No Wartys Neryon you are the witches.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Your army sucks.
I found a witch! *Holds up a duck* May I burn her?
Sorry, I can't hear you from my FLYING METAL BOX!
Don't be stupid! Of course witches are not non-human...
except perhaps she transformed into a duck, which in that case... yeah, burn the duck!
But then how do we know the witch hasn't turned herself into air?! I say we burn all the air!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Geomancer
The witch is obviously human which is- ![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
that abomination! Kill the strange looking human!
One just might
Wait, my witch hunterinator says the with is out there (cue dramatic music).
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
The with? Nevermind, that's worse than the witch! -Looks around for both entities-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
One just might
Recalibrating for typo, it now says go west (cue another dramatic music).
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Departed days ahead.
Wait a second! Strange new technologies, pointing us in random directions, sudden appearance out of thin air... A witch!
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Eventua
-appears mysteriously from thin air-
Indeed... I think we ought to burn him, because he's obviously a her, and therefore obviously a witch! It all makes sense!
My new account at: Eventua
Just a teapot
Thats something only a witch would say!
Insert witty one-liner here.
Steven Lives
ONLY A WITCH WOULD ACCUSE ANOTHER OF WITCHCRAFT. [/implying]
G'day
So by our logic... WE'RE ALL WITCHES! LETS BURN OURSELVES AND THIS WHOLE VILL... wait...
Just a teapot
Lets go find some other witches and burn them.
Insert witty one-liner here.
You know what? The fire we use is probably a witch! Let's burn it!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Just a teapot
The wood is totally a witch.
Insert witty one-liner here.
Eventua
YOU'RE totally a witch for accusing a natural thing of being a witch!
My new account at: Eventua
Eventua
LOOK OUT, HE'S TRYING TO CURSE US! BURN THE WITCH!
edited 28th Oct '10 4:27:09 PM by GabrielGloom
She turned me into a newt!
Admit it, it was only a matter of time...
Another green world.
*hears sobbing at a distance*
THAT TORCH IS A WITCH!
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
One just might
Throw something into the water, if its floats, thats a witch.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Tief girl with eartude
Wait...air floats on water!
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Attention everyone! There is a witch among us, and she wouldn't rest until every single one of us is dead! EVERYONE GATHER THE KINDLING BECAUSE A WITCH SHALL BURN TONIGHT!