History Funny / TheAdventuresOfMarkTwain

** During Cain's infancy, Adam briefly thought that he was some sort of fish, but was mystified that he could laugh when Eve played with him. His attempts at replicating this with ''actual'' fish is witnessed by both Eve and Cain. The fact that even as a baby, Cain looks wide-eyed, like even ''he'' can tell how ridiculous his father is acting, makes it even funnier.
** When Adam ''finally'' grasps that Cain isn't a fish, he instead thinks that he's an enigma or "some sort of bug". Cain promptly throws a glob of baby food at his father's face.
--> '''Adam''': (''through gritted teeth'') Perhaps I can take it apart and see what its arrangements are...
** Adam also operated under the assumption that Cain was some sort of small bear during the majority of the boy's childhood. When he and his brother mature into the appearances detailed above, Adam reflects about how "Abel is a good boy, but if Cain had remained a bear, it would have improved him."

* While he was in Eden, one of Adam's favorite pastimes was surfing down a huge waterfall, When Eve discovers this, she desperately tries to keep him from hurting himself, but [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Adam refuses to stop because he doesn't see any other use for the waterfall]].
* When God first creates Adam, the first man is asleep, prompting God to wake his creation up.

* Eve's insistence in naming everything in the Garden, which she does by nailing signs to everything, including Adam. When Adam tries to do the same, he accidentally nails his sign to an elephant, which tosses him into the trees for his troubles.

* The movie's version of "Captain Stormfield's Visit to Heaven", where Stormfield, following Halley's Comet to Heaven, accidentally winds up in the ''wrong'' Heaven, one intended for a species of aliens with slug-like bodies and three heads. He finds that it's basically a loud, hedonistic nightclub, far too intense for a Christian man of the early 20th century. When he finally finds his way to Earth's Christian Heaven, much to his relief, he discovers that it's not necessarily so great, either.

'''Dark!Twain:''' ...when they are present.\\

** Adam also operated under the assumption that Cain was some sort of small bear during the majority of the boy's childhood. When he and his brother mature into the apperances detailed above, Adam reflects about how "Abel is a good boy, but if Cain had remained a bear, it would have improved him."

* The RunningGag with Tom constantly mispronouncing "aeronaut" as "aronort", despite Becky's attempts at correcting him. He STILL hasn't learned how to say it properly by the climax of the film when the characters give themselves cool titles while chasing the comet down.
* The movie's versions of Cain and Abel. No sibling murders, but Cain is a leather dressed biker hoodlum, and Abel is a literal boy scout. Adam remarks that "Abel is a good boy, but if Cain had remained a bear, it would have improved him." Adam had operated under the assumption that Cain was some sort of small bear during the majority of the boy's childhood. FridgeBrilliance if you remember that Adam was never a child himself, the only other human he's ever met is Eve, and he has no idea what these whiny little things Eve keeps finding are, or where they come from. At one point, Adam embarks on a journey to discover where Cain came from, leaving behind Eve who is heavily pregnant again, meaning of course that when Adam returns from his fruitless journey non the wiser, Eve has "somehow" managed to find ANOTHER child.
-->'''Adam:''' *exhausted* I never saw such luck. *passes out in his cart*
** Of course, if you pay attention, you'll see that Adam's cart has ''square'' wheels. No wonder he was so tired!
** The bit with Cain might also be ShownTheirWork, as in Christian symbology the [[BearsAreBadNews animal most associated with Cain is the bear]].
** During Cain's infancy, Adam briefly thought he might be some sort of fish, but was mystified that the infant could laugh when Eve played with him. His attempts at replicating this with ''actual'' fish is witnessed by both Eve and Cain. The fact that even at the baby stage, Cain looks wide-eyed, like even he can tell how ridiculous his father is acting, makes it even funnier.
** Adam ''finally'' grasped that Cain wasn't a fish, instead thinking he was an enigma, or "some sort of bug". Cain promptly throws a glob of baby food in his face.
--> '''Adam''': *through gritted teeth* Perhaps I can take it apart and see what it's arrangements are...
* One of Adam's favorite pastimes is surfing down a huge waterfall, When Eve shows up, she desperately tries to keep him from hurting himself, but [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Adam refuses to stop because he can't see any other use for a waterfall]].
* When God first creates Adam in the Garden, Adam is sleeping, and God tries to wake his creation up.

'''Adam:''' *mumbles sleepily*\\

'''Adam:''' *mumbles*\\
'''God:''' '''ADAM!!''' *a giant live-action hand pokes Adam awake*\\

'''God:''' It's for you. *meaning the Garden and all creation*\\
'''Adam:''' *picks up a banana and holds it like a phone* Hello?
* Eve's insistence at naming things in the Garden, which she does by nailing signs to everything, including Adam. When Adam tries, he accidentally nails a sign to an elephant and gets tossed into the trees for his troubles.
* Mark Twain has the kids dump as much unnecessary weight from the airship as possible. When Huck pushes out the type setter, Twain calls it the "worst damn investment he ever made".
* The bit with Captain Stormfield arriving in the wrong heaven intended for an alien species. It's basically a loud, hedonistic nightclub, far too intense for a Christian man from the early 20th century. He finally finds his way to Earth's Christian Heaven, much to his relief, only to discover it might not be so great either.
-->'''Stormfield:''' *after being given his wings, halo and a book of hymns* Show me a cloud! I'm all right now--\\

'''Stormfield:''' ...I think...\\

'''Mark Twain:''' A harp, a hymnbook and wings?! Good god, what a swindle.
* Near the end, Twain dispenses some wisdom, while his dark half acts as the peanut gallery;

'''Dark!Twain:''' When they are present.\\

'''Dark!Twain:''' ''If'' you have any.\\

'''Dark!Twain:''' I once knew a man who tried it. Got up at sunrise. Horse bit him.

--> '''Adam''': *exhausted* I never saw such luck. *passes out in his cart*

--> '''God''': Adam...
--> '''Adam''': *mumbles sleepily*
--> '''God''': ''Adam!''
--> '''Adam''': *mumbles*
--> '''God''': '''ADAM!!''' *a giant live-action hand pokes Adam awake*
--> '''Adam''': ''What?!''
--> '''God''': It's for you. *meaning the Garden and all creation*
--> '''Adam''': *picks up a banana and holds it like a phone* Hello?

--> '''Stormfield''': *after being given his wings, halo and a book of hymns* Show me a cloud! I'm all right now--
--> '''Angels''': SHHHH!!
--> '''Stormfield''': ...I think...
--> '''Angels''': SHHH!!
--> '''Mark Twain''': A harp, a hymnbook and wings?! Good god, what a swindle.
* Near the end, Twain dispenses some wisdom, while [[spoiler: his dark half]] acts as the peanut gallery;

[[spoiler: '''Dark!Twain:''']] When they are present.\\

[[spoiler: '''Dark!Twain:''']] ''If'' you have any.\\

[[spoiler: '''Dark!Twain:''']] I once knew a man who tried it. Got up at sunrise. Horse bit him.

--> '''Adam''': *picks up a banana and holds it like a phone* [[WhatAnIdiot Hello?]]

--> '''Adam''': *exhausted* Of all the luck... *passes out in his cart*

* Near the end, Twain dispenses some wisdom, while [[spoiler: his dark half]] acts as the peanut gallery;]]

[[spoiler: ''Dark!Twain:''']] I once knew a man who tried it. Got up at sunrise. Horse bit him.

--> '''Mark Twain''': A harp, a hymnbook and wings?! Good god, what a swindle.

* The bit with Captain Stormfield arriving in the wrong heaven intended for an alien species. Its basically a loud, hedonistic nightclub, far too intense for a Christian man from the early 20th century. He finally finds his way to Earth's Christian Heaven, much to his relief, only to discover it might not be so great either.

* The movies versions of Cain and Abel. No sibling murders, but Cain is a leather dressed biker hoodlum, and Abel is a literal boy scout. Adam remarks that "Abel is a good boy, but if Cain had remained a bear, it would have improved him." Adam had operated under the assumption that Cain was some sort of small bear during the majority of the boy's childhood. FridgeBrilliance if you remember that Adam was never a child himself, the only other human he's ever met is Eve, and he has no idea what these whiny little things Eve keeps finding are, or where they come from. At one point, Adam embarks on a journey to discover where Cain came from, leaving behind Eve who is heavily pregnant again, meaning of course that when Adam returns from his fruitless journey non the wiser, Eve has "somehow" managed to find ANOTHER child.

* The movies versions of Cain and Abel. No sibling murders, but Cain is a leather dressed biker hoodlum, and Abel is a literal boy scout. Adam remarks that "Abel is a good boy, but if Cain had remained a bear, it would have improved him." Adam had operated under the assumption that Cain was some sort of small bear during the majority of the boy's childhood. FridgeBrilliance if you remember that Adam was never a child himself, the only other human he's ever met is Eve, and he has no idea what these whiny little things Even keeps finding are, or where they come from. At one point, Adam embarks on a journey to discover where Cain came from, leaving behind Eve who is heavily pregnant again, meaning of course that when Adam returns from his fruitless journey non the wiser, Eve has "somehow" managed to find ANOTHER child.

* The RunningGag with Tom constantly misproncouncing "aeronaut" as "aronort", despite Becky's attempts at correcting him. He STILL hasn't learned how to say it properly by the climax of the film when the characters give themselves cool titles while chasing the comet down.

* One of Adams favorite pasttimes is surfing down a huge waterfall, When Eve shows up, she desperatly tries to keep him from hurting himself, but [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Adam refuses to stop because he cant see any other use for a waterfall]].

--> '''God''': Its for you. *meaning the Garden and all creation*

* Mark Twain has the kids dump as much unecessary weight from the airship as possible. When Huck pushes out the type setter, Twain calls it the "worst damn investment he ever made".
* The bit with Captain Stormfield arriving in the wrong heaven intended for an alien species. Its basically a loud, hedonistic nightclub, far too intense for a christian man from the early 20th century. He finally finds his way to Earths Christian Heaven, much to his relief, only to discover it might not be so great either.
--> '''Stormfield''': *after being given his wings, halo and a book of hymns* Show me a cloud! I'm all right now-

* The movies versions of Cain and Abel. No sibling murders, but Cain is a leather dressed biker hoodlum, and Abel is a literal boy scout. Adam remarks that "Abel is a good boy, but if Cain had remained a bear, it would have improved him." Adam had operated under the assumption that Cain was some sort of small bear during the majority of the boy's childhood. FridgeBrilliance if you remember that Adam was never a child himself, the only other human he's ever met is Eve, and he has no idea what these whiny little things Even keeps finding are, or where they come from.
* Eve's insistence at naming things in the Garden, which she does by nailing signs to everything, including Adam. When Adam tries, he accidentally nails a sign to an elephant and gets tossed into the trees for his troubles.

* The movies versions of Cain and Abel. No sibling murders, but Cain is a leather dressed biker hoodlum, and Abel is a literal boy scout. Adam remarks that "Abel is a good boy, but if Cain had remained a bear, it would have improved him." Adam had operated under the assumption that Cain was some sort of small bear during the majority of the boys childhood. FridgeBrilliance if you remember that Adam was never a child himself, the only other human he's ever met is Eve, and he has no idea what these whiny little things Even keeps finding are, or where they come from.

* The RunningGag with Tom constantly misproncouncing "aeronaut" as "aronort", despite Becky's attempts at correcting him. He STILL hasnt learned how to say it properly by the climax of the film when the characters give themselves cool titles while chasing the comet down.

* Eve's insistance at naming things in the Garden, which she does by nailing signs to everything, including Adam. When Adam tries, he accidently nails a sign to an elephant and gets tossed into the trees for his troubles.