History Funny / AssassinsCreedSyndicate

--> '''Mook:''': '''''STOP ATTACKING HIM/HER [[TooDumbToLive ONE AT A TIME!]]'''''

--> ''Cut to the Helix map as a new main-mission for Jacob appears, titled 'Strange Bedfellows'.''

* When you meet the Disraelis, one of the new articles in the database happens to be about Mary-Anne's pet corgi, Desmond.

** Though this is usually considered more of a TearJerker for fans than funny.
*** On the other hand, Initiates who jumped on the bandwagon after the ContinuityLockout was undone for Black Flag will find themselves incapable of continuing with the gameplay for a good few minutes.

* A minor point, but the OneSteveLimit is defied with [[Creator/CharlesDickens a man named Charles whose last name begins with a D]] and [[Creator/CharlesDarwin a man named Charles whose last name begins with a D].

-->(Jeez, what'd you find in there? Shaun's locked himself in his room, [[INeedAFreakingDrink I can't find the whiskey]], and I think I hear crying.

* When you meet the Disraelis, one of the new articles in the database happens to be about Mary-Anne's pet corgi, Desmond. Shaun considers it in [[DudeNotFunny bad taste]] from the universe. According to Rebecca, he locked himself into his room with some [[DrowningMySorrows alcohol]] and crying is heard.

* After collecting a brand of vintage beer in the game, Shaun will sample said brand and leave his thoughts in the database. With the exception of one brand, every beer he samples makes him regret he considered doing this task with the beers' taste ranging from urine at best to poison at worst. Here's one example in which he samples the ironically named Frye & Frye:
-->Are you sure this is meant to be drunk? Because it tastes for all the world like a new concoction for Evie and Jacob's poison darts.

* One of the things to do in the game is collect vintage beers, with Shaun giving his analysis with sense data. Many of them are just really bad swill, and some of them having [[TastesLikePurple weird tastes.]] Only one of those beers even makes the proper grade.

-->'''De Costa:''' That was...indescribable. W-when can we do it again?

* If you collect the Helix glitches, you can get a few hints of humor from the modern day Assassins. Harlan Cunningham consoles Galina [[spoiler:for not killing Berg]] because he called dibs. Kiyoshi Takakura's search list reads like a travel food guide. Also, that Berg's big move in VideoGame/AssassinsCreedRogue, to video bomb the Assassins with Shay's demoralizing story had ''zero'' effect on morale. You get the feeling that Bishop closed communications not only for security, but to just get the others to ''shut up.''

* If you collect the Helix glitches, you can get a few hints of humor from the modern day assassins. Harlan Cunningham consoles Galina [[spoiler: for not killing Berg]] because he called dibs. Kiyoshi Takakura's search list reads like a travel food guide. Also, that Berg's big move in AssassinsCreedRogue, to video bomb the Assassins with Shay's demoralizing story had ''zero'' effect on morale. You get the feeling that Bishop closed communications not only for security, but to just get the others to ''shut up.''

* If you collect the Helix glitches, you can get a few hints of humor from the modern day assassins. Harlan Cunningham consoles Galina [[spoiler: for not killing Berg]] because he called dibs. Kiyoshi Takakura's search list reads like a travel food guide. Also, that Berg's big move in Assassin'sCreed:Rouge, to video bomb the Assassins with Shay's demoralizing story had ''zero'' effect on morale. You get the feeling that Bishop closed communications not only for security, but to just get the others to ''shut up.''

* If you collect the Helix glitches, you can get a few hints of humor from the modern day assassins. Harlan Cunningham consoles Galina [[spoiler: for not killing Berg]] because he called dibs. Kiyoshi Takakura's search list reads like a travel food guide. Also, that Berg's big move in AssassinsCreedRouge, to video bomb the Assassins with Shay's demoralizing story had ''zero'' effect on morale. You get the feeling that Bishop closed communications not only for security, but to just get the others to ''shut up.''

* The Assassin Intel segments show Abstergo and the Templar's method of testing The Shroud, with their unlimited budget and years of research: shooting one another in the head. Repeatedly.

* The start of the Charles Dickens memories is priceless too. Dickens asks the Fryes if they believe in ghosts. Jacob scoffs at the idea, but then Evie gives a quite firm yes. Jacob then starts to make a remark, and Evie gives him a DeathGlare of such horrific intensity that it could have only come from a sister to a brother. Jacob backs down instantly.

* After collecting a brand of vintage beer in the game, Shaun will sample said brand and leave his thoughts in the database. With the exception of one brand, every beer he samples makes him regret he considered doing this task with the beers' taste ranging from piss at best to poison at worst. Here's one example in which he samples the ironically named Frye & Frye:

--> '''Mook''': ''The devil did this to me! The devil did this!'' *spots an enemy* ''THERE HE IS! THERE'S THE DEVIL!''

--> '''Jacob''': *As he holds up the broken grapple gun* [[SkewedPriorities I'm not going anywhere until this gets fixed.]]

** And throughout the walk he talks about "himself" such as his brilliant disguise as an ancient lady.

--> '''Jacob:''' "Pardon me, gentlemen, Sergeant Freddy Abberline of Scotland Yard. Where might this scandalous activity be taking place?"

--> '''Jacob:''' "'Oh, yes, Mr. Green. That's a fascinating idea.' 'Oh, please, Mr. Green, come and take a look at this book and stand oh-so-close to me, Mr. Green.'"

** The entire scene must be witnessed to be fully appreciated. Their body language and expressions are perfect.

--> By the 2000s, in - ahem - certain countries I absolutely refuse to name, [[TakeThat much of the general public appears to have taken a big step backwards]]! [[DontExplainTheJoke I'm talking about America]].