History Funny / HaruhiSuzumiya

* Part 3. Koizumi asks Haruhi if there's anyone else being casted. Haruhi was thrilled with the idea so he rewards him with more lines. On top of having to memorize lines for his own class play, being a kissup finally bites him back.
--->'''Koizumi:''' Is anyone else going to be in the movie or just the three of us?
--->'''Kyon:'''(Thinking) Don't ask stupid questions.
--->'''Haruhi:''' You've got a point, three characters might not be enough. Thanks for the heads up Koizumi, I almost missed that one. You just got more screentime.
--->''[Koizumi twitches]''
--->''[Beat]''
--->'''Koizumi:''' (With a less confident smile) [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh wow, thank you...]]
--->'''Kyon:''' (Thinking) [[TakeThat Serves you right. You go stirring up a hornet's nest, you get what you deserve.]]

* The opening musical-credit sequence, with (dialogue-free) shots of Kyon warming up in front of the heater. Then, one by one, the rest of the SOS Brigade start jostling for room...and by the end, the pecking order is firmly established, with Kyon reduced to trying to warm himself by the computer.
* Having just found Alt!Haruhi, Kyon now has to bring her to the Literature club room but has to get Haruhi to somehow disguise herself. After only a second of hesitation, he calmly asks her to put her long hair into [[{{Fetish}} a ponytail.]] Cue audience laughter.
* The way Taniguchi turning down Kyon's invitation to the SOS Christmas party is hilarious in hindsight when it's later revealed that his girlfriend is [[HumanoidAbomination Kuyoh Suoh]]. Who mistook him for Kyon.

* From that same episode: [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon Anyone accepting defeat will be punished by running ten laps around the school]], '''[[FanService naked]]!'''[[HumiliationConga And you'll have to yell "Green Martians are chasing me!" for the whole ten laps]]!

** And afterwards, Kyon's first meeting with [[TimeTravel Future Mikuru]], in which she [[StableTimeLoop showed Kyon her mole]] was accompanied by Kyon's immediate exclamation of "SUPERSIZE ME!" Never, ''ever'' fails to elicit laughter. Even funnier when you realise it's the [[Creator/CrispinFreeman actor's]] [[ThrowItIn joke]]. In Japanese, he just says "huge". The scene's still funny, though, especially when Future Mikuru realises he doesn't know yet.

* From that same episode: [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon Anyone accepting defeat will be punished by running ten laps around the school, ]]'''[[FanService naked! ]]'''[[FromBadToWorse And you'll have to yell ]][[HumiliationConga "Green Martians are chasing me!" ]][[SeriousBusiness for the whole ten laps!]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FKOVue2oa4 Dynamic Entryyyyy!]] Hell, that was hilarious!
* From that same episode: [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon Anyone accepting defeat will be punished by running ten laps around the school, ]]'''[[FanService naked! ]]'''[[FromBadToWorse And you'll have to yell ]][[HumiliationConga "Green Martians are chasing me!" ]][[SeriousBusiness for the whole ten laps!]]
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* The BeachEpisode. They were playing with a beach ball in the water. Mikuru hits it into the air, and while several people are going to catch it, Kyon exclaims (in his head) [[{{Gainaxing}} "Too many beach balls!"]]

-->'''Kyon:''' ''(to Mikuru running down the street while {{Gainaxing}})'' The fate of this neighborhood and its' mom-and-pop stores is riding on your mammaries, Mikuru!

* Having just found Alt!Haruhi, Kyon now has to bring her to the Literature club room but has to get Haruhi to somehow disguise herself. After only a second of hesitation, he calmly asks her to put her RapunzelHair into [[{{Fetish}} a ponytail.]] Cue audience laughter.

!!The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

!!The Sigh of Haruhi Suzumiya

!!The Boredom of Haruhi Suzumiya

!!The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya

!!The Rampage of Haruhi Suzumiya

!!The Day of Sagittarius

!!The Wavering of Haruhi Suzumiya

!!The Intrigues of Haruhi Suzumiya

!!The Indignation of Haruhi Suzumiya

!!The Dissociation of Haruhi Suzumiya

!!The Surprise of Haruhi Suzumiya

!!The Melancholy of Manga/HaruhiChan

!!Drama CD

!!Other:

--->'''Kyon:''' (Thinking) [[TakeThat! Serves you right. You go stirring up a hornet's nest, you get what you deserve.]]

--->'''Koizumi:'''(With a less confident trademark smile)[[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh wow, thank you...]]
--->'''Kyon:''' (Thinking) Serves you right. You go stirring up a hornet's nest, you get what you deserve.

''[Koizumi twitches]''
''[Beat]''

--->[Koizumi twitches]\\
--->[Beat]\\

--->[Koizumi twitches]
--->[Beat]
--->'''Koizumi:'''(With a slightly less confident of his trademark smile) [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh wow, thank you...]]

'''Kyon:'''(Thinking) Don't ask stupid questions.
'''Haruhi:''' You've got a point, three characters might not be enough. Thanks for the heads up Koizumi, I almost missed that one. You just got more screentime.
'''Koizumi:''' *Twitches* *beat* (With a slightly less confident of his trademark smile) Oh wow, thank you...
'''Kyon:''' (Thinking) Serves you right. You go stirring up a hornet's nest, you get what you deserve.

-->'''Kyon:''' Those dreams were never so realistic before... Or maybe... [[BreakingTheFourthWall Maybe I'm an anime's character on a screen... Then all of you watching should go outside... and get a life!]]