History Awesome / Chew

* After Amelia starts dating Tony, her ex-boyfriend harasses her by leaving racist messages on her answering machine. [[spoiler:He later kidnaps Tony and forces him to eat the corpses of dead baseball players so that he can write a tell-all book about their sex lives. He doesn't realize that by eating the baseball players' bodies, Tony gains their talents as well as their memories. Tony eventually smashes his kidnapper's skull [[HoistByHisOwnPetard with a fastball]].]]
** Amelia also gets credit during this arc. [[spoiler: She tries calling all his loved ones but they're either busy (Colby, Toni and Ceasar), don't care (Rosemary cares more about blaming him for Sage's attitude and Chow is glad he's gone), or, thanks to Applebee, think Tony's just that unreliable (His new boss). She then finds out Dan quit due to finally getting his book on baseball player's sex life's greenlit and using one small clue (that Dan cockily brought up Tony when not even his best friend knew where he was.) She then tracks him, uses her scibosciver powers to get a costume to enter the auction he's auctioning Tony off at and bluffs everyone out of the autorium. While she gets cornered after that, without her Tony would've died from his injuries. ]]
* In Issue 32 [[spoiler: Tony finally stands up to Applebee after over 30 issues of constant abuse from him, blowing his top and telling him to fuck off, turning Applebee into a whimpering wreck in the process]]. In general, Tony's tribulations throughout the series [[spoiler: (having his ear bitten off, demoted to traffic cop, almost tortured to death by Amelia's psycho ex-boyfriend and the brutal murder of his twin sister)]] appear to have toughened him up considerably.
** Not only that but [[spoiler: Applebee attempted to tell him off over vampire research... only for Tony to point out that not only was Vampire an FDA concern, but that he'd already killed dozens, including a federal agent aka Toni, and then promptly tells him to fuck off, period. ]]
** [[spoiler: Applebee is so tramuatized by this that it takes a simple glare from Tony to shut him up. ]]

** [[spoiler: Escaping from a maximum security FDA prison, defeating a man with the power to take on the properties of the Candy he eats simply by exploting the man's weak jaw, and then biting Montero and finally getting the info he'd been after the whole series. ]]
* Colby [[spoiler: Inviting Mason to the party celebrating Colby and Applebee's marriage after Applebee makes it clear Colby could invite ANYONE who wasn't Tony Chu, then using the opportunity to get Mason back into the FDA. ]]
* Olive using [[spoiler: her absorbed skills to sculpt a katana out of a choclate bar and then kicks the asses of the EGG members quickly and awesomely. ]]
* Issue #42: Tony is assigned to a month long assignment at an underwater research station ferreting out a murderer, an obvious ploy by Applebee to torment him. What does Tony do? Say screw it, take of his PaperThinDisguise, and procede to eat his way to the truth. [[spoiler: Then the guy behind it reveals himself and gives Tony quite a fight with his skills. Tony one ups him by using his throwing arm to throw a nuclear clam at the guy. ]]
* Paneer [[spoiler: getting one up on the freaking Vampire and sending him running, something no one else had managed until then and after he'd just brought down most of the FDA. ]]

* Toni's [[spoiler: death. She's kidnapped, has most of her bodyparts eaten by The Vampire/Collector to gain her power.. but nothing happens, having eaten a diet of beets to make her unreadable to chibopaths. She then gives off a BadassBoast, stating that though she doesn't know how, she knows Tony will destroy the Vampire. While she gets killed for it, it's an excellent way to go. ]]
** The events she set in motion using her Cibovoiance [[spoiler: prior to her death]] deserve mention. She [[spoiler:chops off her own toe before she started her beet diet,]] leaves a cookbook behind for Amelia to follow, and knows enough about her future that she follows Tony along on a mission to help Chow. Then, having predicted Tony would eat too much of [[spoiler:the toe to get the info he really needed, she counts on Amelia and Olive making a recipe consisting of Gallisberry in Chog sauce.]] Said combination leaves Tony stoned... but in his stupor, he and Colby end up accidentally uncovering a massive chicken smuggling ring, the biggest bust in FDA history. [[spoiler: She ends her master plan by stopping Tony's slide into darkness and giving him the info he needs and, on top of that, giving Olive a sliver of knowledge with what's left of the Toe.]] Awesome doesn't begin to cover it.
* In the 50th issue, [[spoiler:Tony eats the corpse of Poyo, and manages to overpower and kill the Collector, who had spent ''years'' consuming people with food powers in order to gain their powers (and before that he singlehandedly killed all of his minions). Yeah, Poyo was ''such'' a badass that even with all the powers he was using, the Collector couldn't win]].
** Olive plays a part in [[spoiler:the Collector's defeat as well, giving her dad a chocolate sculpted knife which he used to weaken him and finish him off]].
** [[spoiler:As the Collector is lying on the ground with a snapped neck, he tells Tony that he'll live on in a way, since he figured that Tony would eat him. Tony then promptly [[ShutUpHannibal shuts him up]] and finishes him off]].
** Though the captions try to deny that it's real, the epilogue has [[spoiler:The Collector's damned soul ending up in Hell, where the new boss, Poyo, starts beating him up, and it's apparently going to go on ''forever'']].

** [[spoiler:Olive is revealed to have followed her father's footsteps and turned into a badass FDA agent.]]
** [[spoiler:Tony takes revenge on the chicken aliens for everything they've done against humanity by assassinating their leader when they arrive on earth.]]

* Issue #42: Tony is assigned to a month long assigmment at an underwater research station ferreting out a murderer, an obvious ploy by Applebee to torment him. What does Tony do? Say screw it, take of his PaperThinDisguise, and procede to eat his way to the truth. [[spoiler: Then the guy behind it reveals himself and gives Tony quite a fight with his skills. Tony one ups him by using his throwing arm to throw a nuclear clam at the guy. ]]

** The events she set in motion using her Cibovoiance [[spoiler: prior to her death]] deserve mention. She [[spoiler: Chops off her own two before she started her beet diet,]] Leaves a cookbook behind for Amelia to follow, and knows enough about her future that she follows Tony along on a mission to help Chow. Then, having predicted Tony would eat too much of [[spoiler: the toe to get the info he really needed, she counts on Amelia and Olive making a recipe consisting of Gallisberry in Chog sauce.]] Said combination leaves Tony stoned... but in his stupor, he and Colby end up accidentally uncovering a massive chicken smuggling ring, the biggest bust in FDA history. [[spoiler: She ends her master plan by stopping Tony's slide into darkness and giving him the info he needs and, on top of that, giving Olive a sliver of knowledge with what's left of the Toe.]] Awesome dosen't begin to cover it.

* Toni's [[spoiler: death. She's kidnapped, has most of her bodyparts eaten by The Vampire/Collector to gain her power.. but nothing happens, having eaten a diet of beets to make her unreadable to chibopaths. She then gives off a BadassBoast, stating that though she dosen't know how, she knows Tony will destroy the Vampire. While she gets killed for it, it's an excellent way to go. ]]

* Issue #42: Tony is assigned to a month long assigmment at an underwater research station ferreting out a murderer, an obvious ploy by Applebee to torment him. What does Tony do? Say screw it, take of his PaperThinDisguise, and procede to eat his way to the truth. [[spoiler: Then the guy behind it reveals himself and gives tony quite a fight with his skills. Tony one ups him by using his throwing arm to throw a nuclear clam at the guy. ]]

** Amelia also gets credit during this arc. [[spoiler: She tries calling all his loved ones but they're either busy (Colby, Toni and Ceasar), don't care (Rosemary cares more about blaming him for Sage's attitude and Chow is glad he's gone. ), or, thanks to Applebee, think tony's just that unreliable (His new boss). She then finds out Dan quit due to finally getting his book on baseball player's sex life's greenlit and using one small clue (that Dan cockily brought up Tony when not even his best friend knew where he was.) She then tracks him, uses her scibosciver powers to get a costume to enter the auction he's auctioning Tony off at and bluffs everyone out of the autorium. While she gets cornered after that, without her Tony would've died from his injuries. ]]

** Amelia also gets credit during this arc. [[spoiler: She tries calling all his loved ones but their either busy (Colby, Toni and Ceasar), don't care (Rosemary cares more about blaming him for Sage's attitude and Chow is glad he's gone. ), or, thanks to Applebee, think tony's just that unreliable (His new boss). She then finds out Dan quit due to finally getting his book on baseball player's sex life's greenlit and using one small clue (that Dan cockily brought up Tony when not even his best friend knew where he was.) She then tracks him, uses her scibosciver powers to get a costume to enter the auction he's auctioning Tony off at and bluffs everyone out of the autorium. While she gets cornered after that, without her Tony would've died from his injuries. ]]

** Amelia also gets credit during this arc. [[spoiler: She tries calling all his loved ones but their either busy (Colby, Toni and Ceasar), don't care (Rosemary cares more about blaming him for Sage's attitude and Chow is glad he's gone. ), or, thanks to applebee, think tony's just that unreliable (His new boss). She then finds out Dan quit due to finally getting his book on baseball player's sex life's greenlit and using one small clue (that Dan cockily brought up Tony when not even his best friend knew where he was.) She then tracks him, uses her scibosciver powers to get a costume to enter the auction he's auctioning Tony off at and bluffs everyone out of the autorium. While she gets cornered after that, without her Tony would've died from his injuries. ]]

** [[spoiler:Tony takes revenge on the chicken aliens for everything they've done against humanity by assassinating their leader when they arrive at earth.]]

** Though the captions try to deny that it's real, the epilogue has [[spoiler:The Collector's damned soul ending up in Hell, where the new boss, Poyo, starts beating him up, and it's apparently going to go on ''forever'']].

* In the 50th issue, [[spoiler:Tony eats the corpse of Poyo, and manages to overpower and kill the Collector, who had spent ''years'' consuming people with food powers in order to gain their powers (and before that he singlehandedly killed all of his minions). Yeah, Poyo was ''such'' a {{Badass}} that even with all the powers he was using, the Collector couldn't win]].

** Though the captions try to deny that it's real, the epilogue has [[spoiler:The Collector's damned soul ending up in Hell, where the new boss, Poyo, starts beating him up, and it's apparently going to go on ''forever'']].

** Though the captions try to deny that it's real, the epilogue has [[spoiler:The Collector's damned soul ending up in Hell, where the new boss, Poyo, starts beating him up, and it's apparently going to go on forever]].

* Paneer [[spoiler: getting one up on the freaking Vampire and sending him running, something on one else has manged so far and after he'd just brought down most of the FDA. ]]

* Paneer [[spoiler: Getting one up on the freaking Vampire and sending him running, something on one else has manged so far and after he'd just brought down most of the FDA. ]]

** Amelia also gets credit during this arc. [[spoiler: She tries calling all his loved ones but their either busy (Colby, Toni and Ceasar), don't care (Rosemary cares more about blaming him for Sage's attitude and Chow is glad he's gone. ), or, thanks to applebee, think tony's just that unreliable (His new boss). She then finds out Dan quit due to finally getting his book on baseball player's sex life's greenlit and using one small clue (that Dan cockily brought up Tony when not even his best friend knew where he was.) She then tracks him, uses her scibosciver powers to get a costume to enter the auction he's auctioning Tony off at and bluffs everyone out of the autorium. While she gets corned after that, without her Tony would've died from his injuries. ]]

** Not only that but [[spoiler: Applebee attempted to tell him off over vampire research... only for Tony to point out that not only was Vampire an FDA concern, but that he'd already killed dozens, including a federal agent aka Toni, and then promtply tells him to fuck off, period. ]]

* Paneer [[spoiler: Getting one up on the freaking Collector and sending him running, something on one else has manged so far and after he'd just brought down most of the FDA. ]]

** The events she set in motion using her Cibovoiance [[spoiler: prior to her death]] deserve mention. She [[spoiler: Chops off her own two before she started her beet diet,]] Leaves a cookbook behind for Amelia to follow, and knows enough about her future that she follows Tony along on a mission to help Chow. Then, having predicted Tony would eat too much of [[spoiler: the toe to get the info he really needed, she counts on Amelia and Olive making a recipe consisting of Gallisberry in Chog sauce.]] Said combination leaves Tony stoned... but in his stupor, he and Colby end up accidentally uncovering a massive chicken smuggling ring, the biggest bust in FDA history. [[spoiler: She ends her master plan by stopping Tony's slide into darkness and giving him the info he needs and, on top of that, giving Olive a sliver of knowledge with what's left of the Toe.]] Awesome dosen't begin to cover it.

** Amelia also gets credit during this arc. [[spoiler: She tries calling all his loved ones but their either busy (Colby Toni and Ceasar), don't care (Rosemary cares more about blaming him for Sage's attitude and Chow is glad he's gone. ), or, thanks to applebee, think tony's just that unreliable (His new boss). She then finds out Dan quit due to finally getting his book on baseball player's sex life's greenlit and using one small clue (that Dan cockily brought up Tony when not even his best friend knew where he was.) She then tracks him, uses her scibosciver powers to get a costume to enter the auction he's auctioning Tony off at and bluffs everyone out of the autorium. While she gets corned after that, without her Tony would've died from his injuries. ]]

** Not only that but [[spoiler: Applebee attempted to tell him off over vampire research... only for Tony to point out that not only was The Vampire an FDA concern, but that he'd already killed dozens, including a federal agent aka Toni, and then tear into Applebee for all the abuse he'd given Tony.]]
** [[spoiler: Applebee is so tramuatized by this that it takes a simple glare from Tony to shut him up. ]]

** The events she set in motion using her Chibovoiance [[spoiler: prior to her death]] deserve mention. She [[spoiler: Chops off her own two before she started her beet diet,]] Leaves a cookbook behind for Amelia to follow, and knows enough about her future that she follows Tony along on a mission to help Chow. Then, having predicted Tony would eat too much of [[the toe to get the info he really needed]], she counts on Amelia and Olive making a recipe consisting of Gallisberry in Chog sauce.]] Said combination leaves Tony stoned... but in his stupor, he and Colby end up accidentally uncovering a massive chicken smuggling ring, the biggest bust in FDA history. [[spoiler: She ends her master plan by stopping Tony's slide into darkness and giving him the info he needs and, on top of that, giving Olive a sliver of knowledge with what's left of the Toe.]] Awesome dosen't begin to cover it.

* Issue #42: Tony is assigned to a month long assigmment at an underwater research station ferreting out a murderer, an obvious ploy by Applebee to torment him. What does Tony do? Say screw it, take of his PaperThinDisguise, and procede to eat his way to the truth. [[spoiler: Then the guy behind it reveals himself and gives tony quite a fight with his skills. Tony one ups him by using his throwing arm to throw a nuclear clam at the guy. ]]

* Colby [[spoiler: Inviting Mason to the party celebrating Colby and Applebee's marriage after Applebee makes it clear Colby could invite ANYONE who wasn't Tony Chu, then using the opportunity to get Mason back into the FDA. ]]

** [[spoiler: Escaping from a maximum security FDA prison, defeating a man with the power to take on the properties of the Candy he eats simply by exploting the man's weak jaw, and then biting Montero and finally getting the info he'd been after the whole series. ]]

* In Issue 32 [[spoiler: Tony finally stands up to Applebee after over 30 issues of constant abuse from him, blowing his top and telling him to fuck off, turning Applebee into a whimpering wreck in the process]]. In general, Tony's tribulations throughout the series [[spoiler: (having his ear bitten off, demoted to traffic cop, almost tortured to death by Amelia's psycho ex-boyfriend and the brutal murder of his twin sister)]] appear to have toughened him up considerably.