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''[Flashback to the infamous injection scene]''\\

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''[Flashback to the infamous injection scene]''\\scene while "Cats in the Cradle" from Ugly Kid Joe plays in the background]''\\



--> Since you have all successfully graduated, you may now choose between three different paths: the Garrison where you guard the walls and occasionally when no one is looking spit and piss off the edge, and for the incredibly stupid or brave, the Recon Corps where you can go out and fight Titans in their own territory, and finally the Military Police where you serve the king and push around civilians.

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--> Since you have all successfully graduated, you may now choose between three different paths: the Garrison where you guard the walls and occasionally when no one is looking spit and piss off the edge, and for the incredibly stupid or stupid- brave, the Recon Corps where you can go out and fight Titans in their own territory, and finally the Military Police where you serve the king and push around civilians.civilians.
* Jean's thoughts during the graduation ceremony:
--> '''Jean:''' (internally) I can't believe Yeager got 5 and I got 6! *grumbles*



'''Connie:''' '''I'M SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS SHIIET!'''\\

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'''Connie:''' '''I'M SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THIS SHIIET!'''\\SSHIIIIET!'''\\


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* After Eren tells off Jean, we get this exchange between Eren and Mikasa:
--> '''Mikasa:''' I want to have sex with you really bad right now.
--> '''Eren:''' God, don't make it gay, Mikasa!
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--> '''Carla:''' Mm mm!

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--> '''Carla:''' Mm mm!Mm-mmm!



--> '''Carla:''' Uh hm!

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--> '''Carla:''' Uh hm!Mm-hmm!



--> '''Carla:''' Uh hm!

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--> '''Carla:''' Uh hm!Mm-hmm!



* Hannes [[BigDamnHeroes appears to save Eren and Mikasa and is about to take on a titan]], but freezes dead in front of the Smiling Titan and [[BringMeMyBrownPants pisses himself]]. He flees taking Eren and Mikasa with him, leaving Eren's mother to be eaten by the Smiling Titan.

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* Hannes [[BigDamnHeroes appears to save Eren and Eren, Mikasa and their mom, and is about to take on a titan]], but freezes dead in front of the Smiling Titan and [[BringMeMyBrownPants pisses himself]]. He flees taking Eren and Mikasa with him, leaving Eren's mother to be eaten by the Smiling Titan.

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* Thomas has NoIndoorVoice:

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* Thomas is voiced by LittleKuriboh and has NoIndoorVoice:


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* The graduation officer voiced by [[AtopTheFourthWall Lewis Lovhaug.]]
--> Since you have all successfully graduated, you may now choose between three different paths: the Garrison where you guard the walls and occasionally when no one is looking spit and piss off the edge, and for the incredibly stupid or brave, the Recon Corps where you can go out and fight Titans in their own territory, and finally the Military Police where you serve the king and push around civilians.
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Sounds more like her voice and would be in line with her running gag.


'''Eren:''' Mm-hmm.\\

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'''Eren:''' '''Carla:''' Mm-hmm.\\
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* Eren tempting fate after the Colossal Titan has destroyed a bit of the wall:
--> '''Eren:''' It's okay! Maybe the titans can't get in!
--> [A titan walks through the wall]
--> '''Mikasa:''' They're in.
--> '''Armin:''' Damn it Eren, you keep jinxing shit and your house is right there!
--> [Eren and Mikasa take off for their house]
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--> '''Eren:''' I'm not saying that I could take him with one arm, but I could totally take him with one arm.

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--> '''Eren:''' I'm not saying that I could take him with one arm, arm... but I could totally take him with one arm.



-->'''Connie:''' '''OHMYGAWD EREN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIIIET!!!'''

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-->'''Connie:''' '''OHMYGAWD EREN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIIIET!!!'''SHIIET!!!'''

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-->'''Thomas:''' OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ARE GRADUATING TOMORROW. IT SEEMS LIKE WE STARTED YESTERDAY!

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-->'''Thomas:''' OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ARE GRADUATING TOMORROW. THIS IS CRAZY. IT SEEMS LIKE WE STARTED YESTERDAY!YESTERDAY!
* This little bit right here:
--> '''Thomas:''' WOW EREN, THAT IS AMAZING, TELL US MORE ABOUT THAT GIANT TITAN YOU COULD TOTALLY BEAT UP!
--> '''Eren:''' I'm not saying that I could take him with one arm, but I could totally take him with one arm.
--> (Crowd gasps)
-->'''Connie:''' '''OHMYGAWD EREN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIIIET!!!'''
--> '''Eren:''' Thanks for the awkward praise, Connie.
--> (Connie coughs)
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--> *Eren screams as his mother is eaten by the Smiling Titan while Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence" plays.*

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--> *Eren ''Eren screams as his mother is eaten by the Smiling Titan while Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence" plays.*''



--> '''Narrator:''' (laughing) And so hundreds of thousands of people DIED and the outer wall was taken over by Titans. And the survivors were forced into refugee camps where they didn't have enough food, so even more people died, YEAAAAA!

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--> '''Narrator:''' (laughing) And so hundreds of thousands of people DIED and the outer wall was taken over by Titans. And the survivors were forced into refugee camps where they didn't have enough food, so even more people died, YEAAAAA!YEAAAAA! But, how are Eren and the gang getting by?



--> '''Garrison:''' Yeah! And you can also do stuff like this! *punches and kicks Eren to the ground*
--> '''Eren:''' *After getting punched and kicked to the ground* [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That sounds awesome!]]

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--> '''Garrison:''' Yeah! And you can also do stuff like this! *punches ''punches and kicks Eren to the ground*
ground''
--> '''Eren:''' *After ''After getting punched and kicked to the ground* ground'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That sounds awesome!]]



'''Shardis:''' Now listen up, you double deckered pig fart! You don't get to join the Military Police, til after you pull your head out of your hamster hole!

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'''Shardis:''' Now listen up, you double deckered pig fart! '''PIG FART'''! You don't get to join the Military Police, til after you pull your head out of your hamster hole!
'''TIL AFTER, YOU PULL YOUR HEAD, OUT OF YOUR HAMSTER HOLE!'''
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--> ''Eren screams as his mother is eaten by the Smiling Titan while Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence" plays.''

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--> ''Eren *Eren screams as his mother is eaten by the Smiling Titan while Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence" plays.''*



--> '''Shardis:''' Alright, you '''POOP NOBBLERS!''' Now I don�t want no screwing around with you batch of '''MEAT TOSSERS!''' Last group thought it would be funny to shove a '''CORN COB''' up a trainee�s '''BUNGHOLE!''' And you know what happened? They were asked to leave politely, and it was '''AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE!''' Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name? \\

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--> '''Shardis:''' Alright, you '''POOP NOBBLERS!''' Now I don�t don't want no screwing around with you batch of '''MEAT TOSSERS!''' Last group thought it would be funny to shove a '''CORN COB''' up a trainee�s trainee's '''BUNGHOLE!''' And you know what happened? They were asked to leave politely, and it was '''AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE!''' Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name? \\
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--> *Eren screams as his mother is eaten by the Smiling Titan while Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence" plays.*

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--> *Eren ''Eren screams as his mother is eaten by the Smiling Titan while Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence" plays.*''

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* This bit as Eren and Mikasa try to rescue their mother from the house that has fallen on her.
--> '''Eren:''' Mom are you okay?!
--> '''Carla:''' Mm mm!
--> '''Eren:''' Is it because the house is on you?
--> '''Carla:''' Uh hm!
--> '''Eren:''' Do you want me and Mikasa to save you?
--> '''Carla:''' Uh hm!
--> '''Eren:''' Mikasa, use your super strength or something!
--> '''Mikasa:''' There's a titan coming.
--> '''Carla:''' *grumbles*



--> '''Eren:''' No! I can't see this! Turn me around! Turn me around!

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--> '''Eren:''' No! No, I can't see this! Turn me around! Turn me around!



--> *Eren screams as his mother is eaten by the Smiling Titan while Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence" plays.

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--> *Eren screams as his mother is eaten by the Smiling Titan while Simon and Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence" plays.*



--> '''Shardis:''' Alright, you '''POOP NOBBLERS!''' Now I don’t want no screwing around with you batch of '''MEAT TOSSERS!''' Last group thought it would be funny to shove a '''CORN COB''' up a trainee’s '''BUNGHOLE!''' And you know what happened? They were asked to leave politely, and it was '''AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE!''' Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name? \\

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--> '''Shardis:''' Alright, you '''POOP NOBBLERS!''' Now I don’t don�t want no screwing around with you batch of '''MEAT TOSSERS!''' Last group thought it would be funny to shove a '''CORN COB''' up a trainee’s trainee�s '''BUNGHOLE!''' And you know what happened? They were asked to leave politely, and it was '''AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE!''' Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name? \\
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* After Eren wishes for some kind of adventure, a Colossal Titan appears over the walls

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* After Eren wishes for some kind of adventure, a Colossal Titan appears over the wallswalls:



* Armin commenting on the destruction happening around him

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* Armin commenting on the destruction happening around himhim:
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* Armin commenting on the destruction happening around him
--> '''Armin:''' Y'know, I woke up today and I realized I hate everyone and this happens. Oh, today's a win.
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* After Eren has his HeroicSecondWind and rescues Armin from being swallowed by a titan, Eren urges Armin to pull him out of the Titan's mouth. But just before Armin can save Eren, the titan bites down, [[AnArmAndALeg Eren losing his arm in the process.]] [[MoodWhiplash Then as the credits roll, whimsical and happy music plays.]]

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* After Eren has his HeroicSecondWind and rescues Armin from being swallowed by a titan, Eren urges Armin to pull him out of the Titan's mouth. But just before Armin can save Eren, the titan bites down, [[AnArmAndALeg Eren losing his arm in the process.]] [[MoodWhiplash Then as the credits roll, whimsical and happy music plays.]]]]
** Even better is that the music is the theme from ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'', and in that show's style they have a title card saying "Eren Gets Eaten"
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'''Reiner:''' Dude, look how big I am. [[Irony I'm a beast!]]\\

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'''Reiner:''' Dude, look how big I am. [[Irony [[IRony I'm a beast!]]\\beast]]!\\
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'''Reiner:''' Dude, look how big I am. I'm a beast!\\

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'''Reiner:''' Dude, look how big I am. [[Irony I'm a beast!\\beast!]]\\

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-->'''Reiner:''' But you know who gives the best advice on the 3D gear? Bertoldt right here.\\

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--> '''Eren:''' Guys, you gotta help me with the 3D gear!
--> '''Reiner:''' Dude, it's not our fault you suck.
** Afterwards:
-->'''Reiner:''' But you You know who gives the best advice on the 3D gear? gears? Bertoldt right here.\\
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--> '''Eren:''' We'll join the military! We'll get all the food, authority, and '''VENGEANCE''' that we've ever wanted! I know we've been going through some rough times lately. I mean, my mom just died, and the rest of Armin's family died.
--> '''Armin:''' Yeah, I know, right? I'm glad it all really worked out for us!

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--> '''Eren:''' We'll join the military! We'll get all the food, authority, and '''VENGEANCE''' that we've ever wanted! I know we've been going through some rough times lately. I mean, my mom just died, and the rest of Armin's family died.
--> '''Armin:''' Yeah, I know, right? I'm glad it all really everything worked out for us!



'''Shardis:''' Oh. '''OH, YOU THINK THIS IS [[Manga/HighschoolOfTheDead HAREM OF THE DEAD]], YOU SHRIMP-DICKED FUCK NUGGET?!''' Boy, if you can't pull up a tractor out of your weiner slot, AND TURN, then you shouldn't even bother trying to be with the king!

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'''Shardis:''' Oh. '''OH, YOU THINK THIS IS [[Manga/HighschoolOfTheDead HAREM OF THE DEAD]], YOU SHRIMP-DICKED FUCK NUGGET?!''' Boy, if you can't pull up a tractor out of your weiner wiener slot, AND TURN, then you shouldn't even bother trying to be with the king!



-->'''Reiner:''' *After being knocked down* Ah ha, nice! Now it's your turn to be the starving orphan with the knife!
-->'''Eren:''' Don't you think the title of this training is a little inappropriate?
-->'''Reiner:''' Don't you think you should be trying to stab me for food, you orphan?

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-->'''Reiner:''' *After being knocked down* Ah ha, nice! [[BlackComedy Now it's your turn to be the starving orphan with the knife!
knife!]]
-->'''Eren:''' [[LampshadeHanging Don't you think the title of this training is a little inappropriate?
inappropriate?]]
-->'''Reiner:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Don't you think you should be trying to stab me for food, you orphan?orphan?]]

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* After Eren has his HeroicSecondWind and rescues Armin from being swallowed by a titan, Eren urges Armin to pull him out of the Titan's mouth. But just before Armin can save Eren, the titan bites down, [[AnArmAndALeg Eren losing his arm in the process.]] [[MoodWhiplash Then as the credits roll, whimsical and happy music plays.]]



-->'''[[spoiler: Thomas]]''' I THINK ONE GOT ME! [[SwallowedWhole *gulp*]] (from ''inside the Titan's stomach'') YEP, IT DEFINITELY GOT ME!

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-->'''[[spoiler: Thomas]]''' Thomas]]:''' I THINK ONE GOT ME! [[SwallowedWhole *gulp*]] (from ''inside the Titan's stomach'') YEP, IT DEFINITELY GOT ME!ME!
* After Eren has his HeroicSecondWind and rescues Armin from being swallowed by a titan, Eren urges Armin to pull him out of the Titan's mouth. But just before Armin can save Eren, the titan bites down, [[AnArmAndALeg Eren losing his arm in the process.]] [[MoodWhiplash Then as the credits roll, whimsical and happy music plays.]]
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-->'''[[spoiler: Thomas]]''' I think one got me! [[SwallowedWhole *gulp*]] (from ''inside the Titan's stomach'') Yep, it definitely got me!

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-->'''[[spoiler: Thomas]]''' I think one got me! THINK ONE GOT ME! [[SwallowedWhole *gulp*]] (from ''inside the Titan's stomach'') Yep, it definitely got me!YEP, IT DEFINITELY GOT ME!
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-->'''[[spoiler: Thomas]]''' I think it's got me! [[SwallowedWhole *gulp*]] (from ''inside the Titan's stomach'') Yep, it's got me!

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-->'''[[spoiler: Thomas]]''' I think it's one got me! [[SwallowedWhole *gulp*]] (from ''inside the Titan's stomach'') Yep, it's it definitely got me!
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* Somehow, this managed to make even [[spoiler: Thomas's demise]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilarious.]]

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* Somehow, this series managed to make even [[spoiler: Thomas's demise]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilarious.]]
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* After Eren has his HeroicSecondWind and rescues Armin from being swallowed by a titan, Eren urges Armin to pull him out of the Titan's mouth. But just before Armin can save Eren, the titan bites down, [[AnArmAndALeg Eren losing his arm in the process.]] [[MoodWhiplash Then as the credits roll, whimsical and happy music plays.]]

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* After Eren has his HeroicSecondWind and rescues Armin from being swallowed by a titan, Eren urges Armin to pull him out of the Titan's mouth. But just before Armin can save Eren, the titan bites down, [[AnArmAndALeg Eren losing his arm in the process.]] [[MoodWhiplash Then as the credits roll, whimsical and happy music plays.]]]]
* Somehow, this managed to make even [[spoiler: Thomas's demise]] [[CrossesTheLineTwice hilarious.]]
-->'''[[spoiler: Thomas]]''' I think it's got me! [[SwallowedWhole *gulp*]] (from ''inside the Titan's stomach'') Yep, it's got me!
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'''Connie:''' '''OH MAI GAWD JEAN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIET!'''

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'''Connie:''' '''OH MAI GAWD '''OHMYGAWD JEAN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIET!'''



'''Connie:''' '''OH MAI GAWD JEAN YOU SUCK!!'''

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'''Connie:''' '''OH MAI GAWD '''OHMYGAWD JEAN YOU SUCK!!'''



-->'''Connie:''' '''OH MAI GAWD EREN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIIIET!!!'''

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-->'''Connie:''' '''OH MAI GAWD '''OHMYGAWD EREN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIIIET!!!'''
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--> '''Eren:''' Armin! Not all of us can be like you and love the fact that our parents are dead! Except for Mikasa, cause hers were murdered right in front of her. I guess I can under stand why she's so messed up in the hea- *gets punched by Mikasa*

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--> '''Eren:''' Armin! Not all of us can be like you and love the fact that our parents are dead! Except for Mikasa, cause hers were murdered right in front of her. I guess now I can under stand understand why she's so messed up in the hea- *gets punched by Mikasa*



'''Connie:''' '''OH MY GAWD JEAN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIET!'''

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'''Connie:''' '''OH MY MAI GAWD JEAN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIET!'''



'''Connie:''' '''OH MY GAWD JEAN YOU SUCK!!'''

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'''Connie:''' '''OH MY MAI GAWD JEAN YOU SUCK!!'''



-->'''Connie:''' '''OH MY GAWD EREN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIIIET!!'''

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-->'''Connie:''' '''OH MY MAI GAWD EREN YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL HOLY SHIIIIET!!'''SHIIIIET!!!'''



'''Connie:''' '''THOMAS, YOU SUCK!'''

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'''Connie:''' '''THOMAS, '''THOMAS YOU SUCK!'''

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-->'''Shardis:''' (After Eren has mastered the 3D gear) Well sweet Pacific Rim job, look at you, Yeager! You're all lose and tight at the same time. Jean! Why can't you be more like Yeager-''bombastic'' over here?\\

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-->'''Shardis:''' (After Eren has mastered the 3D gear) Well sweet Pacific Rim job, Rim-job, look at you, Yeager! You're all lose loose and tight at the same time. time! Jean! Why can't you be more like Yeager-''bombastic'' over here?\\here?!\\



'''Connie:''' '''OH MY GAWD JEAN, YOU SUCK!!'''

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'''Connie:''' '''OH MY GAWD JEAN, JEAN YOU SUCK!!'''



'''Shardis:''' *still quiet* Well, that may just work actually. But you know what might work better? '''GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP!''' *slams door shut*\\

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'''Shardis:''' *still quiet* Well, that may just work actually. [- But you know what might work better? better?-] '''GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP!''' *slams door shut*\\


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* While Eren is taking on the Colossal Titan, we get this:
--> '''Eren:''' You'll never get me like that! All you hit were our defensive- *notices that the Colossal Titan destroyed the cannons* cannons. Shit...
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'''Connie:''' THOMAS, YOU SUCK!

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'''Connie:''' THOMAS, '''THOMAS, YOU SUCK!SUCK!'''
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--> '''Shardis:''' Shardis: Alright, you POOP NOBBLERS! Now I don’t want no screwing around with you batch of MEAT TOSSERS! Last group thought it would be funny to shove a CORN COB up a trainee’s BUNGHOLE! And you know what happened? They were asked to leave politely, and it was AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE! Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name? \\

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--> '''Shardis:''' Shardis: Alright, you POOP NOBBLERS! '''POOP NOBBLERS!''' Now I don’t want no screwing around with you batch of MEAT TOSSERS! '''MEAT TOSSERS!''' Last group thought it would be funny to shove a CORN COB '''CORN COB''' up a trainee’s BUNGHOLE! '''BUNGHOLE!''' And you know what happened? They were asked to leave politely, and it was AWKWARD '''AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE! EVERYONE!''' Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name? name? \\
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-->'''Shardis:''' Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name?\\

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-->'''Shardis:''' --> '''Shardis:''' Shardis: Alright, you POOP NOBBLERS! Now I don’t want no screwing around with you batch of MEAT TOSSERS! Last group thought it would be funny to shove a CORN COB up a trainee’s BUNGHOLE! And you know what happened? They were asked to leave politely, and it was AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE! Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name?\\name? \\

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