ITT: We're in Hell

Hey look, It's Nietzche!

"Follows shortly after."

We'll be coming up to the infernal hurricane next; where lovers overtaken by their passions dwelt.

Fine, lets go.

(Jumps down.)

Hmm, my skin is melting from my bones. I thought this would hurt more.

(Sees vat of salt.)

Oh, Crap!!

edited 26th May '10 4:07:52 PM by GameChainsaw

Oooh, I wanna stay there!

-glances around at the people given into lust- Obvious not as sexy as I would have imagined...

(sees people locked together in sexual embrace and clearly not enjoying it) Ah, the Second Circle of Hell. The worst place in the world for a romantic date.

"Draws up to Judge Minos."

May we pass?

"Thrown into the infernal hurricane."

Hey look at that guy! And his... pet... Ew.

This is unsettling.

All right, who gave Katsuun a copy of the videogame?! ...Wait, does the game match the book that well?

(Starts making out and having sex wiht the succubus, and enjoyin unlike the sad looking souls.)

Me: hah, having this on your own will is the way to go.

hey guys, how are you all doing? I am the resident Pestilence Demon, and I would like your input as to how you will be tortured. Have a nice day!

Hi, a form saying that I have never committed adultery.

(Gargoyle examines it.)

Seems in order, you may pass... wait a second, whats this?

It was only one peck on the cheek to the pretty post-woman!

Well, see, i only got here for accidentally taking the Lord's name in vain, and I wanted to ask forgiveness and get out of here, if Jack wasn't lying to me.

Demon! Uncouple from the succubus so we can get a move on!

-to the party- I forget, how did Dante get past Minos?

Hi mr. demon!

Will somebody please help me here? I think they're trying to pull me into their circle, if you catch my drift!

((Virgil got them by.))

edited 26th May '10 4:12:49 PM by Katsuun

I'll save you! It'll help fill (Or in my case, refill) my Karma Meter!

(Jumps in and pulls him out.)

"Pulled out, along with a crap ton of hideous naked people."

Lets get the heck out of here.

Me: Oh realx, key, At least i'm not trapped here. (The succubus can't even speak due to the sheer volume of pleasure she was feeling.)

^^So soon? I might've wanted to get a better look around...no, never mind. So, third circle then?

Whats next? And why were there so many politicians back there?

@Demon: Can you PLEASE keep her quiet? PDA.

Ew, the Third Circle. Anyone got any really, really big chewtoys, besides us?

The dwelling of gluttons; who are drowned in mud and hail.

"Runs past Minos when the judge isn't looking."

Me: Because they are greedy. Thats why.