History Funny / FaceTheStrange

** --> ''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] WE LOST THEM" exclaimed Draco, "We have to get that basterd fired from Hogywarts"''

** --> ''[[PercisionFStrike FUCK]] WE LOST THEM" exclaimed Draco, "We have to get that basterd fired from Hogywarts"

** ''It Diddy Kong work though because vampz don’t get hurt about that, so she went, and started slapping him in the [[GroinAttack nuts]] [[ImprobableWeaponUser with garlic clovers.]] [[Metaphorgotten It burned like a thousand jellies on rye.]] That's when she mounted him, in unicorns.''

* This entire passage.
** ''It Diddy Kong work though because vampz don’t get hurt about that, so she went, and started slapping him in the [[GroinAttack nuts]] [[ImprobableWeaponUser with garlic clovers.]] [[Main/Metaphorgotten It burned like a thousand jellies on rye.]] That's when she mounted him, in unicorns.''

** ''It Diddy Kong work though because vampz don’t get hurt about that, so she went, and started slapping him in the [[GroinAttack nuts]] [[ImprobableWeaponUserwith garlic clovers.]] [[Metaphorgotten It burned like a thousand jellies on rye.]] That's when she mounted him, in unicorns.''

** ''It Diddy Kong work though because vampz don’t get hurt about that, so she went, and started slapping him in the [[GroinAttack nuts]] [[ImprobableWeaponUserwith garlic clovers.]] [[Metaphorgotten It burned like a thousand jellies on rye. ]] That's when she mounted him, in unicorns.''

** ''It Diddy Kong work though because vampz don’t get hurt about that, so she went, and started slapping him in the nuts with garlic clovers. It burned like a thousand jellies on rye. That's when she mounted him, in unicorns.''

* Just every insane metaphor they use. For example...

* Dally apparently smacking Bill from TrueBlood repeatedly in the gnads with a bulb of garlic.

** ''It Diddy Kong work though because vampz don’t get hurt about that, so she went, and started slapping him in the nuts with garlic clovers. It burned like a thousand jellies on rye.''

''That's when she mounted him, in unicorns.''

** ''It Diddy Kong work though because vampz don’t get hurt about that, so she went, and started slapping him in the nuts with garlic clovers. It burned like a thousand jellies on rye.'“

** ''t Diddy Kong work though because vampz don’t get hurt about that, so she went, and started slapping him in the nuts with garlic clovers. It burned like a thousand jellies on rye.'“

** ''“It Diddy Kong work though because vampz don’t get hurt about that, so she went, and started slapping him in the nuts with garlic clovers. It burned like a thousand jellies on rye.'“
'“ when she mounted him, in unicorns.'“

** ''“It Diddy Kong work though because vampz don’t get hurt about that, so she went, and started slapping him in the nuts with garlic clovers. It burned like a thousand jellies on rye.

That’s when she mounted him, in unicorns.'“

** ...popping out babies like the West Nile Virus.
** ... Dumbledore and Mystique all tied up like hot pockets

* In a stunning example of MundaneUtility, Harry and Shadow (the baby, not the hedgehog) ride Thestrals through a [=McDonald's=] drive-through in chapter 15. As the DramaticReading by LRMReading points out, it becomes even funnier when one remembers that Thestrals can only be seen by those who have witnessed someone else dying, so unless that's the case for the [=McDonald's=] staff, they would only see Harry and Shadow apparently floating in midair next to the pickup window.

* In a stunning example of MundaneUtility, Harry and Shadow (the baby, not the hedgehog) ride Thestrals through a [=McDonald's=] drive-through in chapter 15.

* In a stunning example of MundaneUtility, Harry and Shadow (the baby, not the hedgehog) ride Thestrals through a McDonald's drive-through in chapter 15.

* At one point the characters go to get cake from a [[FruedianSlip golden shower]]

* [[MarySue Dally]] and company commemorate [[spoiler:[[SonicTheHedgehog Shadow's]] death]] with a [[{{Narm}} viking wedding]].

[[MarySue Dally]] and company commemorate [[spoiler:[[SonicTheHedgehog Shadow's]] death]] with a [[{{Narm}} viking wedding]].