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-->'''Roma:''' ''[slowly turns and [[DeathGlare fixes a hard glare on Williamson]]]'' [[TranquilFury You stupid fucking cunt.]]

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-->'''Roma:''' ''[slowly turns and [[DeathGlare fixes a hard glare on Williamson]]]'' [[TranquilFury You stupid fucking cunt.]]]] Where did you learn your ''[[LargeHam traaaaaaaaaaaaade]]'', you stupid fucking cunt?!?

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* Richard Roma is rough, abrasive, and downright vicious to anybody who looks like they should have a clue about what they're doing, but with Aaronow (who shouldn't be within a hundred miles of that job) trying to grasp the situation after the robbery, Roma appears to be courteous, polite, and considerate to him throughout. He also maintains a courteous and respectful working relationship with Levene.
** Made even funnier as Aaronow actually made a sale that month while Levene hadn't.

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* Richard Roma is rough, abrasive, and downright vicious to anybody who looks like they should have a clue about what they're doing, but with Aaronow (who shouldn't be within a hundred miles of that job) trying to grasp the situation after the robbery, Roma appears to be courteous, polite, and considerate to him throughout. He also maintains a courteous and respectful working relationship with Levene. \n** Made even funnier as Aaronow actually made a sale that month while Levene hadn't.
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* "HAVE YOU MADE YOUR DECISION, FOR CHRIST?!!"

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* "HAVE YOU MADE YOUR DECISION, DECISION FOR CHRIST?!!"

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* During Roma's TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Williamson, he interrupts himself to tell the detective he'll be with him in a minute.
* During another TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Williamson, Levene calls him a secretary and gives him a message, "Fuck you and kiss my ass!" What makes it funny is Levene's pantomime of lifting up his pants during the latter insult.

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* During Roma's TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Williamson, he interrupts himself to tell the detective he'll be with him in a minute.
* During another TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Williamson, Levene calls him a secretary and gives him a message, "Fuck you and kiss my ass!" What makes it funny is Levene's pantomime of lifting up his pants during the latter insult.
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-->'''Blake''': I've been in this business for fifteen years--\\
'''Moss''': What's your name?\\
'''Blake''': FUCK! YOU! ''THAT'S'' my name!
* Another Roma-to-Williamson rant:
-->Patel?! Fuck you! Fucking Shiva handed this guy a million dollars, told him, "Sign the deal!", he wouldn't sign, and the god Vishnu, too, into the bargain--fuck you, John! You know your business, I know mine, your business is being an asshole! I find out whose fucking cousin you are, I'm gonna go to him and find a way to HAVE YOUR ASS! FUCK YOU!

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-->'''Blake''': -->'''Blake:''' I've been in this business for fifteen years--\\
'''Moss''': '''Moss:''' What's your name?\\
'''Blake''': '''Blake:''' FUCK! YOU! ''THAT'S'' my name!
* Another Roma-to-Williamson rant:
-->Patel?! Fuck you! Fucking Shiva handed this guy a million dollars, told him, "Sign the deal!", he wouldn't sign, and the god Vishnu, too, into the bargain--fuck you, John! You know your business, I know mine, your business is being an asshole! I find out whose fucking cousin you are, I'm gonna go to him and find a way to HAVE YOUR ASS! FUCK YOU!
name!



* "HAVE YOU MADE YOUR DECISION, FOR CHRIST?!!"

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* "HAVE YOU MADE Roma: "Did you ever take a dump that made you feel like you slept for twelve hours?"
* Richard Roma is rough, abrasive, and downright vicious to anybody who looks like they should have a clue about what they're doing, but with Aaronow (who shouldn't be within a hundred miles of that job) trying to grasp the situation after the robbery, Roma appears to be courteous, polite, and considerate to him throughout. He also maintains a courteous and respectful working relationship with Levene.
** Made even funnier as Aaronow actually made a sale that month while Levene hadn't.
* Roma ranting at Williamson:
-->'''Roma:''' Patel?! Fuck you! Fucking Shiva handed this guy a million dollars, told him "Sign the deal!", he wouldn't sign, and the god Vishnu, too, into the bargain--fuck you, John! You know your business, I know mine, your business is being an asshole! I find out whose fucking cousin you are, I'm gonna go to him and find a way to HAVE
YOUR DECISION, FOR CHRIST?!!"ASS! FUCK YOU!



-->'''Roma''': ''You were saying?''
* Ricky Roma is rough, abrasive and downright vicious to anybody who looks like they should have a clue about what they're doing, but with Aaronow (who shouldn't be within a hundred miles of that job) trying to grasp the situation after the robbery, Roma appears to be courteous, polite and considerate to him throughout. He also maintains a courteous, respectful working relationship with Levene.
** Made even funnier as Aaronow actually made a sale that month while Levene hadn't.
* Roma's reaction after Williamson [[spoiler:accidentally screws up his $6000 sale]].
-->'''Roma:''' YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!!!

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-->'''Roma''': ''You were saying?''
* Ricky Roma is rough, abrasive and downright vicious to anybody who looks like they should have a clue about what they're doing, but with Aaronow (who shouldn't be within a hundred miles of that job) trying to grasp the situation after the robbery, Roma appears to be courteous, polite and considerate to him throughout. He also maintains a courteous, respectful working relationship with Levene.
** Made even funnier as Aaronow actually made a sale that month while Levene hadn't.
* Roma's reaction after Williamson [[spoiler:accidentally screws up his $6000 sale]].
-->'''Roma:''' ''You were saying?''
* Roma's reaction after Williamson accidentally screws up his $6000 sale.
-->'''Roma:''' ''[slowly turns and [[DeathGlare fixes a hard glare on Williamson]]]'' [[TranquilFury You stupid fucking cunt.]]
** During his TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Williamson, Roma interrupts himself to politely tell the detective he'll be with him in a minute.
** The brief shot of Roma, Williamson, and one of the detectives with their hands on their hips.
* During another TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Williamson, Levene calls him a secretary and gives him a message, "Fuck you and kiss my ass!" What makes it funny is Levene's pantomime of lifting up his pants during the latter insult.
* "HAVE
YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!!!MADE YOUR DECISION, FOR CHRIST?!!"
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-->''Patel?! Fuck you! Fucking Shiva handed this guy a million dollars, told him, "Sign the deal!", he wouldn't sign, and the god Vishnu, too, into the bargain--fuck you, John! You know your business, I know mine, your business is being an asshole! I find out whose fucking cousin you are, I'm gonna go to him and find a way to HAVE YOUR ASS! FUCK YOU!''

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-->''Patel?! -->Patel?! Fuck you! Fucking Shiva handed this guy a million dollars, told him, "Sign the deal!", he wouldn't sign, and the god Vishnu, too, into the bargain--fuck you, John! You know your business, I know mine, your business is being an asshole! I find out whose fucking cousin you are, I'm gonna go to him and find a way to HAVE YOUR ASS! FUCK YOU!''YOU!

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-->'''Blake''': I've been in this business for fifteen years--
-->'''Moss''': What's your name?
-->'''Blake''': FUCK! YOU! ''THAT'S'' my name!

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-->'''Blake''': I've been in this business for fifteen years--
-->'''Moss''':
years--\\
'''Moss''':
What's your name?
-->'''Blake''':
name?\\
'''Blake''':
FUCK! YOU! ''THAT'S'' my name!



** Made even funnier as Aaronow actually made a sale that month while Levene hadn't.

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** Made even funnier as Aaronow actually made a sale that month while Levene hadn't.hadn't.
* Roma's reaction after Williamson [[spoiler:accidentally screws up his $6000 sale]].
-->'''Roma:''' YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!!!
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* Ricky Roma is rough, abrasive and downright vicious to anybody who looks like they should have a clue about what they're doing, but with Aaronow (who shouldn't be within a hundred miles of that job) trying to grasp the situation after the robbery, Roma appears to be courteous, polite and considerate to him throughout.

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* Ricky Roma is rough, abrasive and downright vicious to anybody who looks like they should have a clue about what they're doing, but with Aaronow (who shouldn't be within a hundred miles of that job) trying to grasp the situation after the robbery, Roma appears to be courteous, polite and considerate to him throughout. He also maintains a courteous, respectful working relationship with Levene.
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* "HAVE YOU MADE YOUR DECISION, FOR CHRIST?!!"
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** Made even funner as Aaronow actually made a sale that month while Levene hadn't.

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** Made even funner funnier as Aaronow actually made a sale that month while Levene hadn't.
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* Ricky Roma is rough, abrasive and downright vicious to anybody who looks like they should have a clue about what they're doing, but with Aaronow (who shouldn't be in a hundred miles of that job) trying to grasp the situation after the robbery, Roma appears to be courteous, polite and considerate to him throughout.

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* Ricky Roma is rough, abrasive and downright vicious to anybody who looks like they should have a clue about what they're doing, but with Aaronow (who shouldn't be in within a hundred miles of that job) trying to grasp the situation after the robbery, Roma appears to be courteous, polite and considerate to him throughout.
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* Ricky Roma is rough, abrasive and downright vicious to anybody who looks like they should have a clue about what they're doing, but with Aaronow (who shouldn't be in a hundred miles of that job) trying to grasp the situation after the robbery Roma appears to be courteous, polite and considerate to him throughout.

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* Ricky Roma is rough, abrasive and downright vicious to anybody who looks like they should have a clue about what they're doing, but with Aaronow (who shouldn't be in a hundred miles of that job) trying to grasp the situation after the robbery robbery, Roma appears to be courteous, polite and considerate to him throughout.
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* Ricky Roma is rough, abrasive and downright vicious to anybody who looks like they should have a clue about what they're doing, but with Aaronow (who shouldn't be in a hundred miles of that job) trying to grasp the situation after the robbery Roma appears to be courteous, polite and considerate to him throughout.

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* Ricky Roma is rough, abrasive and downright vicious to anybody who looks like they should have a clue about what they're doing, but with Aaronow (who shouldn't be in a hundred miles of that job) trying to grasp the situation after the robbery Roma appears to be courteous, polite and considerate to him throughout.throughout.
** Made even funner as Aaronow actually made a sale that month while Levene hadn't.
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* Ricky Roma is rough, abrasive and downright vicious to anybody who looks like they should have a clue about what they're doing, but with Aaronow (ho shouldn't be in a hundred miles of that job) trying to grasp the situation after the robbery Roma appears to be courteous, polite and considerate to him throughout.

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* Ricky Roma is rough, abrasive and downright vicious to anybody who looks like they should have a clue about what they're doing, but with Aaronow (ho (who shouldn't be in a hundred miles of that job) trying to grasp the situation after the robbery Roma appears to be courteous, polite and considerate to him throughout.
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-->'''Roma''': ''You were saying?''

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-->'''Roma''': ''You were saying?''saying?''
* Ricky Roma is rough, abrasive and downright vicious to anybody who looks like they should have a clue about what they're doing, but with Aaronow (ho shouldn't be in a hundred miles of that job) trying to grasp the situation after the robbery Roma appears to be courteous, polite and considerate to him throughout.
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* A conversation between Roma and Levene is interrupted by an angry Moss. A long, heated exchange happens, ending with Moss leaving in a huff ("FUCK YOU ALL! FUCK THE LOT OF YOU!). [[{{Beat}} Roma simply sits back and looks at Levene.]]

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* A conversation between Roma and Levene is interrupted by an angry Moss. A long, heated exchange happens, ending with Moss leaving in a huff ("FUCK YOU ALL! FUCK THE LOT OF YOU!).YOU!"). [[{{Beat}} Roma simply sits back and looks at Levene.]]
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* A conversation between Roma and Levene is interrupted by an angry Moss. A long, heated exchange happens, ending with Moss leaving in a huff ("FUCK YOU ALL! FUCK THE LOT OF YOU!). Roma simply sits back and looks at Levene.

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* A conversation between Roma and Levene is interrupted by an angry Moss. A long, heated exchange happens, ending with Moss leaving in a huff ("FUCK YOU ALL! FUCK THE LOT OF YOU!). [[{{Beat}} Roma simply sits back and looks at Levene.]]
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* "You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BrassBalls to sell real estate."

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* "You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BrassBalls to sell real estate.""
* A conversation between Roma and Levene is interrupted by an angry Moss. A long, heated exchange happens, ending with Moss leaving in a huff ("FUCK YOU ALL! FUCK THE LOT OF YOU!). Roma simply sits back and looks at Levene.
-->'''Roma''': ''You were saying?''
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-->'''Blake''': FUCK! YOU! ''THAT'S'' my name!

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-->'''Blake''': FUCK! YOU! ''THAT'S'' my name!name!
* Another Roma-to-Williamson rant:
-->''Patel?! Fuck you! Fucking Shiva handed this guy a million dollars, told him, "Sign the deal!", he wouldn't sign, and the god Vishnu, too, into the bargain--fuck you, John! You know your business, I know mine, your business is being an asshole! I find out whose fucking cousin you are, I'm gonna go to him and find a way to HAVE YOUR ASS! FUCK YOU!''
* "You know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BrassBalls to sell real estate."
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* During Roma's TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Williamson, he interrupts himself to tell the detective he'll be with him in a minute.
* During another TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Williamson, Levene calls him a secretary and gives him a message, "Fuck you and kiss my ass!" What makes it funny is Levene's pantomime of lifting up his pants during the latter insult.
* This exchange between Moss and Blake:
-->'''Blake''': I've been in this business for fifteen years--
-->'''Moss''': What's your name?
-->'''Blake''': FUCK! YOU! ''THAT'S'' my name!

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