyagi:''' Matte, matte. ''(Daniel keeps hitting him)'' Wait wait. Daniel-san! ''(Daniel keeps hitting him)'' Wait, chotto chotto!
-->'''Daniel:''' ''(still punching Miyagi)'' What do you think, Mr. Miyagi? Huh?
-->'''Miyagi:''' ''(had enough and floors Daniel)'' HYA! TA! I tell you what Miyagi think! I think you dance around too much! I think you talk too much! I think you no concentrate enough!

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* Watching Miyagi show Daniel "Wax on, Wax off" is pretty funny, since the audience understands what's going on (especially on a second viewing) before he does.


* "Mercy is for the weak. We do not train to be merciful here. Man face you he is enemy. Enemy deserve no mercy... [[spoiler: HONK!]]"

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* Miyagi vs. Kreese is hilariously one-sided. After Miyagi shoves him off Johnny, Kreese punches, and Miyagi dodges, leading Kreese to punch through a car window. He spins around, goes after Miyagi again with the other hand...and the same thing happens. Miyagi then grabs Kreese and forces him to his knees, raising a hand above his head and speaking in a dead serious tone of voice:
--> '''Miyagi:'''
"Mercy is for the weak. We do not train to be merciful here. Man face you you, he is enemy. Enemy deserve no mercy... [[spoiler: HONK!]]"" (beat as Daniel looks on, horrified)...HONK!"
** Kreese's utterly dumbfounded expression, and the wink Miyagi gives Daniel afterwards, really sell it.



* Daniel is being pressured by Chozen to participate in a contest to break sheets of ice. Daniel keeps trying to back out, but Chozen won't let him. Miyagi arrives and says he'll take care of everything. Then he turns around and bets a few hundred dollars Daniel can break all of them.



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** After they arrive in Okinawa and see a poster of Sato breaking a log with his bare hand, Daniel asks Miyagi if he could do that. Miyagi snarks, "Don't know. Never been attacked by tree."

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** After they arrive in Okinawa in the second film, and see a poster of Sato breaking a log with his bare hand, Daniel asks Miyagi if he could do that. Miyagi snarks, "Don't know. Never been attacked by tree."

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* After Johnny's nose gets bloodied, a member of the crowd, apropos of nothing, shouts [[NoSympathy "Johnny you're a creampuff!"]]

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