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%%** "The turkey tastes like pee now. Everything tastes like pee."
%%*** "I pee in Coach [=McGuirk's=] canteen."
%%*** "People do not drink pee in Russia! People do not!"
%% If these quotes are part of the exchange, format them properly. If not, remove as natter.
* In one episode, Jason is acting like a jerkass to Melissa. During the argument, Jason stutters and Melissa [[BlahBlahBlah mocks him]].

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%%** ** "The turkey tastes like pee now. Everything tastes like pee."
%%*** *** "I pee in Coach [=McGuirk's=] canteen."
%%*** *** "People do not drink pee in Russia! People do not!"
%% If these quotes are part of the exchange, format them properly. If not, remove as natter.
* In one episode, Jason is acting like a jerkass {{Jerkass}} to Melissa. During the argument, Jason stutters and Melissa [[BlahBlahBlah mocks him]].



--> '''[=McGuirk=]''': Well, that's genius, Melissa. Let me write that down. You're saying that all I have to do to fall asleep is to go to sleep! Is that what you're saying Melissa? *Melissa nods* Good, 'cause it's brilliant. You should write a book! You should give seminars! You'll make millions of dollars! ATTENTION ALL INSOMNIACS: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO FALL ASLEEP IS LIE IN YOUR BED!
-->'''Melissa''' (on the verge of tears):...I'm just trying to help.
-->'''[=McGuirk=]''': LIKE EVERY OTHER WOMAN IN MY LIFE!

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--> '''[=McGuirk=]''': [[SarcasmMode Well, that's genius, Melissa. Let me write that down. ]] [[StatingTheSimpleSolution You're saying that all I have to do to fall asleep is to go to sleep! sleep!]] Is that what you're saying Melissa? *Melissa nods* ''(Melissa nods)'' Good, 'cause it's brilliant. You should write a book! You should give seminars! You'll make millions of dollars! ATTENTION ALL INSOMNIACS: ALL YOU HAVE TO DO TO FALL ASLEEP IS LIE '''LIE IN YOUR BED!
BED!'''
-->'''Melissa''' (on ''(on the verge of tears):...tears)'':...I'm just trying to help.
-->'''[=McGuirk=]''': '''[[UnwantedAssistance LIKE EVERY OTHER WOMAN IN MY LIFE!LIFE!]]'''

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