We try to kill SCP-682

Really man? Really? 'It worked, wait it didn't work' REALLY!!??

edited 16th Apr '15 6:25:27 AM by ShinigamiJack

Don't you know how 682 works? It can't. be. killed. That is the one thing that is canon, except in very cracky tales. Maybe you should go nitpick the thousand other Hope Spots in this thread. </rant>

edited 16th Apr '15 6:30:11 AM by SmartGirl333

Result: Failure. When Alucard's barrage of bullets failed, he released his hellhound. 682 ate the hellhound. Alucard then resorted to level-zero, unleashing a swarm of undead. ^82 had a ball. When the carnage ended, Alucard was last seen running away shouting various threats against the foundation in general and Dr. Captitalist Socialist in particular.

Well that went about as well as could be expected - Dr. S. Jack

Test: Use the dragon balls to wish 682 into a 682 that can be killed. By us. With the technology we currently have available.

Result: Failed. Shenron is very powerful, but there is only so much he can do. The wish was beyond his power.

Test: Rip off its head and shit down its neck

Result: It regenerated easily. The researcher was then eaten.

Test: Whip out your Yu-Gi-Oh cards. It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-DUEL!

Result: All of its Yugioh cards are itself. After its victory, it mind-crushed its opponent and then ate him.

Test: Toss it into The Quiet.

DENIED O5-_

Really? You wanna try dealling with the backlash of that thing somehow adapting to the quiet?

Test: Expose SCP-682 to various interactive media involving the murder of humans, maybe we can distract it with something easier to obtain.

Result: Failed. SCP 682 was amused for only a few minutes, before being overcome with the urge to reenact scenes from Whack-Your-Boss.

Test: Expose 682 to extreme amounts of SCP 252-ARC. Keep doing this constantly for about two weeks. It won't kill him, but at least he won't have any kids.

RESULTS: Unresolved. After the two weeks, 682 merely commented, "I feel [EXPLETIVE] tingly and [EXPLETIVE]."

TEST: Expose 682 to dual beams of energy from the Idiot Ball and the Conflict Ball.

If nothing else, we'll end up with fuel for some sort of Fan Fiction. - Dr. O'Malley

Result:[Failure] The Scp-Wiki was created.

Test: More Cowbell

Result: success(?) a drunken SCP mingles with the scientists.

"Um.... Was that supposed to kill it?" Dr. Captain Obvious

Test: Open a portal to Hell and shove the SCP through, before closing the portal behind it.

Immediate Result: Apparent success. There is no sign of SCP-682 returning. Parties everywhere.

Update, beginning eight weeks later: SCP-682 returned, black as pitch and glowing an evil red and leading an army of demons, slaughtering their way across South America. The initial rampage claimed [REDACTED] lives and destroyed the regimes of [REDACTED] countries. The recapture effort took another five months, more favors from the Vatican than we can count, [REDACTED] lives, and [EXTRA REDACTED] dollars. On the upside, knowledge of demonology has grown by leaps and bounds.

Test: Give it a cup of "the perfect drink" from SCP-294, which has been known to induce a Seen-It-All Suicide response.

edited 21st Apr '15 2:05:27 AM by Balmung

Result: 682, having it's nature, could not commit suicide. It was, however, thrown into a state of depression. It will be leaving us alone for a while.

Addendum: It's no longer depressed. Now it's just PISSED. GOD HELP US.

"[EXPLETIVE REDACTED]"- Dr. Gold.

Test: Make it so that no living creature in this dimension perceives it, so it will stop existing.

"To exist is to be perceived. Therefore, if nothing perceives 682, it will cease to exist."- Dr. Gold.

Result: Success, 682 is gon-AAAAH!

leg disappears into thin air

"the SCP is still here. We just can no longer find or locate it, and the bodies keep stacking u—AAAAAH!" - General [redacted] NEWLY DECEASED

Test: Put scp inside a bag of holding and then eradicate the bag of holding.

• Result: Failure. SCP-682 ripped out of the bag of holding before it could be destroyed
• Test: Hire Dio Brando to use The World on SCP-682

edited 22nd Apr '15 1:39:33 AM by RJ-19-CLOVIS-93

Result: Failure. SCP-682 is somehow immune to the temporally anomalous ability of The World and stays within The World's frame of reference during the anomaly, for reasons not properly understood (current suspicion is that it somehow synchronized itself to the entity and was thus included in the anomaly). As a result, SCP-682 escaped containment, and proceeded to consume several dozen security staff and four Class-D personnel involved in testing an unrelated SCP entity. Containment reestablished with some difficulty. Further testing deemed too dangerous.

Test: Throw SCP-682 in SCP-2317, close the door behind it, then dismantle the portal entirely. That should get rid of at least one problem SCP, or at least contain them (supplementary texts to SCP-2317 suggest removal of the portal as a valid security measure *anyways* [anything meant to keep SCP-2317 from wandering back should keep SCP-682 from doing the same], if one of them kills the other that's only a bonus).

edited 30th Apr '15 7:54:05 AM by Schadrach

Partial success: Though 682 was successfully trapped in there along with whatever is sealed inside 2317, it is apparent that they have done battle, with 682 emerging victorious. He is now somehow knocking on the door in an attempt to return here.

Addendum: he got back through. AND HE WAS PISSED. The ensuing rampage killed [REDACTED] D-class personnel and costed the foundation several million dollars in collateral damage.

Test: ask Yuyuko Saigyouji to please kill him, as she can instantly cause the death of anyone.

Result: Failed. Upon entering, 682 ate her.

682: Keep on throwing them in.

Test: Make 682 a Tv tropes addict.

edited 7th May '15 1:25:46 PM by Muted

Be more creative. Though this is a forum game for fun, it's a dick move to just have 682 No-Sell everything through completely nonsensical means. I mean, how do you eat someone who can cause instant death?

Because it's 682.

To repeat another user: Don't you know how 682 works? Besides I like it when someone tosses a girl into 682.

edited 9th May '15 12:05:52 PM by Muted

Yes, I know about SCP-682. One of the things I know about him is that he can't eat anything just because he's virtually indestructible. Also, in this thread, he's been killed several times and then "accidentally" resurrected- and when somebody else takes the time to propose a character for a test, having SCP-682 doing something as straightforward and bland as eating her without any mention that she had any sort of ability in the first place is a dick move.

edited 17th May '16 1:31:29 AM by PastryPerson

(You know what? never mind. Just use a different test.)

Result: 682 was surprisingly well adjusted to T Vtropes. He has demanded permanent access to the site. This is still pending 05 approval.

"Maybe we can use this to keep him occupied?"- Dr. Gold.

Test: use SCP 219 on him.

Result: Upon usage, a breach had occurred, with 682 killing [READACTED] personnel. After [REDACTED], 682 was found sleeping and was escorted back to containment. Somehow.

"Whomever didn't write the report on "how" needs to be sent to be demoted..." ~anonymous note

Test: Move 682 to SCP 1165. Hopefully.

edited 11th May '15 2:50:05 PM by Muted

Result: 682 was successfuly sent into SCP-1165's dimention. 682 wandered destroying several city blocks untill it passed the 100 km zone where it was trapped in the infinate fall zone. After 3 days of falling 682 got bored and [REDACTED]. Thus appearing outside of SCP-1165.

"Did you forget about me?" Dr. Kinro

Test: Send SCP-682 into SCP-1437