History Funny / Pwnage

* When Damian does the wise thing and ''cuts the new livers and sends them flying''.
--> '''Damian''': NOOOOOOOO!!! The kidneys!!!! Oh my god!!!
--> '''Kyle''': Oh my god those were my kidney beans... [[ImAHumanitarian I was gonna save those for a later lunch...]]

* When Damian finally gives in and plays blindly, Kyle [[BlatantLies tells him that he was doing well.]]
--> '''Kyle''': What, you’re in sixth place Damian!?
--> '''Damian''': You’re bullshitting me!
--> '''Kyle''': NO I’M NOT!!

* When Damian uncovers his face, and his reaction to being in 12th place.

--> '''Damian''': Oh 12th place!
-->'''Kyle''': (Laughs)
-->'''Damian''': You little-I wasn’t vibrating though.
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* [[TheComicallySerious Kyle’s face at the beginning of the episode]]

* Kyle reaction to the intro

--> '''Kyle''': What-What is being inferred right now. Is the history of life happening in fucking thought bubbles!?

* During the let’s play, something Explodes outside of Kyle’s house. Kyle treats this very casually.

--> '''Kyle''': oh my god something just exploded outside. (Laughs)

* when Damian noticed the hidden priest

--> '''Damian''': Oh I saw the priest, was a clown or the priest? He still watching you. That’s kinda creepy
-->'''Kyle''': I feel that’s you. I feel like if I’m getting married and you’re still alive, I’m going looking around like 'where’s Damian' and you’re going to be in a vent in a clown costume
** might crossover into Sugarwiki/HeartwarmingMoments when you realize Despite all of up the insults Kyle would still invite Damian to his own wedding

** might crossover into [[Sugarwiki/HeartwarmingMoments heartwarming moments]: when you realize Despite all of up the insults Kyle would still invite Damian to his own wedding

** might crossover into Sugarwiki/heartwarming moments when you realize Kyle just confirmed he invite Damian to his own wedding

[[CuckooSnarker Damian]] and [[DeadpanSnarker Kyle]] have some seriously good and hilarious moments.

* Kyle delivering [[DeadpanSnarker snark]] and [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] during the level selection:

* Kyle dancing to the [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic music that plays during the Christmas special level]]:
-->'''Kyle''': "''This is about to be a head-bop! And a booty twiddle!'' [[LampshadeHanging I don't know what a booty twiddle is,]] it's kinda like a booty twerk."

* When Damian does the [[SarcasmMode wise thing and cuts the new livers and sends them flying]]

--> '''Kyle''': oh my god those were my kidney beans...I was gonna save those for a later lunch...

--> '''Damian''': Just push the fucking button!
--> '''Kyle''': Don't touch my dick!
--> '''Damian''': Hope that wasn't your dick, Alright-
--> '''Kyle''': [[LampshadeHanging I hope my dick's not a wii remote!]]

--> '''Damian''': This is absurd.
--> '''Kyle''': [[DeadpanSnarker Yeah, uh,]] [[LampshadeHanging I don't know if you know what]] [[LetsPlay we do for a living.]]

--> '''Damian''': [[LampshadeHanging Are you saying you're retarded?]]
--> '''Kyle''': [[SelfDeprecation YES!]]

--> '''Kyle''': [[BlatantLies What, you’re in sixth place Damian!?]]

--> '''Kyle''': [[BlatantLies NO I’M ]][[LargeHam NOT!!]]

--> '''Kyle''' [[BlatantLies What, you’re in sixth place Damian!?]]
--> '''Damian''' You’re bullshitting me!
--> '''Kyle'''[[BlatantLies NO I’M ]][[LargeHam NOT!!]]

--> '''Damian'''oh 12th place! You little-I wasn’t vibrating though.

* When Damian finally gives in and plays blindly, Kyle [[BlatantLies tells him that he was doing well.]] To which, Damian uncovers his face, and his reaction to being in 12th place.

* When Damian does the [[SarcasmMode wise thing and cut the new livers and sends them flying]]
--> '''Damian''': NOOOOOOOO!!! The kidneys!!!! Oh my god!!!
--> '''Kyle''': oh my god those were my kidney beans...I was gonna save those for a later lunch...

* Damian calling it stupid while Kyle accuses that he's a coward is somewhat humorous.

--> '''Kyle''': Yeah, uh, [[LampshadeHanging I don't know if you know what]] [[LetsPlay we do for a living.]]

* Damian, who's tossing items either off or across the main menus desk:

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