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--> '''Beavis''': Yeah, yeah. Or, like a 7-Eleven or something.

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--> '''Beavis''': Yeah, yeah. Or, like a 7-Eleven or something.something.
* The boys wind up at a Catholic church and go into the confessionals, thinking they're porta-potties. That's not the best part: they stay in there long enough to ''take confessions'' from random people.
--> '''Random dude''': Forgive me Father, I've sinned. I, uh... I slept with a woman, and-
--> '''Butthead''': Really? Uh huh huh. Was she naked? Uh huh huh huh.
--> '''Random dude''': Uh... yes, Father. Please forgive me, I-
--> '''Butthead''': Cool! Uh huh huh. Could you, like, see her boobs??
''[over in the other booth]''
--> '''Older random dude''': ...uh, I'm sorry. How many hail marys?
--> '''Beavis''': A thousand!! Heh heh heh! And I want you to [[ComedicSociopathy hit yourself! Right now!]] Heh.
--> '''Older random dude''': Uh, now?
--> '''Beavis''': Yeah! DO IT! Heh heh.
--> '''Random dude''': [punch] Ow!
--> '''Beavis''': Yeah yeah yeah, harder!!!
--> '''Random dude''': [punch] Ow!!!
--> '''Beavis''': Do it again!! Heh.
--> '''Random dude''': [whack] AGH!!!

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* ''"You know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?" "Bork! You are a federal agent. You represent the United States government. [[PrepositionsAreNotToEndSentencesWith Never end a sentence with a preposition!]]"''

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* ''"You This exchange.
-->'''Agent Bork''': You
know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?" "Bork! in?\\
'''[[InspectorJavert Agent Fleming]]''': Bork!
You are a federal agent. You represent the United States government. [[PrepositionsAreNotToEndSentencesWith ''[[PrepositionsAreNotToEndSentencesWith Never end a sentence with a preposition!]]"''preposition!]]''\\
'''Bork''': Oh, uh... You know that guy in whose camper they... I mean, that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?

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** In the DVDCommentary, Mike Judge cited that as the line he was proudest of.



* The montage of the two arriving at the luxurious hotel and casino theyre staying at, and spending most of it staring and giggling at a topless egyptian statue, to the tunes of RedHotChiliPeppers Rollercoaster Of Love.

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* The montage of the two arriving at the luxurious hotel and casino theyre staying at, and spending most of it staring and giggling at a topless egyptian statue, to the tunes of RedHotChiliPeppers Rollercoaster Of Love.RedHotChiliPeppers's cover of "Love Rollercoaster."
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** More specifically, when the soldier who answers the phone is understandably confused to hear his Commander-In-Chief introducing himself as "Cornholio" and rambling incoherently about his bunghole. About five seconds into this "conversation," said soldier [[BreakingTheFourthWall looks directly at the camera]] with a [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe "You have GOT to be kidding me"]] look on his face.

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** More specifically, when the soldier who answers the phone is understandably confused to hear his Commander-In-Chief introducing himself as "Cornholio" and rambling incoherently about his bunghole. About five seconds into this "conversation," said soldier [[BreakingTheFourthWall looks directly at the camera]] with a [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe "You have GOT to be kidding me"]] look on his face.face.
* The duo are walking through the desert.
--> '''Butthead''': This desert is stupid. They need to put a drinking fountain out here.
--> '''Beavis''': Yeah, yeah. Or, like a 7-Eleven or something.
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* Beavis' "We're Never Gonna Score" scene manages to be both [[TearJerker sad]] and [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments hilarious]] at the same time.
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* The boys ComicallyMissingThePoint when Muddy is getting ready to shoot them.
--> '''Muddy''': Oh, I'm gonna enjoy this. Any last words before I kill you?\\
'''Butt-head''': Uh, I have a couple. Butt cheeks.\\
'''Beavis''': Yeah, um, and boobs! I just wanna say that again. Boobs!
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* The road trip montage on the America Tour bus, which includes such gems as Beavis and Butthead being more interested in a donkey taking a crap than the Grand Canyon, them laughing at various dirty road signs, such as "Butte" and "Weippe" and "Bald Knob", and headbanging to the montage music.

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* The road trip montage on the America Tour bus, which includes such gems as Beavis and Butthead being more interested in a donkey taking a crap than the Grand Canyon, them laughing at various dirty road signs, such as "Butte" and "Weippe" "Big Piney" and "Bald Knob", and headbanging to the montage music.

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* When the two end up on a bus full of nuns on their way to New Mexico, Beavis is taken in by having the bible read to him, since "there's this talking snake, and a naked chick, and a dude who puts a leaf on his schlong".

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* When the tour bus arrives at the Hoover Dam:
--> '''Butt-head''': We're in Washington.\\
'''Beavis''': Yea, we're gonna score now.\\
'''Old lady''': Actually sons, we're at the Hoover Dam.\\
'''Beavis''': Uh, no. We're in WASHINGTON!\\
'''Butt-head''': We're gonna score now!
* When the two end up on a bus full of nuns on their way to New Mexico, Beavis is taken in by having the bible Bible read to him, since "there's this talking snake, and a naked chick, and a dude who puts a leaf on his schlong".
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--> '''Anderson''': "Pull your damn pants up, boy! I don't want to see that! Dammit, get out of here! And if I ever catch you whackin' in here again, I'm gonna hog-tie you!"
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--> '''Butthead''': Huh huh, check it out Beavis. I'm jacking off.

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--> '''Butthead''': Huh huh, check it out Beavis. I'm jacking off.off.
* Cornholio in the Oval Office. On the Red Phone. HilarityEnsues.
** More specifically, when the soldier who answers the phone is understandably confused to hear his Commander-In-Chief introducing himself as "Cornholio" and rambling incoherently about his bunghole. About five seconds into this "conversation," said soldier [[BreakingTheFourthWall looks directly at the camera]] with a [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe "You have GOT to be kidding me"]] look on his face.
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** This actually becomes a running gag, Agent Flemming orders cavity searches for nearly every person they interogate during their investigation, including the elderly passengers on the America Tours bus, Mr Anderson and Butthead.

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** This actually becomes a running gag, Agent Flemming orders cavity searches for nearly every person they interogate during their investigation, including the elderly passengers on the America Tours bus, Mr Anderson and Butthead. This culminates in a brilliant punch line after Butt-Head's cavity search: "Uhhh...did I just score?"
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This is arguably more an instance of idiocy


--> '''Agent Fleming''': [[CrazyPrepared Damn it, Bork! You can never be too careful!]]

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--> '''Agent Fleming''': [[CrazyPrepared [[InsaneTrollLogic Damn it, Bork! You can never be too careful!]]
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* The road trip montage on the America Tour bus, which includes such gems as Beavis and Butthead being more interested in a donkey taking a crap than the Grand Canyon, them laughing at various dirty road signs, such as "Butte" and "Wipe" and "Bald Knob", and headbanging to the montage music.

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* The road trip montage on the America Tour bus, which includes such gems as Beavis and Butthead being more interested in a donkey taking a crap than the Grand Canyon, them laughing at various dirty road signs, such as "Butte" and "Wipe" "Weippe" and "Bald Knob", and headbanging to the montage music.
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** [[WordOfGod Mike Judge]] says that he's amazed how many people tell him that was one of the funniest jokes in the movie.

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** [[WordOfGod Mike Judge]] says that he's amazed how many people tell him that was one of the funniest jokes in the movie.movie.
* Butthead playing with a car jack while in the trunk of Muddy's car.
--> '''Butthead''': Huh huh, check it out Beavis. I'm jacking off.
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'''Beavis''': [[www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4NjZj32wnA That's not that much, really]].

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'''Beavis''': [[www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4NjZj32wnA That's not that much, really]].really.
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** Funnier when you consider that moments before, they were dismissing the Old Faithful geyser.
--> '''Ranger''': There are over 200 active geysers in Yellowstone Park. Old Faithful here is one of the largest. During an eruption, the geyser can reach as high as 200 feet.\\
'''Butt-head''': So?\\
'''Ranger''': The - the geyser shoots out over 12,000 gallons in a single eruption.\\
'''Beavis''': [[www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4NjZj32wnA That's not that much, really]].


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* When touring the Hoover Dam:
--> '''Beavis''': Uh, is this a God dam?
** [[WordOfGod Mike Judge]] says that he's amazed how many people tell him that was one of the funniest jokes in the movie.
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* BillClinton giving a touching, grateful speech to the two after they foiled Muddy's and Dallas plot. Their reaction?

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* BillClinton UsefulNotes/BillClinton giving a touching, grateful speech to the two after they foiled Muddy's and Dallas plot. Their reaction?
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* Butthead makes a pass at [[spoiler:Chelsea Clinton]]...[[DestinationDefenestration and promptly gets thrown out the window]].
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* Beavis/Cornholio having ADateWithRosiePalms in Anderson's camper, complete with music that makes the scene ten times funnier. And Anderson's reaction when he finds Beavis.
* When Fleming demands that Beavis show him the unit, he snaps out of Cornholio mode just long enough to say "Why does everyone want to see my schlong?"
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** This actually becomes a running gag, Agent Flemming orders cavity searches for nearly every person they interogate during their investigation, including the elderly passengers on the America Tours bus, Mr Anderson and Butthead.


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* Beavis and Butthead fighting over who "gets to go first" with Dallas. Its even more hilarious that Beavis doesnt have any pants on during the brawl.
* When the two are about to die of dehydration in the desert, they spend what may be their last few moments alive... giggling at two vultures having sex.
** Later in that same scene, Beavis has his MushroomSamba from eating a peyote cactus.
* Their escape from Muddy's car, while its moving on the interstate. This involves Butthead pushing Beavis out of the trunk and then falling out himself when the car hits a road bump. They end up causing a huge car pileup, including crashing Tom Andersons trailer.

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combining a double post. And what the hell, adding one.


* The TitleSequence casts the boys in a 1970s cop show, where they [[ThePornomancer score with chicks]], [[{{Badass}} kick ass]] and [[StuffBlowingup escape big explosions]]. The very first image after the sequence ends? [[spoiler: The boys digging through the garbage looking for a TV.]]



* When they arrive at Yellowstone National Park, the duo are absolutely MESMERIZED by the motion controlled flushing for the park urinals, to the point where they stay in there so long that the bus leaves without them.

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* When they arrive at Yellowstone National Park, the duo are absolutely MESMERIZED [[MundaneMadeAwesome absolutely]] ''[[MundaneMadeAwesome mesmerized]]'' by the motion controlled flushing for the park urinals, to the point where they stay in there so long that the bus leaves without them.



* [[MundaneMadeAwesome The duo being completely mesmerised by the motion actviated urinals at Yellowstone Park]]
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* The road trip montage on the America Tour bus, which includes such gems as Beavis and Butthead being more interested in a donkey taking a crap than the Grand Canyon, them laughing at various dirty road signs, such as "Butte" and "Wipe", and headbanging to the montage music.

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* The road trip montage on the America Tour bus, which includes such gems as Beavis and Butthead being more interested in a donkey taking a crap than the Grand Canyon, them laughing at various dirty road signs, such as "Butte" and "Wipe", "Wipe" and "Bald Knob", and headbanging to the montage music.
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* The "He said anus" exchange between the boys and Mr. Van Dressen.

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* The "He said anus" exchange between the boys and Mr. Van Dressen.Dressen.
* [[MundaneMadeAwesome The duo being completely mesmerised by the motion actviated urinals at Yellowstone Park]]
* The deleted scene of Beavis using the Declaration Of Independence as toilet paper. Its even more hilarious that there was a security guard standing right there, who didnt notice Beavis smashing the display case with a flagpole and stealing the document until the alarm sounded.
* The montage of the two arriving at the luxurious hotel and casino theyre staying at, and spending most of it staring and giggling at a topless egyptian statue, to the tunes of RedHotChiliPeppers Rollercoaster Of Love.
* BillClinton giving a touching, grateful speech to the two after they foiled Muddy's and Dallas plot. Their reaction?
--> '''Butthead''': "Huhuh, he said extend."

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* When the two end up on a bus full of nuns on their way to New Mexico, Beavis is taken in by having the bible read to him, since "there's this talking snake, and a naked chick, and a dude who puts a leaf on his schlong"

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* When the two end up on a bus full of nuns on their way to New Mexico, Beavis is taken in by having the bible read to him, since "there's this talking snake, and a naked chick, and a dude who puts a leaf on his schlong"schlong".
* The "He said anus" exchange between the boys and Mr. Van Dressen.
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* ''"You know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?" "Bork! You are a federal agent. You represent the United States government. Never end a sentence with a preposition!"''

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* ''"You know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?" "Bork! You are a federal agent. You represent the United States government. [[PrepositionsAreNotToEndSentencesWith Never end a sentence with a preposition!"''preposition!]]"''
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* Butthead [[FailedASpotCheck is not exactly]] Series/{{Sherlock}} [[FailedASpotCheck when it comes to gathering evidence]]. After observing broken glass, footprints leading up to where the TV was, and the open door, his brilliant deduction?? [[spoiler: "This sucks."]]

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* Butthead [[FailedASpotCheck is not exactly]] Series/{{Sherlock}} [[FailedASpotCheck when it comes to gathering evidence]]. After observing broken glass, footprints leading up to where the TV was, and the open door, his brilliant deduction?? [[spoiler: "This sucks."]]"]]
* The road trip montage on the America Tour bus, which includes such gems as Beavis and Butthead being more interested in a donkey taking a crap than the Grand Canyon, them laughing at various dirty road signs, such as "Butte" and "Wipe", and headbanging to the montage music.
* When they arrive at Yellowstone National Park, the duo are absolutely MESMERIZED by the motion controlled flushing for the park urinals, to the point where they stay in there so long that the bus leaves without them.
* When the two end up on a bus full of nuns on their way to New Mexico, Beavis is taken in by having the bible read to him, since "there's this talking snake, and a naked chick, and a dude who puts a leaf on his schlong"
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'''Pilot:''' [[CurseCutShort NOW!!!]] ''(pulls Butt-Head out of the way)''

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'''Pilot:''' [[CurseCutShort NOW!!!]] ''(pulls Butt-Head out of the way)''way)''
* ''"You know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?" "Bork! You are a federal agent. You represent the United States government. Never end a sentence with a preposition!"''
* The Franchise/{{Godzilla}}[=-themed=] opening sequence. The visual of Beavis breathing fire at his enemies is just amazing.
* Butthead [[FailedASpotCheck is not exactly]] Series/{{Sherlock}} [[FailedASpotCheck when it comes to gathering evidence]]. After observing broken glass, footprints leading up to where the TV was, and the open door, his brilliant deduction?? [[spoiler: "This sucks."]]
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--> '''Agent Fleming''': [[CrazyPrepared Damn it, Bork! You can never be too careful!]]

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--> '''Agent Fleming''': [[CrazyPrepared Damn it, Bork! You can never be too careful!]]careful!]]
* The exchange between Butt-Head & a pilot after [[FallingIntoTheCockpit Butt-Head falls into the cockpit]] while the plane is plummeting.
--> '''Pilot:''' Get the hell out of the cockpit!\\
'''Butt-Head:''' [[HehHehYouSaidX Huh huh... you said--]]\\
'''Pilot:''' [[CurseCutShort NOW!!!]] ''(pulls Butt-Head out of the way)''
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* This little exchange between Flemming and Bork
-> '''Agent Flemming''': Did you give him a [[AssShove cavity search]]?
-> '''Agent Bork''': Uh, the witness?
-> '''Agent Fleming''': [[CrazyPrepared Damn it, Bork! You can never be too careful!]]

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* This little exchange between Flemming and Bork
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Bork:
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'''Agent Flemming''': Did you give him a [[AssShove cavity search]]?
-> --> '''Agent Bork''': Uh, the witness?
-> --> '''Agent Fleming''': [[CrazyPrepared Damn it, Bork! You can never be too careful!]]
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* This little exchange between Flemming and Bork
-> '''Agent Flemming''': Did you give him a [[AssShove cavity search]]?
-> '''Agent Bork''': Uh, the witness?
-> '''Agent Fleming''': [[CrazyPrepared Damn it, Bork! You can never be too careful!]]

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