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* The introduction to "Old Wounds". Woods is scouting above Mason. Mason then asks what he saw up there. What did he see, exactly?
-->'''Woods:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion Sand]], [[MathematiciansAnswer sand]], and more ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' [[RuleOfThree sand]].
-->'''Woods:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion Sand]], [[MathematiciansAnswer sand]], and more ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' [[RuleOfThree sand]].
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** Really, the entire premise of [[spoiler: Menendez and Woods joining Avenged Sevenfold]] is hilarious. Especially the fact that ''[[DarkMessiah Menendez]]'' of all people becomes a nervous wreck at the idea of playing music in front of a crowd. Moreso in front of Woods, to whom he's pissed off at in the main game. The amount of abuse he gets from his band mates might even make you feel a bit sorry for him...just a ''bit'', but...
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** Really, the entire premise of [[spoiler: Menendez and Woods joining Avenged Sevenfold]] Music/AvengedSevenfold]] is hilarious. Especially the fact that ''[[DarkMessiah Menendez]]'' of all people becomes a nervous wreck at the idea of playing music in front of a crowd. Moreso in front of Woods, to whom he's pissed off at in the main game. The amount of abuse he gets from his band mates might even make you feel a bit sorry for him...just a ''bit'', but...
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[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] ''(Reaches out to Woods)'' Hey, old-timer... Are you ready to rock?\\
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[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] ''(Reaches out to Woods)'' Hey, old-timer... Are you You ready to rock?\\
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''[[spoiler:(Shadows plucks hard Menendez's Cordis Die guitar, as Gates slaps the latter on the back of his head.)]]''\\
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''[[spoiler:(Shadows plucks hard Menendez's Cordis Die guitar, as followed by Gates slaps the latter slapping him again on the back of his head.)]]''\\
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''([[spoiler:Gates slaps Menendez on the back of his head]]''
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''([[spoiler:Gates slaps Menendez on the back of his head]]''head]])''\\
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'''Menendez:''' Th-that I am, Señor... [[spoiler:Synyster...]]
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'''Menendez:''' Th-that I am, Señor... [[spoiler:Synyster...]]]]\\
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''(Menendez takes deep breaths, [[spoiler:as M. Shadows and Synyster Gates approach him from behind...]])''
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''(Menendez takes deep breaths, [[spoiler:as M. Shadows and Synyster Gates approach him from behind...]])'']])''\\
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[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] ''(Reaches out to Woods0'' Hey, old-timer... Are you ready to rock?\\
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[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] ''(Reaches out to Woods0'' Woods)'' Hey, old-timer... Are you ready to rock?\\
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** Really, the entire premise of [[spoiler: Menendez and Woods joining Avenged Sevenfold]] is hilarious.
--->[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] Hey, old-timer... Are you ready to rock?\\
--->[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] Hey, old-timer... Are you ready to rock?\\
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** Really, the entire premise of [[spoiler: Menendez and Woods joining Avenged Sevenfold]] is hilarious.
--->[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']]hilarious. Especially the fact that ''[[DarkMessiah Menendez]]'' of all people becomes a nervous wreck at the idea of playing music in front of a crowd. Moreso in front of Woods, to whom he's pissed off at in the main game. The amount of abuse he gets from his band mates might even make you feel a bit sorry for him...just a ''bit'', but...
--->'''Menendez''': Sarge... I get nervous when I'm on stage. My mind, i-it draws a blank; I feel like I want to throw up.\\
'''Woods''': Dezzy, we talked about this already, right? You gotta let that Cordis Die shit go, man. Come on, take a minute; breathe... you gotta breathe...\\
''(Menendez takes deep breaths, [[spoiler:as M. Shadows and Synyster Gates approach him from behind...]])''
[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting MENENDEZ!]]''''' What the fuck are you doing?!\\
'''Menendez:''' ''(still fidgeting nervously)'' Practicing... so hard-\\
''([[spoiler:Gates slaps Menendez on the back of his head]]''
'''[[spoiler:Gates]]:''' Hey, Goddamnit! Our fans are expecting a killer show tonight, so DO NOT [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] THIS UP!\\
'''Menendez:''' Th-that I am, Señor... [[spoiler:Synyster...]]
[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] ''(Reaches out to Woods0'' Hey, old-timer... Are you ready to rock?\\
--->[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']]
--->'''Menendez''': Sarge... I get nervous when I'm on stage. My mind, i-it draws a blank; I feel like I want to throw up.\\
'''Woods''': Dezzy, we talked about this already, right? You gotta let that Cordis Die shit go, man. Come on, take a minute; breathe... you gotta breathe...\\
''(Menendez takes deep breaths, [[spoiler:as M. Shadows and Synyster Gates approach him from behind...]])''
[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] '''''[[SuddenlyShouting MENENDEZ!]]''''' What the fuck are you doing?!\\
'''Menendez:''' ''(still fidgeting nervously)'' Practicing... so hard-\\
''([[spoiler:Gates slaps Menendez on the back of his head]]''
'''[[spoiler:Gates]]:''' Hey, Goddamnit! Our fans are expecting a killer show tonight, so DO NOT [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] THIS UP!\\
'''Menendez:''' Th-that I am, Señor... [[spoiler:Synyster...]]
[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] ''(Reaches out to Woods0'' Hey, old-timer... Are you ready to rock?\\
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** The fact that ''[[DarkMessiah Menendez]]'' of all people becomes a nervous wreck at the idea of playing music in front of a crowd. Moreso in front of Woods, to whom he's pissed off at in the main game. The amount of abuse he gets from his band mates might even make you feel a bit sorry for him...just a ''bit'', but...
*** Especially this phrase:
---->'''Menendez''': Sarge... I get nervous when I'm on stage. My mind, i-it draws a blank; I feel like I want to throw up.\\
'''Woods''': Dezzy, we talked about this already, right? You gotta let that Cordis Die shit go, man. Come on, take a minute; breathe... you gotta breathe...
*** Especially this phrase:
---->'''Menendez''': Sarge... I get nervous when I'm on stage. My mind, i-it draws a blank; I feel like I want to throw up.\\
'''Woods''': Dezzy, we talked about this already, right? You gotta let that Cordis Die shit go, man. Come on, take a minute; breathe... you gotta breathe...
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*** Especially this phrase:
---->'''Menendez''': Sarge... I get nervous when I'm on stage. My mind, i-it draws a blank; I feel like I want to throw up.\\
'''Woods''': Dezzy, we talked about this already, right? You gotta let that Cordis Die shit go, man. Come on, take a minute; breathe... you gotta breathe...
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'''Harper''': Hey, it's not the face, it's the body they're going to be after.
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'''Harper''': Hey, it's not the face, [[{{Hunk}} it's the body they're going to be after.]]
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--->'''Harper''': Your GMC must be stuck! [kicks the CLAW, causing it to work properly] There! Unstuck!
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--->'''Harper''': Your GMC GCM must be stuck! [kicks the CLAW, causing it to work properly] There! Unstuck!
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-->'''Hudson:''' Well, we got him, Mason.
-->''*Hudson does his signature GlassesPull as epic music plays, [[MoodWhiplash only for him to be shot]] and a [[BlackComedy darkly humorous]] RecordScratch to play*''
-->''*Mason prepares to shoot the aggressor, only for '''Woods''' of all people to shoot him instead*''
-->'''Woods:''' ..[[CatchPhrase You can't kill me.]]
-->''*Hudson does his signature GlassesPull as epic music plays, [[MoodWhiplash only for him to be shot]] and a [[BlackComedy darkly humorous]] RecordScratch to play*''
-->''*Mason prepares to shoot the aggressor, only for '''Woods''' of all people to shoot him instead*''
-->'''Woods:''' ..[[CatchPhrase You can't kill me.]]
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-->''*Hudson
''[Hudson does his signature GlassesPull as epic music plays, [[MoodWhiplash only for him to be shot]] and a [[BlackComedy darkly humorous]] RecordScratch to
-->''*Mason
''[Mason prepares to shoot the aggressor, only for '''Woods''' of all people to shoot him
-->'''Woods:''' ..
'''Woods:''' ..[[CatchPhrase You can't kill me.]]
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** Another one from this mission: after getting a skeletal, shell-shocked Woods onto a chopper..
-->'''Hudson:''' Well, we got him, Mason.
-->''*Hudson does his signature GlassesPull as epic music plays, [[MoodWhiplash only for him to be shot]] and a [[BlackComedy darkly humorous]] RecordScratch to play*''
-->''*Mason prepares to shoot the aggressor, only for '''Woods''' of all people to shoot him instead*''
-->'''Woods:''' ..[[CatchPhrase You can't kill me.]]
-->'''Hudson:''' Well, we got him, Mason.
-->''*Hudson does his signature GlassesPull as epic music plays, [[MoodWhiplash only for him to be shot]] and a [[BlackComedy darkly humorous]] RecordScratch to play*''
-->''*Mason prepares to shoot the aggressor, only for '''Woods''' of all people to shoot him instead*''
-->'''Woods:''' ..[[CatchPhrase You can't kill me.]]
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** And then there's a zombie, standing idle on the raised seating platform.
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* In ''Fallen Angel'', the scene opens up with the team pinned down and about to be overrun. That's not the funny part. The funny part is that David and Harper are yelling at each other while David attempts to get a Claw Tank running. Yep, it's the middle of a pitched battle and the player character is doing ''tech support''.
** This becomes even funnier when Harper solves the problem by kicking the Claw, which ''works.'' 2025, a time where armies of robots and supercomputers and really advanced weapons are the norm...and things still have to be fixed with PercussiveMaintenance.
** This becomes even funnier when Harper solves the problem by kicking the Claw, which ''works.'' 2025, a time where armies of robots and supercomputers and really advanced weapons are the norm...and things still have to be fixed with PercussiveMaintenance.
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* Though a LenoDevice, just the fact that Jimmy Kemmel Live is still on the air well into the mid 2020s and he hadn't ''aged'' one bit.
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* Though a LenoDevice, just the fact that Jimmy Kemmel Kimmel Live is still on the air well into the mid 2020s and he hadn't ''aged'' one bit.bit. Apparently the futuristic audience of 2025 likes him just that much.
** This is even funnier as of 2020, as Kimmel is ''still on the air'' and he still greatly resembles his in-game appearance (albeit with the addition of some gray hair.)
** This is even funnier as of 2020, as Kimmel is ''still on the air'' and he still greatly resembles his in-game appearance (albeit with the addition of some gray hair.)
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--->'''Menendez''': Sarge... I get nervous when I'm on stage. My mind, i-it draws a blank; I feel like I want to throw up.\\
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* In the beginning of the mission "Suffer With Me" Mason and Woods have just been compromised. Mason's response? "You know what they say, if you're gonna fuck up it's best to get it out of the way early!" The amused and nonchalant tone he uses to express this sentiment says it all, as if to say, "I've been through the shit before, this ain't nothing new."
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* In the beginning of the mission "Suffer With Me" Mason and Woods have just been compromised. Mason's response? "You know what they say, if you're gonna fuck up it's best to up, get it out of the way early!" The amused and nonchalant tone he uses to express this sentiment says it all, as if to say, "I've been through the shit before, this ain't nothing new."
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-->'''Woods:''' NURSE BATSHIT, WHERE'S MY SMOKES?![[labelnote:Note]]The quote serves as a proper segue into the non-canon post-credits EveryoneComesBackFantasyPartyEnding, seeing as Music/AvengedSevenfold's logo is a skull with bat wings, coined by the bnd as the "Deathbat".[[/labelnote]]
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-->'''Woods:''' NURSE BATSHIT, WHERE'S MY SMOKES?![[labelnote:Note]]The quote serves as a proper segue into the non-canon post-credits EveryoneComesBackFantasyPartyEnding, seeing as Music/AvengedSevenfold's logo is a skull with bat wings, coined by the bnd band as the "Deathbat".[[/labelnote]]
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* In "Pyrrhic Victory", after Jonas Savimbi tells Mason to take out the MPLA mortar crews, he jumps down off his armored vehicle and tries to fire the grenade launcher one of his lieutenants handed him at the start of the mission...only to find out that his lieutenant apparently forgot to load it before giving it to him. He then [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome throws it away, impales a charging MPLA soldier with his machete on the draw, picks up a battle rifle from a fallen UNITA trooper and continues fighting.]]
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* In "Pyrrhic Victory", after Jonas Savimbi tells Mason to take out the MPLA mortar crews, he jumps down off his armored vehicle and tries to fire the grenade launcher one of his lieutenants handed him at the start of the mission...only to find out that his lieutenant apparently forgot to load it before giving it to him. He then [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome throws it away, impales a charging MPLA soldier with his machete on the draw, picks up a battle rifle from a fallen UNITA trooper and continues fighting.]]
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* The horse level. Just...just the horse level. To wit, you ride around on a black horse, one-handing an assault rifle or a rocket launcher of your choice, mowing down Russians during the Russo-Mujahideen conflict. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, considering you kill around six tanks this way.
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* The horse level. Just...just the horse level. To wit, you ride around on a black horse, one-handing an assault rifle or a rocket launcher of your choice, mowing down Russians during the Russo-Mujahideen conflict. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, considering you kill around six tanks this way.
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** David Mason jumping up and down like a fanboy at his first concert, ''while waving a '''Cordis Die''' sign.''
** Hillary Clinton (actually President Bosworth, but whatever) and David Petraeus rocking out.
** Admiral Briggs and General Zhao throwing high-fives at each other
** Manuel Noriega doing crotch-chops.
** Chloe and [=DeFalco=] getting it down on the balcony.
** Hillary Clinton (actually President Bosworth, but whatever) and David Petraeus rocking out.
** Admiral Briggs and General Zhao throwing high-fives at each other
** Manuel Noriega doing crotch-chops.
** Chloe and [=DeFalco=] getting it down on the balcony.
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** David Mason jumping up and down like a fanboy at his first concert, ''while waving a '''Cordis Die''' sign.''
sign,'' of all things.
** The other characters are no slouch either: Hillary Clinton (actually President Bosworth, but whatever) and David Petraeus rockingout.
**out; Admiral Briggs and General Zhao throwing high-fives at each other
**other; Manuel Noriega doing crotch-chops.
**crotch-chops; Chloe and [=DeFalco=] getting it down on the balcony.balcony; even Harper going Air Guitar mode.
** The other characters are no slouch either: Hillary Clinton (actually President Bosworth, but whatever) and David Petraeus rocking
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* Salazar's reaction to the ads that superimpose his face on them.
--> '''Salazar''': We're all going to hell, man.
* In "Pyrrhic Victory", after Jonas Savimbi tells Mason to take out the MPLA mortar crews, he jumps down off his armored vehicle and tries to fire the grenade launcher one of his lieutenants handed him at the start of the mission...only to find out that his lieutenant apparently forgot to load it before giving it to him. He then [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome throws it away, impales a charging MPLA soldier with his machete on the draw, picks up a battle rifle from a fallen UNITA trooper and continues fighting.]]
* In the beginning of the mission "Suffer With Me" Mason and Woods have just been compromised. Mason's response? "You know what they say, if you're gonna fuck up it's best to get it out of the way early!" The amused and nonchalant tone he uses to express this sentiment says it all, as if to say, "I've been through the shit before, this ain't nothing new."
* Woods: [[spoiler: Al, this is Dave. Dave... this is your dad!]]
** Hell, just about ''every time'' Woods speaks tends to open up opportunities for this. The fact that he's recounting events with surprising accuracy, the grumpiness of someone who's pushing 90 ''and'' [[ClusterFBomb Cluster F Bombs]] is something to behold.
* When [[spoiler: old Mason]] comes to visit Woods:
-->'''Woods''': Do not enter. ''[door opens anyway]''\\
'''Woods''': I swear to God, I will shove this wheelchair right up your...\\
[[spoiler: '''Mason''']]: ...Ass.
* Hell, [[spoiler:even after Woods reintroduces David to his dad, he's aware of how "the two broads" are hogging up the space. So he leaves to smoke a cig (despite being 95 in-story).]]
-->'''Woods:''' NURSE BATSHIT, WHERE'S MY SMOKES?![[labelnote:Note]]The quote serves as a proper segue into the non-canon post-credits EveryoneComesBackFantasyPartyEnding, seeing as Music/AvengedSevenfold's logo is a skull with bat wings, coined by the bnd as the "Deathbat".[[/labelnote]]
* There is a 'blink and you'll miss it' moment during the epic post-credits music video. During one of the first shots of the crowd, you'll see Viktor Reznov cheering in the crowd. The next crowd shows Reznov and [[spoiler:Old]] Mason dancing in the same shot. Then when the camera returns to the crowd again, Reznov is gone and [[spoiler:Old]] Mason is looking around confused.
** David Mason jumping up and down like a fanboy at his first concert, ''while waving a '''Cordis Die''' sign.''
** Hillary Clinton (actually President Bosworth, but whatever) and David Petraeus rocking out.
** Admiral Briggs and General Zhao throwing high-fives at each other
** Manuel Noriega doing crotch-chops.
** Chloe and [=DeFalco=] getting it down on the balcony.
** Really, the entire premise of [[spoiler: Menendez and Woods joining Avenged Sevenfold]] is hilarious.
--->[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] Hey, old-timer... Are you ready to rock?\\
'''Woods:''' (smirks) Heh... I'm ready to ROLL, baby! (pushes away the wheelchair and stands up)\\
'''Menendez:''' What the ''fuck?''\\
'''Woods:''' Oh, that shit? Nah, I'm just fuckin' lazy. Let's go kill this thing!\\
[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] Hoo-Hah! Double time! That means '''''you,''''' Menendez!\\
''[[spoiler:(Shadows plucks hard Menendez's Cordis Die guitar, as Gates slaps the latter on the back of his head.)]]''\\
'''Menendez:''' ''(Still shaking nervously as he gets left behind)'' [[spoiler:Señor Synyster, Señor Shadow...]] I've been practicing so hard all week...\\
'''Woods:''' '''''[[SayMyName MENENDEZ!!!]]'''''\\
'''Menendez:''' OKAY, okay! Okay... ''[[GratuitousSpanish Dios mio!]]'' ''(jolts and hurries out of the room...)''
** The fact that ''[[DarkMessiah Menendez]]'' of all people becomes a nervous wreck at the idea of playing music in front of a crowd. Moreso in front of Woods, to whom he's pissed off at in the main game. The amount of abuse he gets from his band mates might even make you feel a bit sorry for him...just a ''bit'', but...
*** Especially this phrase:
--->'''Menendez''': Sarge... I get nervous when I'm on stage. My mind, i-it draws a blank; I feel like I want to throw up.\\
'''Woods''': Dezzy, we talked about this already, right? You gotta let that Cordis Die shit go, man. Come on, take a minute; breathe... you gotta breathe...
* The horse level. Just...just the horse level. To wit, you ride around on a black horse, one-handing an assault rifle or a rocket launcher of your choice, mowing down Russians during the Russo-Mujahideen conflict. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, considering you kill around six tanks this way.
** If you replay the mission, you can even use a minigun one-handed.
* There is a sequence where you fight a group of mercenaries in a stylish night club, in and out of itself fairly mundane but you fight them in slow motion. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQMBsxp33qk With dub step]] music blaring in the background - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKIMxW4ATWMperfectly timed to coincide with your gunshots.]] It's perhaps the most ridiculous set piece in the entire series and a either a brilliantly meta shot at glorifying violence, or an acceptance by the developers that ''this'' is what sets their franchise apart from others.
** Then again, the idea of Music/{{Skrillex}} blaring as you slo-mo headshot half a dozen mooks is pretty damn awesome.
* Though a LenoDevice, just the fact that Jimmy Kemmel Live is still on the air well into the mid 2020s and he hadn't ''aged'' one bit.
* The multiplayer voices, all of them, especially the death screams.
-->'' We're WINNING this fight.''\\
'' COME ON! COME ON! I'VE GA-CHYOO!''\\
'' Wanna get paid?! MOVE IT!''\\
'' SHIIIITTTT!!!!!''
* At the beginning of Karma, Harper can't resist this wishful thinking. Doubly funny if he was burned in the previous mission.
-->'''Harper''': You know, if this wasn't an op, I believe I could get myself a little hot chick action here.\\
'''Salazar''': You forgetting Pakistan? Your face don't look too good, Harper.\\
'''Harper''': Hey, it's not the face, it's the body they're going to be after.
* In the same level, Harper's [[EpicFail attempt to flirt with the first woman he sees]].
-->'''Harper''': Whoa! How you doing, beautiful?\\
'''Woman/[[spoiler:[[ChekhovsGunman Karma]]]]''': Screw you, jerk!
* In "Karma", there's one for [[BilingualBonus players who speak Spanish.]] After taking down some Cuban [=PMCs=] and accessing the mainframe, you learn reinforcements have found their friends' bodies. One of them can be heard yelling in Spanish "Holy shit! What happened here?"
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--> '''Salazar''': We're all going to hell, man.
* In "Pyrrhic Victory", after Jonas Savimbi tells Mason to take out the MPLA mortar crews, he jumps down off his armored vehicle and tries to fire the grenade launcher one of his lieutenants handed him at the start of the mission...only to find out that his lieutenant apparently forgot to load it before giving it to him. He then [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome throws it away, impales a charging MPLA soldier with his machete on the draw, picks up a battle rifle from a fallen UNITA trooper and continues fighting.]]
* In the beginning of the mission "Suffer With Me" Mason and Woods have just been compromised. Mason's response? "You know what they say, if you're gonna fuck up it's best to get it out of the way early!" The amused and nonchalant tone he uses to express this sentiment says it all, as if to say, "I've been through the shit before, this ain't nothing new."
* Woods: [[spoiler: Al, this is Dave. Dave... this is your dad!]]
** Hell, just about ''every time'' Woods speaks tends to open up opportunities for this. The fact that he's recounting events with surprising accuracy, the grumpiness of someone who's pushing 90 ''and'' [[ClusterFBomb Cluster F Bombs]] is something to behold.
* When [[spoiler: old Mason]] comes to visit Woods:
-->'''Woods''': Do not enter. ''[door opens anyway]''\\
'''Woods''': I swear to God, I will shove this wheelchair right up your...\\
[[spoiler: '''Mason''']]: ...Ass.
* Hell, [[spoiler:even after Woods reintroduces David to his dad, he's aware of how "the two broads" are hogging up the space. So he leaves to smoke a cig (despite being 95 in-story).]]
-->'''Woods:''' NURSE BATSHIT, WHERE'S MY SMOKES?![[labelnote:Note]]The quote serves as a proper segue into the non-canon post-credits EveryoneComesBackFantasyPartyEnding, seeing as Music/AvengedSevenfold's logo is a skull with bat wings, coined by the bnd as the "Deathbat".[[/labelnote]]
* There is a 'blink and you'll miss it' moment during the epic post-credits music video. During one of the first shots of the crowd, you'll see Viktor Reznov cheering in the crowd. The next crowd shows Reznov and [[spoiler:Old]] Mason dancing in the same shot. Then when the camera returns to the crowd again, Reznov is gone and [[spoiler:Old]] Mason is looking around confused.
** David Mason jumping up and down like a fanboy at his first concert, ''while waving a '''Cordis Die''' sign.''
** Hillary Clinton (actually President Bosworth, but whatever) and David Petraeus rocking out.
** Admiral Briggs and General Zhao throwing high-fives at each other
** Manuel Noriega doing crotch-chops.
** Chloe and [=DeFalco=] getting it down on the balcony.
** Really, the entire premise of [[spoiler: Menendez and Woods joining Avenged Sevenfold]] is hilarious.
--->[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] Hey, old-timer... Are you ready to rock?\\
'''Woods:''' (smirks) Heh... I'm ready to ROLL, baby! (pushes away the wheelchair and stands up)\\
'''Menendez:''' What the ''fuck?''\\
'''Woods:''' Oh, that shit? Nah, I'm just fuckin' lazy. Let's go kill this thing!\\
[[spoiler:'''Shadows:''']] Hoo-Hah! Double time! That means '''''you,''''' Menendez!\\
''[[spoiler:(Shadows plucks hard Menendez's Cordis Die guitar, as Gates slaps the latter on the back of his head.)]]''\\
'''Menendez:''' ''(Still shaking nervously as he gets left behind)'' [[spoiler:Señor Synyster, Señor Shadow...]] I've been practicing so hard all week...\\
'''Woods:''' '''''[[SayMyName MENENDEZ!!!]]'''''\\
'''Menendez:''' OKAY, okay! Okay... ''[[GratuitousSpanish Dios mio!]]'' ''(jolts and hurries out of the room...)''
** The fact that ''[[DarkMessiah Menendez]]'' of all people becomes a nervous wreck at the idea of playing music in front of a crowd. Moreso in front of Woods, to whom he's pissed off at in the main game. The amount of abuse he gets from his band mates might even make you feel a bit sorry for him...just a ''bit'', but...
*** Especially this phrase:
--->'''Menendez''': Sarge... I get nervous when I'm on stage. My mind, i-it draws a blank; I feel like I want to throw up.\\
'''Woods''': Dezzy, we talked about this already, right? You gotta let that Cordis Die shit go, man. Come on, take a minute; breathe... you gotta breathe...
* The horse level. Just...just the horse level. To wit, you ride around on a black horse, one-handing an assault rifle or a rocket launcher of your choice, mowing down Russians during the Russo-Mujahideen conflict. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, considering you kill around six tanks this way.
** If you replay the mission, you can even use a minigun one-handed.
* There is a sequence where you fight a group of mercenaries in a stylish night club, in and out of itself fairly mundane but you fight them in slow motion. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQMBsxp33qk With dub step]] music blaring in the background - [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKIMxW4ATWMperfectly timed to coincide with your gunshots.]] It's perhaps the most ridiculous set piece in the entire series and a either a brilliantly meta shot at glorifying violence, or an acceptance by the developers that ''this'' is what sets their franchise apart from others.
** Then again, the idea of Music/{{Skrillex}} blaring as you slo-mo headshot half a dozen mooks is pretty damn awesome.
* Though a LenoDevice, just the fact that Jimmy Kemmel Live is still on the air well into the mid 2020s and he hadn't ''aged'' one bit.
* The multiplayer voices, all of them, especially the death screams.
-->'' We're WINNING this fight.''\\
'' COME ON! COME ON! I'VE GA-CHYOO!''\\
'' Wanna get paid?! MOVE IT!''\\
'' SHIIIITTTT!!!!!''
* At the beginning of Karma, Harper can't resist this wishful thinking. Doubly funny if he was burned in the previous mission.
-->'''Harper''': You know, if this wasn't an op, I believe I could get myself a little hot chick action here.\\
'''Salazar''': You forgetting Pakistan? Your face don't look too good, Harper.\\
'''Harper''': Hey, it's not the face, it's the body they're going to be after.
* In the same level, Harper's [[EpicFail attempt to flirt with the first woman he sees]].
-->'''Harper''': Whoa! How you doing, beautiful?\\
'''Woman/[[spoiler:[[ChekhovsGunman Karma]]]]''': Screw you, jerk!
* In "Karma", there's one for [[BilingualBonus players who speak Spanish.]] After taking down some Cuban [=PMCs=] and accessing the mainframe, you learn reinforcements have found their friends' bodies. One of them can be heard yelling in Spanish "Holy shit! What happened here?"
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