History Funny / SaturdayNightLiveSeason49

** Film/{{Jumanji}}" has a game night go wrong with one partygoer (Wiig) reveals her fear of board game because she afraid of getting "Jumanjied". The others have to remind her that it's a fictional board game while another partygoer (Dineman) reveals that she's only seen the [[JumanjiWelcomeToTheJungle sequel]].

* Creator/KristenWiig/Raye:

** "Team Captain" has said captain (Youssef) try to give an inspirational speech, but also reveals the coach's (Thompson) fetish for acting like a cat and revealed pictures of him acting like that on a group chat. It gets ore insane where one of the team members (Walker) is the coach's son.

** "Shonda" has a woman (Gardner) go on the titular talk show to see if her boyfriend is cheating on her. While the audience encourages her to dump him, they become horrified when it's revealed that the boyfriend (Brolin) is actually a paralyzed old man whose neck was broken by the woman. As the audience leaves one by one, it's revealed that the man didn't cheat on her and it's heavily implied that it's the other way around.

** "Little Orphan Cassidy" centers around an orphan named Cassidy (Chloe Troast), who is distraught about not getting adopted and sings about it to the moon (Chalamet). The moon is initially sympathetic, but as the song goes on he starts to realize there are several legitimate reasons why no one has adopted her, including the fact she's actually ''26 years-old'', she's a flat-earther, she ate the bat in Wuhan that started COVID, and that she's planning to do some shady things with 51 year-old boyfriend (Day).

** "What Is It About Me?" centers around an orphan named Cassidy (Chloe Troast), who is distraught about not getting adopted and sings about it to the moon (Chalamet). The moon is initially sympathetic, but as the song goes on he starts to realize there are several legitimate reasons why no one has adopted her, including the fact she's actually ''26 years-old'', she ate the bat in Wuhan that started COVID, and that she's planning to do some shady things with 51 year-old boyfriend (Day).

** The pre-recorded "Shrimp Tower" sketch has a man create an extravagant shrimp cocktail tower for a lavish party. When a dutchess (Sherman) gets too close to the tower, the man pushes her out of the window out of paranoia that she might break it. She manages to survive the fall and become attracted to the man for the way he protects his shrimp tower. When he takes a shrimp from it, he then accidentally knocks over the tower and breaks almost all of the glasses. Although he says he's fine, whilst the other partygoers toast to him, the man commits [[DrivenToSuicide suicide]] in the [[FunnyBackgroundEvent background]].

** "Shonda" has a woman (Gardner) go on the titular talk show to see if her boyfriend is cheating on her. While the audience encourages her to dump him, when it's revealed that the man (Brolin) is actually a paralyzed old man whose neck was broken by the woman. As the audience leaves one by one out of horror, it's revealed that the man didn't cheat on her and it's heavily implied that it's the other way around.

** The pre-recorded "Shrimp Tower" sketch has a man create an extravagant shrimp cocktail tower for a lavish party. When a dutchess (Sherman) gets too close to the tower, the man pushes her out of the window out of paranoia that she might break it. She manages to survive the fall and become attracted to the man for the way he protects his shrimp tower. When he takes a shrimp from it, he then accidentally knocks over the tower and breaks almost all of the glasses. Although he says he's fine, whilst the other partygoers toast to him, the man commits [[DrivenToSuicide suicide]] in the [[FunnyBackgroundEvent background]].

** "Wine and Cheese Night" has a couple's (Sherman, Dismukes) take a liking to another guy (Brolin) because of his energy during a wine and cheese party and he starts getting obsessive over it. When the cat moves over to another man's lap (Walker) the man throws a tantrum before flipping a table. The cat soon goes back to the man's lap and bites him in the arm, causing him the bleed. When he refuses to go the hospital, both the man and the husband draw knives at each other as the sketch ends.

*** Watching a single mother sell her blood for diaper money.

** In the wake of Mitch [=McConnell=] announcing his stepping down from his leadership role in the Senate, Michael and Colin take turns using up all the built-up "Pictured here smiling at <insert blatantly evil thing>" jokes they had. Among them are...

** The pre-recorded "Airbnb Design Commercial" promotes two designers named Chanel and Chanel (Sweeney, Troast) whose rooms are incredibly bland and one house has a picture and closet that suggests the owners did something horrible. They also promote themselves as the ones who assisted in the Willy's Chocolate Experience event in Glasgow.

** The pre-recorded "Airbnb Design Commercial" promotes two designers named Chanel and Chanel (Sweeney, Troast) whose rooms are incredibly bland and one house has a picture and closet that suggests the owners did something horrible. They also promote themselves as the ones who assisted in the Willy's Chocolate Experience event in Glasgow.

** The pre-recorded "Airbnb design commercial" promotes two designers named Chanel and Chanel (Sweeney, Troast) whose rooms are incredibly bland and one house has a picture and closet that suggests the owners did something horrible. They also promote themselves as the ones who assisted in the Willy's Chocolate Experience event in Glasgow.

** The pre-recorded Please Don't Destroy sketch has the boys moment over a dead friend. When asks what happened, they say that the friend fell into the Grand Canyon by a donkey kicking him in the balls while on roller skates and hitting a fat guy and exploding. Sweeney doesn't believe this, nor does she believe that the friend was Chef Boyardee's son until they show a [=YouTube=] video of the whole thing happening.

** The pre-recorded Please Don't Destroy sketch has the boys moment over a dead friend. When asks what happened, they say that the friend fell into the Grand Canyon by a donkey kicking him in the balls while on roller skates and hitting a fat guy and exploding. Sweeney doesn't believe this, nor does she believe that the friend was Chef Boyardee's son until they show a [=YouTube=] of the whole thing happening.

** The "Fugliana" sketch advertises an average looking sex doll (Sherman) for below average looking men (Gillis). While advertising the doll's features, Sherman uses the stiff doll's movement to bump into Gillis, causing him to [[{{Corpsing}} crack up]].

** "Bad Couples" has a news reporter (Yang) asks couples on the street how they met. The couples include a couple made from two people cheating, A TeacherStudentRomance, a BrotherSisterIncest couple, a cult-appointed ArrangedMarriage and two couples with the same woman (Edebiri) being unfaithful, with Yang eventually saying that love is dead, until finally hitting it off with another man (Hernandez)... who just so happens to be one of the co-anchor's (Kearney) husband.

** One sketch is a fake movie trailer for a film produced by Newsmax where a man (Gillis) is given a pair of Donald Trump's "Never Surrender" basketball sneakers. When the man puts them on, he suddenly gains Trump's ability to gaslight people into either giving him what he wants or believing his claims even if the person witnessed any evidence to the contrary. By the end, he has taken on Trump's appearances and mannerisms, setting the stage to James Austin Johnson to appear as Trump himself so he and Gillis can play their impressions off each other.

** The "Fugliana" sketch advertises an average looking sex doll (Sherman) for below average looking men (Gillis). While advertising the doll's features, Sherman uses the stiff doll's movement to bump into Gillis, causing him to [[Corpsing crack up]].

** The pre-recorded "Rock Bottom Kings" sketch promotes an app similar to Draft Kings that lets you take prop bets on how badly your gambling-addicted friend will lose all his money and hit rock bottom.

** The pre-recorded "Rock Bottom Kings" sketch promotes an app similar to Draft Kings that lets you bet on how badly your gambling-addicted friend will lose all his money and hit rock bottom.

* The pre-recorded "Rock Bottom Kings" sketch promotes an app similar to Draft Kings that lets you bet on how badly your gambling-addicted friend will lose all his money and hit rock bottom.

* Shane Gillis/Creator/TwentyOneSavage:

** ''Series/ThePeoplesCourt'' sketch has a woman (Edebiri) sue her hairdresser (Nwodim). It turns out the hairdresser a part of the woman's scalp, [[BodyHorror revealing her brain]]. Things get more insane when another of the hairdresser's clients (Johnson) also has her brain exposed as well as a receding hairline. The judge (Thompson) is disgusted and hopes that both parties involved go to Hell.