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!!In and Out of Balance
* Rocko making a detailed commentary, doubling as a TakeThat, about corporations that care more about making money than actually creating decent art, specifically mentioning Disney, and everyone's reactions to the fact.
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!!The Uncertain Present
* When Uncle's vision of himself appears right before he wakes up from his magical coma, it tells him to DopeSlap the Oracle, which Uncle follows through on, and awakens him via the same method.
* When Caleb, Blunk, and the Enforcers end up on Mount Thanos, Caleb gets the wind knocked out of him and has to stop Ratso, who is panicking along with the others because of the supposed curse on the Tooth, from giving him mouth-to-mouth.
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!!Shadows of the Past
* When the villain the past Guardians are facing reveals his name to be Herbert Fitzgerald, there's some snark at his name.
* Yan Lin and Jin start flirting during the battle against Herbert, seriously annoying him.
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!!Return
* When MC Cobra tries to flirt with Miranda in her older form, she gets annoyed and tells him that if he doesn't stop she'll suffocate him in her webs and feed him to actual spiders. His response is that he likes girls that play hard to get.
* Drago and Miranda [[PassThePopcorn eating some popcorn Drago makes with his powers]] while watching everyone fight over Elyon and her power.
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!!Weight of the Burden
* When Cornelia reveals that she's fluent in French in order to get into the store in Quebec, everyone just stares at her blankly.
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!!Jewel Hunt
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* When Strikemaster Ice [[AbhorrentAdmirer flirts with Irma]] during a fight, she asks in disgust for him to [[CallBack go back]] to doing that with Will, who protests when she hears that.
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!!Stealing Thunder
* The other Knights are shown to be either annoyed by or ignoring Hak Foo's ranting.
* Uncle giving a DopeSlap to Martin, the Nephorcers, and even ''Blunk''.
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!!Clash of the Titanics
* All the girls are ''very'' invested in finding excuses to not help Jackie nurse a sick Uncle. When Jackie nearly drops the tea and Cornelia uses her telekinesis to grab it, she even says "don't say I didn't help".
* While Hak Foo is practicing his moves, several of the other Knights are watching, with Frost openly wondering if he just makes the names he uses when CallingHisAttacks up.
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* Valmont bribes Jeek with a string of Christmas lights he just happened to have in his pocket. The heroes question why he had that on him.
* WhenDragon Drago suggests that a trance-marcher Uncle make a locator spell to find the ones that escaped, Uncle proves that giving a DopeSlap is a key part of him by doing so to Drago ''despite the lizard controlling him'' before summarizing why it won't work.work.
* Alchemy is comically horrified to realize that she's [[BorrowedCatchphrase borrowing Uncle's "One more thing"]].
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!!One Person's Trash
* When Dragon suggests that a trance-marcher Uncle make a locator spell to find the ones that escaped, Uncle proves that giving a DopeSlap is a key part of him by doing so to Drago ''despite the lizard controlling him'' before summarizing why it won't work.
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!!Down To Earth
* Irma and Martin bonding over their shared gripes about some plots in comics is both heartwarming and hilarious.
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!!Facades of Evil
* After Caleb's attempt to talk to Cornelia fails, Jade notes that it was a total disaster. When he asks if she meant the comeback or him trying to talk to her at all, she says both, causing him to sulk.
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!!A Demon's Wings in the Witches' Town
* Some of the Knights are trying to pass the time by playing card games, only for Frost to play the wrong game, prompting him to lampshade how Earth can have so many in annoyance.
* The other members of J-WITCH are a little disappointed that Hsi Wu's chi ''just'' lets you fly.
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!!Nightmares and Daydreams
* After Jade wakes up from her shared nightmare with Will, she wonders what the heck she ate the previous night.
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!!What's More Dangerous
* When Nerissa uses Elyon's hair to make the Annihilators Drago jokingly says "stalker much", with Nerissa saying that it's not stalking if Elyon lets her into her company in the same humorous tone.
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!!Rigging the Games
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!!Seeds of Doubt
* Miranda is ''not'' happy about Drago making her wear a wig and contacts as "Melinda". And then when he says that brown looks good on her, she asks if he's seriously flirting with her, and he says "you wish".
* When it's mentioned that the next thing that Elyon has to deal with is the royal architect wanting to talk to her about sewage construction, Ratso offers nose plugs.
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[[folder: Season 1]]
!!It Begins
* Jackie, Jade and Tohru are utterly perplexed to learn that Uncle has even had a girlfriend in Yan Lin. YouDidntAsk is the only answer the old wizard has to offer.
* When Uncle makes his first impressions to the Guardians by smacking Cornelia in order to put a stop to her complaining, Irma starts liking him already.
* When Cornelia doesn't believe Uncle to be a wizard, he conjures a green Chinese dragon that whacks her before vanishing.
!!It Resumes
* When Tohru swings over the moat, he cries out like George of the Jungle.
!!Need a Dark Hand?
* During his first fight against the Guardians, Hak Foo boasts that the Black Tiger [[TemptingFate cannot fall]]. [[GroinAttack His crotch is suddenly hit]] with a steel pipe from behind, causing him to fall to the ground in agony. Jade is revealed to have struck him.
-->'''Jade''': Guess the Black Tiger's not gonna have any cubs now, huh?
!!J-WITCH Meets The J-Team!
* Upon first meeting Phobos, Ratso takes a guess that he's Dracula's son because his castle looks like something Dracula would live in.
!!Happy Birthday Will
* At the end of the chapter, Irma announces to the party guests that they have brought a real-life sumo wrestler as entertainment. Tohru is dragged to the party when everyone wants to have an arm wrestling match with him. Hay Lin also drags Jackie and Uncle to the party, much to the latter's chagrin.
!!A Shady Service
* When Jade says that she prefers fighting the bad guys to scrubbing toilets, Uncle takes it to literally meaning that modern teachers make students clean toilets.
* Uncle admonishes Will for believing Professor Collins to be Cedric because he thinks Collins is too boring to be evil. [[HypocriticalHumor Cornelia immediately points out that she initially thought the same.]]
!!The Labyrinth
* When Tohru worries how Caleb will manage with Uncle at the latter's shop while he himself is helping out at the Silver Dragon, Yan Lin winces yet assures him that those two will get along just fine. [[DescriptionCut We then go to Uncle's Rare Finds]] where Uncle and Caleb are having an argument because Caleb just tried to create a light-themed weapon to fight the Shadowkhan, only to produce a smoking cauldron for the trouble.
!!Divide and Conquer - Chaos and Hilarity
* When Yan Lin makes Valmont realize that [[BlackmailBackfire his blackmail attempt has only made the heroes ready to beat him up]], he tries to hide his nervousness by bidding them farewell and walking out of the Silver Dragon. As soon as he's outside, however, he runs away fast, causing nearly everyone to laugh.
* This line Taranee says while Jade skies down Mount Heatherfield:
-->'''Taranee''': I really admire Jade. She doesn't care about boys, or what people think of her… ''[Jade falls in a snow pile]'' Or if she ever walks again.
* Will and Jade view the "lava" being cherry gelatin as ActuallyPrettyFunny, mainly because Cedric and Wong's plan to use it against the Guardians and allies backfired.
!!A Dramatic Ambush
* Jade really gets a kick out of playing Shendu in the school play; she makes Taranee nervous with her EvilLaugh and spooks Cornelia from behind. Knickerbocker even says after the play that [[IfOnlyYouKnew it's almost like she knows the character]].
!!Big Trouble, Bigger Jade
* When Will's mom learns that her daughter has started training in Kung Fu, she embarrasses Will by playfully calling her "her pink-perky-kung-fu-pumpkin".
* When Cornelia suggests that they'd leave Uncle immobilized, he's still able to smack her for some reason.
!!Framed
* The girls have taken to using "I'll tell Uncle" as a threat, which they all take seriously.
* Jade has Hay Lin paint for Cornelia a jester outfit to annoy the latter.
* Everyone being dumbfounded that Jade used a ''bazooka'' against their enemies in the magic painting. And that she didn't think to paint any extra ammunition.
!!The Star of Threbe
* When Blunk foils the Guardians and Jade's first attempt to give him a bath with his "trash-bag suit", Cornelia says that he's more slippery than Jade. The latter comments "And that's saying something." When they throw him in a river, only for him to board a garbage barge, Jade comments that he's more slippery than her. Cornelia replies "And that's saying something."
!!Revelations
* When Caleb is knocked unconscious in the chapter's beginning, he dreams of conversing with Uncle's head who ends up waking him up with a DopeSlap (which happens just like in several JCA Season 1 episodes).
-->'''Uncle''': One more thing. Since you are on Earth now, you must protect Elyon herself.\\
'''Caleb''': But, aren't I dead?\\
'''Uncle''': Aiya! How can you be dead?! You swung into the portal!\\
'''Caleb''': Oh… right…\\
'''Uncle''': One more thing. ''[hits Caleb to awake him]''
* Vathek is confused when Uncle makes him stay behind to mind the shop. And then, [[CallBack like Captain Black before him]], he messes around with Uncle's magic and accidentally turns himself into a (blue) frog. When the heroes arrive just in time to witness this, the Chans and Black himself facepalm, Blunk mistakes Vathek for a Passling, Yan Lin sighs… while the Guardians and Caleb remain dumbfounded.
!!Stop the Presses
* Jade says that [[WouldRatherSuffer she'd rather be]] EatenAlive [[WouldRatherSuffer by demons than join the school newspaper]]. Elyon assumes that she's joking.
* Uncle annoying Phobos and Wong during his captivity. He even manages to surprise the prince with a smack.
* When she sees Uncle as a spirit, Cornelia jokes about keeping him like that, prompting Uncle to ask someone to DopeSlap her for him, which Jade obliges.
!!Parent's Night
* Jade wants to bring Uncle to Parent-Teacher Night in the hopes he'll DopeSlap the teachers.
* Jackie's [[OhNoNotAgain reaction to being shrunk again]].
!!The Mudslugs
* Uncle smacks Cornelia for accidentally exposing the Guardians' secret to Alchemy. Cornelia then smacks him back, because she didn't have a choice in the matter. This leads to the two smacking each other back and forth repeatedly, to everyone else's amusement.
* Jade and Alchemy using the Snake and Rooster Talismans to prank Uriah by making him think that a frog he dissected is haunting him.
!!Tohru Who?
* When Yan Lin mentions that she and Uncle had some moments together in an alleyway after watching plays in their youth, some of the girls cringe.
* The Guardians and Caleb's BigWhat reaction when Irma wants Jade to get them out of the cellar with the Talismans, only for Jade to admit that she didn't bring any Talismans with her this time.
* Cornelia references ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk'' as an example of the Dark Hand being GenreBlind about the Golden Elephant's defenses, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint causing MC Cobra to start praising]] Creator/HarrisonFord, with Hay Lin joining in.
* When Jade tricks the amnesiac Valmont into doing ballet, Irma, prompted by Will, starts recording it on her phone.
* Uncle gets his memory wiped by Valmont's potion and [[DelusionsOfDoghood becomes convinced that he's a goat]]. He ends up chewing on Cornelia's hair because he thinks it's hay -- right after Cornelia, thinking he's less annoying this way, suggests that they wouldn't return his memory yet.
!!Enter the Oni
* Alchemy has started [[StealthHiBye popping up]] with Jade whenever they're left behind. The first time this happens, Will asks how they did it, with Jade commenting that she shouldn't still be questioning it at this point.
* Jackie sneaks aboard the plane that Tarakudo is using to transport Cedric, Wong, Frost and the Enforcers to China with, and is immediately confronted by Frost… who is too airsick to do anything about it.
* After it turns out that there are eight masks and Shadowkhan tribes still out there, Jade tries to cheer up the rest of the group by pointing out the bright side; the WITCH gang finally gets to go on an infamous Chan Clan world tour. Needless to say, they aren't very excited about it.
!!Samurai and Guardians
* When Tarakudo makes a joke about Caleb taking someone's head off when Caleb swings a katana at him, Hay Lin thinks that it's actually pretty funny, prompting a comment from Tarakudo about how he's finally found someone who appreciates humor before blasting her.
* After being sent falling down by Oni-Ratso, Cornelia tries to catch Tohru, but they both end up landing in a pile of fish, much to the disgust of them both.
* When Uncle enters his TenMinuteRetirement moment during the hunt for the second mask as per canon, everyone is shocked and saddened… except for Cornelia, who happily waves him off and wishes him safe travels.
* While Jade uses her canon "didn't say which uncle" excuse to skip the train Uncle departs in, Alchemy's excuse is the fact that she doesn't have ''any'' uncles to go with.
!!Walk This Way
* Jade pulls her StealthHiBye routine on Will again to note that it looks like she's set for the dance thanks to Matt. Will has a bit of a DelayedReaction, then gets flustered before remembering how much her friend loves to do that.
!!Return of the Queen
* What does Jade first summon the Shadowkhan for when she starts turning into the Queen again? Giving Uriah and his cronies a wedgie.
* The Queen getting on Phobos' nerves by using ''his'' throne.
!!Ghosts and Shadows
* After Jade first transforms, her Guardian outfit looking like the standard Guardian outfit mixed with the Queen's dress, they decide to go to Uncle, Tohru, and Yan Lin about it. When Uncle sees her, he asks why she looks like that, and Cornelia, acting like the answer is obvious, points out that they don't know, and that's why they ''came''.
* When Elyon creates multiple illusions of herself, the Enforcers try to count them all, succeeding only in losing count and keeping track of the original Elyon. Phobos has to resist the urge to blast the trio.
* Uncle chastises the girls for letting Caleb go to Meridian without them, asking if they haven't noticed that his recklessness makes it easy to capture him.
* The others teasingly calling Caleb a pervert for wanting to look in Elyon's room for her sketchbook.
* The Enforcers feel awkward about searching for Elyon's sketchbook in her Earth room, believing that makes them look like pedophiles. When they bring the book back to Phobos, they tell him to apologize to them and next time look through his sister's stuff himself, only for him to threaten them into backing off.
* After Jade discovers that [[TakesOneToKillOne her new powers can harm Tarakudo]], she takes full advantage of it. Desperate, he tries a WeCanRuleTogether offer, and she pretends to accept solely to mess with him before sending him and the rest of the villains rolling down the mountain in a sphere of shadow magic.
** When doing a AndThisIsFor when pummeling him, the [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking third point is how annoying he is]].
!!The Precious Mask
* When she learns that Yan Lin plays poker and blackjack, Irma suggests bringing her along if they end up going to Vegas, and score a million bucks.
* ''Everyone'' does a JawDrop when the Bat Khan mask ends up on ''Blunk'' of all creatures.
* When Wong gets close to a captive Will to try and drain the Heart's power, she [[GroinAttack kicks him in the crotch]]. Tarakudo [[ShareTheMalePain winces]].
!!Gladiatorial Clash
* Caleb tried to bring some onion along when he snuck into the castle, but was foiled because Blunk ''ate them''.
* Cornelia's note to her Astral Drop on Uncle tells it to avoid him, since he'd probably figure out the ruse and smack her. She also includes that his breath stinks.
* After failing to dissolve Hak Foo with multiple punches, Will waves her hands in pain in a similar manner to Jackie.
!!Black Magic
* Jade making a joke about Jackie not climbing the totem pole because he's too fat.
* After Miranda shoots webbing at her, Jade insults her by asking what it says about her face that she shoots webbing from it, since spiders normally shoot it from their ''butts''.
** Later, Cornelia threatens to kick Miranda "where your mouth is".
* Uncle is prepared to go all the way to Japan to get more seaweed for the removal spell… only for Yan Lin to reveal that she has some at the restaurant.
* When Oni-Black threatens to have the necks of Cedric, Wong and Miranda snapped if they don't help him defeat the heroes and get the Oni Masks back, Wong gulps and promises their assistance in a scared tone.
* The chapter ends with Alchemy and Yan Lin being stuck in Section 13's phone booth along with Uncle and Tohru. Alchemy dreadfully asks if Tohru has eaten beans that day.
!!The Underwater Mines
* Kepler isn't pleased when his particle beam fails to affect the Book of Secrets.
* While brainstorming ideas for opening the Book of Secrets, the Talismans are suggested, but Tohru points out that they need to be careful to not risk destroying said book. Blunk then objects to the Book being destroyed… because it's too pretty. Irma's reaction to this is suitably snarky.
* Hay Lin wonders if there's an online version of the Book that they can hack.
* When Jade learns that Cornelia can't swim, she's surprised because she pegged Cornelia as the "swimsuit model type", then says that it's not like those girls know how to swim either.
* Uncle subjecting Phobos to a loop of him saying "one more thing" and blowing a raspberry at the end of the chapter. Phobos can only scream in rage.
!!The Demon Behind
* Irma is horrified when she says "one more thing" like Uncle does.
* Hay Lin [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial very badly lying]] to the fisherman about his tea having a memory-wiping potion in it.
* When Irma questions where Uncle found a Japanese encyclopedia of evil, Yan Lin admits she bought it on Amazon.
* When Tohru and Uncle have their fight and refuse to talk to each other, [[DeadpanSnarker Cornelia]] suggests that they'd follow Tohru's example. This gets her elbowed by Jade.
* Ikazuki's mask ends up on ''Uriah's'' butt here. Finn even [[MythologyGag makes a few comments on how glad he is that it didn't happen to HIM]].
* Jade and Irma find Ikazuki's mask ending up on Uriah's ass ''hilarious'', and the Enforcers find their jokes about it funny.
** The other heroes' various reactions to seeing Ikazuki on Uriah's butt before Jade and Irma start laughing. Jackie, Uncle, Taranee and Hay Lin are just shocked, Caleb stutters in disbelief, Cornelia [[BrainBleach tries to cover her eyes while crying out that she's blind]], Will comments with a wince [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels how wrong this is]], and Alchemy says with a blank expression on her face that she has no comment to give.
* When Uncle says that he says "one more thing" too often, Cornelia grumbles that he's "just realizing that ''now''?"
** Also, when Uncle is dope-slapping himself over letting Tohru get captured, Cornelia happily contributes to it.
* When Ikazuki attempts to attack Will from behind, Irma warns her to [[ThatCameOutWrong "watch her behind"]] before correcting herself by shouting "behind you" instead.
* Uriah spends most of the chapter deluding himself into thinking that the whole scenario is a dream. The heroes decide to let him think that because they ''don't'' want him joining the group like Alchemy did.
* Thanks to Uncle putting Uriah into a sleeper hold, he has a PottyFailure, to everyone's disgust. The girls in particular are so grossed out that they immediately fly or run far away from Uriah and refuse to carry him home.
** Uncle volunteers to carry Uriah to make up for his mistakes, but Yan Lin argues that's more than he actually needs to make up.
!!Fright Night Fight
* The Enforcers doing a makeshift comedy routine to cheer Elyon up is a mix of this and Heartwarming.
* Caleb is convinced to dress up for Halloween as [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Legolas]] who he thinks is a girl due to the long hair.
* Jade scaring the other girls, Caleb and Jackie with her Oni costume.
* When Paco shows up, Jade reveals that they're pen-pals. This prompts teasing to if they're "only" pen-pals, prompting HeIsNotMyBoyfriend comments from Jade.
* Chris scares a man with the Squidkhan, and after he's gone, the man says that [[NoMoreForMe he has to lay off the Red Bull]].
* Jade swiped the Monkey Talisman to turn Scruffy into a literal Cerberus for Halloween, and the Ox so Paco could spar with her while she's in her Guardian form.
** Later, when the rest of the group arrives and sees Cerberus-Scruffy, their reactions are gold once they learn what happened.
* Alchemy is expressing interest in learning magic. While helping with making the mask-removal potion, complete with a literal EyeOfNewt moment, she's reconsidering.
* Will wondering if Hay Lin seriously called the Shadowkhan Chris summoned "Squidkhan".
* Chris turns out to [[IKnowMortalKombat be a big luchador fan]], and Irma got hooked herself watching matches to distract him when she babysat him.
* Irma bombarding Chris with kisses despite his protests is both this and Heartwarming.
!!The Seal of Phobos
* Blunk noting that ''this'' time he didn't eat the onion Caleb was going to use against Tarakudo.
* Jade was going to try and use a ''[[ChainsawGood chainsaw]]'' to open the Book of Secrets. That she stole from Irma's garage.
* After they get the Book open and learn of Wong's plans, Irma can only give a DidntSeeThatComing.
!!Half a Mask of Kung Fu
* When Uncle calls Alchemy's laptop a "magical waffle iron", Irma snarks that he's one of those kinds of old people who don't understand technology.
* The Enforcers and the girls get a laugh about how silly half-masked Valmont and the half-Shadowkhan look.
* To try and get a Japanese monkey to cry so that they can use its tears to make more mask removal potion, Blunk reads it ''Romeo and Juliet''. He's confused why this doesn't work, since he apparently cried the first time he read it.
* Blunk, like Uncle, gets obsessed with the online auction site, and mistakes Alchemy's computer crashing for evil spirits and takes to smashing the computer with a baseball bat to get the site back.
-->'''Blunk''': Waffle iron steal from Blunk and Uncle! Give treasures back!
!!A Chantastic Prison Break
* Hay Lin is oddly enthusiastic about getting a gutter ball.
* Everyone commenting on Caleb and Cornelia flirting.
* Elyon successfully guessing that Finn used to sing disco at weddings.
!!A Challenge of Leadership
* When Elyon notes that people keep saying that her brother is like [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Sidious]] or something, Chow then says that Wong is more like Sidious with the wrinkles, Ratso says that he still says that Phobos is more of a ''Literature/{{Dracula}}'' because of the castle, with Finn saying that he's more of a Loki.
* Irma telling Tohru to make sure that Blunk doesn't eat all the baked goods... or the ''book''. Uncle then drags her along by pulling her by her ear.
* Wong and Cedric get so caught up in their plans to betray each other after usurping Phobos that they shake each other's hands for quite some time, causing them to laugh awkwardly once they come to their senses.
* When Phobos reassures his sister that even if their parent's murderers are still active, trying to break up the peace signing would be a stupid move, since no one else even believes that they exist. Ratso then says it sounds like something that the Enforcers would do, causing the others to elbow him to shut him up.
!!The Shadow Eaters
* Cornelia lampshades how Uncle not believing in psychics makes [[ArbitrarySkepticism no sense given all the other magical stuff he interacts with on a regular basis]].
* Irma asks Miss Kimber several questions, like how she can get Martin to stop bugging her and what's the answer to the universe, warning her [[Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy not to say 42]].
* Phobos recapping their track record with the Oni Masks before expressing his incredulousness at the Mini-Khan. The guards can't help but snicker at how awkward Cedric, Wong and Hak Foo are.
-->'''Phobos''': But now, after seven failures, we finally succeed in not only retrieving an Oni mask, but it is even worn by arguably the strongest warrior in our ranks. Only to find that this mask… seems to control… arguably the absolute [[SuddenlyShouting Weakest Out OF ALL THE SHADOWKHAN TRIBES]]!
* Irma drinks some coffee to stay awake while hunting the Mini-Khan. She finds it vile, openly wondering who can drink that kind of thing on a regular basis.
* While Miss Kimber has crafted dolls of the heroes and villains, she simply uses a painted potato to represent Tarakudo.
!!The Battle of Meridian Plains
* Blunk uses a scroll in Uncle's store like a tissue, then tries to clean it off when he hears how valuable it is, grossing everyone out.
* When Tarakudo finds an entrance to the Infinite City, he uses his telekinesis to drag Wong and Cedric from across town to his location, then makes a joke about them being down in the dumps.
* Alchemy is assigned to the lake team because it's supposedly safer. As she points out under her breath, it's not like a castle owned by a psycho prince and floating demon head is that much safer than a haunted lake.
* The whole scene with the walkie-talkies, especially Blunk stealing one.
!!Not so Black and White
* Black's DefiantCaptive disses to Wong and Cedric.
* Apparently the Enforcers once poofed themselves by ''tripping and falling''.
* When rescuing Captain Black, when Will notes the wounds on his face, he says that he's had worse, and that Cedric hits like a wuss.
!!A Jolly J-WITCH Xmas
* J-WITCH's reaction to Nicholas' very muscular physique.
* Lilian bluntly asking if Caleb is Cornelia's boyfriend.
!!Stolen Heart and Mask
* After pulling another StealthHiBye on Will, Jade notes that the other girl should be used to it by now.
* Uncle's explanation for why his stun spells aren't working on the polar bear-like monsters:
-->'''Uncle''': Magic must defeat ''magic''! Not polar bears!
* Tohru manages to bust through the wall of the ice cave that the heroes are trapped in... and then his momentum causes him to roll down the hill outside. Jade comments that it's [[CallBack just like old times]].
* Cornelia makes a crack about Cedric getting uglier somehow when he wears the Oni Mask, which Irma immediately rubs in her face.
!!A New Dawn
* Blunk is looking at a spellbook to try and find something to help against Shendu, but complains that he can't read it. Paco points out that he's holding it ''upside down'', before admitting that he can't understand it either.
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[[folder: Season 2]]
!!An Anonymous New Evil
* When the imprisoned Phobos and Wong start verbally sniping at each other, blaming each other for the situation they're in, Drake quips that it's more entertaining than the victory celebration.
* Yan Lin dragging Uncle onto the dance floor.
!!The Knights of Vengeance
* Alchemy grumbling that she has to get her own transformation or something after the girls go Guardian.
* The Guardians' banter with the Enforcers about their status as Elyon's honor guard.
* Everyone is so shocked to see Uncle genuinely happy and cheerful while interacting with Halinor that they question if he's an imposter.
!!Relics of Demons Past
* When Jackie tells Irma that the Big Dipper is called Ursa Major, she makes a wisecrack that Ursa ''Minor'' must be the ''Little'' Dipper. When Jackie tells her that she's actually right, much to her surprise, she jokes that she must have a natural talent for astronomy.
* Jade suggests that they just wait and see what dark forces are going to be emerging, since they have no way to narrow it down and that kind of stuff [[WeirdnessMagnet tends to find THEM most of the time]]. Alchemy admits that she makes a good point.
* A dragon-powered Frost tries to throw a car at Cornelia, but she causes the ground to collapse under him, so the car falls on top of him. She even quips that she hopes that he has auto insurance.
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[[folder: Season 1]]
!!It Begins
* Jackie, Jade and Tohru are utterly perplexed to learn that Uncle has even had a girlfriend in Yan Lin. YouDidntAsk is the only answer the old wizard has to offer.
* When Uncle makes his first impressions to the Guardians by smacking Cornelia in order to put a stop to her complaining, Irma starts liking him already.
* When Cornelia doesn't believe Uncle to be a wizard, he conjures a green Chinese dragon that whacks her before vanishing.
!!It Resumes
* When Tohru swings over the moat, he cries out like George of the Jungle.
!!Need a Dark Hand?
* During his first fight against the Guardians, Hak Foo boasts that the Black Tiger [[TemptingFate cannot fall]]. [[GroinAttack His crotch is suddenly hit]] with a steel pipe from behind, causing him to fall to the ground in agony. Jade is revealed to have struck him.
-->'''Jade''': Guess the Black Tiger's not gonna have any cubs now, huh?
!!J-WITCH Meets The J-Team!
* Upon first meeting Phobos, Ratso takes a guess that he's Dracula's son because his castle looks like something Dracula would live in.
!!Happy Birthday Will
* At the end of the chapter, Irma announces to the party guests that they have brought a real-life sumo wrestler as entertainment. Tohru is dragged to the party when everyone wants to have an arm wrestling match with him. Hay Lin also drags Jackie and Uncle to the party, much to the latter's chagrin.
!!A Shady Service
* When Jade says that she prefers fighting the bad guys to scrubbing toilets, Uncle takes it to literally meaning that modern teachers make students clean toilets.
* Uncle admonishes Will for believing Professor Collins to be Cedric because he thinks Collins is too boring to be evil. [[HypocriticalHumor Cornelia immediately points out that she initially thought the same.]]
!!The Labyrinth
* When Tohru worries how Caleb will manage with Uncle at the latter's shop while he himself is helping out at the Silver Dragon, Yan Lin winces yet assures him that those two will get along just fine. [[DescriptionCut We then go to Uncle's Rare Finds]] where Uncle and Caleb are having an argument because Caleb just tried to create a light-themed weapon to fight the Shadowkhan, only to produce a smoking cauldron for the trouble.
!!Divide and Conquer - Chaos and Hilarity
* When Yan Lin makes Valmont realize that [[BlackmailBackfire his blackmail attempt has only made the heroes ready to beat him up]], he tries to hide his nervousness by bidding them farewell and walking out of the Silver Dragon. As soon as he's outside, however, he runs away fast, causing nearly everyone to laugh.
* This line Taranee says while Jade skies down Mount Heatherfield:
-->'''Taranee''': I really admire Jade. She doesn't care about boys, or what people think of her… ''[Jade falls in a snow pile]'' Or if she ever walks again.
* Will and Jade view the "lava" being cherry gelatin as ActuallyPrettyFunny, mainly because Cedric and Wong's plan to use it against the Guardians and allies backfired.
!!A Dramatic Ambush
* Jade really gets a kick out of playing Shendu in the school play; she makes Taranee nervous with her EvilLaugh and spooks Cornelia from behind. Knickerbocker even says after the play that [[IfOnlyYouKnew it's almost like she knows the character]].
!!Big Trouble, Bigger Jade
* When Will's mom learns that her daughter has started training in Kung Fu, she embarrasses Will by playfully calling her "her pink-perky-kung-fu-pumpkin".
* When Cornelia suggests that they'd leave Uncle immobilized, he's still able to smack her for some reason.
!!Framed
* The girls have taken to using "I'll tell Uncle" as a threat, which they all take seriously.
* Jade has Hay Lin paint for Cornelia a jester outfit to annoy the latter.
* Everyone being dumbfounded that Jade used a ''bazooka'' against their enemies in the magic painting. And that she didn't think to paint any extra ammunition.
!!The Star of Threbe
* When Blunk foils the Guardians and Jade's first attempt to give him a bath with his "trash-bag suit", Cornelia says that he's more slippery than Jade. The latter comments "And that's saying something." When they throw him in a river, only for him to board a garbage barge, Jade comments that he's more slippery than her. Cornelia replies "And that's saying something."
!!Revelations
* When Caleb is knocked unconscious in the chapter's beginning, he dreams of conversing with Uncle's head who ends up waking him up with a DopeSlap (which happens just like in several JCA Season 1 episodes).
-->'''Uncle''': One more thing. Since you are on Earth now, you must protect Elyon herself.\\
'''Caleb''': But, aren't I dead?\\
'''Uncle''': Aiya! How can you be dead?! You swung into the portal!\\
'''Caleb''': Oh… right…\\
'''Uncle''': One more thing. ''[hits Caleb to awake him]''
* Vathek is confused when Uncle makes him stay behind to mind the shop. And then, [[CallBack like Captain Black before him]], he messes around with Uncle's magic and accidentally turns himself into a (blue) frog. When the heroes arrive just in time to witness this, the Chans and Black himself facepalm, Blunk mistakes Vathek for a Passling, Yan Lin sighs… while the Guardians and Caleb remain dumbfounded.
!!Stop the Presses
* Jade says that [[WouldRatherSuffer she'd rather be]] EatenAlive [[WouldRatherSuffer by demons than join the school newspaper]]. Elyon assumes that she's joking.
* Uncle annoying Phobos and Wong during his captivity. He even manages to surprise the prince with a smack.
* When she sees Uncle as a spirit, Cornelia jokes about keeping him like that, prompting Uncle to ask someone to DopeSlap her for him, which Jade obliges.
!!Parent's Night
* Jade wants to bring Uncle to Parent-Teacher Night in the hopes he'll DopeSlap the teachers.
* Jackie's [[OhNoNotAgain reaction to being shrunk again]].
!!The Mudslugs
* Uncle smacks Cornelia for accidentally exposing the Guardians' secret to Alchemy. Cornelia then smacks him back, because she didn't have a choice in the matter. This leads to the two smacking each other back and forth repeatedly, to everyone else's amusement.
* Jade and Alchemy using the Snake and Rooster Talismans to prank Uriah by making him think that a frog he dissected is haunting him.
!!Tohru Who?
* When Yan Lin mentions that she and Uncle had some moments together in an alleyway after watching plays in their youth, some of the girls cringe.
* The Guardians and Caleb's BigWhat reaction when Irma wants Jade to get them out of the cellar with the Talismans, only for Jade to admit that she didn't bring any Talismans with her this time.
* Cornelia references ''Film/RaidersOfTheLostArk'' as an example of the Dark Hand being GenreBlind about the Golden Elephant's defenses, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint causing MC Cobra to start praising]] Creator/HarrisonFord, with Hay Lin joining in.
* When Jade tricks the amnesiac Valmont into doing ballet, Irma, prompted by Will, starts recording it on her phone.
* Uncle gets his memory wiped by Valmont's potion and [[DelusionsOfDoghood becomes convinced that he's a goat]]. He ends up chewing on Cornelia's hair because he thinks it's hay -- right after Cornelia, thinking he's less annoying this way, suggests that they wouldn't return his memory yet.
!!Enter the Oni
* Alchemy has started [[StealthHiBye popping up]] with Jade whenever they're left behind. The first time this happens, Will asks how they did it, with Jade commenting that she shouldn't still be questioning it at this point.
* Jackie sneaks aboard the plane that Tarakudo is using to transport Cedric, Wong, Frost and the Enforcers to China with, and is immediately confronted by Frost… who is too airsick to do anything about it.
* After it turns out that there are eight masks and Shadowkhan tribes still out there, Jade tries to cheer up the rest of the group by pointing out the bright side; the WITCH gang finally gets to go on an infamous Chan Clan world tour. Needless to say, they aren't very excited about it.
!!Samurai and Guardians
* When Tarakudo makes a joke about Caleb taking someone's head off when Caleb swings a katana at him, Hay Lin thinks that it's actually pretty funny, prompting a comment from Tarakudo about how he's finally found someone who appreciates humor before blasting her.
* After being sent falling down by Oni-Ratso, Cornelia tries to catch Tohru, but they both end up landing in a pile of fish, much to the disgust of them both.
* When Uncle enters his TenMinuteRetirement moment during the hunt for the second mask as per canon, everyone is shocked and saddened… except for Cornelia, who happily waves him off and wishes him safe travels.
* While Jade uses her canon "didn't say which uncle" excuse to skip the train Uncle departs in, Alchemy's excuse is the fact that she doesn't have ''any'' uncles to go with.
!!Walk This Way
* Jade pulls her StealthHiBye routine on Will again to note that it looks like she's set for the dance thanks to Matt. Will has a bit of a DelayedReaction, then gets flustered before remembering how much her friend loves to do that.
!!Return of the Queen
* What does Jade first summon the Shadowkhan for when she starts turning into the Queen again? Giving Uriah and his cronies a wedgie.
* The Queen getting on Phobos' nerves by using ''his'' throne.
!!Ghosts and Shadows
* After Jade first transforms, her Guardian outfit looking like the standard Guardian outfit mixed with the Queen's dress, they decide to go to Uncle, Tohru, and Yan Lin about it. When Uncle sees her, he asks why she looks like that, and Cornelia, acting like the answer is obvious, points out that they don't know, and that's why they ''came''.
* When Elyon creates multiple illusions of herself, the Enforcers try to count them all, succeeding only in losing count and keeping track of the original Elyon. Phobos has to resist the urge to blast the trio.
* Uncle chastises the girls for letting Caleb go to Meridian without them, asking if they haven't noticed that his recklessness makes it easy to capture him.
* The others teasingly calling Caleb a pervert for wanting to look in Elyon's room for her sketchbook.
* The Enforcers feel awkward about searching for Elyon's sketchbook in her Earth room, believing that makes them look like pedophiles. When they bring the book back to Phobos, they tell him to apologize to them and next time look through his sister's stuff himself, only for him to threaten them into backing off.
* After Jade discovers that [[TakesOneToKillOne her new powers can harm Tarakudo]], she takes full advantage of it. Desperate, he tries a WeCanRuleTogether offer, and she pretends to accept solely to mess with him before sending him and the rest of the villains rolling down the mountain in a sphere of shadow magic.
** When doing a AndThisIsFor when pummeling him, the [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking third point is how annoying he is]].
!!The Precious Mask
* When she learns that Yan Lin plays poker and blackjack, Irma suggests bringing her along if they end up going to Vegas, and score a million bucks.
* ''Everyone'' does a JawDrop when the Bat Khan mask ends up on ''Blunk'' of all creatures.
* When Wong gets close to a captive Will to try and drain the Heart's power, she [[GroinAttack kicks him in the crotch]]. Tarakudo [[ShareTheMalePain winces]].
!!Gladiatorial Clash
* Caleb tried to bring some onion along when he snuck into the castle, but was foiled because Blunk ''ate them''.
* Cornelia's note to her Astral Drop on Uncle tells it to avoid him, since he'd probably figure out the ruse and smack her. She also includes that his breath stinks.
* After failing to dissolve Hak Foo with multiple punches, Will waves her hands in pain in a similar manner to Jackie.
!!Black Magic
* Jade making a joke about Jackie not climbing the totem pole because he's too fat.
* After Miranda shoots webbing at her, Jade insults her by asking what it says about her face that she shoots webbing from it, since spiders normally shoot it from their ''butts''.
** Later, Cornelia threatens to kick Miranda "where your mouth is".
* Uncle is prepared to go all the way to Japan to get more seaweed for the removal spell… only for Yan Lin to reveal that she has some at the restaurant.
* When Oni-Black threatens to have the necks of Cedric, Wong and Miranda snapped if they don't help him defeat the heroes and get the Oni Masks back, Wong gulps and promises their assistance in a scared tone.
* The chapter ends with Alchemy and Yan Lin being stuck in Section 13's phone booth along with Uncle and Tohru. Alchemy dreadfully asks if Tohru has eaten beans that day.
!!The Underwater Mines
* Kepler isn't pleased when his particle beam fails to affect the Book of Secrets.
* While brainstorming ideas for opening the Book of Secrets, the Talismans are suggested, but Tohru points out that they need to be careful to not risk destroying said book. Blunk then objects to the Book being destroyed… because it's too pretty. Irma's reaction to this is suitably snarky.
* Hay Lin wonders if there's an online version of the Book that they can hack.
* When Jade learns that Cornelia can't swim, she's surprised because she pegged Cornelia as the "swimsuit model type", then says that it's not like those girls know how to swim either.
* Uncle subjecting Phobos to a loop of him saying "one more thing" and blowing a raspberry at the end of the chapter. Phobos can only scream in rage.
!!The Demon Behind
* Irma is horrified when she says "one more thing" like Uncle does.
* Hay Lin [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial very badly lying]] to the fisherman about his tea having a memory-wiping potion in it.
* When Irma questions where Uncle found a Japanese encyclopedia of evil, Yan Lin admits she bought it on Amazon.
* When Tohru and Uncle have their fight and refuse to talk to each other, [[DeadpanSnarker Cornelia]] suggests that they'd follow Tohru's example. This gets her elbowed by Jade.
* Ikazuki's mask ends up on ''Uriah's'' butt here. Finn even [[MythologyGag makes a few comments on how glad he is that it didn't happen to HIM]].
* Jade and Irma find Ikazuki's mask ending up on Uriah's ass ''hilarious'', and the Enforcers find their jokes about it funny.
** The other heroes' various reactions to seeing Ikazuki on Uriah's butt before Jade and Irma start laughing. Jackie, Uncle, Taranee and Hay Lin are just shocked, Caleb stutters in disbelief, Cornelia [[BrainBleach tries to cover her eyes while crying out that she's blind]], Will comments with a wince [[ThisIsWrongOnSoManyLevels how wrong this is]], and Alchemy says with a blank expression on her face that she has no comment to give.
* When Uncle says that he says "one more thing" too often, Cornelia grumbles that he's "just realizing that ''now''?"
** Also, when Uncle is dope-slapping himself over letting Tohru get captured, Cornelia happily contributes to it.
* When Ikazuki attempts to attack Will from behind, Irma warns her to [[ThatCameOutWrong "watch her behind"]] before correcting herself by shouting "behind you" instead.
* Uriah spends most of the chapter deluding himself into thinking that the whole scenario is a dream. The heroes decide to let him think that because they ''don't'' want him joining the group like Alchemy did.
* Thanks to Uncle putting Uriah into a sleeper hold, he has a PottyFailure, to everyone's disgust. The girls in particular are so grossed out that they immediately fly or run far away from Uriah and refuse to carry him home.
** Uncle volunteers to carry Uriah to make up for his mistakes, but Yan Lin argues that's more than he actually needs to make up.
!!Fright Night Fight
* The Enforcers doing a makeshift comedy routine to cheer Elyon up is a mix of this and Heartwarming.
* Caleb is convinced to dress up for Halloween as [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Legolas]] who he thinks is a girl due to the long hair.
* Jade scaring the other girls, Caleb and Jackie with her Oni costume.
* When Paco shows up, Jade reveals that they're pen-pals. This prompts teasing to if they're "only" pen-pals, prompting HeIsNotMyBoyfriend comments from Jade.
* Chris scares a man with the Squidkhan, and after he's gone, the man says that [[NoMoreForMe he has to lay off the Red Bull]].
* Jade swiped the Monkey Talisman to turn Scruffy into a literal Cerberus for Halloween, and the Ox so Paco could spar with her while she's in her Guardian form.
** Later, when the rest of the group arrives and sees Cerberus-Scruffy, their reactions are gold once they learn what happened.
* Alchemy is expressing interest in learning magic. While helping with making the mask-removal potion, complete with a literal EyeOfNewt moment, she's reconsidering.
* Will wondering if Hay Lin seriously called the Shadowkhan Chris summoned "Squidkhan".
* Chris turns out to [[IKnowMortalKombat be a big luchador fan]], and Irma got hooked herself watching matches to distract him when she babysat him.
* Irma bombarding Chris with kisses despite his protests is both this and Heartwarming.
!!The Seal of Phobos
* Blunk noting that ''this'' time he didn't eat the onion Caleb was going to use against Tarakudo.
* Jade was going to try and use a ''[[ChainsawGood chainsaw]]'' to open the Book of Secrets. That she stole from Irma's garage.
* After they get the Book open and learn of Wong's plans, Irma can only give a DidntSeeThatComing.
!!Half a Mask of Kung Fu
* When Uncle calls Alchemy's laptop a "magical waffle iron", Irma snarks that he's one of those kinds of old people who don't understand technology.
* The Enforcers and the girls get a laugh about how silly half-masked Valmont and the half-Shadowkhan look.
* To try and get a Japanese monkey to cry so that they can use its tears to make more mask removal potion, Blunk reads it ''Romeo and Juliet''. He's confused why this doesn't work, since he apparently cried the first time he read it.
* Blunk, like Uncle, gets obsessed with the online auction site, and mistakes Alchemy's computer crashing for evil spirits and takes to smashing the computer with a baseball bat to get the site back.
-->'''Blunk''': Waffle iron steal from Blunk and Uncle! Give treasures back!
!!A Chantastic Prison Break
* Hay Lin is oddly enthusiastic about getting a gutter ball.
* Everyone commenting on Caleb and Cornelia flirting.
* Elyon successfully guessing that Finn used to sing disco at weddings.
!!A Challenge of Leadership
* When Elyon notes that people keep saying that her brother is like [[Franchise/StarWars Darth Sidious]] or something, Chow then says that Wong is more like Sidious with the wrinkles, Ratso says that he still says that Phobos is more of a ''Literature/{{Dracula}}'' because of the castle, with Finn saying that he's more of a Loki.
* Irma telling Tohru to make sure that Blunk doesn't eat all the baked goods... or the ''book''. Uncle then drags her along by pulling her by her ear.
* Wong and Cedric get so caught up in their plans to betray each other after usurping Phobos that they shake each other's hands for quite some time, causing them to laugh awkwardly once they come to their senses.
* When Phobos reassures his sister that even if their parent's murderers are still active, trying to break up the peace signing would be a stupid move, since no one else even believes that they exist. Ratso then says it sounds like something that the Enforcers would do, causing the others to elbow him to shut him up.
!!The Shadow Eaters
* Cornelia lampshades how Uncle not believing in psychics makes [[ArbitrarySkepticism no sense given all the other magical stuff he interacts with on a regular basis]].
* Irma asks Miss Kimber several questions, like how she can get Martin to stop bugging her and what's the answer to the universe, warning her [[Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy not to say 42]].
* Phobos recapping their track record with the Oni Masks before expressing his incredulousness at the Mini-Khan. The guards can't help but snicker at how awkward Cedric, Wong and Hak Foo are.
-->'''Phobos''': But now, after seven failures, we finally succeed in not only retrieving an Oni mask, but it is even worn by arguably the strongest warrior in our ranks. Only to find that this mask… seems to control… arguably the absolute [[SuddenlyShouting Weakest Out OF ALL THE SHADOWKHAN TRIBES]]!
* Irma drinks some coffee to stay awake while hunting the Mini-Khan. She finds it vile, openly wondering who can drink that kind of thing on a regular basis.
* While Miss Kimber has crafted dolls of the heroes and villains, she simply uses a painted potato to represent Tarakudo.
!!The Battle of Meridian Plains
* Blunk uses a scroll in Uncle's store like a tissue, then tries to clean it off when he hears how valuable it is, grossing everyone out.
* When Tarakudo finds an entrance to the Infinite City, he uses his telekinesis to drag Wong and Cedric from across town to his location, then makes a joke about them being down in the dumps.
* Alchemy is assigned to the lake team because it's supposedly safer. As she points out under her breath, it's not like a castle owned by a psycho prince and floating demon head is that much safer than a haunted lake.
* The whole scene with the walkie-talkies, especially Blunk stealing one.
!!Not so Black and White
* Black's DefiantCaptive disses to Wong and Cedric.
* Apparently the Enforcers once poofed themselves by ''tripping and falling''.
* When rescuing Captain Black, when Will notes the wounds on his face, he says that he's had worse, and that Cedric hits like a wuss.
!!A Jolly J-WITCH Xmas
* J-WITCH's reaction to Nicholas' very muscular physique.
* Lilian bluntly asking if Caleb is Cornelia's boyfriend.
!!Stolen Heart and Mask
* After pulling another StealthHiBye on Will, Jade notes that the other girl should be used to it by now.
* Uncle's explanation for why his stun spells aren't working on the polar bear-like monsters:
-->'''Uncle''': Magic must defeat ''magic''! Not polar bears!
* Tohru manages to bust through the wall of the ice cave that the heroes are trapped in... and then his momentum causes him to roll down the hill outside. Jade comments that it's [[CallBack just like old times]].
* Cornelia makes a crack about Cedric getting uglier somehow when he wears the Oni Mask, which Irma immediately rubs in her face.
!!A New Dawn
* Blunk is looking at a spellbook to try and find something to help against Shendu, but complains that he can't read it. Paco points out that he's holding it ''upside down'', before admitting that he can't understand it either.
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[[folder: Season 2]]
!!An Anonymous New Evil
* When the imprisoned Phobos and Wong start verbally sniping at each other, blaming each other for the situation they're in, Drake quips that it's more entertaining than the victory celebration.
* Yan Lin dragging Uncle onto the dance floor.
!!The Knights of Vengeance
* Alchemy grumbling that she has to get her own transformation or something after the girls go Guardian.
* The Guardians' banter with the Enforcers about their status as Elyon's honor guard.
* Everyone is so shocked to see Uncle genuinely happy and cheerful while interacting with Halinor that they question if he's an imposter.
!!Relics of Demons Past
* When Jackie tells Irma that the Big Dipper is called Ursa Major, she makes a wisecrack that Ursa ''Minor'' must be the ''Little'' Dipper. When Jackie tells her that she's actually right, much to her surprise, she jokes that she must have a natural talent for astronomy.
* Jade suggests that they just wait and see what dark forces are going to be emerging, since they have no way to narrow it down and that kind of stuff [[WeirdnessMagnet tends to find THEM most of the time]]. Alchemy admits that she makes a good point.
* A dragon-powered Frost tries to throw a car at Cornelia, but she causes the ground to collapse under him, so the car falls on top of him. She even quips that she hopes that he has auto insurance.
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