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Come on, at least teach the kid to make some thermite.
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Oh, even better. Thank you Dungeon Keeper Ami!
Anemoi opened the door and looked at the cop— no, this was the U.K., the word was bobby— the bobby at the door. Having a bobby come knocking wasn't all that unusual at the house, what with the noise complaints, that jackass who kept ranting Nekane was a whore, that jackass who kept ranting Nekane was a whore complaining about smoke bombs in the middle of the night, and so on. They were on a first name basis with a lot of the local bobbies. PC Goodman, at the door, was a decent enough guy, and they ran into him at the grocery sometimes.
"I didn't do it, I wasn't involved," Anemoi said on reflex, just to be on the safe side.
"Oh, it's nothing like that this time sir," PC Goodman said, gesturing down. Anemoi looked. Negi stood there, looking a little worried and playing with an inflated latex glove. "I'm just here to bring the little nipper home."
"Hi uncle," Negi said, waving.
Anemoi frowned. "What did he do?"
"Oh, it wasn't anything bad," PC Goodman said. "We picked him up at the dentist. He was asking doctor Jones where he could get fluoride."
Anemoi looked confused. "Fluoride?" he asked Negi.
"Kuya SCM was telling me about this really cool stuff, and said it was made from chlorine and fluoride," Negi explained. "I went to the hardware store, but I didn't have any money to buy chlorine, so I thought I'd ask the dentist for fluoride first."
Anemoi closed his eyes. "What was this cool chemical you were trying to make?" he asked warily.
"Kuya SCM called it N-stoff
," Negi said, pronouncing it with a ANCIENT BELKAN German inflection. "It's supposed to set rocks and water on fire! Just like magic!"
Anemoi closed his eyes again. "I'll take if from here officer," he said. When the door was closed and the bobby was far enough down the road, he yelled. "SCM! Stop teaching Negi about weird German war concoctions!"
Next, thermite!
edited 2nd Sep '14 6:18:53 PM by SCMof2814
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That works perfect for me
Being the house repairman, I would be the first person on-scene, besides Nekane, do deal with inter-house shenanigans.
edited 2nd Sep '14 6:56:53 PM by Anemo1
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SCM are you trying to turn Negi into Fiona?
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himitsu keisatsu
First rule about teaching people how to blow things up: Teach said people which are acceptable targets to blow up.
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimari
Random idea I had awhile ago- would Chachamaru get along with Blade Wolf and if she did would Haruna ship it?
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Couldn't really tell you. The only one Blade Wolf seems to like (Aside from having respect for Raiden and Sam) is Sunny, and is otherwise aloof to just about everyone else.
I've had the weird thought of shipping Chachamaru with Drossel. She's from a DISNEY anime, could you believe it. I wish they'd make her a Disney Princess...
edited 2nd Sep '14 11:29:37 PM by SCMof2814
Chachamaru would make an odd Disney Princess. I'd hesitate to hand the rights to Disney, but I guess it can't be worse than what Akamatsu is doing with UQ Holder.
I meant Drossel. Their non-American properties need more representation...
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Hm, Disney does Negima...and they end up casting Takahata as the Prince, since Negi and Kotaro can't sing for shit.
And Asuna as the princess. Takahata turns Asuna down because she's too young for him. Princess Asuna spends the rest of the movie trying to find a way to make herself older. Then she finds out that she was old enough all along. Prince Takahata still says no, though.
edited 3rd Sep '14 1:20:48 AM by Hyp3rB14d3
"EEEEK!!! CATS!!" "Setsuna? Chill out."
Ahem...
You may not remember writing it SCM, but here it is anyway.
edited 3rd Sep '14 1:57:19 AM by UberNimrod
Madman with a box? I'm a madman with a semi, a pretzel bender and a Heart of Gold!
You're taking the omake seriously?
So I AM evilly keeping it secret from you guys?
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"... But we're just making smoke bom—"
"Smoke can choke you to death, can't it?"
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See, this is why I suggested thermite. It's very useful for point destruction, but only for point destruction. And you can use it on all the things Eva freezes solid so you have melty Averrunci.
edited 3rd Sep '14 5:19:52 AM by Night
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I thought his name was Quartum?
Re- robot shipping- What I was trying to say is if Chachamaru was at least kind of friendly with Blade Wolf and Haruna saw it, would she use it as inspiration for an H doujin? I just giggle trying to imagine everyone's reactions to seeing that.
edited 3rd Sep '14 10:35:57 AM by unlikelyauthor
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"EEEEK!!! CATS!!" "Setsuna? Chill out."
@Marq I assume that goes with the first snippet? Doesn't make a lot of sense if it goes with the second one.
@SCM I find the idea of a ghost in the house to be funny. Especially if she wandered over from the graveyard across the street because of boredom. If you can explain the succubus and the leansidhe, I'll allow them.
Besides, I've already wrote one snippet involving the Endless. Succubi and leansidhes should not be too strange after that.
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Blade Wolf is a cool dude, I can see him getting along well enough with Chachamaru. Maybe not as friendly as with Raiden and Sunny, but I can see Blade Wolf and Chacha spend the occasional lazy afternoon philosophizing about their experiences as sentient AI.
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Well, you'll get Eva to freeze all of them! You can make...I dunno. Probably not wine. Soda? The special Magister Magi bottling.
edited 3rd Sep '14 1:33:34 PM by Night
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Eva- The next question of course is would Wolf scare the cats? If yes, then we get an awesome robot fight at their first meeting.
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@Uber: They ran away from home to elope and crashed in our attic.
Huh, just had a Random Thought for a fic series: Mahou Sensei Negima INNOCENT. Everyone is alive, no one is evil, and magic is a VR Card game. This rose from a similarly random thought about Kill la Kill INNOCENT, where Ragyou is a loving and highly embarrassing mother, Ryuuko and Satsuki are her daughters, and Nui is their crazy cousin/adopted sister...
edited 3rd Sep '14 5:58:12 PM by SCMof2814
Well, even in Negima proper, everyone but Gateau (and Zecht, I guess) is either explicitly alive or the possibility of them being alive exists.
Maybe UQ Holder INNOCENT would fit better? Have Touta to be a cousin of Konoka or something. Same thing for Makie and Santa, and Mikan can be Misora's big sister. You could even throw both casts together that way.
We don't have to build much. Just dig a deep hole, put a few shipping containers in it, and bury them...