History Funny / SaturdayNightLiveSeason49

** "Fast Fashion Ad" is a pre-recorded advertisement for Xiemu (an obvious {{Expy}} of Temu and Shein) where the narrator denies that the cheap clothes they sell are made by poorly paid and overworked prisoners, that the are high quality despite falling apart easily, and that they have no lead.

** The pre-recorded ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo'' sketch has the gang [[ScoobyDooHoax unmask the monster that week]], but Fred (Gyllenhaal) believing that the man (Johnson) has another mask, ends up [[TearOffYourFace ripping the man's face off]]. From there, Scooby eats the face, Shaggy (Day) gets his arm ripped off by a secret door and dies from blood loss, Velma (Sherman) [[OffWithHerHead gets decapitated]] by a wire and Fred shoots a cop (Thompson) and painting before holding Daphne (Carpenter) at gunpoint before being shot himself by Scooby.

** "Film/{{Jumanji}}" has a game night go wrong with one partygoer (Wiig) reveals her fear of board games because she afraid of getting "[[https://youtu.be/8cdBcfLhJVY?si=e6CM8zFGg1EpSINC Jumanjied]]". The others have to remind her that it's a fictional board game while another partygoer (Fineman) reveals that she's only seen the [[Film/JumanjiWelcomeToTheJungle sequel]]. The game itself isn't even jungle related, [[TabletopGame/TicketToRide it's about classic railroads]]... until the host (Dismukes) opens the box, causing smoke to billow out and ''the house to rumble'' with train bell sounds and the appearance of an old-timey train engineer (surprise guest Will Forte!)

** "Film/{{Jumanji}}" has a game night go wrong with one partygoer (Wiig) reveals her fear of board games because she afraid of getting "Jumanjied". The others have to remind her that it's a fictional board game while another partygoer (Fineman) reveals that she's only seen the [[Film/JumanjiWelcomeToTheJungle sequel]]. The game itself isn't even jungle related, it's about classic railroads... until the host (Dismukes) opens the box, causing smoke to billow out and ''the house to rumble'' with train bell sounds and the appearance of an old-timey train engineer (surprise guest Will Forte!)

** As per finale tradition, Jost and Che have their annual Weekend Update joke swap. Che mentions that he hired an actress to play a civil rights activist, so this time, he hired an actual practicing rabbi. Naturally Jost is given a lot of antisemitic jokes, with the highlight being that he has to use a puppet for a joke about Jewish space lasers. Colin doesn't hold back on his jokes for Michael however, including giving him one about starting a feud with Music/KendrickLamar.
** The pre-recorded ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo'' sketch has the gang [[ScoobyDooHoax unmask the monster that week]], but Fred (Gyllenhaal) believing that the man (Johnson) has another mask, ends up [[TearOffYourFace ripping the man's face off]]. From there, Scooby eats the face, Shaggy (Day) gets his arm ripped off by a secret door and dies from blood loss, Velma (Sherman) [[OffWithHerHead gets decapitated]] by a wire and Fred shoots a cop (Thompson) and painting before holding Daphne (Carpenter) at gunpoint before being shot himself by Scooby.

** "Dad Has a Cookie" has a couple (Troast, Dismukes) meet the girlfriend's parents (Gyllenhaal, Gardner). While the two women leave the room, the dad steals a few cookies and threatens the boyfriend if he tells on him and the boyfriend tries to get his blessings to propose to the girlfriend. One highlight is when the boyfriend tries to lie about the cookies, the girlfriend reveals that the cookies were peanut butter and that he's allergic.

** "Fast Fashion Ad" is a pre-recorded advertisement for Xiemu (an obvious {{Expy}} of Temu) where the narrator denies that the cheap clothes they sell are made by poorly paid and overworked prisoners, that the are high quality despite falling apart easily, and that they have no lead.

** The pre-recorded ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo'' sketch has the gang unmask the monster that week, but Fred (Gyllenhaal believing that the man (Johnson) has another mask, ends up [[TearOffYourFace ripping the man's face off]]. From there, Scooby eats the face, Shaggy (Day) gets his arm ripped off by a secret door and dies from blood loss, Velma (Sherman) [[OffWithHerHead gets decapitated]] by a wire and Fred shoots a cop (Thompson) and painting before holding Daphne (Carpenter) at gunpoint before being shot himself by Scooby.

** The pre-recorded ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo'' sketch has the gang unmask the monster that week, but Fred (Gyllenhaal believing that the man (Johnson) has another mask, ends up [[TearOffYourFace ripping the man's face off]]. From there, Shaggy (Day) gets his arm ripped off by a secret door and dies from blood loss, Velma (Sherman) [[OffWithHerHead gets decapitated]] by a wire and Fred shoots a cop (Thompson) and painting before holding Daphne (Carpenter) at gunpoint before being shot himself by Scooby.

** The pre-recorded ''Franchise/ScoobyDoo'' sketch has the gang unmask the monster that week, but Fred (Gyllenhaal believing that the man (Johnson) has another mask, ends up [[TearOffYourFace ripping the man's face off]]. From there, Shaggy (Day) gets his arm ripped off by a secret door and dies from blood loss, Velma (Sherman) [[OffWithHerHead gets decapitated]] by a wire and Fred shoots a cop (Thompson) and holds Daphne (Carpenter) at gunpoint before being shot himself by Scooby.

** As per finale tradition, Jost and Che have their annual Weekend Update joke swap. Che mentions that he hired an actress to play a civil rights activist, so this time, he hired an actual practicing rabbi. Naturally Jost is given a lot of antisemitic jokes, with the highlight being that he has to use a puppet for a joke about Jewish space lasers. Colin doesn't hold back on his jokes for Michael however, including giving him one about starting a feud with Music/KendrickLamar.

** "Fast Fashion Ad" is a pre-recorded advertisement for Xiemu (an obvious {{Expy}} of Temu) where the narrator denies that the cheap clothes they sell are made by poorly paid and overworked prisoners, that the are high quality despite falling apart easily, and that they have no lead.

** "Fast Fashion Ad" is a pre-recorded advertisement for Xiemu (an obvious {{Expy}} of Temu) where the narrator denies that te clothes are made by poorly paid and overworked prisoners, that the are high quality despite falling apart easily, and that they have no lead.

** After a brief hiatus, Please Don't Destroy returns with a sketch about the boys at a table with their girlfriends (Sherman, Nwodim, Fineman). The girls decide to reveal their Instagram explore pages, with the boys trying to hide theirs. It's revealed that their explore pages are full of video filled with some random woman named Unessa Confidence (Rudolph) who gives who's an "online girlfriend for young men with self-esteem issues" while also jumping around with saggy breasts. Also, Ben tries to hide his phone by eating it and dies.

** "Dad Has a Cookie" has a couple (Troast, Dismukes) meet the girlfriend's parents (Gyllenhaal, Gardner). While the two women leave the room, the dad steals a few cookies and threatens the boyfriend if he tells on him and the boyfriend tries to get his blessings to propose to the girlfriend. One highlight is when the boyfriend tries to lie about the cookies, the girlfriend reveals that the cookies were peanut butter and that he's allergic.

** The 10-to-1 sketch has a couple (Day, Rudolph) advertise their landscaping company where to prevent your wife from having an affair with the landscaper, Lanzetti's Lawn Care only hire unattractive and awkward young men who won't get with your wife. It's revealed that the wife had an affair before so that's why they started the company.

** After a brief hiatus, Please Don't Destroy returns with a sketch about the boys at a table with their girlfriends (Sherman, Nwodim, Fineman). The girls decide to reveal their Instagram explore pages, with the boys trying to hide theirs. It's revealed that their explore pages are full of video filled with some random woman named Unessa Confidence (Rudolph) who gives who's an "online girlfriend for young men with self-esteem issues" while also jumping around with saggy breasts. Also, Ben tries to hide his phone by eating it and dies.

* After a brief hiatus, Please Don't Destroy returns with a sketch about the boys at a table with their girlfriends (Sherman, Nwodim, Fineman). The girls decide to reveal their Instagram explore pages, with the boys trying to hide theirs. It's revealed that their explore pages are full of video filled with some random woman named Unessa Confidence (Rudolph) who gives who's an "online girlfriend for young men with self-esteem issues" while also jumping around with saggy breasts. Also, Ben tries to hide his phone by eating it and dies.