History Funny / AllDogsGoToHeaven

-->'''Whippet:''' (In an "I am so done with this shit" voice, which is Melba Moore using her ''real'' voice, which also happens to fit well with the gospel music playing) [[SuddenlyShouting I SAID, TOUCH THAT CLOCK AND YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK!!]]

* Following that heartbreaking ending, we get this great bit of comic relief as the credits start.
--> '''Charlie''': Hey! I know we're dead up here, but so's the music!

-->'''Whippet:''' (In an "I am so done with this shit" voice, which is Melba Moore using her ''real'' voice) [[SuddenlyShouting I SAID, TOUCH THAT CLOCK AND YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK!!]]

-->'''Whippet:''' (In an "I am so done with this shit" voice) [[SuddenlyShouting I SAID, TOUCH THAT CLOCK AND YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK!!]]

-->'''Whippet:''' (In a voice that literally and figuratively screams "I am ''not'' doing this again!") I SAID, TOUCH THAT CLOCK AND YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK!!

* Charlie dances with the Heavenly Whippet ([[WesternAnimation/AllDogsGoToHeaven2 later known as Annabelle]]) and compliments her on her dancing, saying she has natural rhythm... but watch her feet. She's not actually dancing, Charlie's just swinging her around on his own; the only time her feet touch the cloud they're on, she's just making a vaguely ballet-like toe-point (of course, Charlie is just trying to distract her).

** Then we see Carface arriving in heaven and more or less [[HereWeGoAgain reenacting the "Let Me Be Surprised" sequence in five minutes]].

* Charlie dances with the Heavenly Whippet (later known as Annabelle) and compliments her on her dancing, saying she has natural rhythm... but watch her feet. She's not actually dancing, Charlie's just swinging her around on his own; the only time her feet touch the cloud they're on, she's just making a vaguely ballet-like toe-point.

-->''([[ToMakeALongStoryShort Flips all the way to the end of the book, glances at it and throws it away]])''

-->'''Whippet:''' (In a voice that literally and figuratively screams "I am ''not'' doing this shit again!") I SAID, TOUCH THAT CLOCK AND YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK!!

* Charlie carrying Anne-Marie out of her room at Carface's casino, going on a lengthy description of how nice his house is before nonchalantly adding [[BlatantLies "I live in a cab!"]] It's almost proto-millennial humor.

-->''(Flips all the way to the end of the book, glances at it and throws it away)''

** The RunningGag of Charlie getting disgusted when Anne Marie kisses him on the nose. At one point, he immediately grabs a towel and washing his snout off once she's out of sight because he's so grossed out by it.

* Charlie carrying Anne-Marie out of her room at Carface's casino, going on a lengthy description of how nice his house is before nonchalantly saying "I live in a cab!" It's almost proto-millennial humor.
* Charlie begrudginly tucking Anne Marie into bed in his cab and, later, kissing her goodnight, especially the gargoyle-like face he makes after he gives her cheek the most pathetic, non-affectionate little lick with the tip of his tongue.

--> '''Charlie''': But the whole gang wondered, would Maid Marion marry him? And...
''(Flips all the way to the end of the book, glances at it and throws it away)''
--> '''Charlie''': ...she did!

* The EpicFailuer of Charface and his goons trying to shoot Charlie, Killer's ray gun swerving all over the place and firing in all directions ''except'' Charlie!
* Following the heartbreaking ending, easily the saddest scene in the whole movie, we get this great bit of comic relief as the credits start, which is arguably the ''funniest line'' in the whole movie!

* King Gator's song Let's Make Music Together as it is ''the'' {{Big Lipped Alligator Moment}}.
* Itchy has countless funny lines in the first movie, most of which are Creator/DomDeLuise ad libbing.

** "I don't care if it's his...his Bar Mitzvah! That horse is a gluepot!"

*** "And your hands are cold, too!" Probably because Charlie's ''dead.''

* The scene in the first movie where Charlie tucks Anne Marie into bed in his cab. Bonus points for the gargoyle-esque face he makes after he "kisses" her goodnight.
** Charlie reading her the story of Robin Hood. The book in front of them is ''Literature/WarAndPeace''. There's a graphic picture of someone being run through with a sword.
* Carface's reaction in the first movie when he sees that Charlie has escaped from the anchor.
** And then his reaction [[spoiler:when King Gator says, "Delicious!" and chases him.]]
* Charlie convincing Itchy he's not dead.
-->'''Charlie:''' ''[shuts Itchy up]'' Itchy. I'm not a ghost. I'm not dead. Now be quiet. I'm gonna take my hand *away* from your mouth, and you're gonna be quiet, aren't ya?\\
'''Itchy:''' Mm. Mm-hmm.\\
'''Charlie:''' Ha ha. That's my pal. ''[lets go]''\\
'''Itchy:''' WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!\\
'''Charlie:''' Will you shut up?! Itchy, I'm alive! Look, Iook! Do ghosts have fleas?
** And before that, Itchy freaking out, thinking that Charlie is a ghost. Only reasonable since he did see him get run over by a car.
--> '''Itchy:''' ''(after [[NightmareSequence waking up from a nightmare where Carface is strangling him]])'' Oh! Charlie! Charlie! It's you! I-I saw-CARFACCE! And he was--''chokin' me''! He was '''grabbing my neck''', and then-''(realizes who he's talking to)'' Oh. Hi, Charlie.
--> '''Charlie:''' ''(chuckles)'' Hi.
--> ''({{Beat}})''
--> '''Itchy:''' [[SuddenlyShouting AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!]] ''(Tries to dart for it, but Charlie grabs him, trying to shush him)'' It--CHARLIE! ''(wriggles out of Charlie's grasp and again tries to flee, but Charlie grabs him and tries to shush him again)'' Oh NO!--You're a GHOST! ''(wrestles away from Charlie and jumps out of his room and scrambles into the main area followed by Charlie)'' Get back! Get back, don't hurt me! ''(pulls out a toolset)'' Uh, here, take my nine-piece ''ratchet set''! ''(flings it at Charlie and climbs up onto a table, pulling out an oilcan)'' My oilcan! ''(chucks oilcan at Charlie and then grabs a hood ornament as Charlie climbs up onto the table, glaring at him)'' And--uh-uh-uh, don't go away--without my Rolls Royce ''hood ornament''--! ''(hits Charlie on the head with hood ornament)''
* After Charlie is okay, the whole scene with the ray gun - the gun badly misfiring in all directions, and Carface screaming, "[[SurroundedByIdiots MORONS!!! I'M SURROUNDED BY MORONS!]]"
* At the end.
-->'''Carface:''' AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH! I'll get that gator if it's the last thing I do!
-->'''Anabelle:''' Touch that clock and you can never come back.
-->'''Carface:''' Shut up!
-->'''Anabelle:''' I SAID, TOUCH THAT CLOCK AND YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK!! *Chases him*
-->'''Charlie:''' He'll be back *winks*

* Charlie [[BreakingTheFourthWall complaining about the music]] as the credits start:
--> '''Charlie''': "Hey! I know we're dead up here, but so's the music!"
* From the TV series, the entire episode "The Big Fetch". It's a noir parody that sends up the genre in every scene.
-->''Itchy rescues Charlie from an out-of-control pram, only for it to explode as they get away. ''

* From the first movie; when Charlie arrives in Heaven and dances with Annabelle, he compliments her on her dancing and says she has natural rhythm... but watch her feet. She's not actually dancing, Charlie's just swinging her around on his own; the only time her feet touch the cloud they're on, she's just posing in a sort of ballet-like way.
* From one episode, this happens when they encounter an AngryGuardDog.
-->'''Charlie''': Itchy...on the count of three, run like a mad dog. ''(Guard dog gets nearer, and he runs off)'' Three!

** Also from the same episode when the duo make the dog get pulled back by the chain:
-->'''Itchy''': Wow...how'd you know that'll happen?

* Any time Carface tells Killer to shut up.
* In the ChristmasSpecial, Belladonna's deliberately annoying impression of her cousin. Even funnier when you remember that [[ActingForTwo they're played by the same actress]].

** Charlie reading her the story of Robin Hood. The book in front of them is WarAndPeace. There's a graphic picture of someone being run through with a sword.

* Itchy has countless funny lines in the first movie.

* In the ChristmasSpecial, Belladonna's deliberately annoying impression of her cousin. Even funnier when you remember that [[ActingForTwo they're played by the same actress]].

--> '''Itchy:''' ''(after [[NightmareSequence waking up from a nightmare where Carface is strangling him]])'' Oh! Charlie! Charlie! It's you! I-I saw-Carface! And he was chokin' me! He was grabbing my neck, and then-''(realizes who he's talking to)'' Oh. Hi, Charlie.

--> '''Itchy:''' ''(screams at the top of his lungs and then tries to flee, but Charlie grabs him, trying to shush him)'' Oh, Charlie! ''(wriggles out of Charlie's grasp and again tries to flee, but Charlie grabs him and tries to shush him again)'' Oh no! You're a ghost! ''(wrestles away from Charlie and jumps out of his room and scrambles into the main area followed by Charlie)'' Get back! Get back, don't hurt me! ''(pulls out a toolset)'' Uh, here, take my nine-piece ratchet set! ''(flings it at Charlie and climbs up onto a table, pulling out an oilcan)'' My oilcan! ''(chucks oilcan at Charlie and then grabs a hood ornament as Charlie climbs up onto the table, glaring at him)'' And don't go away without my Rolls Royce hood ornament! ''(hits Charlie on the head with hood ornament)''

* In the ChristmasSpecial, Belladonna's deliberately annoying impression of her sister. Made even funnier when you remember that [[ActingForTwo they're played by the same actress]].

--> '''Charlie''': Hey, I may be dead, but the music shouldn't have to be!

* Any time Carface tells Killer to shut up.