Iosa's...basically off her rocker or something.
THX 1138: the thread in which we do not talk about sex is that way. :P
For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught.
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels.
The record shows I took the blows
And diiiid it MYYYYYYYYYY WAAAAAAAAAAY!
LEAVE OFFICE, SUPREME LEADER!! YOU DON'T BELONG IN THE LEADERSHIP OF THIS COUNTRY!!!
edited 20th Jun '09 1:58:07 AM by GlennMagusHarvey
Continuing the above:
"It was not by MY hand that I am once again promoted. I was appointed here by the Assembly of Experts, who wished to make me a force to be reckoned with!"
"A force to be reckoned with? You are merely a slimy politician, pandering to people's views and stealing their sentiments!"
"Perhaps the same could be said of all politicians."
"Your words are as empty as your ethics. Iran ILL NEEDS a Supreme Leader such as you."
"WHAT IS IRAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF PEOPLE! BUT ENOUGH TALK...HAVE AT YOU!!!"
I can only do a one liner and I'm surprised this didn't come up sooner:
WHAT IS A MAN?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF Y CHROMOSOMES!
I like it here.
some X chromosomes in between.
<(-_-<)(>-_-)> "FUSION HA"
Dracula
Fallout 3 spilers up ahead
Lone Wanderer: Die Eden! you don't belongt in office!
John Henry Eden: It was not by my hand that I amyour president. I was eoectec by America who wished to pay ME tribute!
Lone Wanderer: Tribute!? You killed my dad and are about to comit mass gennocide!
Eden: Perhaps the same could be said of all of the Wasteland
Lone Wanderer: Your words are as empty.... look I odn't have time with this dude your a f$%ing computer just sh it down already!
Eden: Alright the diologue wasn't writen very well for this part of the main quest anyway.
We must survive, all of us. The blood of a human for me, a cooked bird for you. Where is the difference?
Shadow Man
Jack And The Beanstalk:
Jack: Die, monster! I'mma gonna steal your gold!
Giant: It was not by your hand that you arrived here in the flesh.
Giant: It was BEANS, which wished to pay me their fruit!
Jack: Fruit? You grind men's bones to make your bread!
Giant: Perhaps the same could be said of all delicacies.
Jack: Your words are as empty as your stomach! Mankind ill needs a chef such as you.
Giant: WHAT IS A MAN?!? *throws the golden goose* A TINY INSIGNIFICANT APPETIZER!
Giant: But enough talk—have at you!
edited 24th Sep '09 7:51:56 AM by jtmmachine
- Johnson: Die, brother! You have ruined these people's lives, leave here now!
- Richard: It was not by my hand that I have been called to spread the one, the Absolute Truth!
- Richard: I was called here by weak willed men and women, who wished to give me glory!
- Johnson: "Glory"?! You kill our own people, and steal their future, you make them your slaves!
- Richard: Perhaps the same could be said of all great military commanders.
- Johnson: Your words are as empty as your heart. Acturia ill needs a Grand General such as you.
- Richard: WHAT IS A MEAGER?!? *goblet toss* A miserable little bearer of nothing!
- Richard: But enough talk—have at you!!
edited 24th Sep '09 9:30:23 AM by NickTheSwing
Beserker Dumbass
- Linkara: Die, Insano! You don't belong in this Internet!
- Insano: It was not by my hand that I am once again given science!
- Insano: I was called here by FANS, who wished to pay ME tribute!
- Linkara: "Tribute"?! You steal men's brains, and make them your slaves!
- Insano: Perhaps the same could be said of all fandoms.
- Linkara: Your words are as empty as your soul. Fandom ill needs a savior such as you.
- Insano: WHAT IS A Fan?!? *Mountain Dew toss* A miserable little pile of idiocy!
- Linkara: I AM A MAN!!!! *Punch*
edited 24th Sep '09 12:09:05 PM by TropeKira
I AM A MAN!!!
?
- Nagato: Your data is flawed. You should not be here.
- Ryoko: It was not my decision to enter this world.
- Ryoko: The Integrated Data Entity sent me down for observation.
- Nagato: This is not "observation". You are destroying an important connection to Ms. Suzumiya. Your data is faulty.
- Ryoko: Perhaps the same could be said of both of our data.
- Nagato: Your words are as erratic as your programming. Humans do not need to be observed by one such as you.
- Ryoko: What is a human? *energy toss* A simple little pile of data.
- Ryoko: But enough talk—now you die! ^_^
edited 24th Sep '09 6:01:05 PM by Thnikkafan
Anyone who assigns themselves loads of character tropes is someone to be worried about.
The Prodigal Returns
Nite Owl: Surrender, Veidt! You don't belong in this bunker!
Ozymandias: It was not by my hand that I am once again free of your meddlings!
Ozymandias: I was called here by my own conscience, who wished to save the world from itself!
Rorschach: "Save the world"?! You steal use your stolen power, and make it into an engine of destruction!
Ozymandias: Perhaps the same could be said of all heroes.
Rorschach: Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.
Ozymandias: WHAT IS MAN?!? *goblet toss* A miserable little pile of nukes!
Ozymandias: But enough talk—have at you!!
edited 25th Sep '09 8:51:26 AM by DarkDecapodian
Aww, did I hurt your widdle fee-fees?
Obligatory Touhou example:
Reimu: Die, monster! You are a problem to this world!
Remilia: How simple. It was not by my hands that I was forced into this world!
Remilia: I was forced here by HUMANS, who feared my power!
Reimu: Power?! You steal men's blood, and terrorize them every night!
Remilia: How about you? You're the murderer!
Reimu: One doesn't make me a mass murderer. Mankind ill needs a master such as you.
Remilia: *cup toss* Humans are useless!
Remilia: But enough talk—the moon is red tonight. You will know death!!
edited 25th Sep '09 8:30:15 AM by Lemurian
Join us in our quest to play all RPG video games! Moving on to disc 2 of Grandia!
Die dragon you don't belong on this server Fool, It was not by my paw that I am once again given a position as boss monster, I was brought her by developers who wished to pay ME half the gold of every character I slay. Half the gold!! you steal characters lives and make them try again perhaps the same could be said of All boss monsters mankind ill needs a boss such as you, but enough talk. Have at you
edited 6th Nov '10 10:19:08 PM by 435435
Fwomph
Hades: "You do not belong here, only the dead belong in the realm of Hades"
Hero: "It is not by my hand am I brought here, it is by the DM who wishes to bring my team to the reward"
Hades: "Reward? You atempt to destroy such a power as me because of a DM?"
Hero: "The same could be said of all heroes"
Hades: "Your words are as empty as your inventory, the DM ill needs a hero such as you. What is a DM but a little pile of statistics?"
Hero: "Enough talk, roll for inititive!"
edited 7th Nov '10 5:35:31 PM by Pentigan
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
Thraex: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world! Lyrk: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! Lyrk: I was called here by HUMANS, who wished to pay ME tribute! Thraex: "Tribute"?! You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves! Lyrk: Perhaps the same could be said of your "government." Thraex: Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a leader such as you. Lyrk: WHAT IS A MAN?!? *icicle toss* A weak, magicless abomination! Lyrk: But enough talk—have at you!!
Ironic, huh?
Yeah, it's way out of character. Iosa would probably fit better but it's Cthulhu'o-clock right now so I'm not thinking straight.
SHIKI is dead.