History ComicBook / XTerminators2022

--> '''Boom-Boom:''' *gasp!* I love that costume! Give me it!\\

-->'''Jubilee:''' "What'd I tell you about hubris, you dumb tart?!"\\
'''Boom-Boom:''' "Why do you keep bringing up [[{{Malaproper}} circumcision]] at a time like this?!"

-->'''Jubilee:''' "Listen, I watch {{Wrestling/WWE}}. I've been waiting for this moment my entire life. Just follow my lead. C'mere, Tabi."\\
'''Boom-Boom:''' "No."\\
'''Jubilee:''' *Now in the background, as Dazzler and Wolverine analyse the situation* "Lemme suplex you!!!"

''X-Terminators'' is a limited series from Creator/MarvelComics, starring established characters Dazzler, Boom-Boom, Characters/MarvelComicsJubilee and Wolverine (Laura Kinney). The series is written by Creator/LeahWilliams, with art by Carlos Gomes and color art by Bryan Valenza.

-->''[Punch to the gut]'' '''That''' was for making me care about you. And ''this'' - ''[Roller-skate axe-kick to the head]'' - was for just generally being a ''terrible person'', really.

''X-Terminators'' is a limited series from Creator/MarvelComics, starring established characters Dazzler, Boom-Boom, Jubilee and Wolverine (Laura Kinney). The series is written by Creator/LeahWilliams, with art by Carlos Gomes and color art by Bryan Valenza.

-->*Punch to the gut* "That was for making me care about you. And this --" *Roller-skate axe-kick to the head* "-- was for just generally being a terrible person, really."

* WrestlerInAllOfUs: Played with when the ladies realise they're in an arena and expected to fight for the crowd's entertainment.

-->'''Jubilee:''' "Listen, I watch Wrestling/WWE. I've been waiting for this moment my entire life. Just follow my lead. C'mere, Tabi."\\

* [[spoiler:WillReturnCaption: "The X-Terminators Will Return"]]

* CensorBox: A variant. Black censor boxes are overlaid on the swearing in speech bubbles, but white SymbolSwearing text is also added to the censor boxes.

* CruelAndUnusualDeath: Boom-Boom is at one point shown ForceFeeding a vampire one of her explosive energy spheres.

* FightDracula: Subverted. [[spoiler:Dracula does turn up as an antagonist, but he's seeking legal recompense from Krakoa for all the vampires the heroes killed, not physically fighting them. Jubilee then points out that as they'd accepted the defector Alex's invitation, all of those vampires had technically committed treason anyway - and Dracula ends up offering the heroes a bounty rather than punishing them]].

* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Mystique, Emma Frost, and Kate Pryde are all very amused at the digression about Dazzler's ass.

After going through an especially bad break-up, Dazzler decides to go out drinking with her friends and fellow X-Men, Boom-Boom and Jubilee. That is, until they're all accosted by vampires (led by none other than Dazzler's own disgruntled ex-boyfriend) and thrown into an underground fighting arena for the vampires' own entertainment. Gratuitous amounts of [[BloodyHilarious blood,]] [[SymbolSwearing swearing,]] and [[{{CrossesTheLineTwice}} heated discussions about Dazzler's ass]] ensue. Also, Wolverine is there.

* NobodyPoops: Lampshaded: the prison cell that Alex throws the X-Terminators into doesn't have any visible bathrooms, much to the women's disgust. [[{{CrossesTheLineTwice}} Laura accuses Alex of not putting them in intentionally because he's into watching girls pee.]]

* FightDracula: [[spoiler:Dracula does turn up as an antagonist, but he's seeking legal recompense from Krakoa for all the vampires the heroes killed, not physically fighting them. Jubilee then points out that as they'd accepted the defector Alex's invitation, all of those vampires had technically committed treason anyway - and Dracula ends up offering the heroes a bounty rather than punishing them]].

* TheManBehindTheMan: Alex turns out to be working for the [[spoiler:Collector]].

* NobodyPoops: Lampshaded: the prison cell that Alex throws the X-Terminators into doesn't have any visible bathrooms, much to the women's disgust. [[{{CrossesTheLineTwice}} Laura accuses Alex of being into watching them pee.]]

After a bad break-up, Dazzler gathers Boom-Boom and Jubilee and goes out drinking. After a bad night out, they then find themselves fighting vampires. Suspiciously ''well-prepared'' vampires, too.