History Funny / Aztec

--->'''Mixtli:''' Ayya! You startled me, your Excellency. You leap with such agility for a man well into his age of never."

* Zyanya and the slaves reactions to Mixtli's [[spoiler:eagle knight attire after his promotion.]]

* Zyanya and the slaves react to Mixtli's [[spoiler:eagle knight attire after his promotion.]]

* The man whose head Mixtli dumps a bucket of frogs over turns out to be the [[spoiler:leaderof the Aztéca]]. Thankfully, he takes it in good humor and thinks it's a nice break from the usual monotony of his life.

* Mixtli in his old age loves to exposit about his sexual escapades and talk about his nipple theory even after repeated reactions from his offended audience that makes it clear that they don't want him to and don't enjoy him doing so. At first, it can be mistaken for ValuesDissonance but the fact that he ''keeps'' doing it gives the very strong impression that Mixtli is doing it deliberately because he's too amused by their reactions not to. It becomes a running gag throughout the whole book. Not that the reader minds.
** Speaking of old man Mixtli, there is also the way he takes [[DeadpanSnarker digs]] at his audience including at their prudish attitude and hypocrisy before feigning ignorance and pretending to be confused as to why they're suddenly upset.

** Also, the Bishop's reaction:

--->'''Mixtli:''' But I knew that moment to be a historic moment, and I stood transfixed in a sort of awe, to hear and remember, as I do to this day, the emphatic words of a strange new being who might very well be a god: “I swear by Santiago, I am sick of fucking bald [[CountryMatters cunts]]."

** A minor one when said man's name amusingly turns out to also be Mixtli.

* When Mixtil is so overwhelmed with joy over seeing Blood Glutton again that he throws his arm around the man much to Blood Glutton's dismay:

** Said man's name turns out to also be Mixtli.

** Speaking of old man Mixtli, there is also the way he takes digs at his audience including at their prudish attitude and hypocrisy before feigning ignorance and pretending to be confused as to why they're suddenly upset.

* When Mixtil is so overwhelmed with joy over seeing Blood Glutton again, he throws his arm around the man much to Blood Glutton's dismay:

* The man whose head Mixtli dumps a bucket of frogs over turns out to be the [[spoiler:leaderof the Aztéca]]. Thankfully, he takes it in good humor and thinks it's a nice break from the usual monotony of his life.
** What makes it better is that Blood Glutton don't recognize his former pupil at first so from his perspective, he's getting [[TheGlomp glomped]] by some random soldier from out of nowhere.

* The man whose head Mixtli dumps a bucket of frogs over turns out to be the [[spoiler:leaderof the Aztéca]]. Thankfully, he took it in good humor and thought it was a nice break from the usual monotony of his life.

* The man whose head Mixtli dumps a bucket of frogs over turns out to be the [[spoiler:leaderof the Aztéca]]. Thankfully, he took it in good humor and thought it was a nice break from the usual monotony.

* The man whose head Mixtli dumps a bucket of frogs over turns out to be the [[spoiler:leader]]of the Aztéca. Thankfully, he could take a joke.

* The story Mixtli tells of how his boyhood friend Chimáli once had to wear a [[ItMakesSenseinContext pumpkin]] over his head because of a [[ItMakesSenseinContext bad hair day]] and kept stumbling around and into everything because he couldn't see.

* The story Mixtli tells of how his boyhood friend Chimáli once had to wear a [[ItMakesSenseinContext pumpkin]] over his head and kept stumbling around and into everything because he couldn't see.

** Speaking of old man Mixtli, there is also the way he sneak in criticisms of his audience including of their hypocrisy and then feigns ignorance.

* Mixtli in his old age loves to exposit about his sexual escapades and talk about his nipple theory even after repeated reactions from his offended audience that makes it clear that they don't want him to and don't enjoy him doing so. At first, it can be mistaken for ValuesDissonance but the fact that he ''keeps'' doing it gives the very strong impression that Mixtli is doing it deliberately because he's too amused by their reactions not to. It becomes a running gag throughout the whole book. Not that the reader minds.

* Mixtli in his old age loves to exposit about his sexual escapades and talk about his nipple theory even after repeated reactions from his offended audience that makes it clear that they don't want him to and don't enjoy him doing so. At first, it can be mistaken for ValuesDissonance but the fact that he ''keeps'' doing it gives the very strong impression that Mixtli is doing it deliberately because he's too [[Troll amused]] by their reactions not to. It's a basically a running gag throughout the whole book. Not that the reader minds.

* Mixtli in his old age loves to exposit about his sexual exploits and talk about his nipple theory even after repeated reactions from his offended audience that makes it clear that they don't want him to and don't enjoy him doing so. At first, it can be mistaken for ValuesDissonance but the fact that he ''keeps'' doing it gives the very strong impression that Mixtli is doing it deliberately because he's too [[Troll amused]] by their reactions not to. It's a basically a running gag throughout the whole book. Not that the reader minds.