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--->'''Picard:''' Oh, shit. Risa, wasn't it? That ''bitch'' told me she was on the pill! Look, I... haven't got any money. I'm a poor, ''poor'' man, you see. Just me, and my 100-achers and my 16-bedroom château. Just go away!

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--->'''Picard:''' Oh, shit. Risa, wasn't it? That ''bitch'' told me she was on the pill! Look, I... haven't got any money. I'm a poor, ''poor'' man, you see. Just me, and my 100-achers 100-acres and my 16-bedroom château. Just go away!
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** Dahj meets up with Picard, and ask him if he recognizes her. When Picard expresses confusion, she implores him to look closely at her.
--->'''Picard:''' Oh, shit. Risa, wasn't it? That ''bitch'' told me she was on the pill! Look, I... haven't got any money. I'm a poor, ''poor'' man, you see. Just me, and my 100-achers and my 16-bedroom château. Just go away!
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** Chuck lampshading how the flashback sequence makes Starfleet seem like ''supremely'' {{Ungrateful Bastard}}s

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** Chuck lampshading how the flashback sequence makes Starfleet seem like ''supremely'' {{Ungrateful Bastard}}sBastard}}s.
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--->'''Chuck:''' Picard says that he has done all he could. He even said he would resign if they refused to support his revised evacuation plan. And, of course, after a lifetime of service, saving the Earth, thwarting a Borg conquest of the Federation, and, oh yeah, travelling through time to ensure that the golden age of the present could ''actually happen'', there is ''no'' possible they could do anything other than say: "Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out."

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--->'''Chuck:''' Picard says that he has done all he could. He even said he would resign if they refused to support his revised evacuation plan. And, of course, after a lifetime of service, saving the Earth, thwarting a Borg conquest of the Federation, and, oh yeah, travelling traveling through time to ensure that the golden age of the present could ''actually happen'', there is ''no'' possible way they could do anything other than say: "Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out."
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* "[[Recap/StarTrekPicardS1E03TheEndIsTheBeginning The End Is the Beginning]]"
** Chuck lampshading how the flashback sequence makes Starfleet seem like ''supremely'' {{Ungrateful Bastard}}s
--->'''Chuck:''' Picard says that he has done all he could. He even said he would resign if they refused to support his revised evacuation plan. And, of course, after a lifetime of service, saving the Earth, thwarting a Borg conquest of the Federation, and, oh yeah, travelling through time to ensure that the golden age of the present could ''actually happen'', there is ''no'' possible they could do anything other than say: "Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out."
** Rios mentions that the captain he served under previously had his "brains splattered all over the walls".
--->'''Chuck:''' Obviously something tragic happened. [[YouHaveFailedMe Or else he failed Admiral Janeway for the last time...]]
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'''Janeway:''' You know what, you know what? Forget I asked. It's just ''sad'', is what it is. Not knowing how to win an argument without throwing Shakespeare at it? Oh, yeah! We all ''know'' about your arch-{{frenemy}}, that closeted Loki that you convinced Star Fleet was full of whimps. Yeah, thanks for that! Seeking out new life and showing it how easily it can take our lunch money. And ''now'', you have ''the nerve'' to come into ''my'' office, dressed like a hotel lobby piano player, after taking a crap on Star Fleet and think that I would hand ''a ship'' to some half-senile old fart?! You try ''anything'' like this again, Picard, and I'll take your stupid French hat and stuff it ''so far'' up your ass, your shit will be shaped ''like your fucking bald head!''\\

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'''Janeway:''' You know what, you know what? Forget I asked. It's just ''sad'', is what it is. Not knowing how to win an argument without throwing Shakespeare at it? Oh, yeah! We all ''know'' about your arch-{{frenemy}}, that closeted Loki that you convinced Star Fleet Starfleet was full of whimps. Yeah, thanks for that! Seeking out new life and showing it how easily it can take our lunch money. And ''now'', you have ''the nerve'' to come into ''my'' office, dressed like a hotel lobby piano player, after taking a crap on Star Fleet Starfleet and think that I would hand ''a ship'' to some half-senile old fart?! You try ''anything'' like this again, Picard, and I'll take your stupid French hat and stuff it ''so far'' up your ass, your shit will be shaped ''like your fucking bald head!''\\
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* "[[Recap/StarTrekPicardS1E01Remembrance Remembrance]]"
** Chuck riffing on the fact that [[WeNamedTheMonkeyJack Picard's dog is named "Number One"]]:
--->'''Picard:''' Things has been so difficult since Q turned you into a dog...\\
'''Number One:''' Woof!\\
'''Picard:''' Yes, I said I'd call, but so far every vet says that there is no cure for being neutered.



** Chuck discusses a case of WhatCouldHaveBeen, namely that Admiral Clancy was one pointed planned to be an elderly [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Admiral Janeway]]. He then goes on to imagine how the argument between her and Picard would have played out after Janeway would had dropped an F-bomb on him.

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** Chuck discusses a case of WhatCouldHaveBeen, namely that Admiral Clancy was at one pointed point planned to be an elderly [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Admiral Janeway]]. He then goes on to imagine how the argument between her and Picard would have played out after Janeway would had dropped an F-bomb on him.
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* From "[[Recap/StarTrekPicardS1E02MapsAndLegends Maps and Legends]]":
** Chuck discusses a case of WhatCouldHaveBeen, namely that Admiral Clancy was one pointed planned to be an elderly [[Series/StarTrekVoyager Admiral Janeway]]. He then goes on to imagine how the argument between her and Picard would have played out after Janeway would had dropped an F-bomb on him.
--->'''Picard:''' ''WHAT?!'' How ''dare'' you speak--\\
'''Janeway:''' Oh, stuff it or I'll slap the brain damage out of you, you self-important jackhole!\\
'''Picard:''' Well! [[LameComeback You can just... go suck an... ass-dick!]]\\
'''Janeway:''' ...An "ass-dick"?\\
'''Picard:''' Um...\\
'''Janeway:''' Do you mean, like, a donkey? Or... or an actual ''butt'', that itself, somehow, also... has a dick?\\
'''Picard:''' ...Uh, look--\\
'''Janeway:''' You know what, you know what? Forget I asked. It's just ''sad'', is what it is. Not knowing how to win an argument without throwing Shakespeare at it? Oh, yeah! We all ''know'' about your arch-{{frenemy}}, that closeted Loki that you convinced Star Fleet was full of whimps. Yeah, thanks for that! Seeking out new life and showing it how easily it can take our lunch money. And ''now'', you have ''the nerve'' to come into ''my'' office, dressed like a hotel lobby piano player, after taking a crap on Star Fleet and think that I would hand ''a ship'' to some half-senile old fart?! You try ''anything'' like this again, Picard, and I'll take your stupid French hat and stuff it ''so far'' up your ass, your shit will be shaped ''like your fucking bald head!''\\
'''Picard:''' ''(stares at Janeway in shocked silence)''\\
'''Janeway:''' Now, ''get outta here'' before I say something ''nasty!''
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