History Funny / DCeased

--> '''Green Arrow:''' And Batman didn't think I could be dangerous. Just fired an arrow half a mile through raging winds into the brain of the undead king of the sea while he was controlling the damn Kraken. ''Fuck you Batman.''

-->'''The Creeper''': Yes! We're tree lobsters!
-->'''Vandal Savage''': What I mean is, we're survivors.
-->'''The Creeper''': Too late! I've fully embraced your analogy. I made t-shirts... Also, pennants and caps. And I'm halfway through writing our theme song. I know we're technically super-villains, but do you think it's too much of a stretch to call us "mobsters"? It would really help the rhyming in the chorus.
-->'''Slade''': [[DeadpanSnarker Not filling me with confidence]].

-->'''Solomon Grundy''': Grundy is tree lobster.

-->'''Jim Gordon''': Seriously? This is pretty @#$%ed up.
-->'''Jason''': It's an apocalypse... don't judge me.

-->'''Jason''': It's all right. We're the good guys.
-->'''Jim Gordon''': Jason.
-->'''Jason''': Yeah?
-->'''Jim Gordon''': [[NotHelpingYourCase You want to remove the corpse of the psychotic clown from the hood of the car]]?
-->'''Jason''': [[OhCrap Yeah]].

* Jason's epitaph for Bruce sums up their relationship in four words: ''Father, Mentor, Bastard, Batman''

-->I'm not going to lie. This is ''exactly'' as bad as it looks.

---> '''Zatanna''': Uoy nac kcik s'nogirt ssa!

---> '''Damian''': Welcome to the family, Rose. You'll fit right in. Especially if you brought complex, unresolved father issues.
---> '''Rose''': I brought ''so'' many.

[[caption-width-right:350:Sometimes you have to find humor, [[CrossesTheLineTwice even in the bleakest moments]] , during the end of the world.]]

* Jon, Damian, and Cassie are standing over Black Manta after rescuing him, with Cassie wearing leggings decorated with patterns of stars. The positioning looks like the stars are twirling up from the unconscious Manta's head.

* When Damian gives a ShesNotMyGirlfriend about Stephanie to Talia, the two ladies start a discussion about it, with Damian clearly groaning to himself while his back is turned to them.

* Jon, Damian, and Steph are standing over Black Manta after rescuing him, with Steph wearing leggings decorated with patterns of stars. The positioning looks like the stars are twirling up from the unconscious Manta's head.
* When Damian gives a ShesNotMyGirlfriend about Steph to Talia, the two ladies start a discussion about it, with Damian clearly groaning to himself while his back is turned to them.

** After Cyborg is abducted by Darkseid, Batman reveals that he put a tracker on him [[CrazyPrepared just in case]], much to the disgruntlement of the other heroes.

** Cyborg snarking his way through being held captive. Especially when Darkseid emerges from the shadows to ominously reveal he's the key to completing the Anti-Life Equation.

** Lex Luthor starts to proclaim himself the smartest man on Earth... then has to pause to confirm that Batman is dead first.
** Mister Miracle and Barda making a stand against some of the undead.

** After killing Zombie Aquaman while he's standing on top of the Kraken attacking the Amazons, Green Arrow remembers Batman didn't have a contingency plan for him.

** In ''The Unkillables #1,'' Vandal Savage tries to use the survival of a thought-to-be-extinct species of tree lobster as an analogy for his group of survivors. The Creeper, being [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} the Creeper]], starts treating it like a team name.

** To make this even better, not only does the Creeper actually pull out said pennants and caps, but Solomon Grundy is wearing one of the Creeper's t-shirts throughout the entire scene.

** After Jason mounts the Joker's corpse on the front of the Batmobile:

** Later, Jason, Cassandra, and Gordon arrive in an orphanage where a large group of children are holed up from the infected.

** When Gordon is making introductions, he states that he's a cop, Cassandra is Batgirl... and that Jason is Robin. Jason is visibly annoyed by this, but Cassandra only smirks.
** Jason's epitaph for Bruce sums up their relationship in four words: ''Father, Mentor, Bastard, Batman''
** When the surviving heroes and villains work together to teach the children to survive and fight, it leads to a little girl complimenting '''Cheetah''' being ''a good teacher and a good kitty'', stroking her head like a pet. Cheetah smiles at that, and then quickly threatens the entering Rose for seeing all that. Rose [[BlatantLies denies she did]], happily.

** Jon also can't help mentioning that the glass still has fragments of Kite-Man in it.

** Talia gets into an argument over the heroes' need to save everyone they can. Damian reacts like the kid whose parent is embarrassing them in front of their friends. It gets even worse when she starts arguing with Lois, with Jon calling it a mom fight and Stephanie happy she got to see it.

** When the surviving heroes and villains work together to teach the children to survive and fight, it leads to a little girl complimenting '''Cheetah''' being ''a good teacher and a good kitty'', stroking her head like a pet. Cheetah smiles at that, and then quickly theatens the entering Rose for seeing all that. Rose [[BlatantLies denies she did]], happily.

** When the surviving heroes and villains work together to teach the children to survive and fight, it leads to a little girl complimenting '''Cheetah''' being ''a good teacher and a good kitty'', stroking her head like a pet. Cheetah smiles at that, but quickly theatens the entering Rose if she saw it. Rose denies she did.

** Jason's epitaph for Bruce sums up their relationship in four words: ''Father, Mentor, Bastard, Batman''

!!DCeased

!! DCeased: The Unkillables

!This is a Moments page. Spoiler Warning

!!Dceased

** Lex Luthor starts to proclaim himself the smartest man on Earth... then has to pause to confirm that [[spoiler: Batman]] is dead first.

** After [[spoiler: killing Zombie Aquaman while he's standing on top of the Kraken attacking the Amazons, Green Arrow remembers Batman didn't have a contingency plan for him.]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Green Arrow:''' And Batman didn't think I could be dangerous. Just fired an arrow half a mile through raging winds into the brain of the undead king of the sea while he was controlling the damn Kraken. ''Fuck you Batman.'']]
!! Dceased Unkillables

** When Gordon is making introductions, he states that he's a cop, Cassandra is Batgirl... and that Jason is Robin. Jason is visibly annoyed by this, but Cassandra only smirks.