edited 22nd Jul '09 7:52:51 AM by occono
Dumbo
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Aw c'mon guys!
Why is sky blue?
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Because you make baby Jesus cry.
Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you?
the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
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Because you smoke too much.
Why is zebra white on black?
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OG Troper
Because biologists are eurocentric.
Why does the rain always fall on me?
the statement above is false
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Because You Suck.
Why is man generally physically more heavily built then girl?
edited 22nd Jul '09 8:48:47 AM by [AOD]
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OG Troper
Who says they are, you male chauvinist pig!
Why do we park in the driveway and drive in the parkway?
the statement above is falseBecause the English language is eeeeevil.
Why can't I get no Tang 'round here?
the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
Because TANG IS PEOPLE!!!
Why can't I find more fans of shows I watch?
Oh My
Because your a delusion fan living in a myopia?
why is lamborgini so more sexy than poarche?
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Battle Scowler
Moar consonants
Why is California so HOT?
"Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair."
OG Troper
Because you sinners will burn in hell.
Why is Morrissey so pretty?
the statement above is false
Planescape Hijack
Because he is your Dying Dream, sent by a benevolent demon to let you die happy.
Why Batman is Batman so intelligent?
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count DorkuBecause he's the goddamned Batman.
Why is my avatar so Moe?
the dice are loaded, the deck is stacked, the game itself will hold you back
Because the eyes are too damn big.
Why are a troll's genitals so big?
Battle Scowler
to make hacking them off easier
why is grass green?
"Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair."
So that there can be an AWESOME
music track called "Green Grass Gradation"!
Why is that track so awesome?
edited 22nd Jul '09 10:18:34 AM by GlennMagusHarvey
Because it's soylent green.
Why do I buy so many DV Ds?
Ninja'd.
edited 22nd Jul '09 10:18:09 AM by occono
Dumbo
OG Troper
Because they're hippie commie liberal traitors.
Why do the rivers run free?
the statement above is false
Battle Scowler
Because the Simons freed them from the academies
Why does growth spurt hurt?
"Let your religion be less of a theory and more of a love affair."
Gentleman Adventurer!
Because all your bones are being liquified and reconstructed several times every second, and your pain receptors are are temporarily deleted as soon as your body notices what's going on but not soon enough that the last signal they send before vanishing is pain, and your body continues pain mode until they're reconstituted to give a new signal. Just imagine if your body forgot to delete them in time.
Why do I think?
Your funny quote here! (Maybe)
OG Troper
Therefore you are.
Why strange things happen?
the statement above is false
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Because you are human.
What is a man?
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Less then a Woman.
Why is occono?
Dumbo
Me: Why is a topic created?
You: Because you are a troll.
You: Why is— etc.
Why are LEG Os so painful when you step on them?
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